Trixie Writes Hatemail

Dear Twilight's lesbian sex machine, A.K.A Rainbow Dash,

You are probably the worst one out of your six friends. You show off how good you are at flying as much as you flash your vagina in front of Twilight. If you were that good, you'd be in the wonderbolts by now. You're going to have to try harder than a sonic rainboom to impress your future mare friend, Spitfire. Just because you have good skills at flying doesn't mean you need to show them off all the time. Everypony has a dream and most ponies dreams come true, yours however, it doesn't look like it is. You try hard, maybe too hard and you will never be entered into the wonderbolts. The only thing you will ever have is your stupid friends and your element of harmony, not much when you think about it, they're probably worth more than your life work when put together, you worthless future sex slave stripper. I've put your name in for a job application as Princess Celestia's personal pet.

Tonnes of hate, from an anonymous pony.