Ponies Discover R34

by xStellar_Bubbles

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 2152

My Oc shows the cast of MLP R34.

For the love of god, do not read this story!
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What happens when ponies discover R34? What reactions will they make? I am Stellar Bubbles, here to answer these questions for everypony to know.

Cover art by Cartoon-Admirer

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-11 00:06:04 UTC

Prologue

Meanwhile on Earth....

"Do you really think that this is a good idea?"

It was the future on Earth. We have two men standing near an interdimensional portal.

"Well, we have more advanced technology. What on earth will we need this for again?"

"But, it's an ancient relic. It was here from the year 2011."

"Excuse me, but are you forgetting that it is the year 4056? I believe that this is the right thing to do."

"Alright, fine."

A mysterious object fell into the portal, where it will meet with another world. One man had a frown on his face.

"I actually regret that decision....."

The other man sighed and facepalmed.

"Godammit. I said that was an ancient relic and you didn't listened to me!"

"Well, yeah. But there's another reason why...."

Later in Equestria.....

There was a green pegasus mare named Stellar Bubbles. She was taking a quick fly around Ponyville. She then took a quick dive and landed on the ground. Stellar Bubbles was huffing and puffing, for was she very exhausted for all of that flying. I think that's enough flying. Time to go back home, she thought. Then, out of nowhere-

"OOF!"

Stellar Bubbles had just walked into a tree. As she backed up to regain her balance, a mysterious object fell on her head. Bubbles blacked out for two hours. When she began to wake up, a device was in front of her. The green pegasus became instantly confused. What is this machine? Where did it come from? Did that just fall out of the sky? As a curious pony that Bubbles was, she took the machine with her to see the many wonders it holds.

At home, Stellar Bubbles was carefully studying the object. It had a monitor with a keyboard connected to it.What could this thing do? The green mare searched for a button that can somehow turn it on. Bubbles found it, pushed it, and the machine came alive. She awed in such wonder. But what immediately popped up was a page on a website called 4Chan, showing a thread with an image attached to it.

"What in the world....?!"

The green pegasus gasped in both amazement and disgust. She couldn't believe what she was seeing.

"This is both cool and disturbing at the same time. But, everypony must know about it!"

Applejack Discovers R34

Next, was the orange farmmare, Applejack. She trotted down the stairs. She came face to face with the same green pegasus on the chair.

"You wanted somethin' sugarcube?"

"Yes, I did, Applejack."

Applejack went to the chair to sit on it.

"So, what do ya exactly need me for?"

"Well, I want you to take a test."

"Test? I'm not really the filly that is good with tests."

"Don't worry, Applejack. You'll be fine."

"Well, if ya say so um... Stellar Bubbles?"

Bubbles smiled her head and nodded. She pulled out the laptop.

"Well, Applejack. What do you say to..... THIS!"

The laptop rotated, showing an image to the orange earth pony.

"Well, wha- what in tarnation is this?!"

Applejack just sat in her chair with her jaw dropping.

"Why would ya just show me some revolin' thing like that?"

Stellar Bubbles gave a nervous smile that let out a squee.

"Listen here, sugarcube. Just don't show me none of that anymore, alright?"

The edgy green pegasus nodded.

"Good. Well, I'll be off gettin' home now. Goo' bye!"

Fluttershy Discovers R34

"Um, hello? Is anypony there?"

"Yes, Fluttershy, come downstairs."

The yellow pegasus slowly walked downstairs to meet with Stellar Bubbles.

"Is there anything I can help you with?"

Bubbles smiled and nodded at Fluttershy. She pulled out the new replacement laptop. Hopefully this one doesn't get destroyed, said Stellar Bubbles.

"Sit down please, Fluttershy."

"Oh! Um, okay."

Fluttershy politely and quickly sat down on the chair.

"You see, I need your help."

The yellow pegasus  gazed for a moment at Bubbles, waiting for the answer.

"I need to know what you think....of.......THIS!!!!"

Fluttershy gazed for a few minutes at her newfound image. Her eyes widened. She then let out a faint scream.

"No, nonononono!"

Fluttershy shielded her eyes with her hooves. She bursted into tears.

"P-please! No more! Just, stop!"

As the yellow pegasus was bawling, Stellar Bubbles became sympathetic.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, Fluttershy...."

"Well, I think I'm just going to..... go now."

Bubbles let out a sigh.

Pinkie Pie Discovers R34

"HEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ANYPONY HOOOOOOME?!"

"Come on down Pinkie!"

"Okey-dokey-lokey!"

On the stairs was a happy Pinkie Pie, happily trotting toward Stellar Bubbles and the tables and chairs that are in front of her.

"Hi, Pinkie Pie!"

"Well, hello to you Stellar Bubbles! I'm just SO happy to see the new pony again! You know, I love to make new friends every itty bitty day!"

Stellar Bubbles nodded at the pink pony's enthusiasm. She pulled out the new computer. Well, here it goes, thoought Bubbles.

"Hey! What's that?!"

"It's something called a.... uh.... I actually don't know what it's called."

"Oh, but, can I try it?"

The green pegasus chuckled.

"Oh, sorry Pinkie. You can't use it. I just...... found it. This 'thing' is very precious."

"Please?"

"No."

"Pretty please with a cherry on top?"

"Sorry Pinkie, no."

"Awww."

"Listen, Pinkie. I need your help with something. What do you say about.....THIS!!!"

The laptop rotated and an image faced Pinkie. She raised her hoof. Stellar Bubbles raised her eyebrow.

"Ooooooooooohhh."

At that last second, Pinkie Pie crawled into the computer monitor right in front of Stellar Bubbles' eyes.

".....What? Pinkie? Where did you just go? Pinkie?"

Rarity Discovers R34

There was slight humming upstairs.

"Oh! Hello darling! You must be the one who needed assistance, right?"

"Yep, Rarity. I'm Stellar Bubbles,"

"Of course! Well, it is a pleasure to meet you."

"Sit down, please."

Rarity had a concerned look on her face. Bubbles chuckled.

"Don't worry, Rarity! It's clean!"

"Oh, thank you, darling. I just can't stand all of the filth that Equestria has supplied."

Rarity trotted toward the chair. Using her aura, she elegantly pulled it in, sat on the chair, and pulled it back out.

"So, what did you need for again?"

"Oh! You see....."

Stellar Bubbles pulled out her laptop.

"I need your reaction to....." said Stellar Bubbles as she typed

"THIS!!!"

"Oh-oh my......"

Rarity then collapsed on the floor.

"Um, Rarity? You alright?"

Stellar Bubbles walked up to the white unicorn and poked it as much as she can. Rarity wasn't budging. This made Bubbles really worried.

The green pegasus tried to carefully examine Rarity if she is waking up. I can't just leave her like that. thought Stellar Bubbles. She walked up to Rarity. This is going to take a while. She grabbed on Rarity's tail and tried to drag her whole body up the stairs, and to the Carousel Boutique.

Princess Celestia Discovers R34

"Stellar Bubbles? Are you in here?"

"Yes, I am, Princess."

Princess Celestia elegantly trotted down the stairs to meet with Stellar Bubbles.

"I assume you needed something, right?"

Stellar Bubbles nodded her head.

"Is it an urgent mission?"

"You'll see. Do you want to take a seat?"

"Oh, yeah. Of course."

The white alicorn took a seat while Bubbles took out her computer.

"Excuse me, what do you have there?"

Celestia was very intrigued at the sight of this machine. She didn't know what it was or what it does. So, she became a little worried.

"Well, this thing isn't important right now. I need you to see....THIS!!!!!"

Stellar Bubbles rotated the computer. Princess Celestia gazed and almost seemed hypnotized. Her eyes slowly widened with a creeping smile. She then bobbed her head, over and over.

"Yes.....oh..... yes."

This scene certainly creeped and chilled Stellar Bubbles. She was majorly confused about why the sun goddess was behaving like this. Speaking of the sun goddess, she was also beginning to lick her lips. This went on for about three hours. Stellar Bubbles thought that I think that this is enough for the princess. The green pegasus pushed the power button, turning the computer off, leaving Princess Celestia have her jaw drop.

"Wha- where's the plot? Where did the plot go?!!!"

"Um, Princess Celestia.... don't you have any princess duties that you need to get back to?"

"Oh right! Thanks for reminding me. It is a pleasure to visit. I'm going back to Canterlot. Tootles!"

Princess Luna Discovers R34

"Hello? Anypony be down here?"

"Yes, Princess Luna. Come on down, please."

On the stairs were the princess of the night, walking down in an elegant posture, as most royalty do. Princess Luna sat in the chair.

"You requested me to cometh?"

"If I know what that means correctly, my answer is yes. Also, you don't have to speak like that"

"Oh, my apologies. Anyways, what do you need me for?"

"Well,"

Stellar Bubbles took out her computer.

"Tell me, Princess Luna. What are your thoughts on......THIS!!!"

The blue princess stared deeply at the image.

"Ohhhh, why? Just..... why?"

The green pegasus simply shrugged her shoulders.

"Well, I think that such content like this should be destroyed immediately. If you don't mind, I'll do the offers."

Princess Luna's aura went on, ready to demolish anything. Specifically, the computer. Stellar Bubbles quickly flew in front of her.

"WAIT!"

The princess of the night became utterly confused.

"YOU CAN'T DESTROY THIS!"

"Well, why not exactly?"

"This machine that the image is displayed on is actually very valuable. I don't think that it's a very good idea to destroy it."

"Very well then. I guess that I should be attending my duties now. Good evening."

Rainbow Dash Discovers R34

Hmm, she should be here by now.

"HELLO!"

Stellar Bubbles let out a gasp and almost fell out of her chair as she came face to face with a blue pegasus in front of her.

"Oh, hello Rainbow Dash!"

"Heh, caught you off guard, didn't I? Also, you said that you needed me, right?" said Rainbow as she sat in her chair.

"Well, in fact, yes."

Bubbles took out the computer. Rainbow Dash had a smug look on her face.

"I'm ready for any challenge that you give me!"

She looked at the mysterious machine.

"Woah, what's that?"

"Sorry but, no time to explain."

The blue pegasus slightly frowned.

"Fiiiiiine."

"So, Rainbow Dash. I need to see your thoughts."

"Thoughts?"

"Yes, thoughts on....... THIS!!!!"

Rainbow looked at the image for a few minutes. Her eyes widened and her wings flew open. Rainbow tried to close them as quickly as she can and gave Stellar Bubbles a few chuckles.

"Oh come on, Stellar Bubbles! I'm the Rainbow Dash! I think you will have to give me something bigger than that!"

The green pegasus slightly smiled. But at the same time, she was quite unamused.

"Alright, I'll remember, Rainbow."

"Well, catch you later soon! I need to finish my daily exercises. See ya!"

On her way out of Bubbles' house, Rainbow Dash actually had a disgusted face as she flew out. She also shuddered. Okay, now that's really hard to get rid of, she thought.

Princess Twilight Discovers R34

Princess Twilight trotted down the stairs and entered into a room. It was filled with bubbles and beakers. In the center, she found a green pegasus mare with a black mane and tail. She was sitting on a chair with a table in front of her. Twilight waved her hoof at the sight of her.

"Hello! Stellar Bubbles, isn't it? You wanted to see me?"

The green mare was sitting on a white modern chair with a white table in front of her.

"Yes, Twilight. I need you to see something."

"Something?"

"Yes, something."

"Alright, then."

Stellar Bubbles took out the computer. Twilight became easily excited by the sight of the machine. Her irises expanded as Stellar Bubbles opened the laptop.

"So, you see Twilight. What do you think of...... THIS!!!!!"

The green pegasus rotated the laptop around for Twilight to see an image.

"Oh... my..... gosh!"

Bubbles then had a little smug grin.

"I can't believe that you invented such a thing like this!"

Stellar Bubbles then had a smile to a confused glance.

"Um... what?"

"I mean, just look at it! It's so modern and useful! This will become very useful in Equestria! I need to tell the princesses about this!"

The green pegasus got up from her chair and stood by the side of Twilight. The purple princes was just focusing and studying the keyboard and every other part of the computer. Bubbles tapped on Twilight's shoulder and pointed at the image. Twilight then had a face that says, "do not want." Her wings also swiftly flew open.

"Oh.....um..... nevermind, then."

Twilight then awkwardly waved her hoof, spread her wings, and soared upstairs to get away from the atrocity as fast as she could.