Prince Wurst conquers the throne

Prologue:

Hello, I am Wurst. My full name is Prince Wurst, Omnipotent Creator of Everything. I am an immortal Alicorn and the first being to be sent by the great Fausticorn to live on this Planet. I was the one who created the land we now call Equestria out of nothing. I was the one who hung the sun and the moon on the firmaments and I was the one who laid down their moving patterns, so they will go on giving day and night to the ponies of Equestria.

My power grew stronger and stronger with each day. I would lie if I said that I did not use this power from time to time to get a few, lets say favors from my fellow subjects. Dude...you mind controlled every attractive mare you could get hold of into sleeping with you. Yeah, those where the days. Wait, who the hell are you? And what are you doing in my head? I am the Author, I am writing this fanfiction. You are a product of my mind. Oh sweet Faust, have mercy. Your mind is a total mess! Did you escape from a mental hospital? Actually no. But I tried once. That was before I found out that tricking them into thinking I was mentally stable would get me to my goal much easier and faster. Oh, that's...uhm...thats a relieve to know- You'd better go on with your story now, Or I could erase you by deciding not to write it down.

Oh-ok, where was I? Oh yeah. Well, maybe the power grew a little...lot...over my head and I started to be a thread to the great Fausticorn. That is why she decided to unseat me from my position as the King of Equestria. To do that she created the Alicorn sisters Celestia and Luna. Each of them alone was no thread to me, but I did not stand a chance against both of them at once, so I fled into the shadows to wait for the right moment to strike and reclaim my rightful Throne.

This day is Today.