Rainbow Dash Writes A Story

by RedZobe

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 1038

Rainbow Dash tries to write a story, but it doesn't go quite her way

A short little fan fiction from me. This is actually my first attempt at a comedy fan fiction.

Rainbow Dash attempts to prove to Twilight that she is a better writer than her…or so she says.

No trollers/flamers please

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-15 18:10:03 UTC

Story

One quiet sunny morning in Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle was reading one of her many thousands of books. The book she was reading was called “Magic For Experts” and she seemed to be enjoying it very much. Just then the door opened and Rainbow Dash entered the library.

“Hi there, Twilight!” called Rainbow Dash.

Twilight turned and gave her a stern shush before returning to read her book. Rainbow Dash slowly trotted over and peered over her shoulder to see what she was reading.

“What's this book your reading?” She asked.

“Can I not read this book in peace?!” Twilight said slamming the book shut.

Rainbow Dash immediately moved away.

“Woah, don't get so sassy Twi'! Rainbow Dash said.

“I was doing so well with my research! I was looking up an advanced levitation spell, then you bombard in and interrupt me!” Twilight yelled.

“Big deal! It's just another one of those silly spells that'll you'll never use in your life!” Rainbow Dash said rolling her  eyes.

“Oh really... We will see about that.” Twilight said deviously.

Her horn began to glow and Rainbow Dash began to levitate above the ground. Rainbow Dash began to panic.

“What are you doing?! Stop!” yelled Rainbow Dash who was kicking and screaming. "Please, Twilight, put me down!"

Twilight dropped Rainbow Dash on the floor. Rainbow Dash got up and rubbed her sore head.

“Just another silly spell that I'll never use?” Twilight smiled “I doubt it.”

“But that spell is completely pointless!” Rainbow Dash protested .

“I bet your jealous because you can't do magic.” Twilight said.

“I'm certainly faster and stronger than you!” Rainbow Dash debated.

“I'm smarter though!” Twilight replied “And much more sensible.”

“OK then, prove that you are smart!” Rainbow Dash said crossing her fore hooves.

“Alright then, what is 85 divided by 5, plus 8, timed by 13, divided by 5 and then multiplied by 60?” Twilight questioned with a smile.

Rainbow Dash began thinking, but she just couldn't think of the answer because she didn't know.

“12345?” She said quickly, hoping that it would be the answer.

“Wrong, its 3,900.” Twilight said “So that proves I'm smarter than you!”

“I bet ya you cheated!” Rainbow Dash said “You have a calculator hidden in your mane!”

Twilight pushed her mane back. There was no calculator to be seen.

“Or unless you've used an invisibility spell!” Rainbow Dash jeered.

Twilight sighed. "I have not got a calculator on me." Twilight said.

"Yeah you do!" Rainbow Dash argued.

“Just admit it, Rainbow, I'm smarter than you.” Twilight giggled.

“Yeah, but I bet I could write a better story than you!” Rainbow Dash said.

Twilight began to laugh.

“I don't think you'd know where to start!!”  Twilight chuckled.

“OK, I'll prove it! I'll write the best story that Equestria has ever seen!” Rainbow Dash said "Just you wait!"

“OK then.” Twilight unenthusiastically said.

Rainbow Dash flew out of the library and into the distance. Twilight went back to reading her rudely interrupted book.

“I wonder how good Rainbow's story will be!” Twilight sarcastically said to herself.

                                                                    *

The next day as Twilight was re arranging her books, Rainbow Dash trotted in with sheets of paper.

“Well, here ya go Twilight, the best story ever written!” Rainbow Dash beamed.

Twilight took the papers and had a look at them.

This is Rainbow Dash's story:

wonce apun a tyme in ponyviell ther wus ah pony named super pony. he wus rlly strong and culd flie at nin bileion miels per hour. one daei he wus clering up the clowds wen sudunley ther wus a cri fur help. super pony flied down frum the clowds and went tew si wat had happund. help me a crok stowl my necklace sed the pony in trubol. downt worri ill sthap hem said super pony. super pony began to chaes the crok down the stret. the crom caem to a ded end and ther wus no plaeic tew go. got you! sed super poni. youll nevr get mi you silly maer shawted the crok. the crok trieed tew runn but super pony grabbd his collur and puled him back. but the crok kikd him in the leg and beghan to esckap. super pony beghan to chaes him agaein. the crok hided in a bwildin tew mak shor that super pony coudont sea hem. but super pony used his sewpur noess senss and beghan loking for the crok. the crok staeid as quehti as a mowse. then he suddenly coughed. super pony hurd this and fownd the crok in the building. oh no you fownd mi sed the crok sadly. yoar daes of teroar arr ovr super pony chuckailed. the crok wus sent ew jail and evriwon gaev super pony a big parteii for catchin the crok. the end

"So, how did I do?" Rainbow Dash smirked.

Twilight stared at Rainbow Dash, with no emotion on her face.

"Do you want the keep-you-happy review or the truth?" Twilight asked Rainbow Dash.

"The truth of course!" Rainbow Dash excitedly said "It the best thing ever written!"

Twilight took a big breath, then told Rainbow Dash what she thought of her story.

"99.8% of the spelling is wrong, no proper grammar was used, the entire story was all over the place, its to short and the entire thing doesn't make any sense what so ever because the spelling is so horrendously bad." Twilight explained.

Rainbow Dash stood there with her mouth open. Then she shut it.

"But that has to be the best story that's ever been written!!" Rainbow Dash said "How can you hate it?!"

Twilight put a hoof to her face. "Do I need to go through my review again..." She sighed.

"Fine! If you don't like it, maybe someone else will!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

She grabbed the papers and rushed to find someone else to review her story. When she was finally out of distance, Twilight closed the door and just stood there.

"What the Celestia did I just read?!" Twilight loudly said to herself.

Twilight went back to reading the book she was reading yesterday. As she read, she found an interesting spell.

"Temporary memory loss?" Twilight said "I could do with that!"

THE END