Trixie Writes Hatemail
Hatemail: Princess Celestia
Previous ChapterNext ChapterDear over powered sex slut, A.K.A Princess Celestia,
I have a few things I need to say about you. First, I'm going to start with your power. You are over powered, to over powered. Honestly, you don't need to be that powerful. I can't even begin to wonder why somepony would need that much power in their magic. I think that is the only reason you became the leading Princess of Equestria, because you forced the previous rulers out so you could become the Princess. So much for being friendly and that "friendship is magic" shit you always say! The second thing is the lazyness of you. All you do is raise the sun and drink fucking Canterlot tea. That's it! If your going to deny it then I will point out something that proofs it. The last time you got captured was because of those black weed things. It grabbed you by the foreleg and all you did was do a scream of a five year old filly. Really?! You couldn't of used your over powered magic to stop it?! What goes on in your head? Let me guess; "Oh no! Something's got my foreleg! I could use my magic to get it off and stop the whole thing from happening, or I could be lazy, get captured and let my personal pussy licker, Twilight Sparkle to sort it out. Again!" It's fucking pathetic what you do for a powerful princess! Speaking of Twilight Sparkle, my third reason. Why did you make her a princess? Was it really because she creates new magic? Or really, was it because she cleaned the left over shit from the walls from inside your ass enough times? I could go on for hours about the crowning of Twilight Sparkle. The forth reason is because you're so perverted, aren't you, Princess Molestia! Ponies say they're just rumors but I know they're real. I hope you piss off your sister so much she returns to Nightmare Moon and defeats you. That would be my early Hearts Warming Eve.
A massive amount of hate, from an anonymous pony.
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