Neon Genesis Octavia

by russgamemaster

7 - Sandalphon, 8th Angel

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Gendo decided that NERV captures a live Angel for research. "To learn more about the Angels and their strengths and weaknesses, I need to take a good look at one. My scouting troops have found an embryonic one inside a volcano. Rei, Vinyl, capture it alive and don't explode it until the research is conducted."

Rei said, "I'll do it." She and Vinyl got on their robot suits, equipping them with super-cooling armor before going into a nondescript volcano. Octavia came along and played a song to prevent the embryo Angel, Sandalphon, from mutating when they would pick it up. Also, Rei had placed Sandalphon in a cage of psychic energy while Vinyl played the Dreambeats from Mario & Luigi: Dream Team to prevent it from awakening.

Then as the three heroes came back to the GeoFront with the embryo, the research started. Some unnamed researchers gathered around Sandalphon and stated, "The Angels seem to have wavelengths just like humans. This embryo of one resembles that of Adam's, who is also very humanoid. We come to the conclusion that the Angels are differently-evolved humans. They are trying to capture the Adam embryo to take back the planet for themselves."

Three hours later, the Sandalphon embryo mutated into a flat fish-like creature that swatted all the researchers away. They landed in carts, boxes, barrels, and fountains. He then yelled "FLIPENDO" and shot Gendo backwards with a nondescript blue bolt.

Gendo ordered, "Research is done! This Angel must be destroyed or else he will cause a Third Impact!"

Sandalphon started to approach the room that the Adam embryo was stored in. Rei, being the first to attack him, wrestled him, tossed him to the floor away from the storage, and jumped on him...without doing any damage because of the armor. He then did the same to her. Octavia then threw him back with a sound blast and tried to cut him with her bow while swatting aside his fins multiple times, but the armor prevented him from taking damage. He grabbed her and threw her into the fountain. "Come on Octie, how was this guy defeated in the anime? Oh right, THERMAL EXPANSION!"

Vinyl then joined in, wrestling Sandalphon with her robot suit, pinning him down, and sticking an arm cannon into his mouth.

Octie prepared another sound blast. "1, 2, 3! You're out!"

As Vinyl yelled, "YIPPIE KIE YAY MOTHER BUCKER", both she and Octie blasted Sandalphon's mouth with supercharged sound blasts, exploding him.

Octavia then said, "Evil is not a toy."

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