Shingeki no Nettiesgirl (Attack on Nettiesgirl)
Year 845, Dusk is having a bad dream about his mother getting eaten by a nettiesgirl. He then suddenly gets woken up by Christine with a bunch of fire wood on her back. "It… was the same dream again…-" said Dusk before he got cut off by Christine; "No point in squabbling. We must get home by sunset." Dusk stood up and so they went home.
As they reached the gate, Cometh was drinking wine with his friends. Then he stood up and walked thorwards our heroes. "Hello there children! *Hickup* " He said. "Cometh, go home. You're drunk." said Christine as Dusk and her walked pass the drunken soldier.
As they reached the river that was running through the town, they sat down and took a deep breath due to the heavy firewood they were carrying. After they have regained energy, the town bells rung. That signed the arrival of the Scouting Legion that has just returned home from their mission of fighting nettiesgirls from outside the walls.
Christine and Dusk ran to the huge crowd that was spectating on the injured soldiers as they walked by. An old mare ran in front of the soldiers looking terrified. "MARS?! MARS?!!! Please tell me Mars is with you!" she cried. The soldiers looked at each other and nodded with a frown on their face. "Give it to her…" said the captain. One of the soldiers brought something bloody that was wrapped in paper. The old lady stared very terrified at the bloody thing that was just handed to her. She then begun to unwrap it.. It was his sons bloody penetrated anus. "That was all that was left. Sorry."
*Dramatic music*
One pony in the crowd then said; "Without a doubt, it's impossible to defeat these raping monstrosities… we might aswell die now without living through the pain in getting penetrated by one of those things." Dusk then hitted the pony's head with a wooden stick that he was carrying. "DON'T YOU DARE TALK LIKE THAT ABOUT THESE BRAVE MEN WHO DIE FOR YOU!" Christine then grabbed Dusks hoof and ran. The stallion was chasing them to one point. "You have to learn to control your anger, dear brother." Dusk looked at her and said "I am not a filly anymore, Christine." And so they made it home just in time for dinner. They both dropped their firewood at the oven. "Well well well, look who brought us enough wood to keep us warn for the whole winter!" said the mother as she was smiling. Dusk and Christine sat down as dinner was getting served. "Mom, Dusk wants to join the scouts." a horrible scilence followed as Christine said those words. "Jeez, you sure are unreliable…" whispered Dusk to Christines ear. "DO NOT EVEN THINK OF THAT DUSK!" Shouted his father.
"GOD DAMN IT FATHER! I'm allowed to have my own opinion!" His father then stood up and walked to the door with his jacket on. "So it's like that…" He opened the door "Please don't be mad honey! The kid is just growing up!" Cried the mother. The father then smiled and said to Dusk; "When I come home, I can show you what I've kept secret for a long tome in the basement." Dusk then smiled with glee. His father then left the house.
Dusk then ran out of the house only to see his friend Florence get beaten by other older ponies. Christine and Dusk ran to the crowd that was beating up Florence and fought them. The fight was a victory for our heroes. Dusk then lend a helping hand to Florence. "T-Thank you guys…" he said as he got pulled up by Dusk. "Please, don't mention it," said Christine.
They all walked to the lake where Christine and Dusk were previously resting. As they sit down, Florence pulls out a book from his jacket. "This book holds the knowledge of the outside world beyond the walls!" Dusk stared at Florence like he was kidding. "Hmh. The outside world, from what I know, is a cruel, unforgiving place." Florence smiled; "Surely you hadn't heard of its beauty,…" Christine then peeked over at the book and was surprised as she saw what was written on it; "Flaming water called lava and something called sea that was water made out of salt-" Dusk then stared with the eyes of interest. "Salt?! But salt is a treasure! Are you saying there's a whole bunch of it somewhere in the outside world?!" Florence then said; "That's not all. There's also mountains made out of salt!"
Dusk then looked at the walls and said; "It doesn't matter how cruel it is. It's certainly less boring than the life inside the walls…" Florence then looked at him confused; "You do know that these walls aren't gonna hold for much longer…" Christine and Dusk looked at Florence a bit angry. "Thats ridiculous! The walls have been keeping us safe for 100 years now! I'm sure they won't break anytime soon-" But as he said that, thunder struck in front of the walls. All of the people gasped as they saw a no-skinned hand grabbing the wall from the inside. After a short time, the monster showed its face. "It's… a colossal nettiesgirl…" Said a few people in the crowd. The colossal nettiesgirl then kicked the gate and made a hole big enough for all nettiesgirls to come inside the walls. And that is exactly what happened. "NO… NO!!!!" Shouted Florence. "WE MUST EVACUATE!" shouted Christine. Dusk and Christine quickly ran to their home to get their mother, but as they got there, their hose was a bunch of ruins. Underneath the ruins, they found their mother. "Mom! We must go! Christine, help me get her up!" Dusk and Christine tried to pick up the wooden pillar that was crushing their mother but it was no use. Soon enough, a nettiesgirl spotted them.
"It's no use children… I'm gonna die… you must run!" Said their mother in a weak voice. "WE ARE NOT LEAVING YOU BEHIND MOTHER!" Shouted Dusk. Then, Cometh appeared. "Cometh! You must help us!" Cometh smiled. "I am a trained soldier. I can kill that nettiesgirl that is coming this way,…" He then ran towards the nettiesgirl but then he saw its terrifying face. "Um… CHANGE OF PLANS!" He ran back and grabbed the two children and ran to the gate. "LET GO YOU BASTARD!" cried Dusk. "I love you my children! Never forget that!" cried back their mother as she was crying. That nettiesgirl then 'diggs' out the mother from the ruins. The mother tries to fight back but the strength of the monster was too overwhelming. The monster then teared the mother in half with its bear hands, and then proceeded to shove it up its own ass. The ass of the nettiesgirl ate the mother up. Truly this was a horrible scene for Dusk to see. Christine however, was facing the other way all this time. Dusk then punched Cometh in the face and Cometh letted go of him. "YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU COULD'VE SAVED HER!" Shouted Dusk in agony. Cometh sighed; "There's nothing I could've done… neither could you,…" He than had tears in his eyes; "It's not your fault Dusk. It's mine for thinking I could've defeated that nettiesgirl…"
Dusk then calmed down and ran to the evacuation area with Christine. Meanwhile, Florence was already on one of the evacuation boats that was heading to wall Rose (The ponies had built 3 walls which were wall Maria, wall Rose and wall Sina) as wall Maria was getting destroyed. Florence then thought; "Where are those guys… they should've been here by now." Christine and Dusk were just boarding the boat. Florence smiled as he saw them. But then he saw that Dusk had this scared face as if something horrible just happened. "What's wrong Dusk? Why are you so sad?" Dusk then stood up from his bench and walked to the edge of the boat. Suddenly, he sees a armored nettiesgirl break through the second wall. Everyone gasped and ran at that point. Dusk had tears in his eyes. "I WILL KILL THEM ALL... EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!" he cried as he slammed the fence of the boat. Christine just nods and sits back down.
Shingeki no Nettiesgirl (Attack on Nettiesgirl)
Year 846, It's been roughly one year after the collapse of wall Maria. The estimated deaths of civilian ponies that died that day was around 10k. The garrison unit had been killed by the armored nettiesgirl that had broken the second wall of wall Maria. Our heroes, however, have made it to wall Rose in one piece. Because of the loss of land, hunger was a common disease. As food was running low, our heroes find themselves on the street, homeless.
The king had ordered a rebellion against the nettiesgirls. A large group of armored ponies had went back to the outer district of wall Maria, including Florences father. The father of Florence gave Florence his hat in case he doesn't return. Because the military knew that a bunch of armed civilians won't defeat the might of the nettiesgirls, they send some of the scouts with them. However, the plan was horribly executed and sadly, all that was left of the brave ponies who went there to fight, was their picture in the heads of others that were close to them.
Florence cries when he hears the bad news. Dusk and Christine walk up to him . Dusk then says; "I know how you feel, Florence. I had to witness my mothers death with my own eyes,…" Christine is silent as Dusk tries to cheer up his depressed friend. "I know those mother fucking nettiesgirls won't win against the ponies. I am sure that we will all survive together," He said with a deep voice. Florence then wipes off his tears. "Okay… thanks for cheering me up Dusk… *sniff* " Christine then sees some stallions fighting over steamed potatoes. "Be right back," she said and went to the fighting crowd.
"Say, you know that what you told me about the outside world last year?" said Dusk with a smile on his face. "Yeah?" replied Florence after a short silence. "Wouldn't it be awesome if we would one day explore it together?" said Dusk with a smile facing the ground. "Are you for real?" Said Florence with such glee. "Would be cool wouldn't it?" said Dusk again. "Yeah… if we will stay alive till then…" Said Florence with a slightly concerned tone. "Don't be silly dude! As long as we are all together, nothing can go wrong."
Christine then returns with three potatoes in her hoofs. "I nearly got these. We must eat if we want to survive." each one of them grabs one and starts eating. Dusk then stops eating for a second. "What's wrong Dusk? Why aren't you eating?" asked Florence. "If i am going to fight the nettiesgirls, I can't be fat." said Dusk with a serious tone. "Don't be so ridiculous Dusk," says Christine. "If you don't eat it you're gonna die." Florence just nods as Christine finishes her sentence. Christine then shoves the potato in his mouth wether he likes it or not. Soon enough Dusk ate the potato.
After 2 months, our heroes were at the military training camp somewhere in the middle district of wall Rose. "ALRIGHT MAGGOTS," Shouted the trainer. "YOU JOINED THE MILITARY BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO DEFEAT THE NETTIESGIRLS!" He then finished his sentence. Dusk then quietly says; "Oh believe me, I will. I will kill every single fucking last one of them…"
