Author's Note
Hey this is super old but i hope u enjoy<3 I write it in may 2014 but it never got submitted for sum reason o__O
Life And Times
Princesss Twilight Sparkle was a pretty princess lady. She was purple pony. She had 5 friends and that’s all. She use to be a unicorn but now she’s alicorn because she got a diploma or something from her most faithful mentor Celestia. Celestia was tall and a namby pamby pony princess. He had big feet and magic armor or whatever that showed she were a princess. She had a crown and a pretty necklace and shiny things on her hoofs. She had magic hair that flowed like a magical misty river of love. She had purple eye balls like her faithful student #2 twilight. Her old student sunset shiner turned into a bad guy and she went to alternate universe where every pone wheres knee high boots. But she got turned into evil demon man from Twilight’s rainbow magic explosion of friendship. Then she died or something but that's not important because this story is about Celestia and her Fateful Student Twilicious. I just put that there cause you needed to know why Twlight's number 2 since Shimmer was number 1.
Twilight and Celestia was best buddies. They ate frozen yogurt together and ate carousels. Just kidding. Lol. They did eat frozen yogurg and drink tea since thats the royal thing to do. They were faithful partners in princess land of Canturlot. They laughed and watch Gravety Falls but anyhow. Twilight was sittin next to he best buddy. They were at a picnic. They ate sandwhiches. Celestia talked with her mouth full:
“Hey twilight you make good sandwiches.”
“Thanks<3,” replyed Twi Twi..
They ate the day away then Celessia said "Oops, got to go lower the sun. Sorry.”
“Okay,” said Twilight. Celestia left. She lowered the sun and her sister Luna raised the moon. Then Celestia came back.
“Hi Twilight, Did ya miss me????” she said in cheerful tone. Twilight didn’t respond. She was sleeping.
Clestia kicked her faithful buddie. Twilighta woke up.
“Oh hi,” said Twilight.
“You ready to go night surfing??.” said Celestia. “Oh yeah gurl” replied Twilight. They flied to the surfing area and they got there surf boreds. They got on 'em and surfed in the raging riptides of war in the water. Luna came and she screamed at them but Celestia laughed and said “Join me sister.”
“Okay.” said Luina. She did.
They surfed but then they were tired so they left. They went home. Twilightt had a new castle and it got spewed out of a dumb magical box that ate that chicken. She went to it and saw spike crying.
“Omg spike whats wrong kid?” she said.
“I missed you...” said Spikey.
“Oh awright,” said Twilight. She shoved Spike in his sleeping box and she went to bed. Spike screamed in his sleep so twilight ignored him. Then they waked up in the mortning.
“Hi its morning,” said twilight. She got up and brushed her teeth and found her owl Aloyishiuos. “Hi Alaloushious.” said Twilight. Aloyishiuos said “WWWW”.
“That's great Aloyishiuos,” said the purple horse with a big smile. She got breakfest. She ate raisin flakes. Aloyishiuos ate a dead mouse he got from outside. Spike ate a priceless airloom from her moms side of the family. But it's ok because the price of fiendship is a lot more better then stupid diamonds.
After they eat they left. Twilight left. But Spoke and Aloyishiuos stayed at home in the fat castle. Twilight had to go to the castle had to go to Centerlot. She went there and she saw Ceglestia.
“Hi Celly!!!!” she screamed in happy (it was her nickname).
“Oh hi my faithful student Twilight. How you doing this fine mourning.?” replied the pony.
“I'm good y'know.” said Twilight.
“That's great, Time for tea???” said Cellestia.
“Yeah~” said Twilight.
They drink the tea. They did
It was getting late out and the sky was dark. It was dank. Lunna came and said “My dear sister. I need the raise the moon. Lower the sun plz.”
“Ew no,” said Celestia. Instead, she ate the sun. “There, now you can have that eternal night ya always wanted.” She said with a wink.
“Thanks!” said Luna. She ran and frolick. She ran and tan and yan. Under the moon light Her pet Tigerus came and he screeched. He's a opossum and he s much cooler then Clestias pet Phil. Tigeris came and licked Luna and they ran off for a night picnic. It’s good
Celestia sat on her couch and she watched Sam N Cat with her fateful student, Twilight Speckle. They sing a log to the theme song. Then they watched it. It's Celestia’s favorite show.
After the marathon that was playing, they went back home.
“Don’t worry Twilight, the rainbow will remind you to always find a way.” said Camilia. Twilight hugged her and they left.
When Twilight was at her house, she saw a guy. It was pony guy. It was Flash Sentry. Twilightt screamed and slammed the door real fast. She hated that no good vagabond...
"Wait Twilight It's me your true love." Flash Sentr pleaded.
"Oh," said Twi. She opened the door again and her true love FlashSentry came in. He was orange. He's cool.
They laughed and cried. They made funny puns. Hahaha funny. Twilight saw Spike and her owl pet Alloyishious. They were playing volley ball. "Ew go some where else!!!" said Twilight all angry. Spoike said "okay" and he grabbed Alloyishious and they wet outside even though it was a thunder storming. The got struke by lightning I hope.
Twillight and Sentry had a romance date by the light of the candle and the canal. They ate some sandwhiches since those are good for all ocassions. The light of the candle glowed like a burning love flickering in the night.
It was super romantic but then Flash left. Twilight sat there.
She looked at the night sky, super dark like a looming shadow. She cried since she missed spike and Alloyishious. She saw them outside.
"Come on in boys," said Twi.
"Okay," they said. They went in side.
They had a great time and were best friends. Twilight thought about her faithful student mentor Clestia and she cried. She cried in the night.
