GFPverse Part 1 New Place New Problems

   I woke up early in the morning, only I didn't wake up, I never wake up this early. Yes, indeed, I was woken up. My suspicions confirmed when I rolled over to the edge of the bed grumbling, to see a certain purple alicorn looking at me.

   "Good morning George!" She said excitedly. I just stared at her for a minute processing what's happening.

How on ear-Equestria can she be this awake this early....

   "Sup," I managed lazily. I slowly crawled out of bed and sat up. Quite awkwardly, seeing as I am an equine now. As soon as I straightened out I felt a very sharp pain go through my left wing as I had slept on the damn thing. "Ahhh!! I think I fucking slept wrong," I said, my wing cramped and stiff. I sat there for a bit groaning about the intense pain that comes when you're a pegasus that rolls around too much in their sleep.

   "This is way more funny to me than it should be," she said stifling a laugh at my pain. You bitch...

   "This mare has issues..." I thought before shaking my head to clear it of grogginess. "OK, note-to-self, when I go to sleep I need to tie myself to the bed..." I said, flapping and stretching my wings. "Twilight, can I ask you why you woke me up so early..." I said grumpily.

   "Because that's the time I wake up, and I like to be on schedule." She said simply, “and first on the schedule is breakfast.”

   "What schedule? It's like a... Saturday... I think..." I said as I followed her into the dining room, embarrassed I didn't even know the date. Come to think of it, do ponies even use the same days and dating system we- I mean humans do?

   "Actually, it's a Monday, and you're going out with me today, you need to learn about this place and... species, before you go taking up residence in my house."

Well, it seems we do use the same names for days of the week.

   "Hey, but... in my defense you offered t-..." She cut me off abruptly.

   "Ah, no buts! You're going out and you're going to like it." She said authoritatively. I sighed and groaned, no use in arguing with a crazy mare...note to self- get her to turn me back to human as soon as possible.

   At this point in time I had sat down in one of the chairs (also crystal by the way, seriously what is it with this place and crystals) and started to eat, I tried grasping the silverware with my hooves, but just ended up knocking them off the table.

        At that point I decided to just plunge face first into my meal (which oddly enough was eggs, pancakes, and apples. I would have killed for some bacon to complete the meal but, beggars, after all, can’t be choosers, I am going to miss bacon... A lot...) like the animal I am now, and I have to say it was pretty satisfying, especially when I had finished and looked up face covered in breakfast to see Twilight’s annoyed look at my actions as her horn lit up and my face was cleaned off.

   "Fine. But I'm not going to go to any fru-fru spa or something if that's what you had in mind." I stated.

   "Actually, That's a great idea George! We can get you used to your body, less worked up, and less tense before we start! Oh... and... I kind of have a coupon I need to use still." She said sheepishly, but with a hint of vengeance toning her voice for me making such a mess (I wonder if sh'e always this unnecessarily vindictive). I just blinked a couple times wondering if she even heard what I just said I won't do... Ok yep, I see it in her eyes, she does and she doesn't care...

   "Oh hell no! Uh uh! No way! You'll never catch me alive!" I said, preparing to attempt to fly away out of the bedroom window, which was conveniently open. I spread my wings, took a running start, closed my eyes, and jumped... I didn't feel like I was flying all that much so I opened my eyes. Staring back at me was Twilight as I was wrapped in her magenta aura. She had me in her telekinesis... Uh oh...in that moment also running through the back of my head was the realization that I didn't know how to fly in the first place and subsequently promised myself that I'd learn.

   "Oh no you don't, you're coming with me." She said happily, as she dragged me out of the bedroom, back down the left hallway, and down the stairs. As she dragged me with her magic I tried to squirm and claw free until I saw Spike...

"Help me!..." I said desperately. "She is trying to make me go to the spa!" I said, despising the girlish name and everything about it. Spike looked at me and started laughing "Good luck! She's a fighter." He said holding his side's at the torture his friend was putting on me.

   "Oh YOU LITTLE SON OF A BIT-" I was cut off abruptly as I was dragged out the door and it was shut, blocking me from the little green and purple menace of a dragon and eliciting yet another mental promise to myself, this time to have my revenge on that overgrown lizard.

   I would like to say that I calmly accepted my fate and went quietly but I was levitated, kicking and screaming to the spa.

   "Oh calm down you're making a scene, the spa isn't that bad, plus it will only be a massage." She said reassuringly (though the twitch in her eye indicated murder was about to be committed if I didn't shut up). I looked at her hesitantly for a moment and stopped struggling.

"No mud bath, no fru-fru? Just a massage?" I said unsure of the situation, or whether to classify getting massaged by a female is 'fru-fru in a man's definition or just hot... Ermm, not by a mare though, that's just weird.

"No mud bath, no fru-fru. You have my promise." She said sincerely.

"Alright... Maybe just a massage..." I said. I sighed, she could have told me that earlier I thought.

As we entered the spa the secretary at the desk looked up and smiled.

   “Ah, Princess Twilight, just in time for your appointment and- oh, who’s this?” the mare asked.

    “This is George, he’s a newcomer that arrived last night,” I raised my eyebrow at that, but accepted it as introducing a pony as an otherworldly monster  that she summoned wouldn’t go over too well, "and please, don’t call me princess, I’m still the same Twilight…"

     I stopped listening to the banter to look around the room; it was painted a light blue with a white tile floor with small specks of every color of the rainbow dotted on the floor. There were small plants in the corners of the small waiting room giving it a welcoming and relaxed atmosphere.

   “…-George, come right this way,” the mare (I missed her name) said snapping me out of my reverie, and walked through the set of double doors to the right of her desk Twilight and following after. We walked through a hallway going straight back passing three side hallways and seven doors of various markings until we arrived at two doors across the halls from each other marked ‘massage’.

“Alright, Princess your room is on the left and George yours is on the right,” she said before walking back to her post.

I entered my room very hesitantly to find a small, no more than ten by ten feet, with one of those weird massage tables, you know the ones that look like large ironing boards with a hole for your face to look down at the floor and a bright pink pony with a blue mane with a flower blossom tattooed on her bu-flank.

   “Velcome George, I am Aloe Blossom and I vill be giving you your massage today. Now come, lie down on zee table and ve shall begin.”

And so I got on the table and the massage began slowly.

You know what, I totally take back all my comments about massages, this mare… just-damn! The way she uses her hooves on my back is downright magic. She’s getting all the muscles I never knew I had and working out all the accumulated stress with only her hooves, it felt so good that I couldn’t suppress a sigh (which was not a moan I swear) of relief the way she worked me. Seriously, how is it possibly to be so dexterous with those hooves and give such a heavenly massage? Not to mention that flank... So round and that musky smell coming fro- wait what!? No! That's wrong, what am I, a horse fucker ( besides, Twilight's is much bet-shit!) I let the incident slide away... After I made sure I didn't get a boner from those thoughts (Which I totally wouldn't have anyways, though I did get a funny feeling in my wings, oddly enough). I spent the rest of the massage in a blissful haze and was startled when Aloe said my time was up.

“Thank you Miss Blossom, that massage was.. err... simply amazing.”

“It iz noszing, I assure you, I do my best for all my customers."

(You sure do... Heheh- AGHH! NO! I have to get out of here... there are more mares outside any- oh fuck I need to get out of here...)

As we walked out of the room I saw the door to the lobby closing just as the rump of a particular purple pony princess I knew disappeared through it, and headed towards it while my masseur headed down a near-by hall, probably to take care of another client. I didn't stare at her flank as she left, I swear...

   As I headed through the doors (they were those two way swinging push doors thankfully) Twilight was waiting and, looking much less likely to murder me, when she spoke up,

   “So, how was your time at the spa, not as bad as you thought it would be, huh?” she said.

   “Yeah, hehe-... It was pretty good, I may go back one day,” I said, ...as long as there is more flan- "ERGHH! NO!" I accidentally thought out loud... Oops...

   "What is it, are you ok?" Twilight asked me startled but worried.

   "Y-yeah... yeah I'm fine... Just remembered something and got a little stressed out." I lied through my teeth. She looked at me with sudden sympathy. I had no idea what it was about until she spoke up a couple seconds later.

   "Oh George... Don't worry... You don't have to stress yourself out on how you'll get home. I am... working on it" She said calmingly, like a mother to her baby... Or in this case a mare to her alien friend who was magically teleported into her care. She patted me on my back and gave me a hug (which caused my wings to get that feeling again and even twitch a little, seriously, what's with that?.)

   (Damn it Twilight you're not making this current predicament any better with your adorableness...) I thought to myself in my head as I looked to the sky. As I looked up I slowly saw Rainbow projectile hurtling right towards us. It was yelling so it wasn't an object... Wait, that was another pegasus, and they aren't slowing down... Uh oh... Split second reaction time then kicked in. "Twilight! Watch out!" I yelled pushing her out of the way before getting impaled in the side by the speeding Pegasus... "OOF!" I gasped from getting nailed in the side before tumbling to the ground with the pegasus. They really need speed limits here... Twilight yelped as she stumbled back away from the carnage due to my push. The Rainbow maned bullet currently laying on top of me apparently didn't even notice me... She looked over at Twilight, who was just getting over her confusions to what just happened.

   "Heyya Twi, sorry about that... Man that landing was softer than I expected," She said confused. "I was trying out a new trick that was bound to get me into the Wonderbolts!" She said sheepishly, still standing on me (with her exceptionally toned legs and fla-STOP IT.) Twilight looked over at her irritatedly and then spoke up.

   "Well it's not me you should be saying sorry to Rainbow Dash," She said glancing down to me as I silently groaned in my mind, still slightly dazed.

   "Huh? OH! Sorry man! I didn't mean to crash into you like that. This is like way more awkward now," She said embarrassed, as she stepped off me (with her toned flank and absolutely sexy wing-STOP IT! Bad George, bad! You are NOT, I repeat, NOT a horse fucker, no matter how hot those wings a- AAUUUGGHH!)

   "No problem..." I said grunting as I got up. Twilight looked to me and then back at... Rainbow Dash... Weird name... But I guess Twilight Sparkle isn't any less weird... Especially since mine was George Fleur Party now...

   "Actually Rainbow he isn't just any random Stallion, this is George," Twilight said, introducing me to the Rainbow maned battering ram. Rainbow blinked, and then blinked again as she just looked at me. Then she fell over on her side crying out in a fit of laughter...  (Man if this was a story people wouldn't be nearly as confused as I am right now.) Once the laughter subsided she finally got up and looked at Twilight, who was giving her a glare that would kill the devil.

   "Hehe- Oohhh man you mean to say, out of game Twilight got a colt friend," Rainbow chuckled. Coltfriend? I looked over at Twilight who no longer had a glare but had a frustrated blush.

   "I am plenty 'in game'! And he is not my coltfriend!" She said blushing... Coltfriend there it is again, is that like a boyfriend and also, what is it with this place and horse puns?

   "Yes, your totally in game Twi, and sure he isn't," She said with saracasm then fixed her attention on me. Oh god it is like a boyfriend. Wait... This is good... Time for a little revenge.

   "So how did you manage to get the little bookworm out of her tree?" Twilight looked over at me and I just grinned. I am a sadistic bastard...

   "Like I do all the bookworms, lure them out with a book on a hook," I said, not completely satisfied with the embarrassed look on her face. Rainbow Dash was laughing.

   "How is she? Is she as obsessed with books as it seems?" Rainbow said, barely able to control herself.

   "Indeed, we need to get a psychiatrist pronto," This was it Rainbow Dash fell on the floor in a laughing fit again and Twilight was so embarrassed she looked like a tomato. I grinned, my job was done. Until Twilight magically conjured a zipper and zipped my mouth shut, and by that I mean my lips literally turned into a zipper and zipped shut, let me repeat that my mouth LITERALLY turned into a zipper AND ZIPPED ITSELF SHUT. Seriously, do you know how utterly fucking terrifying for you body to be so radically altered at the whim of a random entity? My eyes widened and I freaked out, rolling on the ground attempting to scream and trying to unzip my lips. I then looked to Rainbow, who was laughing even harder due to my hysterics at this point, for support as Twilight glared a thousand suns at me but she was to busy laughing to notice. Twilight did some stress relief thing with her forehoof and looked at me calmly, still smoldering with anger underneath. Like, she was literally smoking...(Have I ever mention how utterly terrifying that seemingly innocuous little purple pony is?) She gritted her teeth and spoke.

   "We are going home, Now..." She said simply. Only god knew what was in store as she dragged away with her telekinesis.

   "MMMmmmmMmmm!!!" I cried out to Rainbow Dash in distress but she was still laughing, as I was slowly dragged off by Twilight.

Soon we reached the house, Twilight, having now let me walk on my own, and being a little calmer, opened the door for us. Only to reveal the dragon menace snickering.

   "So how was it Twi?" He said with a smirk. Her mane was a mess and she was one huge puffball of distress from all the occurrences as of late.

   "Horrible, Spike," she said pushing him to the side and walking into the house. There was an awkward pause before Spike gave me a weird look.

   "What did you possibly do to her? I have seen her get frustrated before or even mad but just... sheesh..." he said looking at me weirdly. I just silently walked by... and stepped on his tail as I did, on purpose, eliciting a yelp from the little bastard and walked away. By the time I was near the staircase leading to the halls I was talking to myself.

"I think I should go apologize..." I mumbled to myself. I paused for a moment, then walked up the stairs and down the right hallway. I came across a door that only turned out to be a bathroom (Which, surprise surprise, was crystal as well.), I shut the door swiftly and kept walking. There are so many doors in this place how did I find my room? Soon I came across a door with a crest like the tattoo on Twilights flank.

   "Of course," I sighed, I then opened the door. I had trouble getting the doorknob due to my hoof, but I managed, then I slid inside.

"Hello? Twilight?" I looked around to see Twilight pouting on her bed. She looked over at me glumly.

   "What is it George," She said ill-tempered. She looked at me pouting but she is so easy to read I could tell she was just a little sad.

   "I just came to say I am sorry for teasing you back there." I said sincerely, but of course she is a female none-the-less so she pressed the subject.

   "If you're so sorry then why did you," She said grumpily back to me.

   "Because... there isn't anything exactly fun here and teasing certainly is fun, not to mention, Rainbow so far was the closest thing to fun, look, I'll make it up to you. Do they have alcohol here?" I asked curiously to the purple pouting adorable alicorn. She gave me a funny look then proceeded.

   "Yes, they do but I don't see wha-" I cut her off excited at the discovery of booze.

   "Great! Once I get some money you and I are going to get some drinks" I said gleefully to her.

   "Well, I- I never have been much of a drinker before but I guess so..." She said nervously.

   "Wonderful! Now I am tired so excuse me as I pass out in my bed." I said yawning at the time of day. She was smiling again at my stupidity.

   "Alright, night George," She said yawning...Adorkable! That's what she is! I know now!

   "Night Twi," I said, she looked over at me and blushed.

   "Did you just call me by my nickname?" She asked. Did I just call her by her nickname? Oops.

   "Huh, I guess I did," No time to dwell on petty nicknames the power of sleep awaits me!

And when I finally found my room, I did. (Though I had some quite frankly uncomfortable dreams about sexy blue and purple wings and flanks of all colors... which, disturbingly enough, I enjoyed immensely. seriously what the hell is wrong with me?)