Revenge is Confusion is Magic

by StarlightDash

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 1315

When Twilight fails a difficult spell she along with her friends are transported to a new world. One very similar to their old world. The world where I rule with my sister. The world where they are background ponies.

After banishing Celestia and Luna to a distant galaxy, my sister and I ruled in peace with our mane 6, Shoeshine, Parasol, Sassaflash, Beauty Brass, Diamond Mint and Twinkleshine. Just 100 years from the banishing, Luna returns seeking revenge. But Just at that moment, Twilight's spell backfires and sends her and her friends to another galaxy and dimension. She thinks she has gone back in time but she is in another world. Read to find out what happens.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-18 07:22:27 UTC

The Banishing

It used to be perfect. But now all is ruined. Go away Celestia. Go away Luna. You are pests, you ruined our world. You shall be banished.

Lucky Charm was sure everything was fine. She made sure everything was in harmony, our world had everything perfect. The sun and moon raised and lowered themselves, they clouds moved by themselves, the birds sang beautifully without using any effort. Until, the evil sisters came, they became alicorns by pooling their magic and jumping into the magic sphere, they were only about 25 and 18 but they were clever for their age. Hundreds of years had passed things were still normal. But Celestia and Luna started wondering - Why don't we control the sun, the moon or the clouds and why do we not do much at all in life, it's like we have no purpose, why is this so?

When Celestia was just over 1,500 years old. She got her cutiemark from being sneaky and secretly raising and lowering the sun. Later that year Luna got her cutiemark from the moon. When I found out. I was furious, and I gave them the talk. I explained to them that they have ruined the natural balance in the world. We lived here and in turn the world gave us a place to stay in the universe.

But thanks to them us alicorns have to raise the sun and moon, because now if we don't the just stay there motionless. Thanks a lot. We really appreciate it. NOT.

Sorry Celestia, sorry Luna, but you are hereby banished to an alternate world. Far from us.

...That's really sad. The looks on their faces as they got banished. Their faces filled with anger, hatred, shock and the saddest thing - They looked like they'd been rejected.

Twilight's Spell

Everything is perfect! I have everything. This is going to be amazing. I've told Spike to get everyone and hey, maybe we will get to grow a new tree of harmony so we can get our elements back.... If any of the evil forces here in Equestria come back then we will be able to stop them with our new elements!

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*Knock Knock* "Twilight, you home? I'm here! It's me Rainbow Dash! Y'know Im here to see the awesome new spell you've learnt!"

"And I'm here too darling! I just can't wait to see one of your amazing new spells. I hope it's terrific and involves all of us too!"

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"Ah'm here sugarcube! Y'all said you needed me so here Ah am."

"I um.... I'm here... I think... But I'm not sure if you wanted me here so I should just....." "Don't worry Fluttershy, Twilight wanted all of us here." "YEAH! WHAT APPLEJACK SAID! I'M SO NERVOUSITED!!!" "Pinkie, Ah don't quite think that shouting will help Fluttershy." "AWW, BUT I'M SO VERY NERVOUS AND EXCITED AT THE SAME TIME SO I'M NERVOUSITED!! "Quiet Pinkie!! Good. Now let's all go into Twilight's new castle!"

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"Thanks for coming, girls. I'm so glad you came. Well aren't I just blabbering on... I'll just cut to the chase, I just figured out a spell that can grow a new tree of harmony! It can let us have our elements back! Isn't that exciting!? Heh heh heh.... Oh."

"Are y'all one hundred percent sure it's goin' to work, sugarcube?" "Well no but it's worth a shot! Here goes nothing!"

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"W...what happened? Omigosh are you ok AJ, Pinkie, Rarity, Fluttershy, Twil... What the... Why are we in the centre of ponyville right now?"

Revenge

"Sister, are you absolutely sure you want to do this?" "Yes Tia I am sure, Its not the end of the world... Well at least it is not the end of our world... Well they deserve it anyway. Stupid  OC alicorns. Who likes them anyway." "Now now, Luna lets not be rude. Not all OC alicorns are bad." "BUT THEY DESERVE IT. THEY WILL BE DESTROYED BY ME NIGHTMARE MOON!!! BWAHAHAHA!!"

"Oh Luna....."

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Now I shall rule them all, like I did once in Equestria.... Just think evil thoughts....evil....thoughts......

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- - Later when Luna woke up... - - -

"Now I shall destroy this world!!" In a flash, Luna teleports herself back to her original homeland...

What happened? Where are we?

"Uh... Guys? Are you ok.... Wow... Where are we? It looks like we're in the centre of Ponyville. But why...?"

It's not like we've gone back in time coz otherwise we would be able to see ourselves... But hey. Couldn't hurt to ask, right?

"Twilight.... Have we gone back in time darling, this reminds me of when Nightmare Moon came on your first Summer Sun Celebration... We couldn't have travelled back to that time? Right?" "Sorry, I'm not quite sure Rarity... But something seems wrong... Something is different... I just don't know what it is.... Huh!? The clouds are moving on their own... Odd... And the sun is setting but the moon isn't rising.... We must tell Princess Celestia at once! Huh? Why can't I send this letter?"

A Strange World

"Hi there! What's you name?" That's weird... That's Shoeshine.... She the pony that makes shoes right? Why doesn't she know my name? "My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle, Shoeshine. Honestly I thought that you would remember me, I'm Ponyville and Equestria's newest princess!" "That's nice, so.... Where is Equestria? I've never heard of that place before. Tell me about it!"

"Never heard about Equestria?! But we are in Equestria right now!" "No, right now we are in the Fillyppines. I have never heard of Equestria. Ever." "The Filly-what!? I've never heard of this place before..." "Hang on... Who are the rulers here?"

"Who are the rulers!? You are a very disrespectful filly aren't you... Well, since I've never seen any of you before... Come to my party late ok? See ya!" "Shoeshine.... She reminds me of when I first met Pinkie...."

Don't Worry We'll Just Use The Elements Of Harmony - Wait What!?

" Bwahahahahaha!! Time for revenge on these pathetic ponies!"

Oh no. Nightmare Moon is back! Well it'll be a great time to use our new elements! "Hey girls I think Nightmare Moon is back, we have to use the elements!" Hmm that's weird, the elements have different marks. Horse shoes. Bass clef. A diamond. A star. A lightning bolt and an umbrella. Weird... But oh well at least they'll work!

"Bwahahahahaha!! I'm here you fools. Bow down to me! All of you!" Wait... I didn't know there was a Twilight or a Rarity or a Rainbow Dash or a Fluttershy or a Pinkie Pie or an Apple Jack here. If they're from Equestria how did they get here?

"Ok girls, let's get the elements out and put them on!"  "I'll take the lightning bolt!" "I'll take the diamond!" "I'll take the horse shoes"

"I'll take the star!" "Umm... I'll take the umbrella" "Ok then that leaves me with the bass clef." "Three, two, one. Elements of Harmony do your thing!.... Uh... Why aren't they working?" "Come on girls! We need to stop this villain!" "What!? Aren't you Twinkleshine? Y'know the background pony?" "Hey who are you calling background pony! I'm part of the main six and the element of magic! I'm practically royalty." "Well I am royalty!" "Oh yeah? Hey girls do any of you recognise this 'Royal'? No? I thought so. You are a faker we don't even know you. So get away. We are busy defeating this villain." "Yeah, liars."

The Defeating of Nightmare Moon?

Twilight and the others followed the 'mane six' to a beautiful palace. "Oh my, this place is simply marvellous!" "Girls, there is no time to look at the scenery! We have to find out what is happening around here!"

"Nightmare Moon!"