Tongue Tied

by Vinyl_Wubs

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Sad, Anthro, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Pinkie Pie, Sex
Length: 25324

Pinkie's search for something to do leads her to two people that might just change things in her life, just a little bit...

Pinkie bumps into two strangers on her way to Twilight's. She thinks that with everyone else getting married, she'll need a boyfriend. Whether it's by choice or not!

Published 2014-05-20 01:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-02 17:56:31 UTC

Chapter 1: Serfdom

Author's Note

This story will run side-by-side with my other story Finding Home. There may be things you do not understand in this story if you do not read the other, but hopefully not anything extremely important. You will still get your fill reading this story if you don't read the other, and vice versa. They are both about different characters. Feel free to leave a dislike if you don't like this idea, and feel free to keep reading if it doesn't bother you in the slightest! I love all my viewers and their opinions, so don't be afraid to crucify me for it. These stories take place in the same universe, so all the characters and OCs will most likely interact or cross paths at some point. So if you don't know about something or think something is random or surprising, it's because you didn't read the other story. Just a warning for future readers!

Chapter 1: Serfdom

“He… he’s dead?” I stammered, staring at Fluttershy. I awaited a response I knew wasn’t coming, the question only making her cry harder. A moment later Cross walked in, looking at Cecil wide eyed.

“What…” Cross mumbled.

“He’s… he’s…” Fluttershy stammered.

Cross walked up and took this small rubber clamp and put it onto Cecil’s finger.

BEEP… BEEP… BEEP…

“Wh… h…” Fluttershy mumbled.

“The pulse oximeter just slipped off.” Cross said calmly. I looked at it, then the ECG and sighed.

Fluttershy sniffled and wrapped her arms around Cecil. “I was so worried…” She sobbed.

“He’s fine Fluttershy…” I said, a small smile returning to my face.

“Lucky your friend brought him in when he did.” Cross said, glancing down at his clipboard and writing something.

“What friend?” I asked quizzically, staring intently at Cross.

“I dunno… He just said he was a friend of yours and that he had to run. His voice sounded a bit familiar but…” Cross shrugged.

“Well… Cecil’s safe so, that’s all that really matters.” I said, approaching the bed next to Fluttershy. “I’ll go get everyone else… I’m sure he’ll be happy to see his friends when he wakes up.”

Pinkie’s POV:

“AHHHHHHHHHH” I groaned loudly, stretching it out as long as possible.

“Why are you shouting!” Mrs. Cake asked in a tone that was trying to match mine. I stopped and looked at her.

“Because I’m so BOOORED!” I groaned again, falling face first into the pillows on my bed.

“And why are you bored?” Mr. Cake asked.

“Because.” I stated.

“Okay…” Mrs. Cake said.

“Whymhp nphtmh.” I said into the pillow.

“Why… don’t you go out and find something to do?” Mrs. Cake questioned.

I jumped up and looked at her. “Don’t you think I thought of that!” I said, rolling my eyes. My face blanked for a moment and I stood there in deep thought. A smile shot onto my face shortly after. “I hadn’t thought of that! Thanks!!” I cheered happily, hugging Mrs. Cake.

“You’re welcome.” She smiled, hugging me back. I hopped passed the two and stopped, turning back to them.

“I almost forgot to ask about you! How are you two doing today?” I tilted my head as I waited with bubbling impatience.

“We’re doing fine.” Mr. Cake said.

“Great!” I said happily, dashing downstairs and out the door to the cake shop. I hopped down the road towards Twilight’s, lost in thought about what to do today. Maybe they’ll have some ideas. I j-

I crashed into someone, falling back to the ground. “Oof!” I grunted, blinking a few times before looking up at a light blue colored man. He didn’t have a horn or wings and looked relatively well toned.

“I’m sorry! You okay?” He asked.

“No… you made my butt hurt.” I said, hopping up to my feet and looking at him.

“Really really sorry… I’m just looking for my brother.” He said.

“Uhhh huh. Who’s your brother?” I asked curiously.

“Well I’m Axel, nice to meet…” He started.

“Pinkie Pie. Nice to meet you straaanger.” I said, grabbing his arm, lifting it up and looking at his armpit.

“What are… you doing?” He asked uncertainly, his eyes shifting to random pedestrians.

“Are you a vampire?” I asked, looking up at him with a serious look.

“I don’t think so.” He said bluntly.

“A werewolf?”

“No.” He said.

“A druid?”

“Maybe.” He shrugged.

“A gryphon?” I asked.

“What?” He stammered.

“Okay you pass.” I nodded.

“Pass what?” He asked.

“I don’t know. Nice meeting you.” I said, shaking his hand and hopping off. I continued on down the path, glancing between different people who looked to be doing their own things. If only I could talk to them all at once… Ohhh maybe Twilight can clone me!

My hopping slowed to a stop, seeing several paintings lined up along the wall of one of the buildings. I tilted my head curiously, I’ve never seen them before. I walked up to them and looked at the first one. Not much to tell about this one, just a bunch of trees. I took a big step to my right, now standing in front of the second one. This one was of…

“Ooooh you’re familiar.” I said, staring at the man in the painting. I turned around and was immediately greeted by a large painting being pressed into my face. I fell back onto the ground and saw it being carried by a very, VERY familiar face. “Oh hi Axel!”

Axel looked down at me and blinked a few times, staring at me with a little surprise and confusion. “How did you get over here? Can you teleport? Are you magic? You don’t have a horn… Oh my god it all makes sense.” I said, jumping up and brought my face close to his. He leaned back slightly. “You’re a time traveler.”

Axel looked at me, still a large amount of confusion in his eyes. He pointed to my face. “What?” I asked. He poked my nose and I giggled. I raised my hand and poked his nose in return. “Boop.”

He shook his head and raised the hand up, showing a green spot on his finger. I looked at it for a moment before wiping a finger down my face. I looked at it and noticed the same green stuff on it. “I’m bleeding!” I said wide eyed.

He looked at me with a befuddled expression, blinking a few times as he studied my face.

“But why is my blood green… I’M AN ALIEN! I KNEW IT!” I said, hitting myself in the head. “It’s so obvious!”

Axel turned the painting around and looked at what seemed to be an imprint of a face on where it had hit me. He stared blankly at it for a few moments before looking at me.

“Heeeey your painting has the same green stuff. How did you get my blood!” I said accusingly.

Axel put the painting down against the wall and took a few steps back, scratching his head as he looked at it at different angles. I walked up to him and put my arm around his shoulder. “What?” I asked. He immediately tensed up, staring blankly ahead.

“Hey where’d your muscles go?” I asked, just now noticing his very slim figure.

“Van?” A voice called down the alley. I turned and saw…

“Axel?” I questioned, eyes wide in amazement. I looked at the two of them. “There’s two of you?” I gasped loudly. “CLONES! How did you do it, tell me!”

“He’s not a clone… He’s my brother.” Axel said. I looked back at the man whose shoulder my arm was around.

“Ohhhhh!” I said. “It’s nice to meet you Van!”

Van stayed absolutely silent, still completely tense.

“He’s really not used to people and doesn’t like being touched… at least by people he doesn’t know.” Axel said. I looked at Van and jerked my arm away.

“Sorry!” I said apologetically.

Van looked at the ground, seeming to relax a little more.

“He hates me doesn’t he…” I said, my tone becoming sad. I just lost a possible friend…

Van’s head snapped to me and his eyes darted around. His mouth opened for a moment before shutting.

“He doesn’t hate you.” Axel said with a sigh.

“Yes he does…” I said, my nose starting to run, causing me to start sniffling.

Van reached his hand towards me, stopping half way and pulling it back. My vision blurred slightly as tears welled up in them. Just before they started to fall from my face, his hands moved up and covered my eyes.

“I think that means he doesn’t want you to cry.” Axel said.

“Oh…” I said, a smile slowly forming on my face. Van moved his hands away from my face and I saw he had a small smile on his face.

“He’s really shy isn’t he? I haven’t heard a peep from him.” I said, glancing back at Axel.

“Well actually that’s because he’s mute.” Axel corrected. I looked at Van, a growing surprise now obvious in my expression.

“Ohhhhhh that explains some things.” I nodded slowly.

“Hey Van where are your glasses?” Axel asked. Van reached into one of his pockets and took out a case, opening it and pulling out a pair of circular shaped glasses. The frames were round and red.

My smile grew as he put them on. “You look cute.” I said. Van’s face immediately turned a bright shade of red.

Axel chuckled. “Looks like you’ve got a girlfriend.” He joked.

My face lit up. “Yes. You’re my boyfriend now.” I nodded.

Both Axel and Van looked at me. “Huh?” Axel said with befuddlement in his voice.

“Let me show you my friends!” I said, grabbing Van’s hand and pulling him with me as I ran out of the alley.

“I’ll take care of your paintings and find you.” Axel called. I turned to see Van looking back at Axel. He turned back to me, a blush still smeared across his face. I giggled and stared at him.

“You’ll love my friends.” I said, turning back to see Twilight’s house in the distance.

“Hi Pinkie.” Scootaloo’s voice called. I stopped in my tracks and turned to her, smiling widely.

“Hi Scootaloo!” I waved, rushing up to her. As I approached, I saw Alex directly behind her.

“Hi Pinkie… who’s your friend?” Alex asked, looking at Van.

“He’s my new boyfriend. Isn’t he great?” I asked. Van and Alex looked at each other.

“Um… hi.” Alex waved slowly.

Van was still tense by the fact I was holding his hand, but waved with his free hand. “Oh you’ll get used to it.” I whispered to Van, his face blanking shortly after. “Well we can get caught up later, I have to show Twilight.”

“Oh okay…” Scootaloo said, glancing at Alex, the two of them shrugging.

I tugged Van along with me and stopped at Twilight’s door, knocking excitedly. I waited a few moments before knocking again. I grabbed the handle and saw it was unlocked, pushing the door open and walking in. “She’ll probably be home soon. Come on it and make yourself comfortable!” I said, motioning towards the couch. Van reluctantly walked in and sat down, looking around the room, a growing intrigue in his eyes.

“Oh yeah the books are Twilight’s. They’re all hers.” I said. I paused for a moment and stared at him. “Ohhh sorry! Did you want me to take your coat?”

Van looked up at me, then down to the black top coat he was wearing. “Isn’t that a women’s top coat?” I asked. He looked down at the floor and nodded slowly. I laughed a little and took his coat, hanging it up next to the door. “Oh and I never properly introduced myself. I’m Pinkie Pie!” I said, holding out my hand to shake.

He stared at my hand, unmoving. “Oh you’re right… we shook them enough already.” I smiled, taking a seat next to him. “Soooo…”

Van looked at me, then back to the floor.

“So you’re into painting?”I asked, tilting my head.

Van looked at me and shrugged.

“Ohh right you don’t talk… stay here.” I said, jumping up and rushing over to Twilight’s desk, grabbing a pencil and a notepad. I walked back and handed it to him. “Here ya go!”

Van took both of them and looked up at me. “You can write right? And I mean write, not right. I know they can get confusing but I mean write right, not right write. Just saying.” I said. He stared at me for a moment before nodding. I noticed he was holding the pencil in his left hand.

“Ohhh neat! You’re left handed!” I smiled widely.

Van looked down at the paper for a few moments. Shortly after there was a knock on the door. “Oh that should be her!” I said, dashing over to the front door and opening it, only to see Axel standing there.

“Hi Pinkie, hey Van.” He said with a small wave.

Van quickly started writing something, holding the paper up to read ‘Help.’

“You came to visit! That’s so sweet!” I smiled.

“Actually… I came to get Van…” Axel said.

“But we’re having fun.” I said. I glanced back to see he was waving frantically, quickly putting his arms down as I looked at him. “Come in!” I said, pulling Axel inside and closing the door.

“Um… Okay?” He said uncertainly.

“Why don’t you go sit down and I’ll make us some snacks!” I said, rushing off into the kitchen.

Third Person:

Van looked at Axel and wrote, ‘Are we being kidnapped?’

“No. She really thinks she’s your girlfriend though.” Axel said. “And I’m going out on a limb here to say it’s one way isn’t it?”

‘I don’t even know her...’ Van wrote.

“Doesn’t mean you can’t get to know her.” Axel said.

‘I don’t know… she’s a little…’ Van wrote, tapping the pencil on the page as he thought of a word.

“Odd?” Axel asked.

‘Insane.’ Van finished.

“That’s a little overst- yeah… maybe a little.” Axel said.

‘I know you keep saying to meet new people… But is this a good place to start?’ Van wrote.

“Let’s at least give her a chance.” Axel said.

“I hope you two are hungry! Make sure to eat everything.” Pinkie called from the kitchen.

Van paused for a few moments before starting to write. ‘I’m scared...’

“It’s just food…” Axel said.

‘She really likes to… um...’ Van wrote, chewing on his lip a little as he thought.

Axel raised an eyebrow.

‘Touch.’ Van finished, pulling his legs up onto the couch.

“Oh. Yeah that’s bad.” Axel nodded.

Pinkie walked out of the kitchen with a decent sized plate of food and handed it to Axel. “I have returned with goodies.” She sang.

“Okay…” Axel mumbled.

‘In case it’s poison, I’ll try it first.’ Van wrote.

Axel smiled a little and shook his head, “No that’d be my job to try it first.” He said.

Van snatched some food off the tray and took a bite. He chewed for a few moments before it started to slow. He swallowed, sitting still for a long minute.

“Van?” Axel asked.

Van grabbed the tray and started digging in.

Axel reached for some of the food.

Van grabbed Axel’s hand and took the food he was reaching for with his other.

“There’s plenty for everyone!” Pinkie giggled loudly.

“There won’t be after he’s done.” Axel sighed.

“He’s just adorable.” Pinkie said, leaning down and kissing Van’s cheek. Van immediately tensed up, starting to choke on the food he was eating. He spit out what was in his mouth and started wheezing, finally getting some air.

“Pinkie… Van hasn’t ever liked it when people he isn’t used to touch him…” Axel said.

“Ohhhh yeah…” Pinkie nodded slowly.

Van sat there silently staring at the floor, his face slightly red.

“You look thirsty.” Pinkie said, quickly rushing into the kitchen.

“You alright?” Axel asked, placing his hand on Van’s shoulder.

Van shook his head violently.

“Do you want to stay here?” Axel asked.

Van paused before shrugging weakly.

Axel smiled, “This is so great.” He said.

Van looked up at Axel, his face twisted in confusion.

“You know exactly what I’m talking about…” Axel said.

‘What?’ Van wrote, staring at Axel.

“You have a crush!” Axel smiled widely.

‘No!’ Van wrote, filling the entire page. His face was turning a brighter shade of crimson.

“You can’t lie to me…” Axel chuckled.

Van wrote something in very tiny letters. Axel leaned in to read. “You… look… hungry?” Axel read. “I guess a litt-” He was cut off as Van shoved some food onto Axel’s face.

Axel stared at Van before grabbing some food and shoving it into his face.

Van scooped the food off his own face and ate it, looking hungrily at Axel with a widening smile.

“Van no…” Axel said, trying to scoot away, only for Van to dive on top of him and start licking the food off Axel’s face.

“Gross! You’re so immature!” Axel groaned, trying to push Van off.

“Maybe I should have made more.” Pinkie said, observing the scene unfolding with a grin on her face.

Both Axel and Van froze and looked at Pinkie.

“H… Hi there…” Axel mumbled.

“I like wrestling too.” Pinkie said, her smile growing as she got into a stance that signaled she was about to tackle someone. Van’s attention shot to Axel.

“You started this…” Axel said.

There was a knock at the front door. Van immediately jumped up and started walking towards the door. Pinkie’s gaze changed to Axel.

“I hate y-” Axel was cut off as Pinkie pounced on him.

Van walked to the door and stopped as he heard voices on the other side. He pressed his ear to the door and listened. “You know you don’t have to knock, you live here dumbass.” A female voice said.

“I know it’s just polite.” A man said. Van’s heart dropped as the handle started turning. Before he had time to react, the door was pushed open and he was thrown to the ground. He shook his head a little and glanced up at the towering figure in front of him. His expression blanked as he stared in almost terror at the armored man in front of him.

“Holy…” Axel mumbled.

The figure looked down at Van and reached a hand out. Van tensed up immediately. The hand stopped in front of him. “Hi.” He said. Van’s eyes rolled back and he fainted, limply slumping back onto the floor.

A woman peeked in and glanced at Van and Axel. “Who the hell are you and why are you in Twilight’s house?” She asked.

“Oh hi Rainbow Dash.” Pinkie waved, releasing Axel and dropping him to the floor roughly.

Axel grunted as he hit the ground he pushed himself up and rushed over to Van. “I was looking for my brother… things changed though.” He said.

“I think we found him.” Dash said jokingly.

“And… why were you questioning me about being in a library?” Axel asked.

“Well technically it’s a house, with a lot of books in it. I live here.” The man said.

“Okay…” Axel said.

“Oh sorry, my name’s Sam. Who are you?” The man asked, holding his hand out. “You’re not going to die are you?”

“No… and my brother just passed out…” Axel said.

“I think the correct term is ‘fainted’” Dash smirked.

“Oh well I’m sure he’s fine.” Sam said, kneeling down and hoisting Van over his shoulder.

“Where are you taking him?” Axel asked.

“Up to Twilight’s room. Just going to tuck him in.” Sam said.

“You’re awfully calm and hospitable today…” Dash said, raising an eyebrow.

“They look like nice people. You’re not here to rob us are you?” Sam asked.

“No.” Axel shook his head.

“See, nice people.” Sam smiled.

Dash facepalmed and shook her head. “Just take him upstairs…” She groaned. Sam walked by Axel and upstairs, walking into Twilight’s room.

Dash was about to speak when Pinkie tackled her to the floor. “What the hell Pink- Gllphrm!” Dash choked the last words as she was put into a sleeper hold.

“Teehee! Thank Axel here for the idea to wrestle.” Pinkie giggled. Dash glared angrily up at Axel before her struggling started to slow to a stop.

“Pinkie…” Axel said.

“Whaaaat. I was just whooa!” Pinkie yelped as a purple aura tugged her into the air.

“She’s still pregnant. I don’t think she needs anymore stress.” A purple woman said, walking into the house, shaking her head.

“I dunno… what you’re talking about… I was about to kick her ass…” Dash mumbled.

“From a sleeper hold?” Axel asked.

“You stay out of it blondie.” Dash snapped.

“Hey it’s not blonde…” Axel said defensively. “It’s just… dyed.”

The purple woman and Dash glanced at Axel. “Dyed?” They both asked.

“Van likes… to… paint… things…” Axel mumbled.

Dash stared at him, her face twisting into a pained look as she held back laughter.

“Who’s Van? And more importantly, who are you?” The purple woman asked.

“Van’s my little brother. I’m Axel.” Axel said.

“I’m Twilight Sparkle. Nice to meet you.” Twilight said, extending a hand.

“Th-” Axel stopped as he noticed her horn and wings. “Oh my god…” He mumbled, he fell limply backwards as he fainted.

“Does this happen a lot?” Dash asked, stumbling to her feet.

“I don’t even…” Twilight sighed.

“I can see the future!” Pinkie shouted.

“Oh right…” Twilight said, quickly realizing she still had Pinkie in the air, hanging upside down. She placed Pinkie onto her feet. “Sorry!”

“My mind… Is one with the kittens…” Pinkie said.

“What?” Dash questioned uncertainly, raising an eyebrow.

“Ohhhhhm. Ohhhhhm.” Pinkie chanted. A few moments later she fell to the floor and passed out.

“I think her brain broke.” Dash mumbled.

“That can happen when the blood rushed to it for too long…” Twilight said, closing her eyes and taking a deep breath in. “SAM!”

Sam appeared in the room. “What’s wr-” He started, glancing down at Axel and Pinkie’s unconscious forms. “Does this happen a lot?”

“Just take them upstairs…” Twilight groaned, shaking her head in annoyance.

Chapter 3: Bonding

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Chapter 2: Greetings

Van’s eyes opened, staring silently at the ceiling for a few solid moments. Finally he blinked, glancing to his left to see Axel asleep next to him. He smiled, turning to face him and cuddling close. He was about to close his eyes and drift off back to sleep, when he heard someone snoring. He turned and saw Pinkie asleep to his right. Van gazed back to his brother, who was snoring as well. He put his hand up to Axel’s face and plugged his nose, waiting patiently.

Axel’s eyes shot open and he tore his brothers fingers out of his nose.

Van poked Axel and pointed to Pinkie.

“Oh…” Axel mumbled. “Well… still not as surprising as finding out we’re in the home of one of the princesses…”

Van’s eyes widened, staring at Axel with surprise flooding his face.

“Yeah. I think I blacked out after realizing it…” Axel said.

The emotion drained from Van’s face as he remembered the large armored man from earlier. He looked around and spotted the notebook and pencil on the night stand. He reached over and grabbed them, immediately scribbling down a picture of a tall black figure and a smaller one. Next to the smaller one he wrote his name and an arrow pointing to it. He shoved the picture into Axel’s face, awaiting an answer.

“Oh… He’s Sam. And for as long as I was conscious he was really nice.” Axel said.

Van paused for a moment before scribbling something down. He showed the same picture, but with a dozen arrows pointing to the tall black figure.

“Yes HIM.” Axel said. “I am talking about him.”

“He’s really fun.” Pinkie said. Van’s body tensed up as he felt her arms wrap around him. “Oh and hi.”

Axel sighed, “Hi.” He said.

“Your brother really doesn’t like me…” Pinkie said quietly, her arms moving away slowly.

Van’s eyes widened. He looked at Axel almost pleadingly.

“It’s just that he doesn’t know you… at all. Neither of us really do.” Axel said.

“Ohhhh. I’m Pinkie Pie. I’m a baker and live with Mr and Mrs. Cake at the cake shop.” Pinkie smiled.

“Well uh… He’s Van… You know that though. He’s a painter.” Axel said.

Van looked back at Pinkie and nodded.

“What about you?” Pinkie asked, tilting her head and looking at Axel.

“I just do things here and there… I don’t really have a set job.” Axel shrugged.

Pinkie rolled over top of Van, enticing a grunt from him as she nudged herself between the two. “Whatcha doin at the moment?” She asked.

“I’m a farm hand at Sweet Apple Acres.” Axel said.

“Oh neat! So you’ve met Applejack?” Pinkie asked.

“Yep.” Axel nodded.

“See we already have soooo much in common!” Pinkie giggled, clinging tightly to Axel. Van looked at Axel and eyed him with disappointment, looking away from the two of them.

“Van?” Axel asked.

Van didn’t look at Axel, continuing to stare in the opposite direction.

Axel smiled. “He doesn’t really know you but…” He started.

“But?” Pinkie questioned, raising an eyebrow.

“I think he’d like to.” Axel finished. Van’s face slightly reddened.

“Aww… Don’t worry, by the end we’ll know everything about each other!” Pinkie cheered.

“Sounds great.” Axel said, smiling a little more.

Pinkie turned to Van and stared at him. “Why don’t we start out small…” She said, holding out her hand. Van stared at it. His eyes darted back and forth before nodding slowly. He extended his hand and held hers gently. A small smile swept onto his face.

“Slow and easy that’s just the way to go.” Axel nodded.

Pinkie’s other hand grabbed Axel’s and she started giggling.

“What’s so funny?” Axel asked, raising an eyebrow.

“I can’t wait to tell them I have two.” Pinkie said, giggling a little more.

“Two what?” Axel questioned uncertainly.

“Two boyfriends!” Pinkie said happily.

“Um…” Axel mumbled.

Van blinked a few times before his expression alone said, ‘Huh?’.

There was a knock on the door. “You three awake?” Twilight called through the door. “I don’t mean to be rude but It is MY room.”

“Yep! Come in!” Pinkie called.

The door to the room opened and Twilight walked in with Sam by her side. “Hello.” Twilight waved. Everyone looked at Sam, who was absolutely quiet.

“Hi…” Axel said quietly.

Van looked at Sam for a few moments before glancing to Twilight. She looked at Sam and raised an eyebrow. “Sam what’s wrong?” She asked.

“Last time I said hi, he fainted. I don’t want to hurt anyone.” Sam said.

“He was just scared…” Axel said.

“Oh… Hi.” Sam smiled, waving to Van.

Van let go of Axel’s hand and waved back, smiling a little more.

“See? Meeting new people isn’t too hard.” Axel said.

“So how did you uh… why are you…” Twilight tried to say.

“Oh well on the street silly! How else would you meet someone.” Pinkie said.

“Are… was that an insult?” Twilight asked.

“Well you met me in a hospital.” Sam said, turning to Twilight.

“They awake?” Dash called from downstairs.

“Yeah.” Sam replied.

“Great.” Dash said.

Axel looked over at Van.

“What?” Pinkie asked.

Van turned to Pinkie. “I’m talking for yooou.” Pinkie whispered. He turned back to Axel and shrugged.

“Yeah… that’s going to be difficult.” Axel said with a little chuckle.

Van looked at Pinkie and started moving his hands around. “Yeah… uh huh… uh huh…” Pinkie said, nodding every so often. “Go on… I see…”

“And what is he saying?” Axel asked.

“Well he said he’s hungry and wants to know if it’s lunch. He also asked how you slept and what we’re going to do later.” Pinkie said. Van turned to Axel and nodded.

Twilight blinked a few times, bewilderment washing over her face. “How…” She stammered.

Axel’s mouth opened up slightly. “Okay… first time for everything…” He mumbled.

“Gah!” Sam grunted as Rainbow Dash yanked him down to his knees.

“I’ve been waiting for an hour. Make food or I’ll eat you for lunch instead.” Dash said, dragging him out of the room.

“I think she’s going through the craving stages.” Sam called, his voice fading as he was dragged downstairs and into the kitchen.

“Yeah… food does sound good right now.” Axel said.

Van and Pinkie’s nose twitched as the room filled with a pleasant aroma. “Food.” Pinkie stated, the two of them climbing roughly over Axel and tumbling to the floor, quickly jumping up and rushing past Twilight.

Axel grunted and after they were off he pushed himself up.

“So… Axel was it?” Twilight questioned.

“Yeah… that’s my name.” Axel nodded.

“If I recall… it wasn’t Sam that made YOU faint.” Twilight said, raising an eyebrow.

“A lot of things happened today and I sort of… just shut down after… yeah…” Axel mumbled.

“Well why don’t you get some food in you before you ‘shut down’ again.” Twilight chuckled.

“That sounds good.” Axel said as he stood up and quickly walked downstairs. Twilight shook her head and followed behind him. The two of them entered the kitchen and saw Dash and Pinkie sitting next to each other, talking about something and laughing. Van looked up and smiled, waving as Axel walked in.

Axel waved back and sat down beside Van.

Several plates of food appeared on the table. Dash immediately reacted and grabbed one, digging in shortly after. “Sorry for the wait.” Sam said apologetically.

“It’s been under a minute…” Twilight said.

“Sorry.” Sam repeated.

Van slowly slid a plate over and took a bite. He and Pinkie shared a look before Pinkie started eating with her hands, shoving food into her mouth. Van tossed his silverware to the side and shoved his face onto the plate, racing Pinkie.

“Okay then.” Axel said before he started to laugh a little.

“Slow down…” Twilight laughed. The sound of a plate clattering on the table caught everyone’s attention. They all turned to Rainbow Dash and saw she had finished eating. Pinkie and Van looked at each other wide eyed.

“I think she won.” Sam said.

“Yep. There wasn’t a chance either of them could have gotten first place.” Axel chuckled.

There was a knock on the front door. “Why don’t you get that.” Pinkie said, turning to Axel.

“Why me?” Axel asked.

“I didn’t say it, he did.” Pinkie said, pointing to Van, who had started eating a second plate.

Axel sighed and stood up. He walked over to the door and opened it up, “Hello?” He said.

“Oh my… Hello.” A purple haired unicorn said, gazing straight up at Axel.

“You can come in…” Axel said as he stepped to the side.

As Axel moved out of the way, a yellow pegasus rushed in. “I smell food.” She stated, running into the kitchen.

“Fluttershy wait!” The purple haired asked. She quickly turned to Axel. “I’m Rarity.” She said quickly, running after Fluttershy before receiving a greeting.

Axel shook his head for a second before starting to close the door. “OW!” A man’s voice said as the door was halted suddenly. Axel turned, opening the door quickly to see a man on the ground.

“What the hell… Who are you? Did Twilight move or something?” The man asked.

“No…” Axel said. “And… I’m Axel…”

“Cecil… and I just got out of the hospital thank you very much. I don’t need to go back because of a broken nose.” Cecil groaned, climbing to his feet.

“Sorry I didn’t know if anyone else would be coming in.” Axel said apologetically.

A magic aura engulfed Cecil and slid him to the side. Immediately a man walked in whose shirt collar was grabbed by Cecil, stopping him in his tracks. “Red this is Axel. Say hi.” Cecil said.

“Hi. Where’s my wife?” Red asked.

“In the kitchen…” Axel said.

Red shrugged Cecil’s hand off and walked into the kitchen. Cecil sighed and looked at Axel. “Don’t worry about him he just hasn’t seen her all day.” Cecil said.

“I’m not worried too much…” Axel said.

“You seem new here so let me catch you up. Fluttershy is my wife, Red is Dash’s husband, and Sam is Twilight’s husband. You can call him Prince if you really want to… Though I’ll probably hit you later.” Cecil finished.

“Why would you… hit me?” Axel asked.

“Don’t ask. Anyway… Food first.” Cecil said, marching into the kitchen.

“Yep. Need food too.” Axel nodded. As he was about to close the door it was pushed open by Applejack.

“Heya.” She said. “What ya doin here Axel?”

“Hey Applejack.” Axel said, “And I was with my brother… but he seems to be handling everything decently now.”

“Pinkie?” AJ asked.

“Pinkie.” Axel nodded.

“Well we need ya back at the farm so let’s eat before that.” Applejack stated, grabbing Axel’s arm and pulling him towards the kitchen.

“Stop playing with your food.” Sam said pleadingly.

“But my food won’t stop wiggling.” Cecil said, continuing to tickle Fluttershy.

“Stop it!” Fluttershy laughed loudly.

“I… don’t even know anymore…” Axel sighed.

“You’re just my little sweet honey bear…” Red said in a baby voice, feeding Dash some food. She chuckled and swallowed it.

“And you’re my sweet sugar… thing.” Dash said slowly as she thought of something.

“You’re going to need to work on that.” Red said.

“Sam.” Applejack called.

“Got it!” Sam said, a few more plates appearing onto the table.

Applejack grabbed two and slid one to Axel. “Eat up.” She said.

“It’s like I have my own bed and breakfast.” Twilight joked, glancing up at Sam.

“Mmhm.” Sam nodded, humming something as he continued to cook.

“The food is very good dear.” Rarity said, taking a small bite.

“Shank shu.” Sam said, his mouth full as he tasted something in the pan he was stirring.

Axel glanced up as he stopped eating for a moment.

“What’s wrong?” Applejack asked.

“Nothing.” Axel said as he went back to eating.

Rarity scooted closer to Axel. “So…” She said softly. “You’re quite the hunk aren’t you?”

“Um… sure?” Axel said uncertainly.

“You must do a lot of… heavy lifting, at the farm.” Rarity asked, placing a hand on his.

“Yeah…” Axel nodded, slowly taking another bite of his food.

“But I bet… you do heavy lifting… a lot of other places too… wouldn’t you say dear?” Rarity asked in almost a whisper, moving her hand to his crotch.

Axel instantly started choking on some of the food.

Pinkie dove across the table towards Axel. Everyone immediately lifted their plates up, Pinkie rolling onto the floor and winding her arm back, hitting the center of Axel’s back roughly.

Axel coughed the food up and took in a few deep breaths.

“Oh my goodness! Are you okay?” Fluttershy asked quickly, rushing over to Axel.

“Yeah man… you good?” Cecil asked.

“Yeah… I’m good now… and… I think it’s best to get started with work early…” Axel said in a still strained voice as he stood up.

Pinkie shot Rarity an estranged look. “What?” Rarity said defensively. Pinkie grabbed some food and dropped it on Rarity’s clothes. Rarity immediately jumped up, letting out a sharp gasp.

“It’s going to stain!” Rarity shrieked, dashing upstairs quickly.

Pinkie rushed over to Axel. “Did you need anything?” She asked.

“No… no I’m good.” Axel said. “Just feeling a little… um… yeah I won’t go there… it just got even weirder than I thought was possible…”

Van appeared just behind Pinkie, gazing at Axel just over her shoulder with obvious worry in his eyes.

“Don’t worry.” Axel said, smiling a little, “I’m fine.”

Van smiled and hugged Axel tightly.

Axel returned the hug. Pinkie wrapped her arms around the two of them shortly after. “I’m glad you didn’t choke. That’s no fun…” She said quietly.

“Look at that…” Axel chuckled. “Nothing’s happened yet.”

Van glanced the pink arm around him and ignored it, going back to hugging Axel.

“Now that’s a great thing to have in common…” Twilight said with a smile.

“What?” Axel asked.

“Well Van doesn’t like to be touched by strangers right?” Twilight asked.

“Yeah…” Axel said.

“And I’d say the thing that’s bringing them the closest is that they both are worried about you.” Twilight said, her smile growing.

Axel’s smile widened a little more too. “It is a great thing to have in common.” He said in agreement.

“That’s sweet…” Fluttershy said, resting her head on Cecil’s shoulder.

“Bleck… Too mushy. Let’s leave.” Dash said, yanking Red to his feet and pulling him to the door.

“Thanks for the food!” Red grunted.

“Where are you off to?” Twilight called.

“Sex.” Dash stated as she disappeared out the door.

“Oh speaking of.” Sam said, lifting Twilight into his arms and walking towards the stairs.

“Sam we have guests!” Twilight said.

“Yeeeeah… about that.” Cecil said. He turned to Fluttershy, who shared the same feelings. The two of them got up and waved. “We’re out.”

“You guys have a good time.” Fluttershy said quietly as her and Cecil walked outside.

Axel turned to Pinkie. “And you?” He asked.

Pinkie tapped her index finger to her chin as she hummed in thought. “Oh!” She said, snapping her fingers. “I still haven’t shown you where I live. I’ll show you how soft and fluffy my bed is!”

Van’s eyes widened and he turned to Axel.

“Yeah… I don’t want to die by skipping work…” Axel shrugged.

Pinkie grabbed Van’s hand and tugged him out the door. Applejack stood up and laughed a little. “Well if you plan on stickin’ around here, you’d better get used to this.” She said, putting an arm around Axel.

“I bet in a week or two this will all just be normal to me.” Axel said.

There was a loud moan from upstairs. “It just gets bigger every time doesn’t it…” Twilight’s voice was heard.

Applejack stiffened slightly and strode to the door. “See ya there…” She said quickly, rushing outside.

Axel followed her out in almost the next second.

LATER: Sweet Apple Acres.

“Why dontcha get started over there?” Applejack suggested, motioning over to one side of the field.

“I’ve got a question first.” I started, “What’s the treehouse for?”

“Oh that’s the clubhouse.” Applejack chuckled. “They’re probably up there right now…”

“They?” I asked.

“My little sister Applebloom. Rarity’s little sister Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. They’re all friends and hang out up there, when they aren’t hangin’ out everywhere else.” Applejack laughed.

“Ah. Okay…” I nodded. “I guess I’ll get started then.”

Applejack nodded, walking off to another part of the farm.

I walked over to the field Applejack had pointed me to and as I did I came in view of the clubhouse. I noticed that a light was on and no one was moving around inside. I walked over to it and knocked on the door, “Anyone there?” I said.

I didn’t hear anything for a moment.

“Oka-” I was cut off as something hit the ground with a thud. I knocked on the door again, “Hello?” I called in.

“HELP ME!” A boy’s voice said.

Chapter 4: Secrets

“Sooooo…” Pinkie said, still resting in his arms.

Van tilted his head slightly and looked down at her.

“I’ve shown you my bed. And we just happened to be sleeping together… Literally. So…” Pinkie started.

Van blinked and waited.

“Have you ever slept with a woman before?” Pinkie asked softly, her smile widening as she bit her lip.

He blinked a few times before slowly shaking his head.

Pinkie slid her hand under his shirt and slid it across his chest. “Really?” She asked playfully.

Van started biting down on his lip, his entire body tensing up slightly. His cheeks turned bright red.

“You’re just so cute when you blush.” Pinkie smiled, slipping the shirt over his head.

His entire body stiffened up.

Pinkie giggled at the sight and moved closer to his head. “Why don’t we start here?” She said.

Van attempted to pull the shirt off of his head.

Pinkie moved the shirt up just enough so that his mouth was free before pressing her lips to his.

He froze up entirely, no part of his body was willing to move anymore.

Pinkie held her lips to his and took the shirt off entirely, tossing it to the floor. She pulled back and looked at him for a moment before resting her head on his chest again. “Was that so bad?” She asked, staring up at him.

He stared blankly ahead, his mind still reeling from the kiss.

Pinkie giggled again. “You’re silly.” She said.

Van blinked a few times before he slowly looked down at Pinkie.

“You okay?” She asked in a more kind and caring tone.

He slowly nodded.

“Did you want to do it again?” She asked.

He paused for a moment before looking right down at her again.

“We don’t have to if you don’t want to… I love you either way.” Pinkie said with a reassuring smile, kissing his cheek.

He gave a small nod and smiled.

Pinkie moved back to where she was and kissed him on the lips again.

He relaxed and hugged her.

Pinkie closed her eyes and put a hand on the back of his head, holding him to her lips. She felt his mouth open up slightly, instinctually taking the opportunity and pressing her tongue against his. They stood in the embrace for a few more moments before she pulled away, staring at him with a wide smile.

Van smiled back.

Pinkie lifted her shirt off and threw it to the side, revealing the two breasts that were barely covered by her bra.

Van’s face turned bright red again.

Pinkie grabbed his hands and slid them around her back. “I could use a little help…” She said softly.

Van shakily nodded and he attempted to unhook her bra.

She put her arm across her chest, holding the bra in place as the strap snapped off as to not reveal anything, giggling a little.

He looked up at her face again and his blush only grew more intense.

“If your face turns any redder I think you might explode.” Pinkie giggled loudly. She slowly moved the bra away and tossed it to the floor, staring at him with her now uncovered chest.

He started chewing on his lip.

“Van…” Pinkie said softly, grabbing his hands and slowly moving them up to her breasts.

His body tensed up and both his hands accidentally squeezed down on her breasts. Her mouth dropped open and she let out a pleasured moan. “So feisty…” She said.

He stared at her with a half confused half apologetic look.

Pinkie leaned down, pressing her chest against him and resting her head on his shoulder. “Van… I want you.” She whispered.

Van chewed on his lip for a few more moments.

“Don’t you want me?” She asked in a coy tone, her breath hot on his face as she put another kiss on his cheek.

He remained unmoving for a moment before he shakily nodded his head.

“Great!” Pinkie cheered, rolling off him and tumbling to the floor, quickly hopping back to her feet. Van stared at her, his face scrunched up with confusion.

She turned around and reached for her pants, lowering them just enough for them to start slipping, shaking her hips side to side to get them off the rest of the way, and letting them fall to the floor.

Van’s mouth fell open slightly and his face grew even hotter than before.

Pinkie struggled almost playfully as she tried to kick the pants off from around her legs, watching them get turned inside out as they were caught on her feet, laughing a little as she gave one strong kick backwards and having them land on Van’s head.

Van fell backwards onto the bed almost like he had fainted.

Pinkie started giggling again. “You’re relaxing! That’s a big step.” She said.

He slowly pulled the pants off his head. He looked back up at her wide-eyed.

“I still have one more…” She said, turning back around and looking back as she bent over to take her underwear off.

His eyes widened even more and there was now a noticeable bulge in his pants.

Pinkie took her panties once they were finally off and flicked them like a rubber band, holding back a laugh as they landed on his head again.

He fell back onto the bed this time not moving once his head hit the mattress.

“Oh you want me to do all the work, okie dokie!” Pinkie smiled.

Van’s eyes slowly opened and he was greeted by the sight of Pinkie’s ass shoved right into his face.

“Ohh you’re awake. My butt can sense it.” Pinkie said, wiggling her hips slowly.

His face instantly turned a new shade of red.

“Like what you seeee?” Pinkie teased, moving her ass closer to his face.

Van stared at it and his breathing got heavier. “You don’t even have to talk, your body does that for you.” She giggled, poking his fully erect dick. He gasped at her touch, a shiver passing down his spine from the soft, warm finger slipping down his length.

“Hm… What to do first.” Pinkie said quietly, tapping a finger to her chin as she sat up straight and sat down directly onto his face.

His eyes shot open at the sudden warmth across his face, his breathing suddenly cut off. He desperately tried to push her up but slowly lost the strength as the thought of hurting her raced through his head.

“What do you think we should do?” Pinkie asked, looking back at Van curiously, lifting herself just enough so that he could breathe.

Van stared at her a slightly confused look on his face.

“Anything you want?” Pinkie asked.

He closed his eyes momentarily as if thinking. After a moment he slowly shook his head.

Pinkie hopped around and switched her seating to his abdomen, looking down at him with the same happy smile.

Van smiled a little as he looked up at her.

Pinkie moved back towards the end of the bed and bent forward, putting her face closer to his dick, never taking her eyes off his.

Van bit down on his lip as he kept his eyes on hers.

Pinkie slid it between her breasts and pressed them together, forming a firm but plush grasp on his length.

He gasped a little and his breathing got heavier.

Pinkie nuzzled her cheek against his shaft and giggled lightly. “Did you want me to stop?” She asked almost rhetorically.

He slowly shook his head.

Pinkie stuck out her tongue and ran it from the top of her breasts, to the tip of his shaft.

He shivered and his mouth opened up. Pinkie’s smile grew a little and she took the first bit of his member into her mouth, grinding her breasts gently as her tongue licks around the head. Van moaned quietly and his head fell back onto the bed.

Pinkie closed her eyes and let her taste buds bathe in the salty flavor that coated his dick, slipping her tongue quickly across the tip and lapping up some pre.

Van shivered again.

Pinkie continued to bob her head at a slow and torturous pace, moving a hand down to her own crotch and pressing a finger past her swollen lips.

Van stared at her intently waiting for her to speed up a little.

Pinkie moved her head away and stared at him, chewing her lip slightly. She moved her head back to it’s original position, rapidly sheathing and unsheathing his length in her throat. He took a sharp breath in, his mouth falling open as both him and Pinkie heard his balls churn from the blowjob that was gaining more and more speed. Pinkie’s eyes shot open, filled with surprise as she felt Van’s hands on the back of her head, forcing his entire length down her throat and holding it there. She tried to pull back to no avail, immediately feeling a warmth fill her stomach. The realization that it, combined with the twitching mass in her gullet cued her in that he was cumming, and directly into her stomach no doubt.

His grip on her head loosened and she yanked herself away, panting heavily as she stared at him. The last of his orgasm coating her face.

He was panting heavily too and he looked at her apologetically.

“Mmm…” Pinkie said, wiping some off her face and licking it off her hand.

Van glanced down at the bed.

Pinkie tilted her head and looked at him. “What’s wrong?” She asked, scooting forward so she was sitting on his stomach again.

He looked up at her and shook his head.

She leaned forward, pressing her nose to his. “I hate it when you lie to me.” She whispered. Pinkie reached over to the nightstand and grabbed a pen and paper, shoving it in his face.

He took it and quickly wrote, ‘I’m not lying nothing’s wrong.’ He turned it to her so she could read it.

“It’s me isn’t it… I took things too fast. I ruined everything…” Pinkie said quietly, her eyes glistening with tears.

He dropped the pen and paper and wrapped his arms tightly around her. He started shaking his head.

Pinkie nuzzled her head into his neck and relaxed into his embrace.

Van smiled and gently ran his hand through her hair.

There was a long pause before Pinkie smiled. “Hey Van…” She whispered.

He looked down at her curiously.

Pinkie sat up, cupping her breasts and staring down at him.

He tilted his head slightly.

Her hands moved down and grabbed his, moving them up to her breasts again. “You never really… got to feel them.” She said softly.

He kneaded her breasts together, inciting a moan from her lips. “Oh Van…” She mumbled. He squeezed down a little harder as he started rolling her nipples against his palms.

“I don’t think we should go any further but… You need to repay the favor.” Pinkie said.

Van looked up at her again only to have her pussy shoved into his face. He grunted quietly.

“It’s only fair that you l- Ohh!” Pinkie moaned as his tongue ran across the outside of her nethers. “Thaaaaaat yeeeahh…” She sighed shakily.

He teasingly moved her clit around with his tongue.

Pinkie’s mouth shot open and her head fell back. “Phhhh ahaha!” She giggled.

He pushed his tongue past her lips and started running his tongue up and down her walls. Pinkie’s hips ground up and down, smearing the juiced leaking from her pussy all over his face.

Van pressed his face a little more into her pussy before gently nibbling on her lips. She immediately burst into another fit of giggling. “That tick- Nnnnaaahhhh.” Pinkie moaned.

He squeezed her clit in between two of his fingers as he increased the speed at which he slid his tongue across her walls.

She let out a sharp gasp and coated his face in a new layer of her juices from the sudden orgasm rushing through her.

He pulled back from her pussy and looked up at her. He saw the blissful face that seemed to be glued on her head.

He smiled and wrapped his arms around her waist. She looked down at him and started laughing.

He curiously raised an eyebrow.

“You’re all wet.” She giggled.

He nodded and wiped some of the juices off of his face and onto her own. She quickly grabbed his hand and started licking it slowly. He laughed and wiggled his fingers a little.

Pinkie sucked on his fingers for a few moments before it slowed to a stop, staring into Van’s eyes intently, scooting down so she was sitting back on his stomach again.

He gently grabbed her head and kissed her. Her tongue forced it’s way into his mouth and her eyes closed. He ran his tongue against her and his eyes snapped shut as he hugged her tightly. “Nom nmm…” Pinkie mumbled, chewing on his lip gently.

He raised an eyebrow.

“I’m gonna eat you.” Pinkie said, nibbling on his ear.

He smiled.

“Heeeeey you know what I wanna do mooooore than that?” Pinkie asked.

Van tilted his head curiously. She scooted further back and sat up, hovering over his lower half and pressing the tip of his length to her pussy. “I know what I said… but…” She said, staring at him with a lusty look.

He stiffened up and his face blanked.

Pinkie’s face turned red, breathing heavier than a moment ago. “I wannnnnt you inside meeeee.” She whispered.

Van chewed nervously on his lip.

“I want to be with you foreverrrr but… I don’t want to rush annnnnnnnything. So just tell me if you want to wait…” Pinkie panted.

There was a knock at the door to their room. “Pinkie?” Mrs. Cake said, opening the door and freezing as she saw Van’s dick pressing against her entrance.

“Hiiii.” Pinkie beamed, waving at Mrs. Cake.

Van blinked a few times before his face turned bright red.

“Uh… you two… seem busy. I’ll just uh… go.” Mrs. Cake stammered, backing up into the wall as she stumbled downstairs.

“Well now we can’t have sex.” Pinkie pouted with a sigh. “Oh well…”

Van’s face remained bright red.

“Oh hey! Where’s your brother?” Pinkie asked.

Van shrugged.

“Let’s go find him!” She cheered, grabbing Van’s hand and tugging him off the bed and towards the door. As she ran out the door she was stopped dead in her tracks and tugged back. “Whaaaaat?”

Van pointed to their clothing which was on the floor.

“Oh phhhh… clothes.” She waved dismissively, trying to pull him out the door again and nearly succeeding this time. There was a small scratching sound that made Pinkie’s head turn, seeing that Van had sharp claws extending from his hand and had dug them into the wall to hold on.

“Whooooa… how’d you do that!” Pinkie asked, staring at his claws in awe.

Van’s eyes widened in surprise and his claws shot back into his hand.

Pinkie let out an extended gasp. “You’re a dragon!” She giggled.

Van bit his lip for a moment before shaking his head.

“A werecat duhhh.” Pinkie said, hitting herself in the head.

Van sighed and shook his head again.

“Ohhh right more specific… you’re… a werepanther!” Pinkie smiled.

Van put his head in his hands, after a moment he let go of her and walked back to the bed grabbing the paper and pen. ‘I am not a werecat of any kind.’ He wrote down before showing it to her.

“So you’re a weremonkey? Do monkeys have claws?” Pinkie pondered, tapping her chin.

Van wrote down, ‘I’m a werewolf.’

Pinkie stared at him for a moment before shaking her head. “No no… that’s just silly.” She said. “Oh oh! You’re a wereigator. Do you know Gummy?”

Van facepalmed and repeatedly underlined and circled the sentence.

“Oh no no… I knew it. I knew it all along! You’re a werepanda!” Pinkie exclaimed with a wide smile on her face.

Van sighed in defeat and set the paper and pen down. Pinkie stared entranced at him as his fur turned to a more grayish white color and grew slightly longer. His teeth turned sharp and lengthened slightly, along with the claws extending from his hands. Other than that, there wasn’t much of a change.

Pinkie stared unmoving at Van.

Van tilted his head slightly.

“That’s so cool!” Pinkie giggled, hopping around Van in circles.

Van smiled slightly.

“We have to tell Axel, he’s going to be soooo jealous!” Pinkie said, clinging to Van.

Van sighed.

“Ohh right… you want it to be a secret. I gooot it.” Pinkie said, zipping her lip.

Van shook his head and placed it in his hands.

“Wait… something’s wrong…” Pinkie started, scratching her head.

He looked back at her curiously.

“Yoooou’re hiding something.” She whispered, her eyes narrowing.

Van blinked a few times but remained unmoving.

“Your brother is a…” Pinkie started.

Van looked at her intently and nodded slowly.

“A werepanda!” Pinkie said.

Van’s face blanked and he just stared at her.

“It makes perfect sense. The close cousin of the wolf… the paaaanda.” Pinkie nodded.

He continued to stare at her.

“Yes that’s the obvious answer, let’s go and tell the others!” Pinkie suggested.=

Van blinked a few times.

Pinkie tried to rush out the door, only to fall to the floor as she realized she was still holding on to Van’s unmoving body. She looked down and saw the claws on his feet were firmly attached to the floor.

He pointed at the clothing.

Pinkie rolled her eyes. “Fiiiiiiine.” She said, kicking off the wall and sliding under the bed, coming out the other side fully clothed.

Van’s mouth just fell wide open.

“Your turn.” Pinkie said. Van’s eyes widened slightly as she started walking towards him. "This is gonna be fun! Heehee!"

Chapter 5: Lunch

“Hey Pinkie how’s it g-” Axel was cut off as Pinkie collided with him and sent the two of them into the dirt.

“SHOW ME YOUR ULTIMATE FORM!” Pinkie shouted, shaking Axel.

Van rushed over, staring down at the two uncertain of what to do.

“What… are you… talking about…” Axel grunted.

Van extended his claws and pointed to them, then Pinkie.

“Oh.” Axel said. He waited a moment for Pinkie to get off him before standing up. Shortly after he turned into his more muscular and taller counterpart, growing the longer fur and claws on both his hands and feet.

Pinkie turned to the two of them, seeing that they had both transformed. “Woooow you two look different…” She said, staring at the two in awe.

Van wrapped his arms around Pinkie and pulled her against him, a smile revealing his sharper teeth.

“Oooo you’re so cuddly warm…” Pinkie giggled, snuggling against him.

Axel chuckled a little.

“Whyyy you so big.” Pinkie asked, pointing at Axel. “And why you so small.” She said, pointing to Van.

Van’s smile faded slowly as he looked down at his pants.

“He’s not small.” Axel said flatly.

“Yeah he is, just look at him!” Pinkie said, putting a hand on Van’s still weak looking chest and abs.

“So? He’s faster than I am.” Axel shrugged.

“Ohhhh so you know that from experience?” Pinkie grinned.

Van’s face reddened slightly.

Axel’s face blanked.

“Oh I’m sure you make up for it in other ways.” Pinkie said dismissively and giggled.

“Um… okay… then?” Axel said uncertainly.

“Like sex!” Pinkie giggled loudly.

Van’s face twisted into confusion and stared at Axel.

“What?” Axel questioned.

“Exactly.” Pinkie winked.

Van shrugged.

“Yeah… I don’t even…” Axel mumbled.

“Speaking of sex… Van and I just had some for breakfast!” Pinkie laughed.

Van’s face reddened again.

“We both got a taste of each other’s mphphmph.” Pinkie said, the last words cut off as Van put a hand over her mouth.

“What?” Axel asked curiously.

Pinkie tried to wrestle his hand away, only making Van tighten his grip around her entirely.

“Van…” Axel said.

Pinkie yanked her mouth away for a moment. “Cum!” She shouted.

Van just limply slid to the ground and covered his face.

Axel bit down on his lip to stop himself from laughing. “That… sounds… great…” He mumbled.

“It was! Did you know he could do weird things with his tongue?” Pinkie asked.

Van curled up even more and shook his head violently.

Axel remained quiet.

“Annnnnyways. How are you doing?” Pinkie asked.

“Good…” Axel said.

“That’s great! Whatcha wanna do?” She asked.

“I really hadn’t thought of anything to do today…” Axel said.

“Besides meeeee?” Pinkie smiled.

“Um…” Axel mumbled.

“I’m juuuust teasing. But if I weren’t, I’m sure you’d do fine if you’re half as good as your brother.” Pinkie giggled.

Van shrunk even further on the ground.

“Yeah…” Axel mumbled.

Pinkie climbed onto Axel’s shoulders. “Where to fuzzball?” She smiled.

“I’m open to… going anywhere.” Axel said.

“Hoooold on there buddy, we still have to have dinner first!” Pinkie teased.

“Oookaay then.” Axel said.

“Where are we going?” Axel asked.

“I dunno.” Pinkie shrugged.

Axel opened his mouth momentarily before shaking his head and closing it.

“I’m booooored. Walking around in circles isn’t helping.” Pinkie sighed.

“I don’t…” Axel started, “If you’re bored then why don’t we find somewhere to go?”

“Where ya wanna goooooo? Saaaaay something.” Pinkie said, grabbing Axel and shaking him.

Van looked at Axel and shrugged.

“Let’s go get lunch.” Axel said.

“Oookay.” Pinkie smiled.

“Why don’t you choose where we go?” Axel asked.

Pinkie tapped her chin as she thought. “Why don’t we go t- Nnf!” She grunted as a man bumped into her and sent her to the dirt. The man continued walking, ignoring the three of them.

“Watch where you’re walking!” Axel shouted at the man. He then leaned down to help Pinkie up.

Van stared at the man and immediately started walking after him. Pinkie grabbed Axel’s hand and was easily pulled to her feet. “Heeeey where’s Van going?” She asked.

“I don’t know but I’m not letting him go off alone.” Axel said as he followed Van.

Van approached the hooded man and tapped on his shoulder, not getting a response. Van scratched his head roughly as he thought of something to do.

Axel walked up beside Van. “Hey buddy, you going to apologize for knocking Pinkie over or am I going to have to show you why you should?” Axel questioned.

The man turned to look at Axel and chuckled, returning his focus to something that he put into the pocket of his coat. “Okay sure.” He said. “I’m sorry she was taking up the whole area and wasn’t watching where she was going. Can I go now?”

Axel’s eye twitched slightly, “You were the one who wasn’t paying attention.” He said.

“And?” The man questioned.

Pinkie approached the three of them and looked at Axel and Van.

Van pulled out a piece of paper and wrote ‘Why don’t you wait at the cake shop, we’ll be right there.’

“Okay…” Pinkie said uncertainly, reluctantly walking off.

“Oops guess It’s too late. Maybe if I bump into her again, which is likely, I’ll say sorry then.” The man said, pulling out a journal and turning to a page before writing something down.

Axel sighed, “God… some people are just…” He mumbled.

Van’s arm reeled back and he took a swing at the man, who ducked under it quickly.

“Okay then.” The man said, staring intently at Van before putting the notebook away.

“What the hell Van!” Axel said.

Van’s stance shifted slightly and he stared unmoving at the man.

The man’s hand moved quickly towards Van’s head. Van ducked and grabbed his arm, sending the man to the ground with his own momentum.

Axel stepped back from the two.

The man grunted as he hit the ground and quickly jumped to his feet, laughing a little. “So you know Aikido… I knew that stance was familiar…” He chuckled. The man entered his own stance, quite a bit different from Van’s.

“I don’t see a single good option for me…” Axel mumbled.

The man lunged towards Van and attempted to kick him, aiming for his knee. Van shifted slightly and pushed the man past him, sidestepping away.

The man’s smile grew wide, now visible under the hood from the angle that the light was shining. “Oh you’re fun.” He said.

“This guy doesn’t look so tough…” Axel mumbled under his breath before he lunged at the man and attempted to punch him.

The glimmer of the man’s teeth was seen before he grabbed Axel’s wrist, twisting it and ushering an audible cracking as the man’s other hand was sent down roughly into Axel’s crotch.

“Nnng…” Axel grunted, gritting his teeth together.

The man’s arm shifted and elbowed Axel in the face, breaking his nose. Before he had a chance to react, the next punch was aimed at his throat, sending him backwards and unable to speak.

Axel’s head fell to the ground as he passed out from the pain.

“And finally the brain activates.” The man said.

Van stood there, still in the defensive stance, staring shakily down at Axel’s body with wide eyes.

“How about we call it a draw and you don’t get yourself hurt kid.” The man said, turning and walking away.

Van stood there for a few moments before rushing down to Axel, shaking him slightly.

Axel slowly opened his eyes and he found himself in the hospital. His entire body was alight with pain. The first thing he noticed was Van sitting extremely close to him, who smiled and waved.

“He… hello… to… y… you too…” Axel said in a croaked and pained tone.

“Well this is the first time I’ve seen you in this hospital, in patient form.” Cross said, walking into the room and looking at Axel.

“I can’t… say I’m too happy for that…” Axel said. “No… I am happy that Van isn’t hurt at all.”

“Yes Van is alright. Though you have a minor fractured wrist, I would recommend not moving it too much.” Cross said.

“Yeah… I can feel that it…” Axel said.

“Did you see the man that did it? If you have a description we can send for the proper authorities.” Cross said.

“I couldn’t really see much, other then the coat and hood he had on.” Axel said.

“Well it certainly wasn’t raining, so that’s not mysterious at all.” Cross sighed, writing a few things down on the clipboard he was holding.

“Van did you notice any… defining features about him?” Axel asked, looking over at Van.

Van scratched his chin and thought for a few moments before shaking his head.

“You know by the way that Van described how he fought, it sounded like Krav Maga.” Cross said. “Nasty fighting style when used properly.”

“Yeah… I noticed.” Axel said.

Van’s face blanked.

“What’s wrong?” Axel asked.

Van quickly wrote something down and shoved it in Axel’s face before bolting out of the room. Axel looked down at the paper to see it said ‘Pinkie’ written on it.

“Oh my god…” Axel mumbled his eyes widening slightly.

“What’s wrong?” Cross asked.

“The man said, ‘Maybe if I bump into her again, which is likely.’ And… the only reason we chased him was because he bumped into Pinkie… and now no one is with her…” Axel said.

“Did you need me to send for help?” Cross asked quickly.

“Yeah… I do. She’s at the cake shop… or hopefully she should be.” Axel said.

“Can you move? Or were you going to stay here?” Cross asked.

Axel pushed himself up with his uninjured hand. “Yeah… I can move it just hurts.” He grunted.

Axel and two guards quickly rushed into the cake shop, looking around and spotting Van and Pinkie sitting in a booth across the shop.

Axel sighed, “They’re alright.” He said in relief.

“Did you want us to stay?” One of the guards asked.

“Stay nearby just incase the guy decides to show up.” Axel said.

“We’ll be outside and watch for anyone suspicious.” The guard said before him and the other walked outside, standing post in front of the shop.

Axel walked over to the booth, “Hey you two.” He said with a smile.

Pinkie smiled and waved. “Hi!” She said, patting the seat next to her.

Axel sat down beside her, “So is everything going alright?” He asked.

“Yep! That guy was a little rude but he was nice and apologized.” Pinkie said. Van eyed Pinkie and looked at Axel confused.

“Um… what?” Axel questioned.

“Well if I knew THEY’D be coming I’d have ordered more.” The man from earlier said, taking a seat next to Van and sliding a piece of cake to Pinkie. Van immediately tensed up.

Axel glared at the man.

“Oh don’t worry, you can have mine.” The man said, sliding his piece to Axel.

Axel continued to glare at him. “No thanks… a fractured wrist has a funny way of killing an appetite.” Axel said.

“Ohh you’re still mad about that?” The man laughed, waving it off dismissively.

“Yes I am.” Axel said bluntly.

“Well maybe I can make up for it. I’m Brent.” The man said, holding his hand out. “I’d suggest using your other hand.”

Axel sighed and grabbed Brent’s hand. “I’m Axel. And a handshake won’t make up for coming close to killing me.” He said.

“To be fair, you hit first. I was just… defending myself. If I wanted to kill you I woulda used this.” Brent said, opening his coat to reveal a gun hidden away. He chuckled and returned the coat to it’s closed position.

Van seemed to tense up even more as he saw the gun.

“And that was supposed to help at all?” Axel questioned.

“Yes actually. It puts bullets in things.” Brent joked. “Preferably your face if necessary.”

“You’re just making it worse you realize that right?” Axel asked.

“But things couldn’t be better! I just met three great new people that I can’t wait to get to know.” Brent laughed, putting an arm around Van, who closed his eyes and started to shake.

“Get your hand off of my brother.” Axel said.

Brent looked at the arm he had around Van and raised his hand up so it wasn’t touching him. “Done.” He said.

Axel sighed, “Don’t touch my brother at all.” He said.

“Okay fair enough. I’d hate for you to have to punch me again. I don’t think your body can handle another punch.” Brent said, his face twisting as he held back a laugh, removing the arm from around Van.

Pinkie started giggling.

Axel shook his head.

Pinkie’s face changed to that of laughter to curiosity. She stared at Brent intently.

“I’m just about done taking threats.” Axel said.

Pinkie continued to stare at Brent. “Hey…” She started.

“Mmhm?” Brent asked.

“You sound familiar. Have we met before?” Pinkie asked.

“Probably. I’ve met a lot of people.” Brent said.

“Heeeey! You should meet my friends.” Pinkie suggested excitedly.

“That sounds lovely.” Brent said.

“Yeah… that sounds great…” Axel mumbled.

“You know I was just in the hospital. Probably like… a room or two over. It’s funny I never saw you guys.” Axel said.

“Mmhm. Funny.” Dash mumbled, chewing on some food.

“Yep.” Torrent nodded.

“Why were you in the hospital?” Rose asked. “Sorry… What caused you to be hospitalized?”

“That would be me.” Brent said, peeking into the room and waving.

“And you are?” Rose asked, eyeing Brent up.

“Brent. Nice kids. I like kids.” Brent said calmly.

“That’s great to know but I enjoy knowing people first before I let them touch my kids.” Rose said.

“You know I’ve never had kids, but I had an older brother. If it’s anything like that then I think I might know a thing or two.” Brent said.

“I think it’s a little different… same concept I guess, they’re both family.” Dash shrugged.

“It’s a lot different.” Rose said. “I should know I did help raise two of my younger brothers.”

“Oh so you’re the older one? How’d they take to having you as a sister. I can imagine plenty of teasing.” Brent said.

“You’d be surprised to know that to this day they still slip up and call me mom from time to time.” Rose said.

“That was confusing when I first met them.” Torrent chuckled.

Rose laughed a little too.

“Well being their mother AND sister could send some mixed signals.” Brent laughed.

“Yes that thought slipped my mind because I met them the day after our wedding.” Torrent said.

“My parents did raise me to certain standards. One of which a lot of people find to be outdated…” Rose said calmly. “And what I’m talking about will remain a secret.”

“Fair enough. Everyone needs their secrets.” Brent nodded.

“I like secreeeeets.” Pinkie whispered.

Rose glanced over at Dash and noticed she was staring at Brent, “Something wrong?” She asked.

“You sound really familiar, do I know you?” Dash asked.

Brent smiled. “I get that a lot.” He said, looking over at Pinkie.

“Yes… last time I thought I heard someone familiar…” Torrent shivered as he closed his eyes.

“I wouldn't worry too much sweetie. They’re not looking for either of you.” Rose said comfortingly.

“Who?” Dash asked.

“I’ll tell you later.” Rose said.

“I can tell you really love your secrets.” Brent said.

“It’s more of a family matter.” Rose said.

“Well I’d say we’re family. I mean you are teeeeechnically going to be my daughter-in-law.” Dash said.

“That’s why I said I’d tell you later.” Rose said, her eyes darting towards Brent.

“Right right… I’ve overstayed my welcome. I should leave…” Brent said.

“It’s not that. It’s just it’s a family matter and you, Axel, Van, and Pinkie aren’t… well close enough to be considered family. At least not yet.” Rose said.

“Fair enough.” Brent nodded.

“Hey Van you’ve been quiet since you got here.” Dash said.

Van looked at Dash with an expression that obviously said ‘Really?’

“I’m joking.” Dash said.

“Van could you come over here for a second?” Rose asked.

Van stood up and walked over, staring down at Rose curiously.

“Would you like to hold them?” Rose asked with a smile, motioning to the Petal and Tulip who were both staring up at him curiously.

Van paused for a moment before nodding, slowly taking the two of them into his arms.

Tulip clung tightly to Van’s arm while Petal started nibbling on his hand.

Van’s expression changed to more curiosity as he stared at the two.

Tulip let go of his arm and reached up towards his nose.

Van backed his head away slowly so it was just out of her reach.

Tulip’s face scrunched up and her lips started to quiver.

Van’s eyes widened and his eyes darted around. His initiative kicked in and he smothered his face into Tulip’s stomach.

Tulip started to giggle loudly and she latched onto his head.

“They both like you.” Rose smiled.

Petal joined in with her sister and clung onto Van’s head.

Van stood there unmoving, uncertain of what to do.

Dash bit her lip and tried not to laugh.

Tulip yawned and slid off of Van’s head. Her eyes drooped down as she started to fall asleep.

Petal followed her sister and slid back off of Van’s head and clung onto his arm as she started to fall asleep too.

“Awww… They really like you a lot.” Rose said her smile widened a little more.

Van looked up at Rose with a still confused look on his face.

“They were just playing and being babies.” Rose chuckled.

Van looked down at Tulip and Petal, staring at them curiously.

Tulip was hugging her sister and was already fast asleep.

Petal was slightly struggling to stay awake.

Van gently started rocking the two in his arms side to side.

Petal’s eyes shut and she fell right to sleep.

“Bravo… you managed to put the two of them to sleep.” Torrent said, “None of us could… they were just too full of energy.”

Van looked up at Axel. “Yes that’s good.” Axel laughed. Van smiled in return, looking back down at the babies.

“You’d make a great father… even if you don’t know what’s going on.” Rose chuckled.

“Or that you don’t know what babies are.” Axel said.

Dash laughed. She cut herself off as a small spike of pain shot through her. “Nngh… god…” She groaned, putting a hand on her stomach.

“You should go see a doctor.” Rose suggested.

“Hey there’s a few people missing here. Where’s Red, Scootaloo, and Alex?” Axel asked.

Torrent chuckled, “Places.” He said.

Van handed the babies back to Rose and moved to help Dash, but saw that Brent was already helping her out of the room. “I’ll make sure the doctors keep her in a room, strapped to a bed.” Brent joked.

“I’m sure that’d make Red happy.” Axel chuckled.

Rose gave a half smile, half smirk as she looked at Torrent.

“No… please… don’t…” Torrent groaned.

“What?” Axel asked.

“Don’t you worry…” Rose smiled.

Axel turned to Pinkie. “Hey Pinkie you’ve been pretty quiet t- Oh.” He said, noticing she had dozed off, her face lying on the bedside table. “Well I guess it is pretty late.”

“Yes it is… Torrent you go make sure everything is alright at the new house. I’ll be just fine here.” Rose smiled.

Torrent stood up and kissed Rose on the lips, “I’ll see you tomorrow.” He smiled.

“I’ll get her home.” Axel sighed, lifting Pinkie up into his arms, who nuzzled herself against his chest. Van smiled and walked beside Axel, following him out of the room.

“I know I might seem like a stranger to you, but if you try to leave I will physically hold you down until you fall asleep.” Brent said. “And by the amount empty fast food bags, that should be pretty soon.”

“Yeah… you holding me down that’s a great one.” Dash said.

“Oh so you’re saying I couldn’t?” Brent challenged, raising an eyebrow.

“Have you ever dealt with a pregnant woman before?” Dash questioned.

“Yes I have a brother.” Brent said, laughing.

Dash shook her head, “Yeah… that’s entirely the same thing.” She said.

“Hey you haven’t seen him in a bad mood… well maybe.” Brent shrugged.

“I wouldn’t be too sure. Who is your brother?” She asked.

Brent scooted a little closer. “Now that’s a great question.” He said. “But if I tell you, promise you won’t tell anyone?”

“I swear I won’t.” Dash said.

Brent leaned in close. “Now… the answer to that question… Might surprise you. I have sort of a belief, but I’m not a very religious person.” He said.

“Huh?” She asked.

“But you know… I believe, everything happens… for a reason.” He said, still in the same calm whisper.

“Okay…” Dash mumbled.

“And I guess you could say it runs in the family… But when I feel that something’s wrong…” Brent started, leaning even closer.

“Um… this isn’t… answering my question…” Dash said.

“When I feel that something’s wrong… I guess you could say… I can feel it in my bones.” He finished.

Dash’s eyes widened in pure disbelief. She was about to open her mouth to say something when Brent clamped his hand around it tightly. “Shhhh…” He whispered, putting a finger on his other hand to his lips.

She just stared up at him, terror brimming in her eyes as she felt tears building in them. “He said quietly. “We’ll talk about this in the morning… Just go to sleep Rainbow Dash.”

Chapter 6: Blast From The Past

Dash woke up and looked around the hospital room. She saw Cross right away. He looked down at her and smiled, an almost apologetic look on his face. “Sorry, didn’t mean to wake you. Just checking to make sure you’re okay.” He said.

“Yeah… I’m okay…” Dash nodded slowly, “I think…”

“Any extra pains? Contractions?” Cross asked, going down a checklist on his clipboard.

“No.” Dash shook her head.

“Well that’s good. Did you want me to call any of your friends?” Cross asked.

“Yeah… just call Red and tell him to get in here.” Dash said.

“Gotcha. Anything else? If you’re hungry I can sneak in a little extra for lunch, something other than hospital food.” Cross chuckled.

“That’d be great.” Dash said with a small smile.

Cross nodded and walked to the door, stepping just outside before stopping and turning his head. “Yeah she’s awake, you can go in if you want.” He said, disappearing around the corner. A few moments later Brent walked in with a smile on his face.

“Morning.” Brent said.

“Morning…” She said.

“How’d you sleep? I hope I didn’t scare you too much.” Brent said, quietly taking a seat next to the bed.

“Huh?” Dash asked.

“Oh you don’t remember? Well that’s unfortunate.” He said, leaning back in the chair.

“Um… yeah…” Dash said uncertainly.

“Sorry for grabbing you. I just didn’t want you to scream, you understand right?” He asked, staring straight at her.

“Yeah… that doesn’t help all that much…” Dash said.

“You don’t seem too surprised that I’m here… I feel like I didn’t properly introduce myself.” Brent said.

She just remained silent watching him carefully.

“While I do enjoy monikers… I’d prefer Nicholas. A pleasure to be reaquainted with you.” Nicholas said, standing and bowing.

Dash started to shake a little.

“Oh you’re probably wondering about this.” Nicholas said, putting a hand to his face. “Yes well… I just needed to make sure no one noticed me but… Since you already know.” He started. He rolled up his sleeve to reveal a small patch stuck to his shoulder. He tore it off and shortly after his face changed, as if an illusion spell fading, turned back to a very familiar person. “That’s better!”

“Y… you died…” Dash muttered.

“I did didn’t I?” Nicholas said with a quick laugh. “Funny how things work, it seems that I’m not though… Quite the twist eh?”

“This… shouldn’t be… possible…” She mumbled.

“Yes I get that, and while my mysterious reincarnation’s reasons are unknown to me, I’m not complaining.” He said, standing up and taking a seat near the edge of the bed.

Dash scooted away from him as best as she could manage.

“Whoa whoa eeeeasy there.” Nicholas said quickly, grabbing her arm and yanking her back to the center of the bed. “You’ll be fine, don’t worry.”

Dash stared at him, her shaking becoming more prominent and visible.

“It’s funny really… dying… And the funniest part is that I remember everything… I don’t know why it’s so funny… tell me why it’s funny.” Nicholas said, staring intently at her.

“I… I… don’t… know…” Dash mumbled quietly.

“Oh well I guess it’s a mystery that shall shall remain just that… How’s my brother?” He asked, removing his hand from her arm.

“G… great…” Dash mumbled.

Nicholas scooted a little closer and ran a hand down her wings. “I see they’ve healed nicely…” He said calmly.

She gave a quiet shudder and tried to move away from him again.

Nicholas frowned and pulled his hand away. “Yes I suppose we’re all lucky in certain aspects. You’ve all been through very hard times since I’ve been gone. I really do like Sam, he’s interesting to say the least… And the new two? Van and Axel? They’re quite the characters.” He chuckled.

Dash remained silent.

“Oh and I can’t forget your new daughter… congratulations by the way. I bumped into her and Alex a few times already.” He whispered.

Without warning Dash’s fist collided with his face. “Stay the FUCK away from them!” She shouted.

Nicholas fell off the bed and onto the floor, staring up at her for a few moments before his head slumped back onto the floor. He closed his eyes and started cackling.

“What’s so damn funny?” Dash snapped.

“Bull’s got some horns.” Nicholas said before starting to cackle uncontrollable, holding a hand to his jaw.

Dash’s lip curled as she stared at him.

“Oh this is going to be fun.” He said, pulling himself to his feet and walking towards the bed.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Dash questioned.

“Nothing. Just thinking about how to approach this.” He said, his eyes glancing to the door, then around the room as he seemed deep in thought.

“Approach what?” Dash questioned.

“Well how to greet dear old brother of course. How do you think I should? Hide in the closet and jump out shouting ‘surprise!’ or maybe I should buy a big cake and hide inside.” Nicholas said, with a growing grin.

“Why don’t you just outright approach him?” Dash questioned.

“That’s no fun… you’re no fun.” Nicholas sighed, scratching his chin as he nudged Dash over and lied down beside her in the bed. “Come on give me some ideas…”

“Why don’t you get out of my bed?” Dash said.

“But it’s so comfortable.” Nicholas said, scooting even closer and putting an arm around her.

“Don’t touch me.” Dash growled.

“What? You mean like this?” Nicholas asked, sliding his hand up her shirt and groping her breast.

Dash shoved him back off the bed. “Fuck off.” She said.

Nicholas snorted a laugh or two before jumping back to his feet again. “Right those already belong to someone, my mistake.” He smirked.

“Get the fuck out of here.” Dash said.

“Fine, have it your way Ms. Buzzkill.” He pouted, walking towards the door before stopping. “Oh right… Mm…” He mumbled.

“What.” Dash said coldly.

He did an immediate 180 and stared at her. “You wouldn’t happen to have another of these? They’re sorta one time use.” Nicholas said, pointing to the patch that once was on his shoulder.

“No I don’t.” Dash said.

“Oh well.” Nicholas shrugged, walking out the door and cocking his head, a large smile appearing on his face. “Oh hey Cross! Long time no see.”

There was an immediate clattering as the sound of a wooden clipboard hit the floor.

“No! Get in here! We do NOT want to start a massive panic!” Dash said quickly.

“Mm okay.” Nicholas said. There was a grunt as he grabbed Cross and dragged him into the room, throwing him roughly into the chair next to Dash before closing the door and locking it, pulling the blinds down on the door window.

“This is just becoming an even worse day…” Dash said as she put her head in her hands.

Cross just stared up at Nicholas silently with absolute fear in his eyes.

“Oh come on Cross… we used to be good pals. Dash did you know I used to own this hospital? I was the dean of medicine! Top surgeon. Was… then I died.” Nicholas shrugged, pulling up another chair and sitting down. “I guess you forgot that Cross… after I kidnapped and poisoned your daughter.”

Cross shook slightly with both terror and anger as he continued to stare at him.

“Yeah… attempted murder… that’s REALLY easy to forgive…” Dash muttered.

“Oh that’s in the past… but for now I’d like to negotiate.” Nicholas said, his tone becoming a little more cold and serious.

Dash shut her mouth and stared at Nicholas.

“I’d like my old job back.” Nicholas said.

“That’s not… going to happen. You’re not getting that much power ever again.” Cross stated.

“Oh you think getting brazen will help. Well I’ll say that I’m not playing anymore. I want my job back, and you’re going to give it to me.” Nicholas said factually.

“What? So you c-” Dash was cut off as his hand gripped her throat tightly.

“The adults… are talking.” Nicholas said, glaring at Dash.

Dash gulped and started to violently shake.

“Stop it!” Cross begged nervously. Nicholas tightened his grip around her neck.

“I’d like… my job back. I know you can make it happen, and you do too.” Nicholas said, his eyes never leaving Dash’s.

Dash’s eyes darted between Nicholas and Cross, it was clear that she was about to pass out from the lack of air.

“Okay okay!” Cross growled. “Just let her go.”

Nicholas immediately released her and smiled. “Good. You go formalize the paperwork.” He said.

Cross glared angrily at him before switching to a more caring one that shifted to Rainbow Dash. He stood up and walked reluctantly out the door.

Nicholas stood up and sat back down next to the bed. “Well that was easy.” He laughed.

Dash remained quiet as tears formed in her eyes.

“Oh calm down… I said I wouldn’t kill you, or any of your friends. But Cross doesn’t need to know that…” Nicholas whispered.

Dash just looked away from him.

“Anyways… I’d better go make sure he’s actually doing that and not getting security.” Nicholas said, standing up and quickly making his way out of the room. A minute or so later the door opened again and Red walked in with a smile on his face.

“Hey Dash, how’s it going?” Red asked.

“H… horribly…” Dash stammered. “I… I want to go home…”

“What’s wrong?” Red asked, taking a seat on the bed and wrapping his arms around her.

“I… I just want to go home…” Dash mumbled.

“You know I’d really feel better if you stayed here… It’s a lot safer in the hospital than walking around at home.” Red said.

“It’s not safe anymore…” Dash muttered.

“Okay the food can’t be THAT bad.” Red chuckled.

Dash’s eyes watered up again and she kept silent.

“Dashie…” Red said, pulling her against him.

“I don’t want to stay here…” Dash said quietly.

“Then you don’t have to… How bout I take you home and bake you some f- Have Sam bake you some food.” Red corrected.

“That… s… sounds great…” Dash said with a weak smile as she hugged Red.

Red walked through the door to his house with Dash in his arms. “Okay we’re here. If you’re having sex I suggest you hurry up.” He called down the hall to Scootaloo’s room.

Scootaloo walked out, “He still hasn’t moved…” She said. “At all.” She then looked up at Dash and smiled widely, “You’re back!” She rushed over and hugged Dash tightly.

“Nngh… maybe let me… set her down first.” Red grunted as he carried both Dash and Scootaloo over to the couch.

“I’m happy to see you too squirt.” Dash smiled, “And why hasn’t Alex moved at all?”

“Um…” Scootaloo mumbled.

“Oh that potion that I used on myself I gave to her. She grew a dick and proceeded to ream Alex.” Red said.

Scootaloo’s face turned bright red and she buried her face in a chair.

Dash stared at Red intently.

“If you’re going to ask me to make you some I’d have to suggest waiting until you’re not 500 pounds.” Red said.

“Are you calling me fat?” Dash questioned.

“No I’m calling you pregnant.” Red said. “So yes.”

“Okay… so if Alex is unmoving then it must have been pretty big.” Dash said. “Tell me… how big was it actually?”

“I estimated around six or seven feet.” Red said. “I wrote it all down don’t worry.”

“Are you sure… nothing got torn apart inside of his body?” Dash asked.

“He’s breathing, so it didn’t hit his lungs… somehow.” Red shrugged.

“So… no internal bleeding?” Dash asked.

“He’s fine Dash… Just sore. Anyone would be after being drilled by that… thing… monster… We need to come up with a name for it.” Red said, tapping his chin as he thought.

“You know it’s really funny.” Dash said with a small chuckled.

“What?” Red asked, looking back at her.

“He’s taken a bigger dick then you have.” Dash smirked.

“Hey that was one time… And Cecil was high as fuck.” Red said defensively, looking down at the floor.

“You seemed to be enjoying it.” Dash said, biting her lip slightly.

“You know… I almost forgot about it too. I guess your ass is more used to being filled.” Red said, raising an eyebrow.

“How about we see what happens if I take that potion AND the aphrodisiac?” Dash said, innocently smiling.

“Oh how bout I take you back to the hospital?” Red chuckled.

Dash’s face blanked and she shook slightly.

Red’s expression faded to a caring one and he quickly scooted closer. “I’m just kidding… Jeez what happened that made you so upset?” He asked, running his hand through her hair.

“He… he’s back…” Dash mumbled quietly.

Red stared at her for a few moments. “Cecil?” He asked.

“No…” Dash shook her head.

“Sam? Van? Axel? Who??” Red asked, his tone seeming to grow a little quieter, like he already knew the answer.

“You know who…” Dash mumbled.

Red shook his head slowly. “Are… how?” He asked.

“I… I don’t know… I just know he is… and… I can’t go back to the hospital…” Dash said. “Not… not yet…”

Red paused for a moment. “Did he hurt you?” He asked.

She nodded weakly.

“Who hurt you?” Scootaloo asked, staring wide eyed at Rainbow Dash.

Red looked down at Scootaloo, then back up to Dash.

Dash remained quiet for a moment, “You… shouldn’t be worrying who… he won’t get anywhere near either you or Alex…” She said.

“Okay… you’re okay though… right?” Scootaloo asked.

“I’m fine.” Dash said with a small smile.

“Good…” Scootaloo smiled, clinging tightly to her.

Dash hugged Scootaloo back.

“Leviathan.” Red said.

“What?” Dash and Scootaloo questioned.

“Thinking of names for Scoot’s appendage.” Red said. “Oh oh! I got it…The Busher!”

“No. Bubba.” Alex said as he limped slowly out of the bedroom, using the wall to support his weight.

“Oh hey you’re alive, that’s good.” Red laughed.

“Yep I’m alive… but I can feel my stomach still churning… I don’t know if that’s good or bad…” Alex said.

“Don’t worry… you just gotta flush it all out of your system. You ever had an enema?” Red asked.

“A what?” Alex asked.

“Don’t worry. You’ll see… I put the anal in medice-anal.” Red said.

“Huh?” Scootaloo said. “I don’t think… that’s how you spell…”

“Shut up it’s a joke.” Red said.

“Please… don’t shove anything else into my ass… it already hurts enough…” Alex mumbled.

“Don’t worry… it’s a lot smaller. Unless you want it bigger, whatever the customer wants.” Red said, putting a hand over his mouth to prevent himself from laughing.

Alex glared at Red.

“I don’t think they come in elephant.” Red said before bursting out laughing.

Alex took his hand off the wall and everyone watched as he just crumpled onto the floor.

“You okay there buddy?” Red asked.

“Not really.” Alex said sarcastically.

Red’s horn flickered and Alex was teleported onto the couch. “Better?” He asked.

“I can’t feel anything below my neck.” Alex said.

“Yeah that’ll wear off in a bit.” Dash joked.

“And I can feel myself breathe.” Alex said. “That’s not normal right?”

“Did you want me to take you to the hospit- No you’re fine. You’ll live. No hospital.” Red said quickly.

Alex had passed out again.

“Yeah you’ll be fine.” Red nodded. He turned back to Dash. “Hey did you know Scootaloo gave herself auto-fellatio and a boob job?”

Dash blinked a few times.

Scootaloo stood up and bolted into her room.

“I recorded everything in detail don’t worry. For science.” Red said.

“So our kids are lab rats now?” Dash questioned, cocking her head slightly as she stared intently at him.

“Hey she asked for it…” Red said. His face blanked a few moments later. “Wait…”

“You aren’t helping your case out at all.” Dash said.

“Okay well she… wanted to know what would happen… to women. And while it was a little… extreme… It’s a great profit waiting to happen!” Red said with a forced smile. “Right in the money maker.”

“Do you have anything else to say?” Dash asked.

“If I did will I get punched?” Red asked.

“Yes.” Dash said.

“Then no.” Red said.

“Red.” Dash said.

“I love you.” Red said.

“Do I have to use the book on you?” Dash asked calmly.

“Hey Alex looks tired I’ll bring him to his bed.” Red said, jumping up and lifting Alex into his arms.

“I’m sure Rose will be more than happy to lend me her whip.” Dash smiled.

“You’re not blaming me for Alex’s fetishes.” Red said.

“What do you mean?” Dash asked.

“I’m sure he did what he did by free will and could have left at any point, and that you can ask him on. So I will not be pulled into your… love… trap.” Red said defensively.

“If it’s that simple then why didn’t you tell me that in the first place?” Dash asked, sounding entirely unconvinced.

“Because you’re…” Red said, stopping himself immediately.

“Red.” Dash stated.

“I love you.” Red repeated.

“Do I need to read that highly detailed report to find out the truth?” Dash asked. “Because if I do and you’re lying… it won’t be enjoyable.” There was a small pause. “For you at least.”

“Don’t worry he liked it.” Red said.

“You really think a seventeen year old boy would enjoy gallons of cum being pumped through his body?” Dash asked.

“You do…” Red mumbled.

Alex’s eyes opened up slightly.

“Look who’s awake.” Dash smiled.

“Yes I’m very awake.” Red said, putting a hand over Alex’s eyes.

“Alex… why don’t yo-” Dash was cut off when Alex mumbled something.

Red’s eyes widened and there was a bright flash as he and Alex teleported into Scootaloo’s room.

“WHAT THE HELL!” Scootaloo shouted.

Dash stood up and calmly walked up to Scootaloo’s bedroom door.

Red set Alex down on the bed and quickly locked the door. He immediately turned to Scootaloo and pointed accusingly at her. “You.” He stated.

“You were the one who suggested it in the first place!” Scootaloo said.

Red heard Dash walk away from the door. After a moment he heard the basement door fly open.

Red’s face turned to panic. “Angry pregnant woman in a chemistry lab… we’re all going to die because of you.” He said.

“Y… you were the one… who left me… to drown… in cum…” Alex muttered.

“I didn’t make you take off your clothes and bend over, that was all you.” Red stated.

“Yeah… but… you ignored… me when… I nodded after you asked… did I want you to stop it…” Alex said.

“Okay listen… tell Dash it was an accident or… or you wanted to do it. Tell her that and I’ll do whatever you want for a week… no a month!” Red pleaded.

“Yeah… you’re the one who lied to her…” Alex said.

“Oh. You’re so dead.” Scootaloo said.

“But… alright.” Alex said. “I’ll tell her I wanted it…”

Red rushed over and hugged Alex. “Thank you!” He said.

Alex grunted quietly.

There were two bright flashes as Red disappeared and reappeared with Rainbow Dash.

“Red. You know I don’t enjoy being lied to.” Dash said.

Red looked at Alex.

“He didn’t. I wanted it to happen.” Alex said.

“Mm…” Dash said, staring at Alex.

“It made Scootaloo happy so I wanted it.” Alex said.

Scootaloo blushed and stared at the ground.

“Yeah I know, but I also know you wanted to stop in the end. That’s why not only will Red be tending to your whims, but mine too. At least until I’ve decided he’s repaid his debt.” Dash smiled.

Red’s eyes shot to Dash. “What?” He said.

“And let’s not stop while we’re ahead… Scootaloo do you want a sandwich?” Dash asked.

“Yes.” Scootaloo nodded. “But… yeah… I want one that has flavor… Sooo… I’m fine.”

Everyone’s head turned to a green flash and saw Sam standing there with an apron on. “You called me earlier. Sorry I’m late.” He said.

“Sweet! Someone who can cook!” Scootaloo smiled.

“Yay! I can eat again!” Alex said.

“How about I uh… go work on something… to make Alex better.” Red suggested.

“Yeah go do that.” Scootaloo said.

“Did you need anything else?” Red asked.

“Nope.” Scootaloo said.

“I made a full 3 course meal for each of you… and guess what!” Sam smiled.

“What?” Alex and Scootaloo asked.

“For dessert… Coconut cream pie!” Sam said.

Red let out a loud and awkward laugh, quickly covering his mouth and rushing out of the room.

Alex groaned and his head hit a pillow.

“Sounds… great…” Scootaloo said.

“What? You don’t like cream pies?” Sam asked curiously. “Twilight usually does.”

Dash’s mouth twisted as she held back a laugh. “You… don’t say.” She said.

“Please… I’ve had enough cream filling for thirty people… for eight months…” Alex groaned into the pillow.

“What about you Scootaloo? Did you want a cream pie?” Sam asked.

“No thanks…” Scootaloo said with a barely visible blush.

“Okay!” Sam nodded, teleporting into the kitchen.

Dash scooted closer to Scootaloo. “Hey…” She whispered.

“Y… yeah?” Scootaloo asked.

Dash grabbed Scootaloo so she couldn’t run away. “So you gave yourself a blow job?” She asked.

Scootaloo’s face grew bright red. “Y… y… yeah…” She mumbled.

“How was it?” Dash asked.

“G… great…” Scootaloo muttered. “It felt… amazing…”

Dash bit her lip and smiled. “Why don’t you talk a little more about it?” She asked.

“I’m… I’m good…” Scootaloo muttered.

“Oh I bet you’re good… I’d be good if I could shove my own dick down my throat. If I had one that is…” Dash said calmly.

Scootaloo mumbled something and her blush grew even brighter.

“Could you say that again?” Dash asked, leaning closer.

Scootaloo shook her head.

“C’mon squirt… tell me.” Dash said, nudging her slightly.

Scootaloo shook her head violently.

“Ohhh… I know now.” Dash said with a goofy smirk on her face.

“I’d… s…” Scootaloo mumbled.

“Go on… say it.” Dash bit her lip.

“S… suck… it… f… for you…” Scootaloo finished quietly.

Dash’s face blanked. “Wh… huh?” She said.

“Nothing…” Scootaloo muttered.

Alex let out a defeated sigh. “There goes my pride.” He said.

“Well… I um…” Dash mumbled, looking at the floor.

“F… forget I said that…” Scootaloo mumbled, her gaze shooting to the wall.

“You’re… not my ‘biological’ daughter so… it um… wouldn’t TECHNICALLY be… wrong.” Dash scratched her head.

Scootaloo just shook her head.

“I mean if Red’s up for it…” Dash mumbled, trailing off slightly.

“I’m going to go to the bathroom…” Scootaloo mumbled.

Chapter 7: Biggest Fears

“You’re soooo nice for carrying me!” Pinkie giggled.

Van struggled, his knees shaking as he carried Pinkie on his shoulders.

“Pinkie I don’t think he is capable of carrying you.” Axel chuckled.

“Are… you calling me fat?” Pinkie asked.

“No I’m calling Van a fragile flower.” Axel corrected.

Van looked back at Axel.

“Would you prefer I specified a type?” Axel asked with a growing grin. “Lily or pansy, take your pick.”

Van shook his head and went back to looking straight ahead. He took a step forward and lost his balance, stumbling back and grunting as he hit the ground, quickly being muffled as Pinkie’s ass landed on his face.

“Oof! That could have been worse.” Pinkie giggled.

Van was struggling to get his head out from under her ass.

“Pinkie maybe you should…” Axel started.

Pinkie wiggled around a little so that Van could breathe.

“Yeah there ya go...” Axel sighed.

Van took in a few deep breaths.

“How’s it smell?” Pinkie bit her lip, grinding her hips around.

Van glared up at Axel.

“Hey I didn’t shove it in your face, that was all her.” Axel said, holding his hands up defensively.

Van rolled his eyes.

“Pinkie let’s not have sex in public please.” Axel said.

Pinkie was half way through taking off her shirt. “Aww…” She whined.

Van closed his eyes and sighed.

“Dlllphaaaah!” Pinkie moaned from the warm breath on her crotch.

“Okay Van that’s quite enough.” Axel joked.

Van stared up at Axel, his eyes practically pleading for help.

Axel laughed and walked up to Pinkie, hoisting her over his shoulder. “Okay let’s not give him a heart attack please.” He said.

Van pushed himself up onto his feet.

“Onward!” Pinkie pointed.

“So you’ve never seen where WE live have you?” Axel asked.

Van nodded.

Axel walked into their house and set Pinkie down. She turned around and saw the numerous paintings either hung up on the wall or leaning against it. “Whooooa.” She said, staring at them in awe.

Van smiled a little and his cheeks reddened slightly.

“There’s sooooo many!” Pinkie announced as she ran along the walls and ran her hand along them.

“Yeah he really loves painting, and I guess when you can’t talk… It’s a great way to express yourself.” Axel smiled, wrapping an arm around Van and pulling him against himself.

Van shrugged a little and slightly hugged Axel.

One painting in particular caught Pinkie’s eye. There was a familiar one hanging prominently on the wall with a face print in the center of it. She looked at Van and blinked a few times.

“Yeah that’s his favorite one.” Axel said.

Van chewed on his lip and looked up at Pinkie.

Axel let go of Van and smiled. Pinkie walked up to Van with a big smile on her face too as she stopped and stared at him.

Van smiled and stared back at her. After a moment he hugged her.

Pinkie nuzzled herself against him and buried her face into his neck.

Van smile grew and he laid his head on top of hers.

Pinkie looked over at Axel and stared at him. Axel rolled his eyes before walking up to the two of them and lifting them onto his shoulders. “Yaaaaaay!” Pinkie giggled loudly.

Van slowly shook his head and glanced between the two of them.

Axel carried the two to his room and dropped them on the bed before sitting next to them. “So what’s planned for today?” He asked.

“I ‘unno.” Pinkie shrugged. The two of them turned and stared at Van.

Van glanced quickly between the two of them as he chewed on his lip. His face turned red again.

“Whatcha thinkin aboooout?” Pinkie asked, scooting close to Van.

Van stared directly at Axel.

Axel tossed Van his notebook and pencil.

Van stared down at it for a moment. He slowly wrote down something into it before staring at the paper. He quickly shoved it into Axel’s hands.

Axel looked down at the page and back up at Van, raising an eyebrow. “Oh so you’re thinking about going in, rather than out.” He joked.

Van stared at the floor and his face turned to an even brighter shade of red.

“Ohhh I see…” Pinkie giggled, wrapping her arms around Van and pulling his head to her chest.

Van chewed on his lip some more.

“Oh Vanny Wanny… you’re so cute…” Pinkie said in a baby voice as she nuzzled him tightly between her breasts.

Van’s entire body stiffened up.

“Vanny Wanny?” Alex snorted a laugh and quickly covered his mouth.

“Come here Axy Waxy… you’re part of this hug too.” Pinkie said, opening her arms.

Axel’s face blanked as he stared at Pinkie’s chest.

Van stared at Axel with a smirk.

Axel stared at her chest for a few more seconds before he pressed it to her other breast, nearly headbutting it as he did so. Pinkie giggled and put an arm around the two of them, holding them in a tight embrace. “This is nice.” She smiled.

“Mmphm…” Axel mumbled.

Van nodded.

“Oooo I know! Axel go and make us some snacks. Van get something to prop this blanked up.” Pinkie said.

Axel made his way back to the room with a tray of food. He stepped inside to see neither Pinkie nor Van in sight. The one difference was a fort in the corner of the room made from pillows and blankets. He raised an eyebrow and walked over to it. “Password!” A muffled voice came from the fort.

“Excuse me?” Axel asked.

One of the pillows fell forward like a drawbridge and Pinkie poked her head out. “Password!” She said.

Van peeked out and waved at Axel.

“I come baring tribute to the queen.” Axel smiled, holding out the tray. Pinkie stared at the tray and licked her lips.

“Okay you may enter… Van tell him the password.” Pinkie said.

Van looked at Pinkie with a look that said, ‘Really?’

“Well I guess if you don’t want the food…” Axel shrugged.

Pinkie grabbed Van and shook him. “Do something!” She said quickly.

Van looked around for a moment before he grabbed the pad and pen. He quickly wrote down, ‘Password.’ onto it. He showed it to Axel.

Axel raised an eyebrow. “Password?” He asked.

Pinke crawled out of the fort, grabbed the food and crawled back in. “Yesh.” She said, immediately stuffing her face.

Van crawled back into the fort.

Axel crawled in as well and Pinkie pulled up the ‘drawbridge’. “So…” Axel smiled.

Van raised an eyebrow as he looked at Axel.

“Soooo?” Pinkie asked.

“Why don’t we talk about… find out a little more about each other.” Axel suggested.

“Great idea!” Pinkie said.

“Well let’s think of some questions.” Axel said.

Van scratched his chin as he thought.

“Oh oh! I know…” Pinkie said excitedly.

Van looked at her intently.

Pinkie motioned for Van to give her the notebook.

Van handed her the notebook and pen. She tore out a few blank pages and handed one to Van, and one to Axel. “Let’s write down our biggest fear…” She said, scribbling something down on the paper.

Van stared at the paper for a moment before he wrote something down.

Axel glanced at the two of them before scribbling something onto his piece of paper.

Van turned his piece of paper over and hid what he wrote from the two of them.

“So why write it down?” Axel asked.

“Because! It’s easier to write it down than it is to say it right?” Pinkie smiled.

Axel shrugged. “I suppose so.” He said.

Pinkie turned her note over as well and slid it over to Van, taking his shortly after.

Van looked at her note before looking up at her.

Pinkie looked down at Van’s note and cocked her head. ”You sure you didn’t peek at mine?” She asked.

Van nodded.

“Why? What’s it say.” Axel asked. Pinkie looked at Van for a few moments.

“Well…” Pinkie started. Both her and Van slid their paper to Axel. He looked down at them and saw they both said the same thing. ‘Being alone.’

Pinkie turned to Van and stared at him again.

Van leaned closer and wrapped his arms around her.

“I mean… It’s why I’m always out trying to make new friends. I’m… Scared of ending up alone.” Pinkie said quietly, nuzzling herself against Van. He notices the glistening in her eyes as if she was sad.

Van grabbed the notebook and wrote down, ‘You’ll never be alone. I won’t let that happen.’ into it and gently put it in her hands.

Pinkie smiled and placed a kiss on his cheek. “It… can’t be easy for you. You don’t seem to be very open to making friends… and Axel isn’t around ALL the time… is he?” She asked.

Axel stared at Van with a little bit of surprise in his eyes.

Van just continued to hug Pinkie tightly.

“Van… I… had no idea…” Axel mumbled.

Pinkie smiled. “But we won’t have to worry about that anymore will we?” She asked.

Van shook his head and smiled widely.

Axel scooted over and was immediately pulled into a hug by Pinkie. “I love you two…” She said.

“I love you Pinkie… I love you Van.” Axel said, putting his arm around the two of them.

Van hugged the both of them.

“Yeah… knowing you we’ll never have a second alone.” Axel chuckled.

Van shrugged as his smile grew slightly.

“Mm… we never saw your paper Axel.” Pinkie said.

“That’s not important… I’m just happy that we get to bond like this.” Axel said, hugging them a little tighter.

Pinkie stared at Axel for a moment before glancing to Van.

Van quickly grabbed Axel’s note and gave it to Pinkie.

Axel looked down at the floor as Pinkie read the note. “Aww… That’s adorable.” She said.

Van leaned over to get a look at the note.

“Really?” She asked.

Axel shrugged. “I can’t…” He mumbled.

Van saw that it just said ‘water.’

“You can’t swim?” Pinkie asked.

“I’ve just… had some bad experiences. And I never learned because of them…” Axel said quietly. The two of them could see Axel was shaking.

Van nuzzled Axel’s cheek.

Pinkie quickly hugged Axel. “Just don’t think about it…” She said.

“I… I won’t.” Axel mumbled.

Van hugged Axel tightly and laid his head down on Axel’s shoulder.

“Hey…” Pinkie whispered.

“Huh?” Axel mumbled. Pinkie took a piece of food and smeared it on Axel’s face.

“Food…” She whispered.

Van stifled a little laugh.

Axel rubbed his face against Pinkie’s, making her yelp, squeal and giggle, trying her hardest to push him away.

Van grabbed some food and smeared it down the side of Axel’s head.

Axel scraped it off his head and ate it. “Nom.” He said.

Van smiled a little more.

“So what’s next?” Pinkie smiled.

“Mm… well why don’t we go out and pay Twilight a visi- I mean annoy Twilight.” Axel chuckled.

Van nodded.

“Great idea!” Pinkie giggled, jumping to her feet and sending her upper half through the pillow fort, making it implode and collapse on the other two.

Van threw some of the pillows off of himself and right onto Axel.

Axel tackled Van and put him in a headlock. Van twisted Axel’s arm and rolled forward, spiraling Axel over his shoulder and to the floor.

Pinkie stared wide eyed at Van.

Van’s eyes widened slightly before he sighed and shrugged.

“Ahg… damn it…” Axel grunted, clenching his arm in pain. “I think… It’s broken…”

Van’s eyes widened again and he instantly got down to his brother’s side.

“Gotcha.” Axel said, grabbing Van and tripping him, immediately climbing onto Van’s back and pinning him to the floor.

Van struggled uselessly underneath Axel.

“Tap out.” Axel demanded. Pinkie held out a hand to Van, suggesting to tag her.

Van tagged Pinkie’s hand.

“DING DING!” Pinkie shouted, tackling Axel off of Van and through the pillows.

Van rolled over and looked at the two of them.

Axel’s form shifted to his werewolf self. He lifted Pinkie into the air and tossed him at Van, sending the two of them onto the bed. He sprinted towards them and dove onto the bed. “BODY SLAM!” He shouted, landing directly on top of them roughly.

Van grunted.

Pinkie and Van were put pulled into a bear hug by Axel, tightening his grip around them immensely.

Van struggled against Axel’s grip.

Pinkie moved her head forward and kissed Axel on the lips. His eyes widened and his grip loosened. Van immediately slipped out and twisted Axel’s leg, sending him to the bed. Both him and Pinkie jumped on top of him and held him down.

“Nngh… you think… I can’t take you both?” Axel grunted.

Van shook his head, twisting Axel’s ankle.

“Tap out!” Pinkie demanded, jumping up and down on Axel’s back.

“Ngh… I… G… fng…” Axel grunted with every bounce.

Van turned Axel’s ankle further.

“Dreeeeahn…” Axel grunted in pain, tapping rapidly on the bed. Pinkie giggled and rolled off of Axel, her eyes locking on to Van’s and giving him a death stare.

Van let go of Axel’s ankle and he braced himself.

Pinkie tackled Van off the bed and into the large pile of pillows, the two of them disappearing from view as they sank into them.

Axel sat up and stared at the pile. “Pinkie? Van?” He called.

There wasn’t a response.

Axel jumped off the bed and walked up to the pile, moving a few pillows and smiling. Pinkie was lying on top of Van and the two of them were fast asleep. “Mm… okay.” He laughed, putting the pillows back over them and sitting next to them, lying back on one of the pillows. He glanced back at the two before closing his eyes and drifted off to sleep with them.

Chapter 8: Instincts

Van’s eyes opened. He noticed he was lying in the devastation of the once glorious Pillow Fort Delta. His eyes shifted to see Pinkie’s foot pressing against his cheek, along with her snores. He looked around even more and saw Axel was asleep beside her.

“Mnnah…” Axel mumbled, drool sliding down his face as he extended his arms and started making pinching motions with his hands. “Mm… squeeze squeeze…”

Van smiled a little and shook his head.

Pinkie rolled over and scooted against Van, nuzzling her head into his chest. “Nmnmnmn… bphh…” She sputtered lazily, licking her lips.

Van hugged her and started to close his eyes..

“Mah… mah…” Pinkie chanted, pulling Van’s lower lip down and letting it go repeatedly.

Van pulled his head away from Pinkie.

“Maaaaaaaah…” Pinkie whined quietly.

Van sighed and put his head closer to her again.

“Mah.” Pinkie said happily, repeating her earlier annoyances. She stopped for a few moments and moved down, crawling under his shirt and wiggling around beneath it.

Van looked down and watched her intently.

Pinkie started rolling around on the floor, still under his shirt and dragging him with her.

Van grunted and attempted to stop himself from rolling.

Axel opened his eyes slowly and noticed Van and Pinkie crashing into everything. “You okay there buddy?” He asked.

Van silently pleaded with Axel to stop it.

Axel held his hands out and clapped loudly. Pinkie jumped immediately and froze. A few moments later she stuck her head through Van’s collar and looked up at him. “Hi.” She smiled.

Van smiled slightly.

“Why am In your shirt?” Pinkie asked.

“Oh he was playing a game… It’s his turn now.” Axel said with a smirk.

Van glared at Axel.

Pinkie moved out of Van’s shirt and lifted hers up, pulling him to her chest before putting it back down. “This is fun!” She giggled.

Van struggled a little before his body completely relaxed.

“How’s the weather in there?” Axel asked jokingly.

Van tapped Pinkie and his hand popped out of her shirt, motioning to Axel.

Pinkie’s head turned and she stared at Axel. “Yes I would like to play.” He nodded.

Pinkie felt Van shake his head.

“Mmmmmotor boat!” Pinkie giggled loudly.

Van stopped shaking his head.

“I see he’s enjoying the game more than anyone.” Axel chuckled.

Pinkie slid Van out of her shirt and stared at him.

Van stared right back at Pinkie.

“I know what we haven’t done yet…” Pinkie whispered.

Van’s face reddened.

“Orgy!” Pinkie shouted, throwing her arms up.

Axel’s eyes widened. “Wha?” He choked out.

Van’s eyes widened and his face got even redder.

“We’ll invite eeeeveryone!” Pinkie giggled.

“Um… I don’t…” Axel stammered.

Van shook his head.

“Maybe… we should… have sex normally… without large amounts of people first.” Axel suggested.

“Oh you’re right… that wouldn’t be very fair.” Pinkie nodded.

Van stopped shaking his head but his face remained a bright red.

Pinkie stood up and pulled down her pants. “Sex it is!” She declared.

Van glanced between Axel and Pinkie.

“I… mean… if you’re up for it?” Axel shrugged.

Pinkie quickly disposed of her shirt and bra, throwing them onto Van.

Van remained frozen. Axel walked up to Van and took the shirt and bra off his face. The first thing he saw when his vision returned was Pinkie bent over the bed and staring back at the two.

Van looked up at Axel.

“Okay as sudden as this is even for me… you have to understand how casual sex is for HER. So it’s not like you’re going to do anything wrong…” Axel whispered.

Van chewed on his lip as he thought.

Axel shrugged. “I’ll go first then.” He said, approaching Pinkie. She patted the bed and Axel sat down in front of her. She started pulling his clothes off and tossing them to the side before engulfing his dick between her breasts and giggling.

Van slowly stood up and shakily started to remove his own clothing. His eyes darted between Pinkie and Axel.

Axel’s head fell back to the bed as she took the head of his length into her mouth and circled her tongue around it. “Dddn… ohh yeah…” He sighed.

Van slowly approached from behind and stared down at her back.

Pinkie bobbed her head slowly, taking more and more of Axel into her mouth each time.

Van shakily pressed his tip to Pinkie’s ass hole.

“MMPHMH!” Pinkie choked, yanking Axel’s dick out of her throat and causing him to grunt. She turned back to Van and stared at him. “What ya dooooin?”

Van glanced nervously between Axel and Pinkie.

“Yeah when I said you couldn’t do anything wrong…” Axel started.

Van slowly pulled back and chewed on his lip.

“Mm… If you want to do it go ahead.” Pinkie smiled.

Van smiled slightly as he again pressed his tip to her ass.

“Getting a little cold here.” Axel said. Pinkie turned back to Axel and sheathed his dick in her throat. He sighed again and his head slipped back to the bed for the second time.

Van grunted as he pushed the first inch of his dick into Pinkie.

Pinkie closed her eyes and moaned around Axel, repeatedly swallowing to get him off faster. “Nnnohh… Jeez…” Axel mumbled.

Van grabbed her hips and pushed himself entirely into her. He started panting heavily as soon as his hips made contact with hers.

Pinkie choked and sputtered from the alien feeling invading her backside. Axel put his hands on the back of her head and manually moved her up and down. “Don’t worry about her Van… go as fast as you want.” He said.

Van held himself still for a few more seconds before he started to slowly thrust in and out of her.

“Thaaaat’s the spirit.” Axel said, thrusting his hips in and out of her throat, ignoring the muffled chokes and gags she was letting out.

Van stopped thrusting and glared at Axel.

Axel stared at him. “What?” He asked.

Pinkie slammed her hips back and started grinding them around roughly.

Van grunted and started thrusting again, his eyes shut tightly as he leaned down over top of Pinkie.

Axel held Pinkie to the base of his crotch and moaned as he shot the first of many loads down her throat. “This was a great idea…” He mumbled.

Van thrust roughly into her and started shooting his loads into her body. With little warning he started thrusting into her again causing his cum to get forced deeper into her.

Axel pulled her head off of him and she started gasping for breath, pressing her face into the blankets as she bathed in the pleasure of Van’s pounding.

Van gasped as he further increased the speed of his thrusts.

Axel lifted Pinkie up and onto the bed, forcing Van’s dick out of her.

Van looked around in slight surprise before he stared at Axel.

Axel flipped Pinkie around so she was sitting in his lap, quickly replacing the dick that was once in her ass with his. “Nngh…” He grunted, moving a hand forward and pushing two fingers into her pussy.

“Ohhhhh Axellll!” Pinkie moaned loudly, unable to move her hips from the hand holding her and the rod impaled inside her.

Van tugged on Axel’s hand.

“Come on Van… she needs something a little more...” Axel started. He transformed shortly after, his dick growing to nearly twice the size and causing Pinkie to scream as he bounced her up with every thrust. He pointed to Van, then her pussy and motioned him over.

Van climbed onto the bed and transformed, pushing himself into her slit immediately. Pinkie gasped as both their lengthy canine shafts filled both her holes. “There… now let’s really show her a good time.” Axel grunted, gripping her hips and grinding her around both his and Van’s dick. Electricity shot through Pinkie, both their furry bodies rubbed against her as she was sandwiched between them.

Van growled slightly as he increased the force of his thrusts.

Axel’s sharpened teeth sank into Pinkie’s neck, causing her to scream and thrash around, only tightening around both their shafts.

Van’s claws sank into her back as he started brutalizing her pussy.

Pinkie’s hands shot forward, trying feebly to push Van away but losing control as her body shook with an orgasm, going limp and letting them toss her around with each thrust without resistance.

Axel’s claws sank into her breast as they moved to her chest from her hips. Her eyes rolled back and the copious amounts of her juices spilled out endlessly onto the three of them and soaking the bed.

Van’s knot bulged out and he slammed it up into Pinkie parallel to Axel, locking them inside both of her holes.

Axel snarled and howled as their balls swelled and released their prodigious loads. Pinkie slowly bloated out to the double stuffed oreo she was soon to become sandwiched between the two sweaty wolves and moaning weakly from the cream filling she was being injected with.

Axel started licking the wounds he made clean as his knot seemed to grow in order to trap the thick and frothy sperm that was getting harder and harder to contain.

Van licked her breasts, inciting a moan from Pinkie as his knot was swelling twice as fast. His orgasm was by far the abundant, filling her with with a bucket’s worth with every veiny, pulsating twitch of his girthy wolf prick.

“Snnnnphll…” Pinkie sputtered, her entire body shaking violently with a constant orgasm.

Axel inhaled her scent, sniffing around her head. He teasingly nipped at her ear as Van started suckling from her breast. Pinkie’s mouth dropped open as drool slipped down her chest. Axel’s head shot down and lapped up the drool, licking up her chest until he reached her mouth with his lengthier tongue, shoving it in hers as he closed the gap with a kiss.

“So this is where they live?” Twilight asked.

“I think so.” Fluttershy nodded.

“Well I can hear something going on in there so I think they’re home.” Dash shrugged, smiling as she looked down at the two babies in her arms, whose attention span were non-existent.

Red reached up and knocked on the door, waiting for a minute before glancing at the others. “Maybe they’re bus-” He was cut off as the door opened and Sam waved to them.

“How’d you…” Twilight started, looking behind her.

“Teleported.” Sam said.

“That’s rude Sam… you can’t just break in.” Twilight said, shaking her head.

“I don’t think they could answer the door if they wanted to.” Sam said, motioning to the bedroom. Everyone glanced at each other before walked through the house and looking in. They saw Pinkie lying back, Axel attached to her breast, kneading it as he drank. Van had dozed off and was curled up next to the two of them.

“Oh hi!” Pinkie waved.

“I can see why…” Red mumbled.

“Pinkie are you okay?!” Twilight’s eyes opened wide as she saw the wounds dug into several areas of her body.

“I’m fiiiine.” Pinkie waved dismissively.

Van’s eyes opened slowly and he yawned, stretching his arms and legs out before crawling up and suckling on Pinkie’s unused breast. “They’re so adorable and sweet…” Pinkie smiled, running his hand gently through their fur.

“Why am I not at all surprised that this happened?” Red questioned.

“I have no idea…” Dash shrugged.

“Not really surprising, I mean… What else would have happened?” Sam asked.

“I guess with Pinkie nothing is surprising.” Twilight said.

“I don’t even know what to say about this… it’s just so…” Red started.

“Hot and sweaty?” Dash suggested, staring at the two naked men on the bed.

“Yes that… but considering what else has happened it’s just… normal.” Red said.

“Oh yeah speaking of normal… Maybe we should check to see if Alex is okay.” Dash said.

“What’s wrong with Alex?” Twilight and Sam both asked, turning to Dash.

“Oh he’s just tied up in our basement.” Dash said.

Twilight stared at Dash. “Excuse me?” She questioned.

“It’s to protect my ass.” Red said.

“Your ass is mine, it will never be safe.” Dash said, resting her head on Red’s shoulder.

“Yes… and I want to keep it at least partially intact… I do enjoy not having to apply medicine to it everyday.” Red said, putting an arm around Dash.

Pinkie let out a relaxed sigh as Van and Axel started to clean and groom her with their tongues.

Dash and Twilight stared at Pinkie intently.

Sam looked at Red.

“Yeah… Maybe we should go check on Alex… right now.” Red said.

“I think maybe we should get Pinkie checked in to a hospital first.” Twilight suggested.

“Yeah. That too.” Red nodded.

Twilight stepped towards the bed and immediately caught Axel and Van’s attention. “Um… we should probably get her to a ho-” She was cut off as Axel growled quietly at her.

“Really.” Red said as he stared at Axel.

“Okay hold on I got this.” Sam said, stepping up to the bed. Axel and Van looked up at him.

Sam reached towards Axel, who watched his hand intently. He scratched Axel’s head with a smile on his face. Axel’s tongue fell out and he rolled over onto his back, kicking a leg into the air and drooling. “That’s a good boy…” Sam said. Van jumped up and attempted to tackle Sam. The moment he came in contact with him, he attached to Sam and froze. Sam remained unmoved, like a brick wall as he continued to scratch Axel’s head. Van started licking Sam’s cheek in an attempt to get his attention.

“Okay now it’s getting a little strange…” Red said.

“Alright time to go back to normal.” Sam said. There was a green glow from his horn as both Axel and Van were forced back to their normal selves. Van blinked a few times, his arms starting to shake as he lost the werewolf strength he had previously, plummeting off Sam’s tall figure and to the floor.

Axel glanced around at everyone. “Where was I just now?” He asked.

Van’s eyes widened for a moment before he passed out from the shock of finding himself naked in a room full of people.

“Sucking on Pinkie’s breasts.” Red said, motioning towards Pinkie.

Pinkie waved as Axel looked at her. “Oh.” He mumbled. Axel looked up at Sam. “Why are you petting me?”

Sam’s hand stopped immediately and jerked it away. “I dunno…” He said.

“Let’s get Pinkie to a hospital.” Red said.

Axel looked down at Van’s limp body. “Yeah I’ll get him dressed and meet you there.” He nodded.

Sam reached over and lifted Pinkie up onto his shoulders. “Okay ready.” He said.

“Uh Sam… I think she can still wal-” Twilight started.

“Shhhhh…” Pinkie whispered.

Sam’s eyes shifted to the cum that was leaking onto his body from Pinkie’s lower half.

“What’s wrong?” Red asked.

Sam scooped some of the white substance on his finger and sniffed it. His nose started twitching.

“What’s… wrong?” Red repeated.

“I… don’t know.” Sam said.

“Okay… Um…” Red mumbled.

Sam licked it off his fingers and paused, his eyes darting around as he thought.

“Sam!” Twilight stared wide eyed at him.

“Now it’s gotten really weird.” Red said.

“Tastes familiar…” Sam mumbled.

“What?” Red questioned.

“What’s it taste like?” Dash inquired curiously.

Red stared at Dash.

“You destroyed our son-in-law’s ass for science, It’s only right that I get to drink their cum.” Dash said.

Twilight and Axel turned to Dash and stared at her.

“I… I didn’t… destroy his ass… he…” Red mumbled.

“He just did it himself you’re right.” Dash said, pushing Red away and scooping some of the cum off Sam’s shoulder and tasting it.

“I’ll… just go wait outside…” Red grumbled as he walked out of the room.

“That… does taste familiar.” Dash said.

Everyone turned to Twilight to see she had already tasted it and was scooping some into a vial. “What? I’m doing… research.” She said.

“I’m sure…” Dash said, taking another dollop into her mouth.

“Tasty right?” Pinkie giggled as she scooped some directly from her pussy and ate it.

“Um…” Axel mumbled. “Glad to know I’m contributing.”

“Um… Dash!” Red called, a slight bit of fear was clear in his voice.

Dash turned and peeked her head out of the room. “Yeahsh?” She slurred, swallowing more of the white liquid.

Red slowly turned to Dash, “He’s… escaped…” He said.

“And? He’s not aiming for me.” Dash said.

“If he’s so lust controlled that he’s after me… what’s to say he won’t go after anyone else?” Red questioned, “I don’t think that battering ram of a dick will be fun for anyone he’s after…”

“You know you have magic… he’s not physically stronger dumbass.” Dash rolled her eyes.

“Yeah… but there’s that chance that he’s going after someone he’ll be able t-” Red stopped. “Oh god we did tell him about what happened between Cecil and me…”

“What do you mean?” Dash asked.

“I think if he get’s the jump on anyone he’d be able to take them…” Red said.

“Hey…” Dash said, her emotions slowly fading as she looked around. “Didn’t Fluttershy come in with us?”

“Yes…” Red nodded slowly.

“So where is she?” Dash asked.

Everyone heard the toilet flush. Fluttershy walked out shortly after and looked at Dash and Red. “Oh… sorry. I had to pee.” She said apologetically.

Red let out a sigh of relief. “It’s fine.” He said.

Fluttershy looked into the bedroom and turned bright red. “Wh… what…” She mumbled.

“Oh yeah you gotta try this stuff!” Dash said.

Later, at the hospital:

“So how’s she doing?” Twilight asked.

“Well the wounds weren’t too deep… But you should really ease down on the… roughness.” Cross said, glancing at Pinkie, Van, and Axel.

“What exactly did you do dear?” Rarity questioned.

“I didn’t think ya enjoyed that kind of stuff…” Applejack said.

“What kind of stuff?” Pinkie asked.

“I… nn… never mind.” Applejack sighed.

Van switched between staring at the ground and looking up at everyone.

Pinkie pulled Van and Axel against her. “You two were animals…” She giggled. “I’ve never seen either of you act like that, especially you Van…”

Van chewed on his lip and stared at the floor.

“Yeah… that uh… happens when we… get into it.” Axel mumbled.

“Phhht… I liked it, stop being so… you.” Pinkie said, kissing both of them on the cheek.

Fluttershy’s face had been red the entire time. “Fluttershy it’s alright…” Twilight said reassuringly.

Fluttershy just shook her head and looked at the floor.

“It’s a good thing that she wasn’t hurt too badly.” Red said.

“I like it when you take charge.” Pinkie whispered to Van.

Van’s face reddened slightly.

“Oh… Fluttershy do you know where Cecil is?” Red asked.

The door handle to the room started to turn. Fluttershy looked at the door and smiled. “That must be him.” She said. A moment later it opened and Nicholas walked in, stopping dead in his tracks as he saw everyone staring at him.

“Well… this is awkward.” Nicholas said.

Fluttershy tensed up as she saw him, her eyes brimming with terror as she screamed. Twilight’s magic surrounded Nicholas and threw him into the wall.

“STOP!” Dash shouted, stepping in between everyone and Nicholas.

The room grew dead silent as Twilight’s magic flickered off.

“As hard as it is for any of you to believe it he’s changed.” Dash said, staring at everyone.

Nicholas grunted as he climbed to his feet. “Nice to see you again sweetie…” He said, staring at Twilight.

“Sorry to be blunt but… what the fuck.” Applejack said.

“I don’t know how, so don’t ask me.” Dash said.

Nicholas stepped past everyone and stopped in front of Twilight, wrapping his arms around her and smiling. “So what have you been up to?” He asked.

Twilight struggled to get out of his grip. “Let go of me…” She mumbled.

Nicholas’ head turned as he felt a tapping on his shoulder. He looked into the stomach of a tall black figure, slowly moving his gaze up to his face. “Oh hello. You must be Sam.” He said.

Sam grabbed Nicholas by the collar and lifted him up effortlessly, setting him a few feet away from Twilight. After his feet hit the floor, Sam straightened his collar back to it’s previous neat decorum.

“Thank you.” Twilight and Nicholas said.

Nicholas turned to Fluttershy, who was curled up into a fetal position and shaking.

Dash walked over to Fluttershy and kneeled down beside her, “It’s alright he’s not going to hurt anyone.” Dash said comfortingly.

“I’d like to formally apologize to you all for my past transgressions and say that I’d like to start a clean slate…” Nicholas said.

Red sighed.

“I would also like to say that… Hold on where’s my brother.” Nicholas asked, looking around the room.

“None of us know where he is right now.” Dash said.

Red mumbled something to himself.

“Mm speak up?” Nicholas asked, leaning closer to Red.

“I dunno.” Red shrugged.

“Good on you.” Nicholas said, patting Red on the back.

“Yeah. It’s not a good thing that he’s out there alone right now.” Red said.

“Did you want me to hunt him down for you?” Nicholas asked. Everyone in the room immediately turned and stared at him.

“What?” Red questioned.

“Alive…” Nicholas said.

“Um…” Red mumbled.

“I’m sure… he’ll turn up eventually.” Twilight said.

The door to the room clicked open and Cecil walked in, immediately stopping and looking at everyone before turning to Nicholas. “Oh good you’re not dead…” He sighed.

“Can’t kill me twice.” Nicholas smirked.

“It’s good to see that you haven’t bee- It’s good to see that you’re in one piece Cecil!” Red said.

“So…” Cross started.

“Oh yes Cross… I have a few tasks for you. In fact, anyone in this room can help if they wish.” Nicholas said.

“What are these tasks?” Red questioned.

Nicholas passed out papers to everyone. Each page had several names written down on them.

“What are these for?” Dash asked.

“Suitable recruits.” Nicholas said bluntly. “Old friends of mine…”

“What are they getting recruited for?” Red questioned suspiciously.

“Well… I’m going to need my own staff.” Nicholas smiled. “Just tell them I sent you and they’ll know what to do from there.”

“What’s wrong with the current staff?” Twilight asked.

“Oh they’re fine… But I need my old team.” Nicholas said reassuringly. “I assure you… Nothing will change.”

“And where are we supposed to find them?” Red asked.

“You’re resourceful, you’ll figure it out.” Nicholas smiled, patting Red on the back again.

Red jerked away from Nicholas.

Cecil’s eyes shifted to Fluttershy and saw her still huddled in the corner. He rushed over and hugged her. “Hey it’s okay…” He said quickly.

Fluttershy immediately clung to him and pressed her face into his chest.

Pinkie stared at Nicholas intently, along with Van and Axel.

“You sound really, really familiar.” Axel said.

Van nodded in agreement.

“Oh you might be talking about Brent… I’m him. Hi.” Nicholas waved. “Sorry for breaking your prid- I mean wrist.”

“You what?” Twilight asked, her head snapping to Nicholas.

“Yes… again, sorry.” Nicholas repeated.

“He broke your wrist? You were using it just fine earlier.” Pinkie said, staring down at Axel’s hands.

“That was a while ago…” Axel said.

“Broken wrists don’t heal in a few days…” Twilight said.

“Yes she’s right… I’d assume your alternate ego helped heal it a bit.” Nicholas suggested.

“Neat.” Pinkie smiled.

“Yeah. That.” Axel nodded.

“I’d like to do a few tests on Scrappy and Clifford if that’s okay.” Nicholas asked, looking down at the clipboard he was holding.

“We don’t have rabies.” Axel said bluntly.

“Mm I already knew that. If you had them there would be a bullet in your brain.” Nicholas said, not taking his eyes off the page.

Van looked at Axel nervously.

“Then what tests do you want to run?” Axel asked uncertainly.

“Just some blood work, the usual. I don’t usually have two werewolves as patients.” Nicholas said.

“But… Pinkie is the patient…” Axel said.

“Hm?” Nicholas mumbled, glancing up from the sheet. “Oh, yes… right… Mm…”

“Nick…” Cecil said sternly.

“Oh I wasn’t planning on kidnapping them and seeing what their bodies can handle.” Nicholas said reassuringly and dismissively.

Van’s attention shifted between Nicholas and Axel rapidly.

“Um… Yeah…” Axel mumbled.

“Calm down Scooby… Nothing that won’t be consensual.” Nicholas said.

“Okay… Then no.” Axel said.

Nicholas stared at Axel silently.

“Nicholas no.” Cecil stated.

“I wasn’t going to drug him…” Nicholas said defensively.

Twilight sighed. “This is going to be a long day.” She said.

Chapter 9: Missing

“Bah bah bah bah.” Pinkie chanted, tugging on Axel’s hair with every word.

“What?” Axel asked.

“Nothing. Bah.” Pinkie said, tugging on his hair again.

Axel sighed.

“Whaaaat? I can’t tug on your hair and ‘bah’ when I want?” Pinkie asked, hugging him tightly against her.

“It’s… No you can…” Axel said.

“Yay!” Pinkie giggled, kissing Axel’s cheek.

Axel smiled and hugged her.

“Oh!” Pinkie said, her arms shooting in the air and knocking Axel onto the bed.

“What?” Axel asked.

“Where’s Van.” Pinkie said, tearing the room apart and looking under everything. “VAN!”

“I don’t know… But I’m sure he’s fine.” Axel said.

“Oh my god he’s deeeeeead!” Pinkie shouted, running around the room in a panic.

“He’s not dead…” Axel said.

“He’s so dead we don’t even have a word for it! Cadaverific? Yeah that!” Pinkie said.

“Why do you think he’s dead?” Axel asked.

“Because he’s not HERE!” Pinkie said seriously, diving onto the bed and burying her head in the pillows.

“So… What you’re saying is everyone’s dead… Since we’re the only two here.” Axel said.

“That is EXACTLY what I’m saying!” Pinkie cried. She stopped suddenly, sitting up and facing Axel. “Oh my god do you know what this means?”

“We have to repopulate.” Axel said as a smile widened on his face.

“Yes, but what else.” Pinkie said.

“I don’t know… What else is there?” Axel asked.

Pinkie leaned in close to his ear. “I don’t knooooow.” She whispered.

Axel laughed a little.

“Oh I remember! We must hunt for food in the desolate wasteland.” Pinkie stated, hopping to her feet and tearing her pants off.

“Pinkie.” Axel said.

“Pants only slow me down. Away!” Pinkie said, charging out of her room and leaving Axel alone on her bed.

“I’m just going to give it a minute.” Axel said to himself.

A few moments later, Pinkie slowly walked back into the room, staring at the floor.

“What’s wrong?” Axel asked.

“It’s not the end of the world.” She sighed. “No repopulation.”

“Oh… That’s too bad…” Axel said.

Pinkie’s face lit up and she smiled. “Wait! I know.” She said.

“What?” Axel asked curiously.

“We shall breed our own army. Now take off your clothes.” Pinkie said bluntly.

“Okay.” Axel said, stripping instantly.

“Hello? Anyone home?” Twilight called.

“Oh! Twilight’s here.” Pinkie said excitedly, rushing back out of the room.

Axel sighed and put his clothing back out, he followed Pinkie out of the room.

“Pinkie where are your pants?” Twilight asked.

“I dunno, where’s your face?” Pinkie asked.

“What do you m-” Twilight was cut off as Pinkie tackled Twilight, shoving her cunt into Twilight’s face.

“Between my legs.” Pinkie said.

“MMMPH!” Twilight shouted, trying frantically to shove Pinkie off.

Sam stood in the doorway to the cake shop, staring down at the two. “Are we having an orgy?” He asked curiously.

“No.” Axel said.

“Oh are we swinging?” Sam asked. “Does this mean you and me are…” He started, staring up at Axel.

“No!” Axel said quickly.

“Because if you wanted to I mean… It wouldn’t hurt. You aren’t THAT big.” Sam shrugged.

“Wh… What the hell are you…” Axel said, staring wide eyed at Sam.

“Not that you need to be. I mean you make Pinkie happy! That’s good enough.” Sam said. “I’m just saying in comparison to me… well uh…”

“You can change your…” Axel mumbled.

“It’s nothing to be ashamed of! I’m sure you’d make me cum just as much as Pinkie.” Sam said.

“We are not having sex.” Axel said bluntly.

“Oh so I’m not good enough for you is that it?” Sam questioned.

“It’s not that. It’s just…” Axel mumbled.

“MMMPHMH!” Twilight flailed.

Sam approached Twilight and lifted Pinkie up. She looked at him and smiled, clinging to Sam in a hug and giggling.

“What is going on!” Twilight said.

“We are breeding our own army and you are invited.” Pinkie said, reaching into Sam’s pants and grabbing his dick, not getting any sort of facial recognition from him at all.

“Oh. Okay.” Sam said.

Twilight looked up at Axel intently.

“Pinkie… How about we find Van first…” Axel said quickly.

“But…” Pinkie started, Sam’s pants already half undone.

“Pinkie. Let’s go look for Van.” Axel said.

“Ooookay.” Pinkie pouted, climbing the stairs to Axel and hopping on his back.

Sam took a step towards Twilight, only for his pants to fall down and send him tumbling to the floor on top of her.

“MPH!” Twilight shouted, Sam’s dick shoved firmly in her face.

“Oh, sorry.” Sam said, rolling off of her.

“I didn’t say stop.” Twilight said.

“Pinkie go put some pants on.” Axel said.

“My pants are on.” Pinkie said, wrapping her legs around Axel and giggling. “They’re very snug.”

“As much as I enjoy this, please go put some pants on.” Axel sighed.

“Awwww…” Pinkie groaned, falling off Axel and hitting the floor with a thud. She rolled back into the room and closed the door.

Axel looked down the stairs and saw that Twilight and Sam were in a 69.

“Mmph…” Twilight mumbled peacefully, Sam’s cock hilted firmly in her throat.

Axel sighed and shook his head.

The door flew open and Pinkie came out with a very short cut jean shorts, her ass bulging almost obscenely from them. “Ready!” She said.

“Where did you get that fedora?” Axel asked.

“I dunno yo!” Pinkie said.

“Okay.” Axel shrugged.

“Let’s go and get that ho bro! Yo yo!” Pinkie said, hopping back on Axel.

Axel groaned and shook his head. He carried her down the stairs and out the door.

“Where should we look first? You think he might have had a mighty thirst? And gone to get a drink you think?” Pinkie asked.

“What?” Axel questioned, looking back at her.

“Your brother Van man!” Pinkie said. “Where’s he gone mon?”

“Wha… I don’t…” Axel said uncertainly.

“You don’t know where we should go? You’re a disappointment bro!” Pinkie sighed.

“Why are you rapping?” Axel questioned.

“Why shouldn’t I? couldn’t I? wouldn’t I? You don’t know where to go, so you complaining about my rapping show!” Pinkie said. “You so lame, come to complain about my rapping brain, singing along on this rapping train!”

Axel groaned loudly. “Fine… Let’s just… Go search everywhere.” He said.

“Where should be start, knowing he has a proficiency with art?” Pinkie asked.

“We should start in the forest.” Axel said.

“Why would he be there? That’s dangerous to be in the Everfree!” Pinkie said, wiggling around on top of Axel in a panic.

“He’s a werewolf.” Axel said.

“Oh right, he’d put up a good fight.” Pinkie said quietly, calming down and returning to her normal calm posture.

“He’d be able to escape from anything that tried going after him.” Axel said, starting to walk to the Everfree.

Van’s POV:

I glanced around the trees, holding my palette in my right hand as I continued through the trees with the blank canvases on my back. My eyes wandered around the forest, searching for a suitable spot to paint. Maybe a nice creek? A nice open area, field of grass… lush meadows of…

‘Squeek!’

Huh? I looked down and saw a squirrel sitting at my feet.

‘Squeeek.’ It chimed, hopping on my foot and staring up at me.

I tilted my head slightly and looked back at it. I waved at it.

The squirrel held up a chestnut, staring at me.

I reached down and grabbed the the chestnut, staring curiously at it.

The squirrel squeaked several times before grabbing a small rock and hitting it against the ground.

I sighed and cracked it open. This is the first time I can say I busted a nut for a squirrel.

The squirrel squeaked happily and took the nut, immediately stuffing it into his mouth and climbing up my leg, stopping and resting on my shoulder.

I smiled and reached over to pat his head.

The squirrel hopped on my hand and ran into my sleeve, crawling around in my shirt.

I squirmed a little bit as it’s fur brushed against my skin.

The squirrel popped out from my collar and nibbled on my ear.

I smiled and playfully pushed him away. My head snapped to a fluttering sound, noticing a hummingbird hovering in front of me, staring at me curiously.

I stared back and a smile slowly crept onto my face.

The bird bolted off in the opposite direction. I immediately ran after it, following it over rougher terrain as twigs and branches snapped under my feet. I slowed to a stop as the sight of a large castle came into view. I stared at the castle, somewhat surprised that it was even out here. I looked around and noticed the large chasm between me and the castle. My eyes turned yet again to the hummingbird, staring at me before flying towards the large structure.

I looked around and noticed a rope bridge leading across the chasm. I quickly ran to it and dart across the bridge, chasing after the hummingbird. When I entered the castle I glanced around, looking at the many paintings and art lining the wall, my eyes widening as my mouth fell open, staring in awe at the halls. I slowly walked through the halls, taking in every piece of art that hung around them.

As I took a step, my foot sank into the floor slightly and a click was heard.

I quickly looked around to see what had happened. My sense of horror kicked in as I was startled by a loud grinding sound. Before I could react, I realized the ground under my feet was no longer there and immediately began to plummet. Just before I saw the ground, I met it with a sickening crack. I lied there motionless, breathing heavy as the pain of the fall slowly left me. As I grudgingly sat up I was greeted by a large stabbing pain in my leg. I looked down and saw that my foot was twisted at an angle it had never been able to get to before, then I noticed that it had already started to swell, turning a bruised purple color. My head slammed back against the floor as tears fell from my face.

As my head hit the floor I glanced upwards towards the trap door I had fallen into, seeing the light pouring in from the large hole in the ceiling above, and the light of the day was quickly fading. Panic started to set in. I quickly glanced around the pit to see if there was any way out and quickly realize the walls were all smooth, unable to climb. Not that I would be able to climb with the condition my foot was in anyways. I just need to calm down… My brother will find me. He always does. Once he realizes something’s wrong he will start looking for me. He’ll be here… right?