Pinkie Rampage.

by ChromeRegios

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Original Character, Comedy, Pinkie Pie
Length: 1481

Animator jokester

When an animator just want to have fun with a character... things start to get crazy than that of the live show itself... which happens while doing the very same show back stage...

(You are the animator, you go through a computer and started to draw the background of Sugar Cube Corner; counter, chairs, the pastries, trays and all that... and also the stairs. But instead, you drawn it on the sky, right above Sugar Cube Corner, as Pinkie yawns after a good night sleep and goes down the stairs but falls after the last step.)

(Not owning any of the said characters and such, just for the fun of it...)

Published 2012-04-04 09:44:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-04 09:44:02 UTC

Pinkie Rampage

Page 1

Scene 1

Sugar Cube Corner Scene...
Stairs in room...
Pinkie Pie comes down the stairs...

Pinkie: “Hi! I’m Pinkie Pie!”

(You are the animator, you go through a computer and started to draw the background of Sugar Cube Corner; counter, chairs, the pastries, trays and all that... and also the stairs. But instead, you drawn it on the sky, right above Sugar Cube Corner, as Pinkie yawns after a good night sleep and goes down the stairs but falls after the last step.)

SMACK!!!

(Pinkie falls down head first.)

“Hi...?” Pinkie said as she jumps to her feet and looks over you. “Oh you, Huh? Well if you're the one who's going to draw this picture, then count me out! Capital “O” capital “U” capital “T”, OUT! So goodbye to you and farewell to thee!”

(As Pinkie went to her room, you suddenly erased the door, causing her to hit a brick wall instead.)

Pinkie rubs her noggin and looks at you again. “Look buster, what's the big idea. I said I wasn’t working with you, and that is that!”

(You took the paint brush over to Pinkie’s back, and draped her with the color yellow.)

“EeiiiEe!!” Pinkie quickly grabbed the paintbrush and looked at you with such a frustrated look, then breaks the brush in two. “What's coming off here, anyway?!”

Pinkie looks behind her, to see a streak of yellow around her flank. “I have a good mind to tell Hasbro on you! (You created a small signboard on Pinkie’s hooves that reads “I won’t work!” on it) You're a menace to society and besides, I~” Pinkie notices it and threw it away.

“What are you trying to do, make me lose my job? (You then made another signboard which reads “I refuse to live up to my contract.”) After all, I worked here for a year now, and built up good will and~ EEK!!” Pinkie went to the side lines and eliminated the signboard again...

Then went back while wiping her back side to confront you...
“Alright, you’ve made your point! You’re the boss... just cut out the shenanigans and I’ll get to work... now uh... (You secretly drawn an Irish hat on her head) what's the first thing on the agend~”

Pinkie looked at her head, and saw your handy work...

“You know I’m not supposed to wear a hat!” Pinkie protested, but you drawed her another hat, but this time, a hat that Rarity mostly wears which is a bit gigantic.

“CUT IT OUT!!!” Pinkie shouts. “YA CRAZY IDJOT!”

(You then drew a two different set of socks on her hoof, which she quickly removed, then you drew a diving gear on her, next was a baby bib, a long hair of a judge, a giant cap, a little boy blue hat, and finally a gigantic hat of Abraham Lincoln which covered mostly of her body.)

“That settles it... get yourself another mare! I’m through!” She said as she walks away. “What a Leonardo de punchy! What a two lousy la drect!”

(You then made the scenery upside down, Sugar Cube Corner all upside down as Pinkie walks in thin air, not realizing that the road was nowhere near her hooves.)

(Pinkie looks down and noticed it, she quickly grabs hold of a pole and works her way to the door of the shop, as she was climbing at the doorway, you drew a rope around her waist with an anvil on it, sending her plummeting down/up the sky, you immediately drew a road below where she was falling.)

(Pinkie sank onto the concrete road flank first, using her strength, Pinkie raised her flank to remove the rope then tumbles down the unpainted scene)

Pinkie shakes her head then begins her rant on you.

“Yougonedarnblaxdarenblaxcarenbliggydeetryinado! Of all the low dirty~”

(Before she can even say more, you erased her head off, Pinkie notices something was wrong and tries to feel her head which is not there anymore...)

Pinkie begins to tap her hoof then points to where her head was suppose to be, saying to put her head back.

(You instead drawn a pumpkin with a face on it, Pinkie feels it and knew it wasn't her head at all.)

“Okay buddy... you’ve had your fun... now what about a Pony’s head!” (You then drew her little pony ears and mane on her pumpkin head instead)

“Alright you comic book rembrandt! Make with the eraser!”

(You follow what she said, and erased her odd head, then drew her original head...only... it's smaller than it looks...)

“Well, that’s better...” Pinkie said with a high squeaky voice. “why didn’t you do it in the first place?” Pinkie said as she walks to the right of you and takes out a cupcake. as she was about to take a bite, she again noticed something odd...

“Gad, what a huge cupcake... Hey... What’s the matter with my voice?!” Pinkie grabbed her shrunken head and covered it. Without saying a word, she simply points to her small head directing you to change it once more...

(You quickly erased it and puts her head back, but one thing is missing...)

Pinkie looks up, her mane was there but her ears were missing... She points to it rapidly gesturing to you!

“Ears!” She simply said...

(You drew ears alright, but not what she had in mind...)

Pinkie fells it, and knew it wasn't hers. “Not human ears my friend... PONY ears! Short ones!” Pinkie said.

(You erased the human ears, and instead drew pony ears, but it was too short for someone to notice.)

Pinkie looks and didn’t see any of her ears in a normal scale. “Don’t be so dang’ed literal!”

(You erased the ears and drew her own normal ears now...)

(Satisfied, Pinkie then walks to the right side of the screen, with you following her every movement.)

“Brother, If I can only find a way out of this trap.” (You then erased her tail out, which she felt and noticed quickly)

“Alright you vandal... put that tail back!” She ordered, but instead you drew a tail of a rabbit. “That is a rabbit's tail, my friend, it belongs to a rabbit!”

(You then erased her, except for the tail then replace her in a form of Angel, Fluttershy’s pet)

“Look...” She said as she munched on a carrot, “My contract clearly states, that I'm always to be drawn as a Pony! So if you don't want your self in a pick of trouble~”

(You suddenly erased her out of the scene. Then drawn her back as a Long legged, huge hooved, long necked, buck toothed pony.)

“Alright, Okay that's better!” Pinkie looks at her hooves. “Holy Codfish! Look at my hooves!” Pinkie gave a sigh. “Continue to draw me like this buddy and we BOTH be out of work...” She said, with a slight threatening tone to you.

(You quickly erased her, then drew her back to her original form, as she stood upright with her front hooves on her back, looking at you with a serious face)

Pinkie looked at herself, checking for any other defaults you might have done to her... “So I’m me again, eh? What a novel idea... You sure you're not gonna turn me into a grasshopper or something?” (You put the paintbrush over to Pinkie, which she quickly sees.)

“No, no, no! I take it back!” Pinkie begs, as you take the brush away from her. Pinkie looks at you a bit terrified yet a friendly posture now. “Look, uh... why can’t we be friends, maybe we can both benefit, do something revolutionary...

(By this time, you made two identical Pinkie Pie’s beside the original.)

“HI! I’m Pinkie Pie!” said the two new ones in unison.

“Oh, no you don’t!” Pinkie drags the other Pinkie away...

“Out, you impostah!” Pinkie drags the last copy of her out of the screen, as she goes back and talks to you eye to eye.

“That really does it! I suggest you go get the big boss! And we’ll see about this! Cuz I’m not moving at this spot until you do!”

(You quickly draw a railway under Pinkies hooves, with a tunnel on the far end of the screen, then finally a train at the tunnel, it sounds its horn as it runs towards Pinkie. She quickly sees it and dodges it. She starts puffing, as her heart races of what just happened.)

She then looks at you again...

“Well... Okay... But there's still one way out, and you can’t stop me!”

Pinkie jumps up and brings down a “THE END” sign.

The camera zooms out revealing you and Rainbow Dash beside you...

“Now thats how you prank a pony... but it needs to be 20% cooler...” She said to you, then pats you in the back for a job well done!