Discord Vs Maud

A.N  THIS TAKES PLACE IN AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE WHERE MAUD NEVER SMILED AT ANYTHING!

Dear One of my bestest sisters Maud!

Hi its pinkie here, well i’m not really here because this is just a letter but my writings here so I guess i’m kinda here, Oh! Does that mean i’m everywhere I write that's so cool!!! Anyway its pinkie and I know you and the girls had some uhh minor disagreements last time when they tried to make you smile, but you need to come visit again! I have my newest friend here and he’s so excited to see you!  I know if there's one thing to make you smile as wide as a mile it will be Discord my favourite draconequus! Anyway come down I can’t wait to see you!

Love your best pink sibling Pinkamena “Pinkie” Diane Pie.

The train to Ponyville was long and arduous, to Maud it seemed to draw on forever. Not that she minded that much, after all if you work on a rock farm you have to get used to the massive time spent being alone. The rock farm was spread over a large distance to cover as much ground as possible for finding rare geodes and Maud was used to boredom and loneliness. Not that she got bored with her rocks mind you. However as the train chugged merrily past a verdant and rich looking forested area Maud couldn't help but think of what she was doing here. The last time her sisters friends had annoyed her tremendously trying to provoke any reaction. They did not see it but deep down she would always love her family. Especially her pink sister who always made her smile inside despite her efforts to make her smile visible.This brought her back to her main problem while she held no grudges against pinkie pie's friends she was still happy to see them but she had no idea what or who discord was.

" I've never even heard of a draconequus before" thought Maud. All she hoped was that he was not annoying to her.

"Just maybe I will give him a smile to make pinkie feel better, she didn't seem very keen on my rock presents last year" mumbled Maud softly so nopony could hear, and with that last thought Maud gently drifted of to a light slumber rocked slowly by the trains motion on the tracks as it sped towards the distant town of Ponyville.

Discord yawned loudly as he stretched. His long claws on both hands clicking as he slowly rose from his temporary bed on Fluttershys couch.

" Oh Discord you're awake!" came a soft voice that he knew all to well.

" seems that way my dear"replied Discord. He then proceeded to turn his head all the way round in a full 390 turn to view Fluttershy as he stretched his limbs. He gave a devilish grin that he was famed for when he watched her cringe and turn away hiding behind her long mane. She never got used to his quirky antics.

" So my dear Fluttershy what's on the agenda today hmm? Any adventures to conquer or monsters that would make a being as powerful as me soil himself on sight?" As Discord said this he swooped down to her level as to hear her diminutive voice better.

"Umm actually you agreed to help Pinkie today with her sister today" whispered Fluttershy not looking him in the eyes as if he would get angry of her informing him of this.

" Confound these ponies they are so difficult" thought Discord to himself chuckling softly.

  " Why of course her dear sister Maud I think" exclaimed Discord causing Fluttershy to jump slightly. Suddenly he snapped his fingers and appeared at the nearby table. He snapped his fingers again and two portions of buttered toast and orange juice appeared.

"But first we must attend to the matter of breakfast wouldn't you agree" he said as he pulled out a chair for Fluttershy to seat herself.

Fifteen minutes later when all the food had been eaten and Discord had used his magic to help Fluttershy clean a eccentric triple knock came from the front door.

" I-I'll get it I-if you don't mind" spoke Fluttershy.

" By all means my dear I'm not stopping you" Discord replied gesturing his lions paw to the door. Fluttershy nodded slightly and made her way there. As she opened the hard wood door she saw the overly  excited face of one of her best friends looking at her with a wide open smile.

" Hey Flutters I'm here to pick up Discord so we can go visit my sister Maudy Pie" Pinkie started jumping around in excitement.

" Oh of course would you like to come in" Fluttershy offered. " No candoosville Flutters Maud will be arriving soon so we gonna have to reschedule that party!" Pinkie exclaimed still bouncing with every word.

" Oh okay would you like me to get Discord" whispered Fluttershy shyly.

" yuppers that'd be great!" Replied Pinkie.

" Discord Pinkie's here to take you to Maud" She shouted, well not really since her voice only rose a couple of decimals above her original volume. Discord suddenly appeared next to Pinkie who gasped and embraced her favourite draconequus in a massive hug.

" Hi discord-how-are-you-did-you-sleep-well-are-you-excited-to-see-Maud-I-know-I-am... Her tirade was cut of when Discord gently clamped her mouth shut.

"Now now Pinkie don't wear out your yapper for me we need to save that for your dear sister Maud" admonished Discord.

" Oh you will be careful Discord don,t get hurt stay away from the Ever free and be nice to Maud when you see her" Fluttershy worried fretting over several small blemishes in his coat to make sure he looked his best.

" Yes mother have no worry I'll be back before sundown" Discord rolled his eyes sarcastically. As he did so his eyes popped out of his sockets and rolled away.

" Shoot that always happens, need to learn to control that" he said as he inserted them back in. Pinkie no stranger to generally breaking laws of physics herself mearly bounced and smiled while Fluttershy looked faint.

" Alright ready to depart" he smiled as he turned to Pinkie with his trademark one fanged smirk gracing his face.

Maud shifted into the land of the concious as the train began to slow down for Ponyville. She shifted in her seat and rose quietly barely making a sound as she shifted with her luggage bag (full of rocks) to the front of the train. As she did so she wondered what on Earth this "draconequus" would look like. As the train slowly juddered to a halt Maud got her bearings and slowly with her trademark poker face on departed the train as the doors slid open. She squinted as she looked for her sister. There she was a small ball of bright pink that bounced with a giant grin. Slowly her eyes travelled to her companion and widened slightly. Before her stood an 11 foot tall beast. It had brown fur covering its long snakelike body and a long whiplash tail flowing behind it. Her eyes travelled to its head to see to odd horns one white one blue protruding from the surface. Then she took in the sarcastic smile and mismatched eyes with one larger then the other. Those red irises held what she could only describe as pure chaos in them, " This won't be fun" she thought.

"This is going to be hilarious" thought Discord silently planning to crack her surface and get her to smile in laughter. Or scream in fear whichever he felt worked.

" This will surely be funarific!" thought Pinkie entirely oblivious to the looks discord and Maud were sharing. Who's ready for some chaos!