Pinkie's Adventures to the Fourth Wall and Beyond

by Evia The Unicorn

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Pinkie Pie, Crossover, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Original Character, Comedy
Length: 2376

Pinkie always loves to have fun with her friends, but sometimes they question her sudden disappearences. Where does the pink pony actually go? That's what we'll find out!

Pinkie loves to have fun! She likes to have fun, in PonyVille, Canterlot, Trottingham, Jasper Nevada-wait what? That's right! Not long after getting her cutiemark, Pinkie earns the ability to "break the fourth wall" and has made plenty friends since.
But what happens when one day, she jumps the barrier but then can't get home?
Find out in Pinkie's Adventures to the Fourth Wall and Beyond!
CREDITS: I was inspired to write this after reading Less Than Chaotic by TheTalentlessPony, a great fanfiction to check out!

Published 2014-05-19 01:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-22 22:44:31 UTC

Chapter 1: A Bit About Me~

Hi! My name's Pinkie Diane Pie, or Pinkie for short! I live in the upstairs of Sugar Cube Corner, with a pet baby alligator named Gummy! I also have six best friends, which always make me happy whenever I get down! I also practically know everyony in PonyVille! Isn't that cool? I think that is! Hmm, maybe I should explain my bestest friends a little better.

For starters, there's Twilight who became an alicorn princess about three-no four years ago! She's super smart, and Rainbow Dash usually calls her an "egghead".

Speaking of Dashie, or Rainbow Dash if you're a serious pony like Mrs. HarshWinny, Dashie is my best prank pal! We always play pranks on everypony, and sometimes they play pranks on us! Ooh, like this one time we replaced Mayor Mare's hair dye with colored water-her hair was totally pink for the rest of the day! Even Rarity couldn't stop laughing!

Speaking of Rarity, she has to be the most generous pony in the world! From what I hear, she's the most pretty pony too! Not that I have a crush on her, that pretty part is just from those good ol' stallions! Actually she's a unicorn, like Dashie's a pegasus, so maybe I shouldn't call them ponies. Oh well!

Speaking of pegasi my second-to-last pony I haven't mentioned is Fluttershy! She's super nice and sweet! It might be a little weird, but Fluttershy's currently married to Discord! Now you may be like-say WHAT? but Discord's actually really nice now! He even helped save all of Equestria! He's also another good pranking pal!

Hmm, but now there's only one pony left, who could it be? Oh, yeah! It's AppleJack, a true earthie all the way! She's real honest, but is a bit stubborn when it comes to ponies helping her! She has a big brother called Big Mac, who goes "Eeyup" alot and a little sis named Apple Bloom! Oh-oh! AND a grandmomy named Granny Smith! Really! Imagine having people call you "granny" when you're like-my age! And I'm only nineteen, almost twenty!

Speaking of me I should probably say a little bit more about myself! Romance wise, I am currently dating an absolutely hillarious guy named Cheese Sandwhich! I mean, whenever we walk by, ponies usually tell us that we were meant for each other, can you believe that? And family wise I should probably say that I have two sets of "parents". One's my REAL family, the Pie family, and the other, the Cake family! The Cakes and their kids have accepted me into their family, I treat them just like any mom, dad, little brother and sis! Literally! Sometimes I call Cup Cake "mom", and Carrot Cake "dad" for short! And they've called me "sweetheart", "dear", all that stuff!

But anyways, I should probably get to what I'm doing now! Or should I start that in the next chapter? I don't know! Trying to write a fanfiction without hands are hard! Maybe I should go jumping...

Wait! Did you just ask what "jumping" was? Well, when I was a little filly, I discovered I could go into different worlds! When I went on the internet the first few times I discovered that I had just broke the fourth wall! And nopony's done that before! I was really excited to tell my friends but then I though about it some, and well, I just couldn't.

"Why?" again you are probably asking, wanting me to continue writing this fanfiction and explain why. Well I knew that the internet and the outer world can be dangerous, -thanks to my jumping skills I can get out of things quite easily- and I don't want anypony to get hurt!

So now if you're a human currently reading this and you manage to get yourself into MY world, then please do not tell anypony! You now how many ponies will want to disect me? Okay, maybe not disect me, but you know what I mean! Ugh, sometimes explaining things can just be hard.

Anyways, what were we talking about? Hmm, lemme go ask myself from a few minutes ago. Follow me, I'll tell you how I open a portal.

Step One: Randomly grab a spot of air infront of you.

Step Two:Pull down, and walla! A portal is just right there! But, you do have to want to open a portal, and concentrate on it! Which I gotta admit, can be hard for me sometimes-Hehe!

Anyways, so I opened up my portal, which makes no sound, actually! I've seen Double Rainbom, portals don't make zipper noises! But that would be cool...

Argh! Pinkie Pie, stop getting yourself off track! So anyways again, I slowly step inside, and close it behind me. My mind tells time and it's buddy space where I wanna go. Soon enough, I'm where I exactly want to be.

Hearing the sudden sound of my hooves, I from a few mintues ago, turns around. "Oh, hi! What do you need?" I ask myself.

"Oh, I just need to know what we were just talking about, I forgot." I said.

"Okie dokie, um, we were talking about whether we should start the next chapter on what we were currently doing now! Wait, can anypony else see you?" Past Pinkie informs me and then later asks.

"Oh no silly! Remember what we can do? It'll just look like you're walking, not writing a top-rating fanfiction in your mind while talking to me!" Present Pinkie (Me!!!) says.

"Okay, bye then! Gotta continue on my fanfic!" My past self says, and I open up a portal.

"Bye, me!" I say as I step into a portal.

"Bye!" Past me says, and I close the portal. My mind sets on the present, and I go there. Good thing nopony noticed I was gone right after going past that big tree! I can make a hologram of myself, but in my hurry I decided not to.

"Oopsies!" I yelp as I crash into a nearby oakie, my word for an oak tree. I back up, and start thinking again. Now don't be confused when I say stuff without italics in my mind! I'm gonna be talking to you physically and mentally, ok? Great, now let's begin!

Author's Note

I am impressed with my ability to do some second person stuff! I can't wait to post the next chapter, see you soon everypony/body!
Plus, this will now be my THIRD story! *Yay!* Now I'll be somewhat more like some of those awesome authors that have like, 20 stories!

Chapter 2: The Wonderful Experience of Jumping

Hi again! I am now writing this while in bed at Sugarcube Corner! You see I got sick after visiting the doughnut shop across town, I went there after smackin' into that oakie! Joe is super sorry about it, there was an accident with those cupcakes. I forgave him, and said that this kinda stuff is normal, so now everything's alright again!

Achoo! Ugh, my nose is stuffy! I grab a tissue and wipe my nose and then put it in the trash once I was done. I am secretly a neat freak, so I go and wash my hands-hooves! Hooves, yup they are hooves! Haha, I awkwardly am laughing now. Soo much jumping can rattle a pony's mind into saying things like "hands" when you don't have 'em! I get back into bed.

"Hey Pinkie, need anything dear?" Cup Cake walks in, my other mom. Cup's super pink mane bounces as she walks in.

"No, thanks Momy," I squeak innocently as she comes over and kisses my head for temperature. Sometimes I love to feel like a little filly again.

Cup steps back after a moment. "Ok dear, it seems like you haven't got any worse, but stay in bed now and rest, okay dear?" Her blue coat shines as she walks to the door. "Now, I'll leave you be. Good night, Pinkie." Cup hushes and she closes the door.

Now it's about time for jumping.

I grudgily open the door, and make a quick, but good hologram. I can control my hologram and see outta it whenever I want to, or whenever somepony comes by. Isn't that cool? But anyways, I jump in.

Now lemme tell you the experience of jumping.

It's like the best thing ever. Like when you're going down on a rollercoaster, all that thrill and ecitement. It's also really soft and feels really gentle, like a massage. When you close your eyes you feel weightless, nothing is really able to drag you down here. When you open your eyes the portal does have white swirls like it does in Double Rainboom. That part they got correct, with how it looks and stuff.

I wave over to all the figures I see in the portals, but it's absolutely silent. I wander there for a moment, thinking of where to go. Hmm, where should I go? Should I go visit my pal Bumble Bee in TFP? Or go over to your world? Hmm... I think I should go over to the internet. They always accept me there!

Within a blink of my Pinkie Senses I am at the doors of the internet. Well, actually I am in a endless black space, the only things I can see are the browsers. I choose Google, I've heard they got the Rubix Cube today!

Now I find myself in the google new tab window. You can't see me, but I'm there! I click on the Rubix Cube, which is actually 3D, and is a few feet in front of me. These tabs do have space, ya know! I "fix" the Rubix Cube in a couple of seconds, most things/people/ponies say that I'm really good! Do you think so?

Anyways, I float up to the search bar. I type in my name. It takes .038 seconds to load. I click on images, and laugh as I see my funny face all over the page.

"Hi, real Pinkie!" A picture says. I wave back. Before I am mobbed with a bunch of comments and replies making the tab go slower, I click on the more, and then Youtube tab. Ah, Youtube! So fun, so cool!

"Hey everybody!" I scream at the recommended videos. A bunch say "Hi!" back. I wonder and think and think, then float on over to the search tab. I still haven't seen the season finale for MLP: FIM. I gotta check it out, I've heard your people say it's awesome. Literally! I have a Youtube account called Pinkie Diane Pie, and I've asked all you "bronies" and "pegasisters" about it! Don't you remember?

Well anyways, I click on the search tab and pop in "MLP Season 4 Episode 25". I squeal in delight a seond later-they have it!

I'm gonna skip the boring part and just tell you my rections as I watch it.

1.) Okay, so I am watching and I wonder as Discord leaves by a door, 'Can Discord break the fourth wall too?'

2.) I can't believe it! Discord got discorded! Who knew?

3.) Oh! Hugs! That is so cute and-wait what is Discord DOING?!? Is Fluttershy-what?-I can't believe it, again! Discord made Fluttershy cry! Psh, that would never happen in Unexpected-would it?

4.) OMG! Is Tirek going to take Discord's magic? Oh-OH MY CELESTIA THAT IS A LOT OF MAGICZ! I'm probably going to catch flies right now I am so suprised-and aww, Discord just looks like he's gonna cry! I-SO MANY FEELS.

5.) Yay! Group hug AND song! It's catchy! Aww and there's my Cheese Sandwhich, so cute...BREEZIES!

6.) Okay so I'm done, I'm just going back over it-and Luna...she SINGS! Sings! And the princesses-except Twi-they sing together! Totally awesome!

Okay, so those were my main reactions, well actually I can go on and on with more stuff-but then it would take, like, forever! But anyways now I get out of Youtube, and go check out my deviantART. I post some more selfies, that everypony-er everybody will think is just fake, and is drawn. I then go on FIMFiction, and check out stories.

Now I go out of Google. I am back at the doors of the social web! And I think and think-where should I go now? Hmm, I think I should get in a portal to think this over. So I open one up. Aha, I know-!

"Pinkie! You doing alright?" I hear Mom say outside the door as she knocks. I as fast as I can jump through a portal, but land standing up, so now I am loooking outside. "Oh Pinkie, why are you up and out of bed? Do you feel better?" Mom puts her hoof on my forehead. Thinking about it, I actually do feel better. Probably because you somehow almost always get scrubbed down to the atom and healed of any sickness. If you do manage to get past the fourth wall without being totally clean, then you're what's considered a virus, and those can be very dangerous! So be warned, all space/time jumpers!

"I guess so!" I squeal.

"Hmm, that's strange...well you have been sleeping here for a couple of hours, so I guess you're alright. Want to make some cupcakes? It's only two in the afternoon, there's plenty of day left." Cup asks me.

"Okay! I'll go take a quick shower and come on down!" I beam and I head off towards the bathroom. "I'll be down in five minutes!" I say.

"Okay, dear, see you then." Cup kisses me on the cheek. I feel like a little filly when she does that. I like it!

Again I'll skip the whole "shower" part, and just go on to what I am doing now, five minutes later! I walk down the stairs, and I'm greeted by the one and only Rainbow Dash.

"Hey Pinkie," she says, smiling slyly. "Ready to make some cupcakes?"

(I'll post this early, there will be another part to this chapter, I'll post a blog post when I'm done!)

Author's Note

Yup, let's get down and make some CUPCAKES!
Woop Woop!
Charlie the Unicorn style!
(Come on, Twilight, go see our new basement....)
LOLS