Dash Amuck.

by ChromeRegios

Rating: everyone
Tags: Original Character, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1738

another animator jokester

(Edited by Grace)
The animator strikes again... but this time, he/she had a little help on a particular guest...

(You are the animator, you go through a computer and starts to play a scene, where a castle is on the background, with Rainbow Dash jumping out of the corner, with her little knight costume.)

(Not owning any of the said characters and such, just for the fun of it...)

Published 2012-04-04 17:24:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-04 17:24:02 UTC

Dash Amuck.

(You are the animator, you go through a computer and starts to play a scene, where a castle is on the background, with Rainbow Dash jumping out of the corner, with her little knight costume.)

"Stand back knights! They shall sample my BLADE! On guard! Umf! Uhmf!" Rainbow Dash swings her sword around until she came across a white background... Rainbow Dash stops what she was doing and looks at the background.

"Knights, hmm? On guard, huh... my blade...?" Rainbow Dash said in now a confused face, she jumps back to the left side corner of your screen then peeks out a bit... "Hey! Psst... whoever's in charge here...! The scenery, where's the scenery?" Rainbow Dash jumps back to the edge of the screen.

(You start to draw scenery on the background, but instead of a part of the castle, you drew a barn and a farm instead.)

"Stand back Knights! They shall....sample...my...blade? hmff..." Rainbow Dash looks at the background, seeing it completely changed...

"Okay... have it your way!" Rainbow Dash zooms out of screen and came back in an outfit of a farmer...

"Rainbow Dash she had a farm,, E.I.E.I.O! And on this farm she had an igloo.. E...I...E...I..Duhh..."

(Without her noticing, you already made another background of the north pole...)

"Would it be too much to ask, if we could make out our minds? Hmm?" Rainbow Dash only gave you a sour look, and quickly changed to another outfit, which is a skier...

"Dashing through the snow! Ee ya ha ha ha hah! Through the sand here we go... laughing all the way~eee...eee...e.... (You then changed the scenery to a tropical island, again...)

Rainbow Dash gave you another bad look as she goes for another outfit... namely, a ukulele with a hawaiian get up as she sings....

"Farewell to sea, farewell to the sea... the wind will carry back as evere-he he he hey, one last embrace... before we say... hmm... hmph... (Rainbow Dash sees the background, blank once more...)

"Buster, it may come as a complete surprise to you... to find as this, as an animated cartoon... and in animated cartoon they have scenery... (As Rainbow Dash talks you slowly erase her out of the picture...) and in all the months I~"

"All right wise guy, where am I?!" Rainbow Dash asked you, as you draw her on a cowboy outfit, with a guitar on her little hooves... she shrugs and just plays the guitar... only one problem, no sound came from it...

Rainbow Dash gets a little signboard with the words... "Sound please!" Written on it...

(You turn the sounds on, as Rainbow Dash strings the guitar it suddenly gave an odd noise...)

(Sound of gunfire)

Rainbow Dash was startled a bit, then plays it again... this time, it sounded like...

(Car horn)

Rainbow Dash got mad, then slams the guitar at the ground, creating a sound of...

(Donkey)

Rainbow Dash gathers the pieces of the guitar and went to the right side of the screen, then came back out without her get
up...

As Rainbow Dash going to say something to you, all the sound came out of her mouth was...

(Rooster Crow)

Rainbow Dash shuts her mouth, then shouts, but instead...

(Jungle sound effect)

Rainbow Dash closed her mouth again... then... opened it a bit, causing a sound of... (A kitten) to break out...
Rainbow Dash had enough... her eye grew red, glaring at you with such fury... then...she loses it...

"AND I NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN ALL MY LIFE!!!" Rainbow Dash points at you but stopped as she notices that her voice came back... and looked at you funny.

"Look bud... just what is going on around here? Let's get organized hmm? How about some scenery?" Rainbow Dash stepped back while you start to draw a background...

(You draw a rather crude background of Ponyville, like a little kid would do.)

"That's dandy, ho ho! That's rich, I'll say... NOW HOW ABOUT SOME COLORS STUPID!"

(You gave her what she wished for, and colored her with different variety of colors all around her body; her lower waist were yellow with green polka dot, her neck had red stripes, her hooves are all red, her head yellow, and hind hooves complete black.)

"HEY!!!"

(Once you finished, you looked at her, slightly grinning.)

"Mmmmm NOT ME, YOU SLOP ARTIST!!!"

(You erased her entire body, except for her face, which is now floating in mid air)

"Well? Wheres the rest of me? (You slowly draw her body, but instead, you drew her entire portion of her face as a flower, her neck as long and thin as a stick, her body of a platypus, her hind leg of a duck, front leg of a flat lilypad and a huge tale straight up with a flag on its end, with a picture of a screw and a ball...) "It isn't as though I haven't lived up to my contract, goodness knows... and goodness knows it though I haven't kept my self trimmed goodness knows... I-I've done that..."
Suddenly, Rainbow Dash felt something was wrong..." That's strange... all of a sudden I don't quite feel like myself... (Then you drew a mirror in front of her) oh I feel alright... and yet I...I...uhh.." Rainbow Dash looked herself at the mirror...

"EEEEKKK!!! YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN THAT!"

(You completely erased her and the mirror then drew her on a sailor outfit...)

"Hmm... sea picture, huh? I've always wanted to do a sea epic... Now then, mister, if you would kindly oblige with a little more appropriate scenery..."

(You then drew a background of a sea, and a small island on the far end of the screen, as Rainbow Dash was oblivious of where he was at, and just sang...)

"Over the sea, let's go mares... were shoving' right off... were shoving' right off..." Rainbow Dash then felt water under her hooves... "Again?" Then just sank through the water...

Rainbow Dash swam to the island and called out to you...

"Heeeeeeyyyy.... come here, come here! Give me a close up... a close up...."

(You just focused the screen, turning it to a little box and only focused at Rainbow Dash, literally closing up on her...)

"This is a close up? A CLOSE UP YA JERK!! A CLOSE UP!!!"

(You then zoomed at Rainbow Dash's eyes, literally zoomed at her irises...)

"Thanks for the sour persimmons cousin..." Rainbow Dash walks out of the zoom, and into a regular view of the audience...

"Now look buster... lets have an understanding..." Suddenly the top of the screen fell down on her... "Now what?!"

(You drew a giant, slim stick on the side of the screen, to get the falling top of the screen on edge.)

Rainbow Dash sees it and knew what she had to do... "Brother! What a way to run a railroad..." Rainbow Dash then puts it up, seemingly holding the fallen top portion of the screen at bay... "Now then, as I was saying..."

But before she can start again, the top part gave in and fell totally down at Rainbow Dash... Rainbow Dash valiantly tried to keep it up, she spun, she kicked it, she raised it up, but the weight was too great and literally turned the screen to black...
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Rainbow Dash went to a rage, and just ripped the black screen clean off... with several more dangling at the top... Rainbow Dash was gasping with air, with her eyes wide open...

"Alright... lets get this picture started!"

(Just as she said that, the screen dotted out to black, and the words "THE END" is seen at the screen)

"NOO!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Rainbow Dash pushed the "End" sign out of view and came back to speak to you.

"Listen pal, lets discuss this thing huh? Look I'll tell you what... you'll go your way, and I'll go mine... live and let live? Right? Right!" Rainbow Dash remarks then turns her attention to the viewers. "Fillies and Gentlecolts...or... Ladies and
Gentlemen... there will be no further delays, so I shall attempt to entertain you, my own imemenitable... fashion..."

Rainbow Dash starts to dance, but then you decided to pull the reel up a bit, with Rainbow Dash half the pony she used to
be...

"NOW WHAT?!" Said Rainbow Dash..

"What are you doing down there?!" Rainbow Dash on top said...

"Down here?! What are you doing up there! Down here...." Rainbow Dash on the bottom said... just then, Rainbow Dash who
was on the upper portion grabbed her towards the top of the screen.

"Look bud! If you're not me, I'll smack you in to the puss!" Rainbow Dash said to herself.

"Don't let that bother you jack!"

"Okay buddy, you asked for it!" Rainbow Dash was about to punch her double, when you decide to erase the other Rainbow
Dash, causing the real Rainbow Dash to spin as she punched thin air...

(Without thinking, you suddenly draw a plane with Rainbow Dash inside it, on the vast sky then erased her wings.)

"Oh boy, I'm a buzz girl!" Dash pilots the plane perfectly...

(That is, unless you create a mountain on her path, which she crashed into...)

All that was left, were the cockpit of the plane, floating in thin air... "Uh oh, better hit the old silk..."

Rainbow Dash jumps out of the broken cockpit yelling... "JORONIMOOOOOO!!!!"

She pulled the cord, which activated her parachute and descended slowly to the ground.

(But, you erased the parachute and replaced it with an anvil instead, causing her to fall towards the earth.)

Rainbow Dash now holds a hammer as she hits the anvil while in a daze and saying gibberish as she does...

(You erased the anvil and replaced it with a small particular missile, right before she hits the anvil again, which exploded within three hits...)

"Hoooooves?!"

(She then gets herself together and looks at you!)

"Alright, enough is enough! This is the final... t-the very very last straw!!! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THI-THIS! I DEMAND YOU SHOW YOURSELF!! WHO ARE YOU?! HUH?!"

(You then draw a door in front of her, then closing it silencing her all the same time...)

The camera zooms out, revealing you and Pinkie as she laughs at what you and her just did...

She giggles once more then looks over your shoulder... "Ain't we a stinker?" She asked you which you simply nod in
approval...