Johnny in Equestria (Coming Soon)

by Opti101

First published January 1st, 1970 00:00

A young, bored and easily annoyed boy gets pulled by the neck into Equestria.
Follow Johnny, as he goes on a journey to figure out what the hell is going on.
A story about 4th wall breaking, Stupidity and Confusion.

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It Begins

It Begins
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Johnny in Equestria (Coming Soon)

It Begins

"So...

Something weird happened today.

I learned that fiction is stronger than we generally think.

Like, really strong.

Strong enough to reach through my monitor and accidentally knock me out cold.."

JOHNNY IN EQUESTRIA

So here I am.

Sitting around in a lab in the middle of a treehouse about to get 'studied'.

How the hell did I get myself into this?

I am just sitting there at my desk and BOOM!

A fingerless, pink, hand comes out and some how grabs my by my neck, knocks me out, and pulls me in.

Then I wake up on a hospital bed with a punch of multicolored ponies staring at me.

I must be going insane. I have to be.

This can't be possibl-

'Hey! You ready to start?'

Oh great here we go.

'Uh... yeah?'

'Good!'

She says.

'Okay.. Uh... What did you say your name was again?'

I just told her 5 minutes ago!

'It's.. uh.. Johnny.'

'Right! Now shall we start?'

'Fine by me.'

She sits me down and hooks a dome covered in lights up too my head.

*Beep*

She starts looking at a nearby monitor.

*BEEP*

'Uh.. Twilight? Why is it beeping louder?'

'No idea.. It shouldn't be doing that..'

Welp, I am screwed.

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

'Uh. Johnny, Now would be a good time to get out of-'

*BLAM*

The damn thing explodes on my head.

I go flying across the room.

'Ow. ow. ow.'

I think I broke my legs. Greeaaat.

'Oh my god! Are you hurt?'

'Not at all! I just broke my everything is all!'

'Okay! Okay! I am sorry!'

'Call the hospital! Hurry!'

2 HOURS LATER

It's confirmed. I broke both my legs. Woo.

Now how am I gonna get out of this place?

Twilight opens the door.

Oh boy!

'Haven't you done enough damage?'

'I know! I'm sorry! I can fix it!'

'Just like you fixed the portal? My only way back home?'

'Oh, that wasn't that bad'

'I walked in and was on the moon. My head almost exploded.'

'Look, I can fix this'

Her horn lights up.

Oh god what is this now.

Suddenly I can my legs.

'Whoaaaa.'

'See?'

'Okay, I admit, that was cool'

'Now let's get outta here!'

I make a run for the exit with her.

Well at least I can walk.

Sadly, I don't think I will be getting out anytime soon. The portal that she built that sent me here is completely broken. Some pink chick yanked me in through it.

We can fix it apparently. Something about a sacred relic. I don't know, I wasn't listening.

*POW!*

What the blue hell!?

OH GOD IT'S ON FIRE!

THE TREEHOUSE.

OH MAN.

OH GOD.

OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN.

To be continued.