
A Roll in the Hay
The Apple family farm is in trouble, and Big Mac has only one day to get three hundred and fifty bits together. He’s only got one chance. It’s just a roll in the hay— it doesn’t mean anything…
The Apple family farm is in trouble. It was once underwater, but Discord fixed that. Now it’s underwater with a horrible, evil, greedy creature: a bank. Big Mac has only one day to get the bits together. After overhearing the flower mares talk about him, he gets an idea. It’s the oldest profession in the world, so how hard could it be?
All he has to do is keep quiet while he conducts business. So long as the customers are happy, and the bits are flowing, it’s all worth it. It’s just his reputation, self-esteem, health, and dignity on the line. It’s just a roll in the hay— it doesn’t mean anything…
Right?
Edited by: Level Dasher
Cover Art by: Anonymoose




18163 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
10 Chapters:
- Satisfaction Guaranteed 2014-05-18 23:22:35 UTC1451
- Cloudkicker 2014-05-22 00:26:10 UTC1329
- Bon Bon and Lyra 2014-05-25 21:41:31 UTC1715
- Roseluck 2014-05-26 21:05:39 UTC2016
- Mayor Mare 2014-05-28 23:37:17 UTC2427
- Mrs. Cake 2014-06-01 20:58:51 UTC1581
- Aloe and Lotus 2014-06-07 21:59:46 UTC2121
- The Cutie Mark Crusaders 2014-06-14 22:45:56 UTC1276
- Cheerilee 2014-06-22 00:14:28 UTC3227
- Epilogue: Applejack 2014-06-22 00:14:44 UTC1020