HiE: Hater In Equestria

by Cobra 1

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Human, Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1104

What happens if a pony hater wakes up in Equestria and is a pony. A pilot and hater will find out. Cancelled because it is shit. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

James Brown, a pilot and pony hater, wakes up and finds himself in Equestria as a pony and is none to pleased. As he continues to find a way back home he will come to make some friends with the things he most despises, ponies.

Cancelled because it was total SHIT!

Published 2012-04-05 19:44:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-05 19:44:02 UTC

I Hate Ponies

Hello, my name is James Brown, I hate ponies. But now I am one. First let me start with backstory and how I got here.

I hated ponies from the start October 2011, I was talked into watching it with my friend, yes he was a brony. I thought that it wasn't bad, but something just didn't sit right with me. I got into some of the fanfiction, but never again watched the show. One of the things I found wrong with the fandom was HiE or Human in Equestria, how the humans became ponies and their general reactions I just found stupid.

I had several dreams the few nights before the event that brought me here happened. I would get up play some video games and checked on my snakes, and then go back to sleep.

Then it happened, the date was October 10, 2011.
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I woke up from a dream, a terrible, terrible dream. I dreamt that I was a pony, I hate ponies. I looked outside to see a strong thunderstorm, I then looked at the clock, it was midnight. I got up and tried to get my mind off the dream.

Then came a strange light, I tried to get away but it was sucking me in, as it did so I was knocked unconsciousness by hitting the floor.

When I came to I was startled by, 'no it couldn't be' I thought to myself, standing right in front of me was a horse, but not just any horse, it was a pony. A colorful pony I knew about all to well. It was Twilight Sparkle.

"Are you alright." she asked. I hesitated to answer, then said "You can't be real, this is just a dream. Colorful, talking ponies don't exist."

She looked shocked when I said that. "You are a pony and can talk too." It was my turn to look shocked.

"No I am not, I'm a human." I then looked at my hands, they were hooves. I still didn't believe it, so I went to a mirror. What stared back at me wasn't me, it was a pony. I had maroon and black hair, I mean mane; a medium, almost blood, red body... erm I mean coat and crimson eyes. I also noticed wings on my back. "NOOOOOOO!!! THIS ISN'T IMPOSSIBLE." I yelled almost on the verge of tears. To make sure this wasn't a dream I punched myself. It hurt, but I did it over and over until I was bleeding. I then ran out the door as fast as I could and didn't look back.

"Come back." When she said that I tripped over something and slipped out of consciousness. The last thing I saw was a bug. If I didn't get knocked out I would have laughed at myself.

When I regained consciousness I saw all six of them. I know all about them because I read up on them to use as critism about the show and bronies.

"Let us introduce ourselves I am Twi..."

"I know who you are. I know about everybody in this world."

"You mean everypony." said Applejack.

"No I don't." I was now getting angry. "You are Applejack, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity." when I got to the last name I was not happy.

"Now I am James Brown."

"Hello James Brown." they all said

"You said you were a human. What are you doing here?" it was Twilight this time.

"Well, I was born October 10, 198X in a small town in Oklahoma and..."

"What is Okie homie?" asked Pinkie. I decided it was best to not say anything about it, they would understand it.

"When I turned 18 my parents died, killed by a man who took them as someone else." I continued. I could tell this was alot for them to take as they all said "Oh no." in unison.

"Around this time I got a girlfriend, Janice. She was the most beautiful lady I have ever seen. But she too is gone. After my parents died I joined the Air Force. I was a very good pilot, I went by the callsign 'Snake.'"

"Is that what is on your flank?"

I looked to my backside, sure enough there was a mark on it displaying a F-16-like fighter and a snake wrapped around it.

"I guess so." I said. I then continued on with my story. "I lived by myself, after my girlfriend died, okay I wasn't living by myself I had snakes to keep me compa-"

"SNAKES!! You lived with snakes?" They all said, well except Fluttershy, I don't know why that is.

"Yeah. What's wrong with that?"

"Well snakes are creepy." said Twilight.

"And ugly." Rarity had said that. This statement made me want to kill that white bitch.

"Well, they are far from ugly and they are not creepy." I said. "Well anyway, I woke up, got sucked into a portal of some kind and now here I am. Now I need to find my way back home."

"If there is one pony who can help you it has to be," I knew what Twilight was going to say before she even got to "help" it was "Celestia." I knew she was going to say that.

"But it is late and we should get some rest."

As much as I hated to agree with a pony, I had to.

"You can stay here for the night." said Twilight.

I had to appreciate the young mare's kindness. "Thank you."

"Your welcome, 'Snake.'" I froze and did something I haven't in a long time, I smiled.

"Nobody has called me 'Snake' in years."

That night a couple of things happened. First I didn't have the dream I had so many nights before coming here. In its place, though, was probably more sinister. I saw my parents and girlfriend. Instinctively I called out for them. "Mom, Dad, Janice." after this the dream dissolved into a nightmare. Each of them were killed right in front of me by a pony. This pony was large, I knew who it was from the long flowing mane. It was Celestia.

I awoke with a scream. Which promted Twilight and her dragon assistant, Spike was it, to come from their room. "What's wrong?" Twilight asked.

"Nothing, just a bad dream." I replied

I hate ponies, they haunt me even when I wake. Will I ever find my way home, only time will tell. What I do know for certain is that I am a HiE, a Hater in Equestria.