Celestia has just died, and the five most important ponies in her life have gathered together with Celestia's lawyer to hear her last will and testament read aloud. What could go wrong?

Parodying the Boot to the Head skit by the Frantics Comedy Troupe. I've had this idea in my head for the past week, but finals were in the way..... then Dark Souls II. So, I finished the rest of it now that finals are over and done with. Enjoy. Or don't.