FimFiction Pony Adventures (A User-Driven Story)by Aetherlord_IgnusChaptersIntroductionStart Pony Adventure:Twilight Sparkle Attempts Past-Life RegressionDerpy Helps Rainbow Dash With FlirtingRainbow Dash Panics and Runs Around ScreamingIntroductionIntroduction: This is a user-driven story similar to those found at http://www.mspaintadventures.com/, the primary difference being that eight characters are controlled at once (the Mane 6, Spike and Derpy). To input a command in, type the name of a character you are commanding, followed by the action in the comments. For example: Twilight: Read book. When I receive at least one command from all seven characters, I will write a new chapter in reaction to the commands. I will choose my favorite of each of the commands to work with, and yes, you can submit multiple in one comment, but that does not guarantee all will be used. Have fun! Start Pony Adventure:Twilight Sparkle: Your name is Twilight Sparkle, the Alicorn princess of FRIENDSHIP and the element of MAGIC. You stand in the middle of your newly acquired PALACE. You have a variety of interests, including READING, WRITING, MAGIC SPELLS, STUDYING and making LISTS. You live with a pet owl named OWLOWISCIOUS and a dragon assistant named SPIKE. You are standing on the GROUND FLOOR. There is a CRYSTAL STATUE OF A HORSES HEAD in the center of the room and two (2) LECTERNS on one of which rests a BOOK. There are two (2) flights of STAIRS, one going UP and the other, DOWN as well as a DOOR to OUTSIDE. Five (5) BOOKS are scattered about the floor. Your STATUS is HEALTHY. What will you do? Applejack: Your name is Applejack, an apple farmer and the element of HONESTY. You stand in the middle of your home, a BARN in SWEET APPLE ACRES. You have a variety of interests, including APPLE-BUCKING, RODEOS, and the preparation of APPLE related BAKED GOODS. You live with a pet dog named WINONA, a sister named APPLE BLOOM, a brother named BIG MACINTOSH and a grandmother named GRANNY SMITH. You are standing on the ground floor. There is a COUCH to your LEFT and a CLOSET under the STAIRS to your right. There is a KITCHEN behind you and two (2) flights of STAIRS, one going UP and the other, DOWN as well as a door to the OUTSIDE. Five (5) APPLES are scattered about the floor. Your STATUS is HEALTHY. What will you do? Rainbow Dash: Your name is Rainbow Dash, PONYVILLE’S head WEATHER PEGASUS, member of the WONDERBOLTS RESERVES and the element of LOYALTY. You are the first recorded PEGASUS to pull off the SONIC RAINBOOM. You stand in the middle of your home, a CLOUDOMINIUM near the edge of PONYVILLE. You have a variety of interests, including FLYING, performing awesome AERIAL STUNTS and NAPPING atop CLOUDS. You live with a pet turtle named TANK, you also have an unofficial little sister named SCOOTALOO, but she does not live with you. You are standing on the ground floor. There is a STATUE OF A WONDERBOLT to your LEFT and a spiral STAIRCASE leading UPSTAIRS behind you as well as a DOOR leading OUTSIDE. Five (5) BOOKS are scattered about the floor. Your STATUS is HEALTHY. What will you do? Rarity: Your name is Rarity, PONYVILLE’S most glamorous FASHION DESIGNER and the element of GENEROSITY. You stand in the middle of your home, the CAROUSEL BOUTIQUE. You have a variety of interests, including FASHION DESIGN and PRESENTATION, RARE JEWELS, giving TIPS and MAKEOVERS and many of the HIGHER THINGS IN LIFE. You live with a pet cat named OPALESCENCE, you also have a little sister named SWEETIE BELLE, but she does not live with you. You are standing on the ground floor. There are three (3) WORK TABLES to your LEFT, a small STAGE and CHANGING ROOM to your RIGHT, a VANITY behind you near the WALL, assorted dress racks and mannequins and a STAIRCASE leading UPSTAIRS behind you as well as a DOOR leading OUTSIDE. Five (5) DRESSES are scattered about the floor. Your STATUS is HEALTHY. What will you do? Fluttershy: Your name is Fluttershy, PONYVILLE’S resident ANIMAL WHISPERER and the element of KINDNESS. You stand in the middle of your COTTAGE. You have a variety of interests, including CARING for ANIMALS, SIGNING when nopony is around, and FLOWERS. You tend to get nervous when talking to other PONIES. You live with a pet bunny named ANGEL. You are standing on the ground floor. There is a COUCH, CHAIR and TABLE behind you and a FIREPLACE to your LEFT. There is a DOOR leading LEFT and one leading RIGHT, a STAIRCASE leading UPSTAIRS to your LEFT and a DOOR leading OUTSIDE. Five (5) CARROTS are scattered about the floor. Your STATUS is HEALTHY. What will you do? Pinkie Pie: Your name is Pinkie Pie, PONYVILLE’S resident PARTY PLANNER and the element of LAUGHTER. You stand in the middle of SUGAR CUBE CORNER. You have a variety of interests, including PARTIES, CAKE, PARTIES, CUPCAKES, PARTIES, SUGAR and breaking into SONG. You are totally aware that you are a CARTOON CHARACTER and that this is a user-driven FAN-FICTION. You live with a pet alligator named GUMMY and the CAKE FAMILY. You are standing on the ground floor. a vast variety of PASTRIES and SWEETS lay on a DESK and SHELF to your LEFT, a CHECKOUT COUNTER behind you. There are two (2) DOORS to you LEFT, one BEHIND the CHECKOUT COUNTER and one decorated with CANDY CANE patterns and a STAIRCASE leading UPSTAIRS and one to a BASEMENT behind you and a DOOR leading OUTSIDE. Five (5) CUPCAKES are scattered about the floor as well as one (1) PUMPKIN. Your STATUS is HEALTHY. What will you do? Spike: Your name is Spike, TWILIGHT SPARKLE’S number one ASSISTANT. You stand in your BEDROOM in TWILIGHT’S PALACE. You have a variety of interests, including EATING RARE JEWELS, practicing to BREATHE FIRE and RARITY. There is a BED behind you, a BOOKSHELF filled with COMICS to your left, and a CRYSTAL STATUE of yourself to your right, courtesy of the CRYSTAL EMPIRE. There is a DOOR leading LEFT and a DOOR leading OUTSIDE. Five (5) JEWELS are scattered about the floor. Your STATUS is HEALTHY. What will you do? Derpy Hooves: Your name is Derpy Hooves, PONYVILLE’S mail carrier. You can be a little spacey and clumsy at times. You stand in the middle of your home. You have a variety of interests, including MUFFINS, MAIL DELIVERY, FLYING and TIME/SPACE TRAVEL. You live with your progenation-machine daughters named DINKY HOOVES and SPARKLER HOOVES, and occasionally your time and space travelling stallionfriend DOCTOR WHOOVES, but he is away more often than not. You are standing on the ground floor. There is a COUCH and TABLE to your LEFT, a DOOR behind you and one to your RIGHT as well as a DOOR leading OUTSIDE. Five (5) MUFFINS and five (5) LETTERS are scattered about the floor. Your STATUS is HEALTHY. What will you do? Twilight Sparkle Attempts Past-Life RegressionTwilight Sparkle: Attempt PAST-LIFE REGRESSION Clearing your MIND, you put yourself into a deep HYPNOSIS. You feel yourself drifting away into your past lives. Yes. It’s coming into your MENTAL VIEW. No wait, it is not. You just wasted your TIME on that. You are a busy mare. You have BOOKS to READ, CHECKLISTS to MAKE, places to go, PONIES to SEE. Preferably in that order. Inventory 0/5: NONE Status: Healthy Applejack: Pick up the five (5) APPLES and go into the KITCHEN to make APPLE TARTS You add the five apples to your INVENTORY and WALK to the KITCHEN. You get out all the supplies to make some APPLE TARTS. Unfortunately you seem to be out of INGREDIENTS for dough. A certain trio of FILLIES comes to mind. Looks like you can not make these APPLE TARTS JUST YET. Inventory 1/5: 5 APPLES Status: Healthy Rainbow Dash: Flirt with WONDERBOLTS STATUE You casually approach the WONDERBOLTS STATUE. You ask it if it comes here often and what it’s sign is. You look ridiculous, but you need PRACTICE for when you meet a real WONDERBOLT. You leave the STATUE, but not before WINKING at it one last time. Inventory 0/5: NONE Status: Healthy Rarity: Put away the loose DRESSES then head OUTSIDE Honestly, why are all these DRESSES on the FLOOR. you may have the FLOOR CLEANED 3 times a week, but they still might get DIRTY. Back onto their hooks they go. Why were they even on the FLOOR. A certain trio of FILLIES comes to mind. You then step OUTSIDE. To your LEFT is a river, BEHIND you is a PARK and in FRONT of you is the TOWN Inventory 0/5: NONE Status: Healthy Fluttershy: Write BIG MAC a POEM in IAMBIC HEPTAMETER, specifically in BLANK VERSE, then GATHER the CARROTS, WALK OUTSIDE and start SINGING adorably: Yes, a POEM. That would be the perfect thing to give to BIG MAC to confess your love for him. You think this one you wrote will win his heart yet. If that is okay with him. You GATHER the CARROTS and WALK OUTSIDE. Making sure nopony is LOOKING, you start to SING a little bit. Now about this POEM, you should put it in the MAILBOX or if you are feeling brave, you could HOOF DELIVER it. Inventory 2/5: 5 CARROTS, POEM Status: Healthy Pinkie Pie: PICK UP PUMPKIN What PUMPKIN? Ooh wait! I know, it is this PUMPKIN right here, in my inventory. PONIES sometimes ask you how you do things like this. You just tell them to SCREW LOGIC because you are PINKIE PIE. Inventory 1/5: PUMPKIN Status: Healthy Spike: Attempt to WOO Rarity with college-level FACTORING skills. Yes! That is a great idea. She will be mesmerized by your FACTORING skills and you will win her heart yet. But you will need to get out of here first. You walk out the DOOR of your… no wait, that’s the closet. You just can not get used to this place. When you make it to the right DOOR. You realize the PALACE is a little larger than you thought. Getting out of here is going to be harder than you thought. Inventory 0/5: NONE Status: Healthy Derpy Hooves: PICK UP all 5 LETTERS and store in MAILMARE BAG and FLY to CANTERLOT and SCHEDULE an APPOINTMENT with CELESTIA After tripping twice, you take the five (5) LETTERS and put them in your MAILMARE BAG. As much as you would like to VISIT the PRINCESS. You need to get these LETTERS DELIVERED. You check the addresses: Twilight Sparkle Mayor Mare Lyra Heartstrings Carrot Top Rainbow Dash Inventory 1/5: 5 LETTERS Status: Healthy Derpy Helps Rainbow Dash With Flirting Twilight Sparkle: Attack POORLY WRITTEN BOOKS with MAGIC You always tell PONIES that there is no such thing as a POORLY WRITTEN BOOK. You decide it should be kept that way. You take out the worst BOOKS from your SHELVES and gather them in a pile. All the disgraces to LITERATURE in one pile, ROMANCE NOVELS about BAT-PONIES, yet another terrible FOAL-LIT TRILOGY and worst of all, BOOKS with BAD KERNING. Shooting a powerful beam of MAGIC from your HORN, the atrocities explode into a storm of CHARD PAPER. Your PALACE, luckily, is not damaged, being made of CRYSTAL. Inventory 0/5: NONE Status: Healthy Applejack: Leave to go get INGREDIENTS for the APPLE TARTS, check the MAIL-BOX on the way You decide that if it was APPLE BLOOM and her two (2) friends who stole your INGREDIENTS, you will let them have their fun. You put twenty (20) BITS in your SADDLE-BAG and walk towards PONYVILLE’S MARKETPLACE. Passing by the CMC’S CLUBHOUSE, you can hear the yells and splattering of EXPERIMENTAL COOKING. Should you should make sure everything is okay? Or should you just keep heading towards the MARKET? Inventory (SADDLEBAG) 2/10: 5 APPLES, 20 bits Status: Healthy Rainbow Dash: Pick up your BOOKS, sit down and start READING You pick up your BOOKS and look through them. You have already read all of these, but it would not hurt to refresh your memory. Let’s see, you have not read this one that many times “DARING DO AND THE TOMB OF HORRORS.” You sit down and start to READ, but you are interrupted by a knock at the door. Inventory 0/5: NONE Status: Healthy Rarity: Go in FRONT of you to the TOWN after getting an idea for a new DRESS DESIGN Getting some fresh air has suddenly inspired you. You shout a loud and drawn out “I-de-a.” You rush back into the BOUTIQUE and look for some RED FABRIC, finding that you only have CINNAMON. You definitely know SWEETIE BELLE and her friends are responsible for this. You put 100 BITS into your SADDLEBAG and head to the TOWN. Inventory (SADDLEBAGS) 1/10: 100 BITS Status: Healthy Fluttershy: Deliver your LETTER to BIG MAC'S MAIL BOX.... then quickly smudge out your name so it becomes anonymous out of fear for rejection Upon making it to the SWEET APPLE ACRES’ MAIL BOX. You are about to place the letter inside, when you quickly smudge out your name. It is for the best that he does not yet know who sent it. Actually, it would probably be better for him if you left your name, but you are not going to do that. Inventory 1/5: 5 CARROTS Status: Healthy Pinkie Pie: PAINT face on PUMPKIN, add a MUSTACHE and argue about the meaning of life with it You PAINT a rather dapper face on the PUMPKIN. You shall name it SIR GOURDINGTON. Tell me, SIR GOURDINGTON, considering that we are currently in a USER-DRIVEN STORY, what do you suppose the meaning of life is? The two of you go into a deep discussion that lasts a long time. You then place SIR GOURDINGTON in your inventory. Inventory 1/5: SIR GOURDINGTON Status: Healthy Spike: Superheat your body with DRAGON FIRE and BURN your way out of the CASTLE by walking through the wall What? How would that even work? You are pretty sure you are incapable of superheating your body. You still try to breathe FIRE in attempt to MELT the CRYSTAL, but in doing so, a NOTE from the PRINCESS appears in your DRAGON FIRE. Inventory 1/5: NOTE Status: Healthy Derpy: Deliver LETTER to RAINBOW DASH and offer to help FLIRTING PRACTICE Flying to RAINBOW DASH’S CLOUDOMINIUM, you listen in briefly to make sure anypony is home. You hear RAINBOW DASH talking, she seems to be trying to romance somepony. If you were anypony else, you would leave her be, but you are the MAILMARE and you must deliver this letter. You wait for her to finish and knock on the DOOR. RAINBOW DASH answers. You hand her the letter, another job well done. Before you go, you ask her if you could help her with FLIRTING PRACTICE. She blushes and slams the DOOR in your face. You are not sure what went wrong there. Oh well, better deliver the rest of these letters. Inventory 1/10 (MAILMARE BAG): 4 LETTERS Status: Healthy Rainbow Dash Panics and Runs Around Screaming Twilight Sparkle: Laugh at charred paper, before jumping out of your crystal palace Well, You’ve finally done it. At long last, You’ve gotten rid of those POORLY WRITTEN BOOKS. You let out the most triumphant laugh in your life before jumping out the window of your CRYSTAL PALACE. You are not sure why you did that, since you were on the FIRST FLOOR, but some ponies have started to stare at you. This is going to be in all the TABLOIDS by tomorrow. Inventory 0/5: NONE Status: Healthy Applejack: Go in the CMC CLUBHOUSE and SHOUT at Apple Bloom, HUG Sweetie Bell and GLARE at Scootaloo You are not too sure why you would do that. You have not even seen what they are doing yet, but you might as well check on them. You open the DOOR of the CMC CLUBHOUSE and come to the biggest mess you have seen since you let SPIKE bake PIES. BATTER is on every surface while an ELECTRIC MIXER that appears to be wrapped in RED FABRIC sprays it everywhere. APPLES, FLOUR and SUGAR are stuck to various places on the wall. It takes you a while to find the CMC since they too were covered in BATTER. When you do find them, you YELL at all three of them about safety and asking permission, SWEETIE BELLE starts to cry, so you HUG and comfort her, SCOOTALOO tries to sneak away, but you GLARE at her and she rushes right back. Inventory (SADDLEBAG) 2/10: 5 APPLES, 20 bits Status: Healthy Rainbow Dash: PANIC and RUN around SCREAMING Oh buck! Oh buck! Oh buck! You can not believe someone saw you flirting with that statue. Why do you even have it? Oh well, it’s not like DERPY will care, right? She seemed fine with it. Oh, who are you kidding? You are ruined. This news if going to get out to CLOUDSDALE and eventually to the WONDERBOLTS, and then you will be kicked from the reserves. No. You can not let this happen, you are going to make sure DERPY keeps quiet if it is the last thing you do! Inventory 0/5: Status: Healthy Rarity: Go to a FABRIC STORE and buy new RED FABRIC When you enter the FABRIC STORE, you catch a glimpse of the CASHIER making a “her again…” face, but you ignore it. You ask her for some RED FABRIC. However, she gives you SCARLET FABRIC. You correct her on this, and she gives you CRIMSON FABRIC, Then AMAREICAN ROSE, CARDINAL and VERMILLION until finally giving you red fabric, you buy an extra large roll which comes out to be 90 bits, you pay for it and tip her 10 bits for her time. You add the fabric to your inventory and run back to the boutique Inventory (SADDLEBAGS) 0/10: Status: Healthy Fluttershy: Wait for BIG MACINTOSH to read your poem You hide in a BUSH as you wait for BIG MAC to get the mail. You wait for a couple of minutes until GRANNY SMITH comes out to the mailbox. Not good. At least she won’t read it. She opens the letter you die a little inside, at least she will only read it’s for BIG MAC. She reads the whole thing before telling BIG MACINTOSH that he got a letter. You let out a sigh of relief. You realize you ate two of the carrots out of nervousness. Inventory 1/5: 3 CARROTS Status: Healthy Pinkie Pie: Burst into SONG, roping the whole TOWN into SINGING. Ensure SIR GOURDINGTON has a SOLO You burst into the most epic song you have ever sung. Your songs have gotten a whole lot better ever since FLUTTERSHY taught you IAMBIC HEPTAMETER. As you HOP, SKIP and JUMP around, the whole TOWN starts to SING with you. For some reason, you can not find any of your friends, you guess they have some really important business they need to attend to. You throw SIR GOURDINGTON out of your inventory and prepare for the most epic solo in the history of solos, nothing happens. Not surprising though, he’s just a pumpkin, unlike GUMMY, who has a lot to say. You continue to sing. Inventory 0/5: Status: Healthy Spike: BREAK DOWN and start CRYING as you realise just how pathetic and terrible life really is for you You do not cry, since you are more mature than that, but you have to admit, your life sucks. You are the only DRAGON in a kingdom full of ponies, all the other DRAGONS are jerks and you were once a talking dog. You are never going to win the love of RARITY and you are never going to be more than a library assistant. Or will you? The answer is you will not. You will make a future for yourself and you will start by wooing RARITY with your FACTORING SKILLS as soon as you figure out how to get out of this castle. You also need to read that note. Inventory 1/5: NOTE Status: Healthy Derpy: Deliver LETTER to TWILIGHT SPARKLE You fly to TWILIGHT’S PALACE to deliver her letter. You smell something burning when you get there, it reminds you of all the times you helped DINKY bake muffins. You hear laughter from the palace and see TWILIGHT SPARKLE jump out the WINDOW in rather good spirits. She looks around at the other staring ponies and blushes. You give her the letter and she quickly and nervously runs back INSIDE. Wow, everypony sure is acting strange today. Inventory 1/10 (MAILMARE BAG): 3 LETTERS Status: Healthy
IntroductionIntroduction: This is a user-driven story similar to those found at http://www.mspaintadventures.com/, the primary difference being that eight characters are controlled at once (the Mane 6, Spike and Derpy). To input a command in, type the name of a character you are commanding, followed by the action in the comments. For example: Twilight: Read book. When I receive at least one command from all seven characters, I will write a new chapter in reaction to the commands. I will choose my favorite of each of the commands to work with, and yes, you can submit multiple in one comment, but that does not guarantee all will be used. Have fun!
Start Pony Adventure:Twilight Sparkle: Your name is Twilight Sparkle, the Alicorn princess of FRIENDSHIP and the element of MAGIC. You stand in the middle of your newly acquired PALACE. You have a variety of interests, including READING, WRITING, MAGIC SPELLS, STUDYING and making LISTS. You live with a pet owl named OWLOWISCIOUS and a dragon assistant named SPIKE. You are standing on the GROUND FLOOR. There is a CRYSTAL STATUE OF A HORSES HEAD in the center of the room and two (2) LECTERNS on one of which rests a BOOK. There are two (2) flights of STAIRS, one going UP and the other, DOWN as well as a DOOR to OUTSIDE. Five (5) BOOKS are scattered about the floor. Your STATUS is HEALTHY. What will you do? Applejack: Your name is Applejack, an apple farmer and the element of HONESTY. You stand in the middle of your home, a BARN in SWEET APPLE ACRES. You have a variety of interests, including APPLE-BUCKING, RODEOS, and the preparation of APPLE related BAKED GOODS. You live with a pet dog named WINONA, a sister named APPLE BLOOM, a brother named BIG MACINTOSH and a grandmother named GRANNY SMITH. You are standing on the ground floor. There is a COUCH to your LEFT and a CLOSET under the STAIRS to your right. There is a KITCHEN behind you and two (2) flights of STAIRS, one going UP and the other, DOWN as well as a door to the OUTSIDE. Five (5) APPLES are scattered about the floor. Your STATUS is HEALTHY. What will you do? Rainbow Dash: Your name is Rainbow Dash, PONYVILLE’S head WEATHER PEGASUS, member of the WONDERBOLTS RESERVES and the element of LOYALTY. You are the first recorded PEGASUS to pull off the SONIC RAINBOOM. You stand in the middle of your home, a CLOUDOMINIUM near the edge of PONYVILLE. You have a variety of interests, including FLYING, performing awesome AERIAL STUNTS and NAPPING atop CLOUDS. You live with a pet turtle named TANK, you also have an unofficial little sister named SCOOTALOO, but she does not live with you. You are standing on the ground floor. There is a STATUE OF A WONDERBOLT to your LEFT and a spiral STAIRCASE leading UPSTAIRS behind you as well as a DOOR leading OUTSIDE. Five (5) BOOKS are scattered about the floor. Your STATUS is HEALTHY. What will you do? Rarity: Your name is Rarity, PONYVILLE’S most glamorous FASHION DESIGNER and the element of GENEROSITY. You stand in the middle of your home, the CAROUSEL BOUTIQUE. You have a variety of interests, including FASHION DESIGN and PRESENTATION, RARE JEWELS, giving TIPS and MAKEOVERS and many of the HIGHER THINGS IN LIFE. You live with a pet cat named OPALESCENCE, you also have a little sister named SWEETIE BELLE, but she does not live with you. You are standing on the ground floor. There are three (3) WORK TABLES to your LEFT, a small STAGE and CHANGING ROOM to your RIGHT, a VANITY behind you near the WALL, assorted dress racks and mannequins and a STAIRCASE leading UPSTAIRS behind you as well as a DOOR leading OUTSIDE. Five (5) DRESSES are scattered about the floor. Your STATUS is HEALTHY. What will you do? Fluttershy: Your name is Fluttershy, PONYVILLE’S resident ANIMAL WHISPERER and the element of KINDNESS. You stand in the middle of your COTTAGE. You have a variety of interests, including CARING for ANIMALS, SIGNING when nopony is around, and FLOWERS. You tend to get nervous when talking to other PONIES. You live with a pet bunny named ANGEL. You are standing on the ground floor. There is a COUCH, CHAIR and TABLE behind you and a FIREPLACE to your LEFT. There is a DOOR leading LEFT and one leading RIGHT, a STAIRCASE leading UPSTAIRS to your LEFT and a DOOR leading OUTSIDE. Five (5) CARROTS are scattered about the floor. Your STATUS is HEALTHY. What will you do? Pinkie Pie: Your name is Pinkie Pie, PONYVILLE’S resident PARTY PLANNER and the element of LAUGHTER. You stand in the middle of SUGAR CUBE CORNER. You have a variety of interests, including PARTIES, CAKE, PARTIES, CUPCAKES, PARTIES, SUGAR and breaking into SONG. You are totally aware that you are a CARTOON CHARACTER and that this is a user-driven FAN-FICTION. You live with a pet alligator named GUMMY and the CAKE FAMILY. You are standing on the ground floor. a vast variety of PASTRIES and SWEETS lay on a DESK and SHELF to your LEFT, a CHECKOUT COUNTER behind you. There are two (2) DOORS to you LEFT, one BEHIND the CHECKOUT COUNTER and one decorated with CANDY CANE patterns and a STAIRCASE leading UPSTAIRS and one to a BASEMENT behind you and a DOOR leading OUTSIDE. Five (5) CUPCAKES are scattered about the floor as well as one (1) PUMPKIN. Your STATUS is HEALTHY. What will you do? Spike: Your name is Spike, TWILIGHT SPARKLE’S number one ASSISTANT. You stand in your BEDROOM in TWILIGHT’S PALACE. You have a variety of interests, including EATING RARE JEWELS, practicing to BREATHE FIRE and RARITY. There is a BED behind you, a BOOKSHELF filled with COMICS to your left, and a CRYSTAL STATUE of yourself to your right, courtesy of the CRYSTAL EMPIRE. There is a DOOR leading LEFT and a DOOR leading OUTSIDE. Five (5) JEWELS are scattered about the floor. Your STATUS is HEALTHY. What will you do? Derpy Hooves: Your name is Derpy Hooves, PONYVILLE’S mail carrier. You can be a little spacey and clumsy at times. You stand in the middle of your home. You have a variety of interests, including MUFFINS, MAIL DELIVERY, FLYING and TIME/SPACE TRAVEL. You live with your progenation-machine daughters named DINKY HOOVES and SPARKLER HOOVES, and occasionally your time and space travelling stallionfriend DOCTOR WHOOVES, but he is away more often than not. You are standing on the ground floor. There is a COUCH and TABLE to your LEFT, a DOOR behind you and one to your RIGHT as well as a DOOR leading OUTSIDE. Five (5) MUFFINS and five (5) LETTERS are scattered about the floor. Your STATUS is HEALTHY. What will you do?
Twilight Sparkle Attempts Past-Life RegressionTwilight Sparkle: Attempt PAST-LIFE REGRESSION Clearing your MIND, you put yourself into a deep HYPNOSIS. You feel yourself drifting away into your past lives. Yes. It’s coming into your MENTAL VIEW. No wait, it is not. You just wasted your TIME on that. You are a busy mare. You have BOOKS to READ, CHECKLISTS to MAKE, places to go, PONIES to SEE. Preferably in that order. Inventory 0/5: NONE Status: Healthy Applejack: Pick up the five (5) APPLES and go into the KITCHEN to make APPLE TARTS You add the five apples to your INVENTORY and WALK to the KITCHEN. You get out all the supplies to make some APPLE TARTS. Unfortunately you seem to be out of INGREDIENTS for dough. A certain trio of FILLIES comes to mind. Looks like you can not make these APPLE TARTS JUST YET. Inventory 1/5: 5 APPLES Status: Healthy Rainbow Dash: Flirt with WONDERBOLTS STATUE You casually approach the WONDERBOLTS STATUE. You ask it if it comes here often and what it’s sign is. You look ridiculous, but you need PRACTICE for when you meet a real WONDERBOLT. You leave the STATUE, but not before WINKING at it one last time. Inventory 0/5: NONE Status: Healthy Rarity: Put away the loose DRESSES then head OUTSIDE Honestly, why are all these DRESSES on the FLOOR. you may have the FLOOR CLEANED 3 times a week, but they still might get DIRTY. Back onto their hooks they go. Why were they even on the FLOOR. A certain trio of FILLIES comes to mind. You then step OUTSIDE. To your LEFT is a river, BEHIND you is a PARK and in FRONT of you is the TOWN Inventory 0/5: NONE Status: Healthy Fluttershy: Write BIG MAC a POEM in IAMBIC HEPTAMETER, specifically in BLANK VERSE, then GATHER the CARROTS, WALK OUTSIDE and start SINGING adorably: Yes, a POEM. That would be the perfect thing to give to BIG MAC to confess your love for him. You think this one you wrote will win his heart yet. If that is okay with him. You GATHER the CARROTS and WALK OUTSIDE. Making sure nopony is LOOKING, you start to SING a little bit. Now about this POEM, you should put it in the MAILBOX or if you are feeling brave, you could HOOF DELIVER it. Inventory 2/5: 5 CARROTS, POEM Status: Healthy Pinkie Pie: PICK UP PUMPKIN What PUMPKIN? Ooh wait! I know, it is this PUMPKIN right here, in my inventory. PONIES sometimes ask you how you do things like this. You just tell them to SCREW LOGIC because you are PINKIE PIE. Inventory 1/5: PUMPKIN Status: Healthy Spike: Attempt to WOO Rarity with college-level FACTORING skills. Yes! That is a great idea. She will be mesmerized by your FACTORING skills and you will win her heart yet. But you will need to get out of here first. You walk out the DOOR of your… no wait, that’s the closet. You just can not get used to this place. When you make it to the right DOOR. You realize the PALACE is a little larger than you thought. Getting out of here is going to be harder than you thought. Inventory 0/5: NONE Status: Healthy Derpy Hooves: PICK UP all 5 LETTERS and store in MAILMARE BAG and FLY to CANTERLOT and SCHEDULE an APPOINTMENT with CELESTIA After tripping twice, you take the five (5) LETTERS and put them in your MAILMARE BAG. As much as you would like to VISIT the PRINCESS. You need to get these LETTERS DELIVERED. You check the addresses: Twilight Sparkle Mayor Mare Lyra Heartstrings Carrot Top Rainbow Dash Inventory 1/5: 5 LETTERS Status: Healthy
Derpy Helps Rainbow Dash With Flirting Twilight Sparkle: Attack POORLY WRITTEN BOOKS with MAGIC You always tell PONIES that there is no such thing as a POORLY WRITTEN BOOK. You decide it should be kept that way. You take out the worst BOOKS from your SHELVES and gather them in a pile. All the disgraces to LITERATURE in one pile, ROMANCE NOVELS about BAT-PONIES, yet another terrible FOAL-LIT TRILOGY and worst of all, BOOKS with BAD KERNING. Shooting a powerful beam of MAGIC from your HORN, the atrocities explode into a storm of CHARD PAPER. Your PALACE, luckily, is not damaged, being made of CRYSTAL. Inventory 0/5: NONE Status: Healthy Applejack: Leave to go get INGREDIENTS for the APPLE TARTS, check the MAIL-BOX on the way You decide that if it was APPLE BLOOM and her two (2) friends who stole your INGREDIENTS, you will let them have their fun. You put twenty (20) BITS in your SADDLE-BAG and walk towards PONYVILLE’S MARKETPLACE. Passing by the CMC’S CLUBHOUSE, you can hear the yells and splattering of EXPERIMENTAL COOKING. Should you should make sure everything is okay? Or should you just keep heading towards the MARKET? Inventory (SADDLEBAG) 2/10: 5 APPLES, 20 bits Status: Healthy Rainbow Dash: Pick up your BOOKS, sit down and start READING You pick up your BOOKS and look through them. You have already read all of these, but it would not hurt to refresh your memory. Let’s see, you have not read this one that many times “DARING DO AND THE TOMB OF HORRORS.” You sit down and start to READ, but you are interrupted by a knock at the door. Inventory 0/5: NONE Status: Healthy Rarity: Go in FRONT of you to the TOWN after getting an idea for a new DRESS DESIGN Getting some fresh air has suddenly inspired you. You shout a loud and drawn out “I-de-a.” You rush back into the BOUTIQUE and look for some RED FABRIC, finding that you only have CINNAMON. You definitely know SWEETIE BELLE and her friends are responsible for this. You put 100 BITS into your SADDLEBAG and head to the TOWN. Inventory (SADDLEBAGS) 1/10: 100 BITS Status: Healthy Fluttershy: Deliver your LETTER to BIG MAC'S MAIL BOX.... then quickly smudge out your name so it becomes anonymous out of fear for rejection Upon making it to the SWEET APPLE ACRES’ MAIL BOX. You are about to place the letter inside, when you quickly smudge out your name. It is for the best that he does not yet know who sent it. Actually, it would probably be better for him if you left your name, but you are not going to do that. Inventory 1/5: 5 CARROTS Status: Healthy Pinkie Pie: PAINT face on PUMPKIN, add a MUSTACHE and argue about the meaning of life with it You PAINT a rather dapper face on the PUMPKIN. You shall name it SIR GOURDINGTON. Tell me, SIR GOURDINGTON, considering that we are currently in a USER-DRIVEN STORY, what do you suppose the meaning of life is? The two of you go into a deep discussion that lasts a long time. You then place SIR GOURDINGTON in your inventory. Inventory 1/5: SIR GOURDINGTON Status: Healthy Spike: Superheat your body with DRAGON FIRE and BURN your way out of the CASTLE by walking through the wall What? How would that even work? You are pretty sure you are incapable of superheating your body. You still try to breathe FIRE in attempt to MELT the CRYSTAL, but in doing so, a NOTE from the PRINCESS appears in your DRAGON FIRE. Inventory 1/5: NOTE Status: Healthy Derpy: Deliver LETTER to RAINBOW DASH and offer to help FLIRTING PRACTICE Flying to RAINBOW DASH’S CLOUDOMINIUM, you listen in briefly to make sure anypony is home. You hear RAINBOW DASH talking, she seems to be trying to romance somepony. If you were anypony else, you would leave her be, but you are the MAILMARE and you must deliver this letter. You wait for her to finish and knock on the DOOR. RAINBOW DASH answers. You hand her the letter, another job well done. Before you go, you ask her if you could help her with FLIRTING PRACTICE. She blushes and slams the DOOR in your face. You are not sure what went wrong there. Oh well, better deliver the rest of these letters. Inventory 1/10 (MAILMARE BAG): 4 LETTERS Status: Healthy
Rainbow Dash Panics and Runs Around Screaming Twilight Sparkle: Laugh at charred paper, before jumping out of your crystal palace Well, You’ve finally done it. At long last, You’ve gotten rid of those POORLY WRITTEN BOOKS. You let out the most triumphant laugh in your life before jumping out the window of your CRYSTAL PALACE. You are not sure why you did that, since you were on the FIRST FLOOR, but some ponies have started to stare at you. This is going to be in all the TABLOIDS by tomorrow. Inventory 0/5: NONE Status: Healthy Applejack: Go in the CMC CLUBHOUSE and SHOUT at Apple Bloom, HUG Sweetie Bell and GLARE at Scootaloo You are not too sure why you would do that. You have not even seen what they are doing yet, but you might as well check on them. You open the DOOR of the CMC CLUBHOUSE and come to the biggest mess you have seen since you let SPIKE bake PIES. BATTER is on every surface while an ELECTRIC MIXER that appears to be wrapped in RED FABRIC sprays it everywhere. APPLES, FLOUR and SUGAR are stuck to various places on the wall. It takes you a while to find the CMC since they too were covered in BATTER. When you do find them, you YELL at all three of them about safety and asking permission, SWEETIE BELLE starts to cry, so you HUG and comfort her, SCOOTALOO tries to sneak away, but you GLARE at her and she rushes right back. Inventory (SADDLEBAG) 2/10: 5 APPLES, 20 bits Status: Healthy Rainbow Dash: PANIC and RUN around SCREAMING Oh buck! Oh buck! Oh buck! You can not believe someone saw you flirting with that statue. Why do you even have it? Oh well, it’s not like DERPY will care, right? She seemed fine with it. Oh, who are you kidding? You are ruined. This news if going to get out to CLOUDSDALE and eventually to the WONDERBOLTS, and then you will be kicked from the reserves. No. You can not let this happen, you are going to make sure DERPY keeps quiet if it is the last thing you do! Inventory 0/5: Status: Healthy Rarity: Go to a FABRIC STORE and buy new RED FABRIC When you enter the FABRIC STORE, you catch a glimpse of the CASHIER making a “her again…” face, but you ignore it. You ask her for some RED FABRIC. However, she gives you SCARLET FABRIC. You correct her on this, and she gives you CRIMSON FABRIC, Then AMAREICAN ROSE, CARDINAL and VERMILLION until finally giving you red fabric, you buy an extra large roll which comes out to be 90 bits, you pay for it and tip her 10 bits for her time. You add the fabric to your inventory and run back to the boutique Inventory (SADDLEBAGS) 0/10: Status: Healthy Fluttershy: Wait for BIG MACINTOSH to read your poem You hide in a BUSH as you wait for BIG MAC to get the mail. You wait for a couple of minutes until GRANNY SMITH comes out to the mailbox. Not good. At least she won’t read it. She opens the letter you die a little inside, at least she will only read it’s for BIG MAC. She reads the whole thing before telling BIG MACINTOSH that he got a letter. You let out a sigh of relief. You realize you ate two of the carrots out of nervousness. Inventory 1/5: 3 CARROTS Status: Healthy Pinkie Pie: Burst into SONG, roping the whole TOWN into SINGING. Ensure SIR GOURDINGTON has a SOLO You burst into the most epic song you have ever sung. Your songs have gotten a whole lot better ever since FLUTTERSHY taught you IAMBIC HEPTAMETER. As you HOP, SKIP and JUMP around, the whole TOWN starts to SING with you. For some reason, you can not find any of your friends, you guess they have some really important business they need to attend to. You throw SIR GOURDINGTON out of your inventory and prepare for the most epic solo in the history of solos, nothing happens. Not surprising though, he’s just a pumpkin, unlike GUMMY, who has a lot to say. You continue to sing. Inventory 0/5: Status: Healthy Spike: BREAK DOWN and start CRYING as you realise just how pathetic and terrible life really is for you You do not cry, since you are more mature than that, but you have to admit, your life sucks. You are the only DRAGON in a kingdom full of ponies, all the other DRAGONS are jerks and you were once a talking dog. You are never going to win the love of RARITY and you are never going to be more than a library assistant. Or will you? The answer is you will not. You will make a future for yourself and you will start by wooing RARITY with your FACTORING SKILLS as soon as you figure out how to get out of this castle. You also need to read that note. Inventory 1/5: NOTE Status: Healthy Derpy: Deliver LETTER to TWILIGHT SPARKLE You fly to TWILIGHT’S PALACE to deliver her letter. You smell something burning when you get there, it reminds you of all the times you helped DINKY bake muffins. You hear laughter from the palace and see TWILIGHT SPARKLE jump out the WINDOW in rather good spirits. She looks around at the other staring ponies and blushes. You give her the letter and she quickly and nervously runs back INSIDE. Wow, everypony sure is acting strange today. Inventory 1/10 (MAILMARE BAG): 3 LETTERS Status: Healthy
