Drunk Sexual Innuendo

by cohnkerisonfire

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Original Character, Comedy
Length: 2850

Jackson and Daniel decide to get down on a liqour filled night, both rowdy and aroused.

In a stripper bar, both Doctor Daniel (right) and Jackson (left) get drunk, until Jack needs to go to the bathroom. Bathroom fun time? Yes, no, yes? After a tiring bathroom moment, both get back to their bar night and head home, only to continue their love.

CONTAINS ;
Gay sex,
blowjobs,
failed drunken comedy,
wing nibbling,
male strippers,
and pone.

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Published 2014-05-19 04:10:05 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-19 04:10:05 UTC

Sex and Liquor

The stallions slammed their mugs down on the table, looking towards each other with a smirk on their lips. The glasses dripped with foam, and lip marks clouded the clean mugs. Daniel, a brown colored pegasus turned in the chair, to face Jackson. He smiled sheepishly, flicking one ear. Jackson, the blue pegasus, leaned in.

"This is good shit." He purred, chuckling bubbly. Daniel nodded, swaying back and forth. The whole bar vibrated with a loud beat, and Daniel - along with Jackson look towards a bright area, where flashing lights illuminated slender bodies rubbing against poles. The two stallions looked towards each other, smirking. Daniel asked for a refill and threw six bits down onto the table, the bartender looked down at the golden coins.

"Oi, me and my mate want some more brew, wanker." Daniel said, laughing. Jackson slurred his words together;

"Yea, some more!" he babbled, giving the tender a drunk look. The stallion that had served them more than a few drinks, poured more of the strong brew into their mugs, and wiped off the edges, before handing them back to the two. They grabbed the glasses and stumbled over to the poles, merrily setting their mugs down on a table and watching the mares slide their nether regions upon the steel, letting their tongues drop out of their mouths, moaning softly.

"Doc, I need to go to the restroom, you enjoy yourself, and look for some plot, OK?" Jackson murmured, Daniel nodding. He watched Jackson walk off, brushing his tail to the side, revealing his load, dangling between his legs. Doc - now, many call him Doc because his name is Doctor Daniel, though preferably, Doc or Daniel - bit his lip, but focused his attention on another mare who was seducing a stallion with a golden mane, and sweat on his brow. He was obviously hard and tense, when the mare tickled his chin before swinging around her pole.

By now, Daniel was only taking small gulps of his liquor, the buzz from his long drunk finally lasting out. Jackson still hadn't come back yet, and Dan was getting worried. He gulped the last of his liquor, and let his head pound before he swayed towards the stallion's restroom. He swung the door open, hearing it shut behind him, the sounds of the loud music and many rowdy guys swooning over girls being drowned out by somepony washing their hooves, and giving him a glance, before drying them off with his magic - he was a unicorn - and walking out of the washroom, the loud noise coming back but fading away as the clopping of his hooves died off.

"Jack?" Daniel called, the sound of his hooves echoing off the walls. He put his head near the floor, to only see the hooves his partner,  in the largest stall, besides a few stalls and some urinals, Danny saw the light blue hooves of his partner. He tapped on the door, but it was unlocked. He pulled it open and peeked in, finding Jack relieving himself, but unaware that it was Daniel who entered the bathroom, and Daniel who opened the door silently. The dripping of urine stopped, as Jack flushed.

He turned towards the door, but shrieked, gasping. Dan chuckled, and entered the large stall. (Let me define this for you, a large stall with a toilet, the toilet paper 'dispenser', and large enough to fit two drunk stallions. Good enough picture? Yea? Yea.) He leaned into Jack, who was up against the wall now. Daniel let his lips smash into Jack's, swaying back and forth, licking Jack's puckered flesh. Jackson leaned into the kiss, wrapping his hooves around Daniel. Jackson felt his ears burn, as he moaned gently.

"Dan. . . we're in a public restroom. . ." he whined, but this didn't stop Daniel. He sucked Jackson's neck, licking his collarbone, smiling. Dan pushed aside the blue pegasus' vest and shirt, to make room for his canvas. He nibbled and licked the pony's chest, making soft purring noises. Doc's belly was tickled as he looked down, seeing the erection of Jack. He smirked evilly, and licked his partner's stomach, and put his hooves on Jackson's hips. He looked up from his work, to find Jackson panting and blushing like a little school filly.

"D-Doc! Stop it!" He snarled weakly, obviously caving in to Daniel's actions. Daniel put a hoof to his friend's lips, and ran the other along his stallionhood, going up and down. Jack went stiff, and his wings popped up, fluffing out. Daniel let both his hooves stroke the flesh, and rub along the shaft. He chuckled, and the door creaked open. Dan did lock the large stall, but seeing this sight if somepony wanted to look under the door? Daniel was still, and Jackie was biting his lip, trying not to moan loudly, Dan's hooves still on the sensitive flesh, casually tickling it's member.

"Hello? Anypony in here?" A voice called, a young voice, not necessarily as 'deep' or mature as Dan's or Jackson's. Hooves clopped towards the first stall, and the lock clicked. Daniel held a hoof against Jackson's lips, as he too, began to feel his sheath grow in size, he stood up from his position, and felt his member quiver, sweat dripping down his face, cheeks a rosy red. Once the other stallion left, Dan uncovered Jackson's mouth, who moaned slightly. Daniel rest his hooves on the wall and licked Jackson's member, taking the tip of the flesh into his mouth, as he coated the shaft in saliva.

"Wow. . ." Jackson managed to utter, before he gasped loudly, Daniel taking his whole member into this mouth, pumping up and down, and continuing. Jackson arched his hip, leaning his head back. He took short breaths, as if he was going to sneeze, but he was pleasured. Daniel let his own member stand proud, his own lungs pumping to keep up with his breath, as his work quickened on Jack's stallionhood, Jack nearing a strong climax.

Hold in there. . . Dan thought, and Jackson put a hoof on Daniel's head, smirking in ecstasy, he drove on harder, as these two kept at it in the stall, the door yet opened again. Jackson wasn't moaning, but he heard the door. He was beginning to shudder, nearing his beautiful breaking point. Both thought with anger;

Shit! We're done for!

The new member had intentions of not really leaving, but Dan and Jack heard giggling. The giggle of a mare! This guy had secretly brought in a mare to fool with, just as Dan and Jackson were doing, but Jack was simmering down, his body stopped burning up and he didn't arch his crotch anymore, but Daniel was still sucking Jack, and he took his mouth off of Jackson, saliva around his mouth, and Jack's dick glistening with saliva.

"Ready to rut me, hun?"

"Yea, babe."

"OK, how about the big stall?"

"Shit!" Both stallions uttered under their breath, they were both hot, sweaty messes, and not a sight to be happily seen for many. The ecstatic clopping of hooves made their way over to the stall that the two stallions were doing their 'business' in. The stallion, who was with his marefriend, pulled on the door knob, but shook his head. He knocked on the door, Daniel and Jackson paused to look at each other, Daniel bit his lip, he felt his breath quicken, but the mare broke the silence.

"A small stall is OK, they're not really that small anyways. We can do it in one of the different stalls." The stallion had a look of doubt flash across his face, but shrugged. He opened up a door and let her in, locking it. Quickly, Dan put his mouth back on Jack's tender cock, and Jackson put a hoof on his mouth. Dan pumped up and down, up and down, until Jack was once more arching his hip in ecstasy.

"Oh! Lightning!" the mare moaned, as the grunting of the stallion could be heard throughout the washroom. The rutting of this supposed, Lightning, as he ravaged the mare's wet walls was uncomfortable. At least Dan and Jack tried to keep quiet! This reminded Daniel he still had some soft flesh in his mouth, personally, his friend's dick. He kept pumping, massaging Jack's hips with both of his hooves, he smiled. Jack took his hoof off his mouth, but kept his shit shut. He was sweating greatly, his mane sticking to his head.

The stallion rut the mare loudly, the toilet squeaking, Dan kept pumping Jackson, his tongue running over the thick flesh, over the tip and along the shaft. Jackson exhaled deeply, his body arching, ears burning. He moaned and grunted loudly, but with the stallion and mare; they didn't need to be as quiet as a couple of mice.

"Oh! Ohhh! OHH!" The mare gasped, her lips tightening around the stallion's cock, he pushed her once more, before his load filled her, cum dripping from her pussy.

"Geez, couldn't they be any quieter?" Jackson mumbled under his breath. He leaned his head back, his cock throbbing hard, Daniel's tongue running over the meat, tickling him. Danny took him whole before Jackson shuddered, a pleasure racking through his body, as he moaned louder, and louder! Dan took his mouth away from Jackson's stallionhood, and cum dribbled everywhere, trailing down Jack's legs and down his dick. Daniel began to lick the mess from his legs and shaft, Dan's own face and ears burned with satisfaction.

Daniel's member was rock solid, he was sweating, and some pre-cum from him was dripping from his own tip. His wings were standing tall in a complete wingboner, and he was drooling, saliva dripping down his chin. Dan seemed to be a bit teary eyed, but he still smiled in satisfaction.

"What was that?"

"I don't know, but don't worry about it. C'mon, we need to clean up." The stallion responded, before going to the sink and washing his thick fur down, the mare scrubbed some soap and water through her fur before they dried off and snuck back out to the bar, the music still blaring and stallions still swooning. Daniel looked at the white mess around the two, and he stood back up proud, controlling his wings before he unlocked the door. His stallionhood finally went flaccid, and he pulled the door open. Daniel looked over his shoulder, pushing his tail to the side, revealing his own load, dangling there.

"Come on, Jack. We need to get cleaned up!" Dan said, quoting the stranger stallion's words. Jackson rebuttoned his shirt and vest, and sloshed through the cum, towards the sink. Both Daniel and Jack cleaned off, scrubbing the cum out and washing their muzzles. Jackson redid his mane, and smiled. The two walked out of the washroom.

"What's the time?" Daniel inquired, Jackson looked at his watch.

"4:42, A.M. Why?" Jackson replied, closing up his watch and returning with Dan to the table they sat at before their sex.

"Just wondering!" Daniel said, smirking. The two kept watching the mare strippers, their hot bodies sliding against the steel, until they went back behind two velvet curtains, and stallions came out, but they didn't wear tight latex or thin laced stockings. Many of the stallions that were wolfing down the love from the girls, had now spanned out, not interested in such things. Daniel and Jackson had perked their ears as the stallions slowly moved about, snagging their tails to the side, revealing large balls. Most of them were attracting some mares that were in the crowds of the bar.

Daniel was un-attracted to these males. They didn't have that spark, and Dan was easily turned off. He turned to Jack, who has scrunched up his own nose, and was shaking his head.

"Want to head home now?" Daniel inquired towards Jackson, whom nodded. The two left a couple of tips, before leaving for home.

* * *

Once both of the stallions were home, they sat down, and began to talk about the night.

"So, how was the bathroom experience?" Daniel asked his partner, nuzzling Jack's neck.

"Amazing, despite the interruptions. The way you used your tongue and hooves made me feel. . ." Jackson bit his lip and quivered, his wings forming a wingboner.

Pomf!

Jackson blushed. "Well, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, I'll be back." He said, rushing to the bathroom to relieve himself. Daniel sat on the velvet couch, waiting for his Jackie to come back. When Jackson did, Daniel smiled, walking around his friend, wrapping his hooves around his hips. Jackson's ears burned and his face flushed a deep cherry red. Dan curled his lips into a deeper smile, as his hooves stroked a growing member. He whispered naughty thoughts into his partner's ear, and sucked his neck. Danny placed a hoof on Jack's, making him touch his own shaft, which had finally shown itself.

"Dan, w-what are you. . ." Jackson mumbled between breaths, as he and Daniel - together - stroked his cock. Daniel grinned hungrily, rubbing faster, with Jackson. Jack usually masturbated alone, but he let Daniel force him to pump himself as he moaned louder, face burning. The two kept at this in their living room, moaning and grunting. Daniel and Jackson pumped faster, reaching both of their boiling points. Jack bit his lip as he came, groaning and grunting.

"We should take this upstairs!" Daniel murmured into Jackson's ear, and they barreled up their stairs, shutting the door behind them and settling on the bed. Jackson decided he would be the one with the power for once, and pinned Dan.

"Ready, Doc?" He asked the brown pegasus, who returned his answer with a nod. Daniel's wings were already proud, and Jack nibbled the feathers, tickling them with his teeth and tongue, which triggered a squeal from Daniel. Jackson jumped slightly, but continued this towards the base, then trailing his kisses towards Daniel's neck, down his chest, and near his sheath. The dark brown flesh was peeking out, and the blue pegasus who finally had his power, forced it out with a series of licks and maneuvers. Jackson took the whole cock into his mouth, his head pumping faster and faster, Daniel squealing and kicking his legs.

Jackson took his mouth off, lips wet and cock covered in saliva, and began to stroke it quickly. He jogged between sucking and stroking. Jack even suckled the tip of Daniel's dark brown member, but cum shot over the bed sheets, and dripped down Daniel's dark brown penis. Jackson began to lick him clean, smirking devilishly. Oh ho ho, their night wouldn't end here!

* * *

Birds chirped, and sunshine poured through the curtains. Jackson yawned, and stretched. He checked his watch and fixed his vest and shirt. He ruffled his mane then combed it down. Daniel was laying on his stomach, rectum exposed.

"What if you woke up to a soft penetration with hip massage?" Jackson said to himself, asking the sleeping Daniel. He got on the bed again, Daniel not stirring one bit. Jackson slowly elevated Dan's rump, and he felt his throat tighten and dry. He let the welcome of his partner's rectum invite him, and he didn't need a second hello. His member was already hardening, and he brushed Daniel's ass with his tip, and he began to massage Daniel gently, before slowly penetrating Dan, thrusting slowly. Daniel moaned and tried to turn over, but Jackson didn't let him.

He kept on thrusting fast, his balls making contact with Daniel's own once and awhile. Jackson kept massaging, bending down a bit to feel Dan's member harden. Jackson thrust harder, deeper. His wings flapped gently, his watch beeped. He went faster.

"OH MY GOD! Jackie!" Daniel moaned loudly, but Jackson spared no time in thrusting even faster, soon the bed was rocking and Jackson bit his lip, blood almost flowing. Sweat pooled upon his brow and his mane felt sticky. Daniel panted, his ears fell flat against his head, and his face flushed cherry red. Jackson felt his dick begin to convulse gently, and his whole body began to shiver and shake in pleasure. He thrusted as hard as he could, Daniel was moving back and forth with his force he had rendered. Jack humped once more, and his body convulsed, his dick felt numb as he filled Dan, and he slid out of his friend. Jackson fell next to Daniel, panting and sweating. Daniel's nether region was dripping with cum, and so was his stallionhood. He chuckled, looking into the deep blue eyes of Jack.

"We should do that again sometime, Doc." Jack said, as Danny nuzzled into Jackson's neck, wrapping his hooves around him. Daniel smirked and giggled. Jackson stared down, his bulging erection was still visible, and the bed sheets were a mess. He felt accomplished.

"Yes we should, Jackie."

And with that, both closed their eyes to get some sleep.

They needed it.