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"Princesses, are you okay?"
"It seems like we have come down with weknfkjlnd. It is a disease."
"I shall raise the sun and moon for you."
Celestia and Luna hesitated before nodding. Oh boy, here we go.
That night, Twilight forgot to raise the moon. Everypony worked for about seven hours more than they should. Twilight was reading when she realised that it was five am! She should raise the moon now! She rose the moon but forgot to lower the Sun. Everypony was confused. The moon lowered and Twilight realised that she should switch magic. She raised the moon again and then lowered the sun. For some reason, raised the sun again and lowered the sun. She made it go in circles. Shining Armor and his squad was like ,"What?"
It only lasted for about an hour. Then, she raised the sun. Everypony raged, screaming about how tired they were when Twilight accidentally landed the moon on them. It tasted good. Discord became a duck and sat on the moon. It was fun making fun of the moon. He turned it into a square, had Discords face and had Discord is the best written on it. He was a duck. He thought about becoming a dragon. He did. He was so majestic.
When Twilight lowered the Sun and raised the moon, she was drunk. She drank over nine thousand beer bottles. She raised the sun even higher and the moon crashed, creating many dents. Discord almost died. The sun was so up high. It looked like it was going to space! If there was. Twilight danced and the Sun moved along, burning many pony's eyes. It was excruciating. Celestia was told to stop drinking. She banished them TO THE MOON,somehow, along with her alarm clock. Maybe even her underwear.
"I DO NOT BAANISH MY UNDERWEAR!" Celestia bellowed at Author.
"Sure, sheeplestia." Author laughed,causing Celestia to rage.
Celestia then saw a piece of underwear at the side and banished it.
"Ahem." Author coughed"Ahem, ahem"
"You have caught weknfkjlnd, my child."
Author was trolled and she was furious. She cat fought with Celestia. She took a blade and swung it at her.
"Argh!" Celestia winced in pain."Do you not have a story to continue?"
"I do?" Author asked."Oh yeah. Let us continue."
When the moon was finally raised, ponies saw that twenty ponies, some very dirty underwear with defacate and a ringing alarm clock was seen.
Everypony raised their eyebrows and said,"What?"
"Celestia is glaring at me with those eyes. It seems like she has a crush on me." Author said.
"I do not! I am not gay!" Celestia protested.
"Did you just say.... gay?" Author teased.
"Noooooo...."Celestia denied.
"Hey everypony, look. It is Cowsheeplestia!" Author joked.
"Ba dum tis! Hahahahahahhahaha" the crowd laughed.
"You asshole!"
The crowd gasped. Author broke the silence by saying,"You just swore, breaking thou elagance."
"Ohhhh!" The crowd shouted.
"Could you please continue your story?"
Everypony shouted at Celestia, telling her to stop drinking too much. SHe told the to give their regards to Twilight. Twilight told them she could drink how many bottles of beer she wanted. She banished them to the Sun. (no protests cowsheeplestia). She rose the moon but she played Scary Maze Game while doing her duties. She was shouting like mad,dude. I am telling you. She was like crazy. A pony for miles away could hear her loud and clear. Nopony could sleep that night.
The next morning, everypony could not do their jobs. They were too tired. Twilight bellowed at them to work even more. They decided that they have had enought. They were going to fight back.
"Who do you think will win? Twilight or this mysterious pony? Stay tuned to find out!"
That night, everypony combined their magic into one pony named Flaminto, a unicorn. When the process was complete, he shouted that he was ready for a fight. Everpony cheered. He teleported to Twilight's house and blasted at her. Twilight accepted the challenge and squirted water at him. He created two heavy stacks of hay and hit her. Twilight was hit then she summoned the great cow and hit him with it. Flaminto stabbed Twilight as Twilight bit his hoof. Pain, strong and intense, coursed through his body like electiricty as Twilight's jaw sank through his flesh. He kicked Twilight away and blasted her again. She blasted a him too. He made a protective shield and mirroed the attack with a mirror. Both tired and panting, they sat down before...Rainbow Dash did her Sonic FireBlast on Twilight. It only happened when she was able to do the Sonic Rainboom when she was on fire. Applejack threw apples at Twilight. Rarity kicked Twilight. Fluttershy falcon punched Twilight. Pinkie appeared out of nowhere and blasted her with her party cannon. Twilight stumbled then blasted again. Applejack threw a had grenade at Twilight. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy punched Twilight as Rarity kicked Twilight.
"I am ready."Flaminto declared as he ran towards Twilight and blasted after everypony escaped. Twilight fell down and looked at the victorious Flaminto.
"Give up?" He asked. Twilight gulped and nodded.
He brought Twilight to Celestia and Luna, who were fully recovered. They were furious. They said that they should not have trusted her. Twilight sobbed and begged for forgiveness. They decided to punish her by making her do community service.
"That is NOT how I behave!" Twilight protested to Author.
"Oh, shut up! I can control you!" Author snapped. Twilight gave up to the amazing, spectacular and powerful AUTHOR!!
"Whatever,"everypony shouted,annoyed.
Author laughed, happily.
"So there you have it. The story of Twilight being drunk and other things. I am amazing don't you all think?" Author asked the crowd happily.
"Eeyup,"the crowd replied. Author was pleased
The end
