Sweet Celestia what have I done?

by EmeraldBlaze

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Adventure, Comedy
Length: 366

You, a bunch of ponies, and your trusty leather belt, embark on an adventure to save the universe!

You, a pony named Sexy-Flank, whose cutie mark is Jesus and Chuck Norris lighting the devil on fire with his own testicles, wake up in the middle of this town. You are helped by the mane six, they then brief you that the world (and universe) are being invaded by a bunch of Uber-Nazis being led by the tap dancing Justan Beaver, who rides the flaming Rebboca Blackasaurus. With the assistance of some side characters ( Doctor Whooves, Ditzy Doo/Derpy Hooves, Big Macintosh, Etc. ) You, armed with a pewpew gun, Angreh Bird grenades, a lulzsaber, and of course, your trusty leather belt must save us all! Oh, and your cyborg adult mutant ninja turd armed with a mini gun that shoots out rage faces and eats flaming whales from the sun in order to gain interdimensional travel also helps as well.

Author's Note: This really isn't normal to me. I'm just feeling kinda…like it. I would read this for plain randomness, but if your more serious, read my other fic, 'The will of a single pony'

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-03 18:32:14 UTC

Awakening....ing

Chapter 1: Awakening...ing

WARNING: RUN!!! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!

You slowly come to, and attempt to open your eyes, but squeeze them back close as the sunlight begins to enter through the cracks of your eye lids. You calm down, and slowly opening up your eyes, fighting back the pain from the sunlight. As your eyes come into focus you realize that a bunch of ponies were staring at you. You struggle to lift yourself up, but fail miserably, in fact, the fail was so bad, that your leg ( your right frontal leg to be specific ) Implodes and gets stuck inside your body, while your right hind leg breaks off and rolls away. You then scream

" HOLY SWEET CELESTIA WHAT THE BUCK IS HAPPENING?!"

Then a lavender coated unicorn came out of the crowd rasing a sign high into the air.

"What....?"

You begin to feel light headed. Maybe because you were bleeding out. Did I mention that? Doesn't matter. Point is your dying. And the ponies are watching you. None of them seem to give a flying feather.

*STARTHINGIE*STARTHINGIE*

Again you come to your senses. Annoyed that this is happening again. Look up to see six mares, and apparently, our two Alicorn  princesses, and a small dragon that seemed out of place in all of this. One mare, a cyan coated Pegasus with a rainbow mane looked at you and noticed you staring.

"Hey! Everyone! The pony's awake!"

The attention of everypony here (+ 1 dragon) goes instantly from what they were staring at to me. Then they ran at your and proceeded to beat the living hell out of you.

No.

They didn't.

They just walked over to you.

They introduced themselves.

I'm to lazy to type out and describe each of the mane six.

After their intros, Princess Celestia begins to speak.

"BLAHBLAHBLAH TELEPORT BLAHBLAHBLAH HUMAN BLAHBLAH NAZI BLAHBLAH JUSTAN BEAVERBLAH"

You stared, wondering how hard it would be to get laid.

"FATEOFTHEUNIVERSE BLAHBLAHBLAH YOURHOOVES BLAHBLAH"

"Mmm...kay what?" you ask.

"You must join our forces to defeat Justan Beaver and the Uber-Nazis to save our universe!"

You then realize everysingle thing is outside fighting a big ass crab.