Pony cooking with Pinkie Pie

"Don't you frown now, cooking with Pinkie Pie will be back after these messages." said Pinkie Pie from Twilight's tv.

Twilight sighed and braced herself for the onslaught of commercials. She crossed her hooves for no catchy jingles.

-BZZZZZT-

The TV showed Rainbow Dash walking down an abandoned street of Manehattan. It was dimly lit with brink roads and a few street lamps casting what little light there was onto Rainbow Dash's brightly colored mane... and the bipedal stalker creeping up behind her. The figure was larger than Rainbow Dash by a considerable margin. In his hand he has a large butcher knife similar to the one Pinkie Pie uses to prepare pony meat. His mouth salivated as he approached his meal.
As the stalker tiptoed behind the unsuspecting Dash, a jingle began to play.

She thought murder was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for her.
Hee was out to get her (dum dum dum dum dum)
Like a fresh cut of meat (dum dum dum dum dum)
bronies hunting her in her dreams.

The Human raises a knife, prepared to plunge it into her and cut her flank into juicy pony strips.

And then he saw her mace

Rainbow Dash turned around with a smile and pulled out a can of green mace simply labeled "Get Shreked" and proceeded to spray it in the eyes of the would be rapist/murder. The murder clutched his eyes and dropped his knife to the pavement and screamed. He clutched at his eyes as if that could undo the damage.

"GAH MY EYES! I THOUGHT WE WERE USING WATER PEPPER SPRAY YOU FUCKERS AHAHAHAHHH!"

The song continues ignoring him.

Now he's gone blind.
Not a trace
Of light in his eyes.
he's gone blind
(oooooo)
He couldn't see her,
he couldn't stab he If he tried

Suddenly Shrek appears on screen dressed in his best suit and tie. He began reading off a script.

"Getting eaten by a hungry human and other animals is one of the leading causes of death for the unprotected pony. Protect yourself from the unwanted pony predator with my new patent pending Swamp Mace order now."

The number to call shows up on the screen and a donkey reads it quickly. "Swamp Mace contains ogre sweat and urine. Keep away from small children and away from the face and eyes."

Twilight made a note to pick some up for Fluttershy.

-BZZZZZT-

The TV screen showed a stage with Trixie, who was dressed in her usual get up. Bound up in the corner was Fluttershy looking very scared, tied to a chair shaking.

"Come one and come all to see the latest and greatest sex toys brought to you by the EQPMB. Tell me viewer. Has your slave been disobedient?" said Trixie "Do you want to remove their fertility so that their hopes and dreams of having a foal someday is forever crushed? Well we have the product for you!" she paused as if waiting for the answer.

"Of course you do! Introducing the Pussy Ripper Dildo! The newest EPMB product for torturing your pet pony when they misbehave." From out of her hat Trixie pulled what looked like a shinny aluminum dildo. However instead of being smooth and rubbery it covered with little bumps similar to a cheese grater, but instead of grating cheese, this sex toy was designed to rip into pony flesh.

Fluttershy's eyes got wide looking at the huge vaginal ripping dildo.

"T-trixie please, I-I want to have foals some day. Please don't put that in me." Stammered Fluttershy

"The slave will be quiet during the rest of the demonstration or else it'll be going up her rear next. Trixie said matter-of-factly to the Fluttershy clone.

"Y-yes master Trixie."

Trixie put a bucket underneath Fluttershy's chair and lifted The Ripper to Fluttershy's cunt and with a smile began ramming it into her. Fluttershy let out a small "meep" as her eyes glazed over in shock from the first impact, the skin and soft flesh from her vaginal wall was ripped off. Even if Trixie stopped now there would be permanent damage.

Of course Trixie didn't stop there, she continued to slide it in and out of Fluttershy turning her soft tender pussy into a bleeding pulp. There was no way she'd bare foals now. The access blood, ovaries flesh emptied into the bucket which Trixie took the liberty of sampling.

Trixie took a break to admire what was left of her marehood. Fluttershy was breathing heavily

"Behold, The Ripper has completely devastated this slave."

"Please Trixie no more." Fluttershy begged.

"WHAT DID TRIXIE SAY ABOUT TALKING!" She forced a ball gag into Fluttershy's mouth to shut her up.

Trixie re-positioned The Ripper dildo to enter her anus.

Fluttershy shook her head violently begging with her eyes. However this Trixie clone was a professional psychopath and was not swayed by her pleading eyes.

She began to force the tool into Fluttershy's rump hole, slowly and deliberately ripping and cutting into the sphincter as it went in and out, fluttershy letting out small moans of pain. Then Trixie sped up her magic letting out blood and shit. Fluttershy drooled slightly leaking out of her mouth onto the floor beginning to go into shock. going into shock. If left untreated, these injuries would kill her. However Trixie had no intention of treating her pet.

After Trxie showed off her most recent handy work to the camera she removed Fluttershy's gag. She was unable to say anything at this point, her mind was far too deep in shock.

"Behold the The Ripper has turned this piece of meat into a sobbing bag of beat up flesh. now for my next trick I'm going to make this Ripper disappear."

Trixie opened Fluttershy's mouth and rammed the death dildo down her throat causing her to deep throat. There was a gurgling sound as the dildo's bulge went up and down in her throat as her windpipe, arteries' and she began to choke to death on her own blood. Eventually Fluttershy went limp and moved no more. true to her word, Trixie had made the cheese grater dildo disappear down Flutteshy's wind pipe.

"As you can see the ripper is one of the best slave disciplinary devices on the market. Call now and we'll throw in another free."

-BZZZZZT-

An ad for Applejack cereal came on next. It was normal in every way with the cinnamon and the apple racing to the bowl of Applejack cereal. In fact, there wasn't even any apple in it. Nope no apples at all. Which begs the question; why do they call it Applejack cereal?

Twilight pondered this mystery as Pinkie announced that Cooking with Pinkie Pie was back.

"And now back to the show."