Applejack The Unicorn

by dem0nwolf

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 186

To prove a point, Applejack decides to get.... A horn?!? Oh boy.

After getting into an argument with Rarity, AJ decides to go out and get a horn- complete with magic and all! But not all goes according to plan…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-14 00:16:26 UTC

Hooray for plastic surgery!

"Life for a unicorn is easy! Y'all get to use levitation and such while ah'm workin' mah flank off at the farm usin' nothing but mah legs!"

"A unicorn's life? Easy? Oh Applejack, darling, A unicorn's life is NOT as simple as one may think!"

"Sure it is. Why, If ah had a horn, ah bet ah could use some of that fancy smancy magic to pick apples faster than a cow runs from a snake."

Applejack and Rarity have recently been arguing over a specific race of pony known only as, you guessed it, the unicorn. Our favorite marshmallow mare believes that a unicorn must have grace, and is constantly working to please others with their magic. Lil' miss apples over here thinks being a unicorn is easy as pie- well, apple pie.

"ah'll show you... you darn perfectionist!!" Applejack stomped off with anger after yet another unresolved argument. As she walked along the stone-slab streets, AJ began to think. "What if... what if ah got a horn? Then ah could show Rarity that it IS easy being a unicorn...."