What if Rainbow Dash's accidental transit to Earth did not result Anon finding Rainbow Dash in the dying city? What if Rainbow Dash landed in a universe alternate to Anon's Earth? What if Rainbow Dash instead appeared in Anchorage, found by a man named Adamska just after the sinking of Outer Haven and the downfall of the Patriots.

This story is AU-ish to the Metal Gear story beginning just before the end of MGS4 in that it assumes that Ocelot did not die during his fight with Solid Snake. I attempt to justify this alteration to MGS4 in a believable way, but I don't think I can say anything yet about the story's relationship to the events Revengeance.

To be honest, this is my first serious (for a given value of serious) attempt at writing fiction of any kind. I don't believe I am ready to try and write something super serious, so using crack-fic as writing practice didn't seem like a bad idea. Reviews or comments are appreciated.

Just as a warning, this story casts Ocelot as a protagonist. I realize that Ocelot has done some pretty horrible things, and I want to avoid a Draco in Leather Pants as much as the next person. My only defenses here are:

1. This is crack-fic, and thus an attempt to salvage a nonsensical idea for comedy value. I could try casting Ocelot in a darker light, but that would mean that Rainbow Dash could end up as a pretty horrible pony herself. Normally I'm not opposed to dark stories, but I don't feel it can be done when the premise is set up in such a way as to be reminiscent My Little Dashie.
2. Ocelot's life was pretty messed up right from birth, starting off as leverage for controlling The Boss and only going downhill from there.

Because this is a crossover with My Little Dashie, Ocelot will have some goals that are lightened up, but still not entirely admirable.

Note: Ideas for cover art would also be appreciated. As you might imagine, this is a difficult topic to find art for.