The JaAm Cycles: Hot Shot and Hugh Jelly

by PresentPerfect

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover, Transformers, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other
Length: 4514

one a day Hont Shoot is big robot com to Eqsuestria for fined of jaAm that he lov. Can friends with Hugh Jelly? probly yes

Join Armada Hot Shot and Equestria's greatest jam warrior, Hugh Jelly, as they journey across space and maybe time in search of action, adventure, and jaAm! Recommended for Transformers fans, but anyone who appreciates Spiderses-style trollfics will likely get a kick out of these. Inspired by the original comic mutation written by Blueshift.

Full audiobook read by me!

Part 2 read by Bradel! He tried. :(

Hot Shot and Hugh Jelly in JaAm Adventures: Hot Shot is am was car robot form abd he lovs jAam so gont o Qeustira to met HUG JELY & haes jamventuar (Last place winner, September 2012 /fic/ writeoff and first story to claim the coveted Wooden Spoon award. :D)

Cool, You're Aftarburnr: Stramscrem libes awak ant nigt & thik ambot as cerptin Autunobotu. wat can hims dod??3? (Warning: unreadable. See author's notes for translation. Translation still as dumb as original. Contains no ponies.)

You's da jaAm Fours: avdenture ins cobtinue!!Hugh Jely must dedfeet giant evvil form spase with help of SPESHUL GESST HEROSE that are mabye from last storiy?

Tell Owl: Our Won: Its is nice day of day in Equestriville and ponies Hugh Jelly has a nice wife adn fambly living and they do stuff

Published 2014-05-20 01:30:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-20 01:30:04 UTC

Hot Shot and Hugh Jelly in JaAm Adventures

Hot Shot and Hugh Jelly in JaAm Adventures
by Present Perfect

One a day, Hot Shot and Jam Coptor were flow through space.

"WhY mY whEelS HUrT?" said Hot Shot, and amcelerate. This make him goes through faster space to star portal where come out on Equestira others side

Hot Shot feel the JaAm Force comes fron itt this is why he go there.

"mUSt FinD jAaAaaAM!: crod GHot Shot as emter antofsere. It was heat but he hasd heat shiled to protecnt

also his name Hont shoot so he is fire emelent and a car

Hot Shot yellow car lan'd on Esqestria and see ponis!

"This nOt jAm!" hot Shot transformed inot robot he big an boom on ground with fot. Al ponys run away eccept for gray stallon he had yellow mane like Derpy but boy poni and has creep face.

"helo my name is HUGH JELLY" told Hugh Jelly. "I heared you like jaAm."

Hot Shot smile mirthly. "YeSsSsSS jAaM"

Hugh Jelly smild an ersply "tak ym hof & well go on jam adventures."

Hugh Jelly go into Hot Shot car ofter him transform and JaM Coptor (he uninterest of jAaM but had no chose) fly behind they go for JaAm Adventures acrops Equlandofponies.

In dark plac was bad guys happen on evil plan.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" laughed they with evil. "Weell destroy Hot Shott for ones of all!"

Meanwile Hugh and Hot find big Jelly City borth of Equestria overun by evil jam changelings they lik regulare changeling but into jelly so Huh jump out Hot Shot who barel role and transform into robot he fall with fist to jam changelings and stomp with shockwave force. Jely shout, " you bad guys, go away of here!" and bad guy went away and jelly ponies rejoins. Hopot Shot and Hugh Jelly gets jelly reward but Hot Shot isnont satisfication.

"neEd mOaR JAaM!"

Ground isshake and burst up more bad guys!!!

"Oh noez!" shocked Hugh Jelly "Its Megatron and Nightmaremoon!"

"We are create a team and fight you laughed evil bad guies "for great powers of jAm!"

Megatorn shot canon and Hot Shot was boom! Nightmar Moond laugh and throw lightning to Hugh Jelly he cry Oh!"No" then fal like dead.

Bad guys laugh and cloze into finish both two heroes when sudenly JaM Coptor go! He pucnh Megantron and Nigthare Moon faces! They cry &fall ground "No! This cantot happen! Tie of our finial from!"

They up into final boss form with wings horns & guns & metal and Hugh and Hot Shopt wake up,

"Now it is final batle!"

Hot Shot form with Jam Coptor and make big canonn on sholder he fire and Hugh Jelly jump and throws jam,of bottle. At bad guys make large expolsion with bullets but Hot Shot fire weak point then bad finnal formis kaboom!!!ed!

"Now we are win," delcar Huhg.

"nO" think Hot Shot theres is more"

Gromd shak & fall intop pit beneath Jam Citiy where is Smooze lurks

"Nothing cans top the Smoooze" sing Smooze.

"finally" say Hot Shots' joy "jAaM EnOugH aT LaSt"

"No!" Hugh holed up hoof "You wil died!"

Hot shot toss Hugh to surface then eat all Smozoe jam forever.,

It were sad sday on Canternlot alk Ponies cryed they was funneral for Hosh Tot amd Celestina pray youlogy

"Here lize Hot Shot, gortenst worrier from Autubott, who saev are ponies. kthxbye."

Hugh jelly thoughts of his friend. There was sky vision and Hot Shot there.

"Do not sad, Hugh. I all ways with you in spirit, for JaAm Force strong of you. Go now, to epic Jam Adventures!"

And that is what Hugh Jelly dod.

Author's Note

So what I thought I'd do was I'd troll the writeoff, and they didn't appreciate it too much. :V I had been embroiled in the midst of a Transformers: Armada marathon with a friend and god that series was bad, so this happened. I still consider it one of my proudest achievements, as my Wooden Spoon award will attest. :D

Cool, You're Aftarburnr

Author's Note

So this one time, my friend dared me to write a Mirage x Starscream slashfic, and I decided to make her regret asking.

Have a "translation".

Starscream was alone in bed.

"Blast," he shouted. (?) "Why can't I stop thinking about that 'Bot?"

There was an explosion in the base, but Starscream only turned onto his side. He sighed.

"What I wouldn't give to be rid of that bastard Mirage!" An Energon tear ran down his face.

"Leave me alone!" he shouted (?) to the night air, then closed his eyes.

"Robots can't sleep."

Meanwhile, on the other side of Cybertron...

"Hey Mirage," called (?) Ironhide, "catch!"

He threw a laser football at Mirage, who caught it.

"Touchdown!" shouted Bumblebee, and he punched Cliffjumper out of the robot football stadium.

"I'm the best at robot American football," said Mirage.

"Now all you need is a sexy cheerleader," said (?) RC, who was an Autobot femmebot.

"Yes." Mirage gazed into the distance. "But not you."

RC flipped him the servo and stamped off.

"Wow," said Ironhide. "She's mad."

"Brewskis on me!" said (?) Sunstreaker, and they all drank robot beer.

But Mirage felt he was missing something, and played by himself on the field. From overhead comes Starscream, in his Cybertron plane mode.

"Transform!" he shouted, even though this isn't anime Transformers. He tansformed.

"Oh!" said Mirage, shocked. "Wow, you're Starscream. What are you doing?"

"I can't keep my optics off you," said (?) Starscream. "I saw you play robot football. I will be your cheerleader."

"Oh gosh," said (???) Mirage. "That is so hot!"

"Kiss me."

"Yes."

They kissed.

"Winners go home and fuck the prom queen," whispered (????) Starscream sexily. "Touch my aft."

"Yes," said Mirage, "but first, we dance."

Then a disco ball came down and thumping bass pumped in from the ceiling. This was the song they danced to:

[Gangnam Style lyrics redacted]

"This is so good," said Starscream happily, "it makes me want to defeat Megatron."

Mirage said, "You have such good ideas." So they did that too.

And that is how Mirage and Starscream got robot married. The end! But wait, there's more?

At the edge of space was an evil robot. His optic spun open, revealing yellow, and a deep voice said, "I... am Orson Welles."

Unicron lives! Stay tuned for the sequel!

Cool, You're Aftarburnr

Cool, You're Aftarburnr
by RobotsWriteMan

satrscream was all one ins bebd

"blast" he shaniked 'y i canst nopt to stont thibkig abrount bot??"

tehr was effil epxlosion in base butt Stabscrem onli turn opn sidde

him sihged. "waht i wulds not giev tu by rid of athat balsterd Mirjage"and he a crem of enegron run out of faec

"LEVAE MEE ALOMN!!!!12!!" he striped ton the nibht ar theyn clobsd hins ejys

"robots camnt slep"

at meenwhale in otehr sind of Cymbertnron.....

"hye Mirgae" crapt Irumhend "captcha!"

lasr fotbal threw at Mirgage an hem keptched int

"tochdobd!" shot Bubbleeme a&d he punhced Clufjimperr from robot fotbul stadim

i am besd apt robots Amerikshun fatbull "said Migrage"

"now apl yu ned is senxi cherledar" swoop RC who is autombot femmal car robot

"yes' an Migare gayze intom distapce "but nont oyu"

RC give his a the finger (I mean servo lol) and stampked ofl

"wow" sand Iranhode "wow" "she ams madd"

"brooskize onm mee!" clapt Sunmstriker andn theye al habd drunkt te h robot beeres

but Mirgage he is mising of a sobthimng and palys on himslef by filed., onvermhedd flots upv stanscrib does cymbertnon planm mod

"TRANSFORM" he sand even tho this is nopt anime Tranfsormers

he tansfromed

"oh" shocpt Mig "wow yu ar Stamscrint wat u dong

i cantot kept myp opktitks fromf youu," scrapt Strimsong "Ii sawd you pla rombotz foobtall i wel bet uyar chelreader"

"oh gosh" decidb Mishgarg "taht ins sop hot"

"kis smee"

"eyes'

and tyeh did that

"winarz go hoam and fuk th prm quen" lipd Strarscrarrar wtih sexi (toch my aft=

"yes" sombd Midgerag "but frinst, wem dabce..:

then izs dicso blal an thumpis befts was pumpt fron celinig hand this wa robotz dance sonogg:

nalang heyo! a hungy hingy blongy yoja!
a cheapo shit on song and blingy bongy nyoja!
come chop on inner nyoja!
aaaaaaaaa sexi laddy!
(lol srry i dunt spek japaniz)

"this sog ood" happied Starbeans "make me wisht to defat Mengarton"

Margie stabd "u hav so munch gobd indeas" so thepy dind thaht too

abd thapt is hwo Mirgag and Stranspum gept robott marrid

the end bupt waint theirs mroe?

at edg of spac, is lif of evbil ronbot

hins opstik spruk opnnm wifth yelnow eye

indepth vioce "i... am osron wellz"

unicorn, he livbs! stayn tubmd for senquel!!!

You's da jaAm Fours

You's da jAam Fours
by Present Perfect

When lassed we seen Hugh Jelly, he woz sad and cri because Hot Shot dead, but also happy and smiles because saved all Equestria So he take HotShot advice and go on Jamventure but first needs excess of jAam Force so he calld Twilight Sparkle and said:

"It is you who must do the teleport spell magic and make me to get the jAam Force"

and he hung up.

So Twilight said "yes" and used the magic that took Hugh Jelly and Twilight Sparkle to planet Arbuckle, where can he learn jAam Force to become powerful worrier of universe!

"Okay now I must learn things so you can go." Hugh Jelly said to Twilight

"Hugh Jelly I want to be just like you when I grow up" Twilight said to Hugh Jelly and she left.

meanswhile on Cybertron...

"This not possibel!" Mirage shout and do a backflip in his room

"Im srry" said Starscream, who had singel Energon tear on face. "I had no means to decept you."

"But you are Deceptitron"

"No but I am really Armada Starscream and not G1 this whole times."

Mirage face frown alot. "I guess thats why you are so emo lol."

"Yes. But also our toylines are incompatible."

Mirage grab Starscream servoes (that means hands lol-- and look in his optics, which is are robot eyes that robots have.

"When we got married, you promisded of robot babby!"

Starscream could not faced to his robot hubsand.

"No, only that I would love you for gigacycles of love!" a gigacycles is long time, nb

Mirage screamed into night sky. "Armada was shit!"

But deep in the planet space there is a evil stir, and Princess Celestia felt air change on her place.

"We need Hugh Jelly," she commend

Messenge pony flew really really really fast through the air and the sky and into the space and then he flew some more, to passed the comets and the moons and the shooting stars, then through a the asteroid belt and around the alien space ship which had green aliens that looked like soccer ball, and then he flew again into the space area where was more stars until he find the planet Arbuckle which is what Hugh Jelly was

Hugh Jelly was stood on one hoof and Pony Yoda was not there because his voice is dumb and he talks stupid so I killed him. So hugh Jelly learned by self becase not needs techur and school is for a leetets and i dunt lik too goed their

Messange pony walk up to him and yelp "Hugh Jelly you must back to Equestria we need you"!!

And Hugh Jelly said "Okay thanks" and took off like a rocket back to Equestria.

But he was scrared because he did not finish his training and only a little jAam Fource

he flow through the spaces he sees giant ball of death and suffer, its name is Unicron but he dids not know of that. Also he could feel the evil waves from Unicorn and he got more scared but he Huge Elly flew on anyway.

Hugh jelly landed with shockwave crack of earth in Equestriplace and Celestia was there.

"Good Hugh Jelly," she said, "you are only pony who is our pony hope."

"Hah" Hugh Jelly laughed and has smile "We shalls see!"

All ponies crom about to greet they're hero but sudden there is a big crash from up in horizon and ponies are screm

"Oh no!!!!!"

Comed down two robots from out of the sky were large jet and also race car theyr names is Starscream and Mirage but ponies don't know that (they r dumbb)

"TRANSFORM!" shout Starscream because anime and Armada was shit. So they tranfsormed. then Starscream lands on ground his foot on top of Rarity who is squish.

"At least I died of fabulosity!" she shouts and dies because she is worst pony.

"My bad!" said Starscream. and he rely meaned it, he wos sorry

"You clumsy butt," Mirange laughed.

"Who you are!" shout Celestia, and magic her horn

"we comin peas," said Mirage. "I am Mirage and this is my sparkmate Armada Stars Cream."

Strscream wipe his foot and step up. "We come to warm of terrbiol dangers! There in space comes the Unicrorn and he is bad and will eat all your of planet!"

"wwe can't let this be!" shout Celestia and calls up rayal guard.

"No!" said Hugh Jelly "I am the one who must do the feats that will stop the evil!" and the crowed cheers.

"Who are you little orangic?" said Mirage and look down Hugh Jelly.

"I am Hugh Jelly" said Hugh Jelly" I am master of the jAam Force" which was lie but he wants to have confide in self "and in name of my friend Hot Shot I will stop the evils with JAM POWER"

Starscream gasp "You know Hot Shot?"

"Yes but he is dead"

Starscream laughed then member he is robot married an Autoboot so he cry instead from potics. Mirage don't know of Hot Shot because he is G1 and Armada was shit, so he just confuse and gaved Starscram an hug love

Then JaAm Coptor arrived with message that he does not want to dead with Hot Shot but he is Minicon and only spek in squares and hashtags

"Wow" starscream said "such fail to communicate"

"Okay" Hugh said and did a backflip "Lets gett the evil bad guys and defeat them!"

Princes Celestia and Luna and Cadence and Twilight Sparkle and not Applejack said four well to heroes and Hugh Jelly got into Starscream jet and took off for space with Mirage and Jaam Coptor to fight the evils in space.

"How can you fight you are a soft squishy pony?" said Mirage.

"I have..." said Hugh with camera zoom on face "THE JAAM FORCE"

this was lie because he wasn't sure if it was true but he didn't told them that and so they did'nt knowed

"Hey this is like a Space Jaam" said Mirage and Starscrarm said "COME ON AND SLAM" and they went faster into space to where the bad guy was: IT WAS UNICORN

He was big like planet and yellow with giant teeth that ate planets and he had tentacles and giant moon with gun on it. Unicorn laughed and saw them and he said "Fools you cantot stop me you are two late and weak, for I will Equestria!" And he sendt hundred of vehicons to stop them.

"poop" said Mirage who fly car can in space by Jaam Coptor

Vehincons shoot up all space and they heros fly very fast to escape> one time is shooting near Starsream and he fly around and make to bash into eachother then Hugh say "GOOD jlob!!" and fly faster

"Mine ame is Aramada Starrscream" said Stramscrem and power up lasor

"oh no" cri vehimcons "Armada was shit!" and they power off of fall forever to bottom of universe

This make Unicorn p. mad.

"RARGH I WILL DERSTOY YOU!!!3!" he shout and leash his moon which is call DED END and it have big laser canon and fire at they

"WHOA SHIT" crod Mirae who is useless fucking space car and Jaam Coptor dodge he for move

"I willg ets you!" Star screm dived for Mirgage and scoop up then fly him from laser beam just in lick of time

"Ding dong scring scrong bing bong" beep Mriage

Starscream chuckl with much laugh "I love with you talk dirty to me"

"this is gross" said hugh pony who is only into mares "ok I will use JAAM FOURCE"

just them Dave chapel is in zebra suit with rainbow wig

"DA DA DADADADA AFRO CIRCUS"

Unicorn moon blew him up

Hugh was scrafe "no ok will now jaam forcing now ok"

and hugh jely comfrentate on trainig with lines on 4head until becomes fivehead and then all five heads latch into jaam of uminverse to directing force at Unicorn

but he have tentacles! yes! lots of tentacles! this is a thing that Unmicron has

"haha I will d feet you!"

Hugh is try but cannot into jaam force defeat of Unicorn! Oh no!!!5

"its not work!" stramscram shots and team up with Jaam Coptor "POWERLINK CANNON THINGY GO!!!" then he gets cannons over shoulder like Hot Shot and Jaam Coptor is feels excepted atlassed then they fire canon into Unicorn and blowed up moon

This makes Unicorn unhappy. "ARMADA WAS SHIT!"

Unicrom wrap tentacle around Mirage Strascream Hugh Jelly Jaam Coptor and bring them toward giant planet mouth

"I don’t get it y u no work" Hiugh ask jam fours but it just shrug Then Hugh has vision of Pony Yoda and Pony Vader and Pony Batman and Pony Goku and Pony Fry from Futuramma and they all dead

"use le jaam force" they sang

"noooo where is my friend Hot Shot he is dead too?" Hugh Jelly cried and metal teeth gnash close

"i'M fRoM aRmAdAaAaAaAAAA!"

south sudanly, there it is Hot Shot! He comes from space with wings and fire and spikes to save them!

"my robot soul is merges with Sonic and Charizard!" he sprayed and hit Unicron with fire attack doing doube damage because he is steel type

"it's super defective!" said somone

but that is not enough attack and Uncrion lash at Hot Shot who spin attack from way and use rings to attack him. that don't work too.

"Ok" say Hot shot" this are hard part

then he brings up of gene sphere and mega ring on Coptor active with big falsh of ligth and then Hot Shot megaevolve into Hot Shot X

"Ok here is full style attack! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

fire and spikes and bombs and rain and double fire and explosions come from Hot Shot and go into all tentacles to free his friends except Hugh jelly. there is smoke cloud and when cleared, Hot shot is gone

"no but I believed it was you" hugh said, and single tear on face

there was light voice on space wind like hot shots "wowwee, habeeb in ursefl"

and so hugh Jelly dod

he mnakes Jaam Force to freedom and then attacks and Unicron is boom! but he is so big! There is too much of robot for pony to defeat even with Forces and Unciron transformations then he is embiggen!~!

"GOT YOU FUCKER" he grab Hugh

"No!"

Mirage and Starscream cant do nothin they are too tiresome

"Say my name, bitch" Unicorn said to Hugh

"No!" Hugh said to Unicorn

"Say my name!"

"No!"

"WHAT IS MY NAME?"

Hugh looks at his Equestria where home is and all ponies and think of Celestia and he wil not save her even if he tried because he to wheek, and his new friends will watch him died and this is not what he wanted then with one last breath he shouts

"UNICROOOOOON!"

explosion

when is clears, then they all gasp! "GASP"

instead is Unicorn now Unicron, a pretty orange mare with grey mane and horn and mecha wings and cutie mark that is Unicron face

Hugh Jelly was in love at once.

"You will be pony wife I was sought for so long" he said and kissed her

"ok" said unicron. She was the Princess of Evil but he could turn her good with Jaam Force because it's good for something after all

"yay!" said Mirage and the other guy "now we can gone home!"

"hey wait" Starscream grab Mirage and hold him "I think I found robot baby for us"

Mirage gets single robot tear "Armada was shit" say he, "but at least it's not Energon."

Jaam Coptor smiled he was happy

They alls want to Equtsria and they're was ticking tape pirade but they disarm it and Celestia gave another speach and Luna too and Cadance too and Twilight too and it was really boring so Hugh and Imrage and Strascream and Unicron went to park for picnic and Unicron said

"I like being a pony. I will not eat Equestria anymore."

"that is good" said Hugh "lets get married"

"ok"

"I'm so happy for you" said Mirage "but we should gone back to Cybertron because now we have family"

"ok" said Hugh Jelly "Maybe some day we wills have family too" and he and Unicron smiled at each other

They wave of the robots to Cybertorn and Hugh Jelly sees up to the sky. There in the glow is face of Hot Shot, who smiled to him. Because Hugh Jelly had saved the universe.

And High Jelly believe in self of hims forever.

The ends

Author's Note

What a nice little ending for JaAm Coptor there! :D I'd like to thank Blueshift for writing the original comic. It's truly a piece of wonderful Transformers fandom history, as I hope this series shall someday become. I'd also like to apologize to The Descendant.

Tell Owl: Our Won

Tell Owl: Our Won
by Present Perfect

It was bright day in Equestrias place, and the suns were up and clouds, and in corner of Ponyville is peace of quiet where that roof cottage sits

Inside: Hugh, Unicron.

"I really don't want to devour Equestria today," said Unicron. She make apple pies and bring to hugh Jelly.

"Thats nice deer," said hugh.

Outside, theire is two foals, who are child of Hugh Jelly and Unicron. They was a pegasus colt name Hot Shot Jr. and a unicorn filly who is Supafly. The favoring game from them is to find Spike and beat him up, so that is what they did with sticks and rocks.

"ow ow Twilight halp" Spike ran to liberry but its gone Tirak blewed it up

"Now children," said Unicron, who is in apron on front porch, "play nice."

"Yes momma" said Hot Shot Jr. and Supafly. they run off to plays.

Hugh Jelly likes to relax with newspaper after work (he works at jam factory that he made and its supply jam to all equestria ponies) and Unicron is very good housewife because she can cook good pastry and eat all unwant salespony. The house is most quiets.

Unicron washes the floor and the dishes and Hugh Jelly watches tv and smoke a jelly pipe and when Unicron is done she says "I don't feel like devouring Equestria."

"That's good, sweetie, I'm proud of you."

Then Unicron settles on couch to watch televisions and they watch together.

Later comes over Lyra heatsings and Bonbonbonbonbon.

"Howdy neighbors!" shrumt Lyra.

"Howdy there!" Hugh says

"Say me and my heterosexual life partner were having a potluck at our pony church would you two like to come?"

Hugh nods. "o honey that sounds just swell doesn't it?"

Unicron nod.

Lyra grin wide. "Okay good it's on Saturday at noon don't be late, k? Bring a desert!"

"We will!"

And Unicron went to find her cookbook for making a desert.

Just when Hugh Jelly is puts his slippers in and go up to bed the door knocks and who could it be but Hot Shot Jr. and Supafly.

"What'd you kids do now?" says Unicron out of the kitchen.

"We're sorry." both kids with ears back and sad and hoof at ground

"C'mon," Hugh says and taps his hooft "out with it"

"She started it!" said Hot Shot Jr.

"nuh-uh it was him!"

Unicron come up by Hugh Jelly who click his tongue and say "I don't care who started it I know the Jaam Force so you will tell me the truth before I extracts it from your heads, savvy?"

Hot Shot Jr. and Supafly both they know their dad is bluffed, but he's also mad and also mom could eat them again so they says it true

"Well uh we were playing with Spike"

"Yeah like we always do with sticks and stuff"

"And we maybe got carried away"

"And we're really really sorry"

Hugh sighed and rolled his eyes and look at wife. "You'd better show us kids"

So Hugh Jelly and Unicron Jelly and Hot Shot Jelly Junior and Supafly Jelly all get into pony car and drive down road. Hugh wave at neighbors who have no idea what the fuck he's driving and he said hi to postpony who was Love Letter, and then they stop in front of place where the kids said to.

"He's over here." they show red smear everywhere

"Oh, kids."Hugh shock his head because kids would be kids.

He looks at Unicron and they laugh, and hers is kind of evil so he has to turn up the Jaam Force just a bit to keep her in line

Just then Twilight Sparkle Princess Twilight come down and says "What seems to be the trouble, officer?"

Hugh shrugs because what can ya do "Well, it looks like my kids were a little rough with your Spike again"

Twilight gaps in shock and looks down.

"We're sorry," say the kids and they try to look very very sorry with big eyes and everything

Twilight frowns but sighs because what can ya do.

"Wel, I hope you kids learn a valuable lesson about friendship and ponies" she said. "And don't let me catch this happening again, okay?"

They nodded. Then Twilight says to Unicron, "How are you today?"

"I'm not even thinking about devouring Equestria" Unicron said with smile.

"Good to hear it! Anyway, I'll see you and Hugh later. Okay? Take care!"

So Hugh and Unicron and Hot Shot Jr. and Supafly get back into car and take off. And then there is just Princess Twilight stand over ground and she frowns again.

"Now where am I gonna get another Shia LaBeouf?"

And there was never another sequel ever ever again never.

The Total End For Realz~!!!!

Author's Note

And we come to the stupid, stupid end. This idea was so ridiculous I couldn't let it go. Apologies if you're not familiar with the Transformers movies, but they were even shittier than Energon, and as we stand on the brink of fucking another one and Michael Bay will not get any more of my money I felt the need to vent. :B