Stand Back I Just Been Groomed!!
STAND BACK I JUST BEEN GROOMED!!
By. Stagetechy22
To those in my Group who love Blueblood. And for those folks who want their Revenge against him since Season 1.
As music played in Best Hoof Forward Day Spa & Salon, the favorite of the nobles of Canterlot ,Equestria. A few of the spa mares looked up from their post as a regular made his way through the door. It wasn’t uncommon to see this blue bowtie wearing stallion. “Acetone is the back , Sir he’s on Lunch right now.”
“Lunch, Our Appointment was sechudaled last monday at 11,” Blueblood said with a lifted brow. “Why is he still haveing Lunch.” He was starting to frown it wasn’t like Acetone he thought to take a long lunch brake. So he decided to wait in the waiting room.
The mare at the desk rolled her eyes “He had a mare who wanted a perm before you.” She was a paint with blond mane and tail and big old green eyes. As the back room opened a buckskin unicorn came in takeing a cigarette out of his mouth. He leaned on the counter as he timed in.
“Who I got next Maybelline,” He smiled sweetly as he flicked his neon tipped tail. On his rump was a cutiemark of a Razor with green bio hazard marking on the Razor. It was then he felt a hot breath on the back of his neck.. “He’s behind me isn’t he.” All the mare did was smile was the two stallions looked to each other.
“Your Highness,” Stated Acetone with a smile trying to seem like it wasn’t a big deal he was late. “I’m so sorry my last appointment dipped into our time. “ That seemed have calmed the fumeing Prince as he placed his hoof around him. “What are we doing today?” Kissing Blueblood on both cheeks as he looked into the baby blues. “Don’t mess with me now come on.”
“Well I think I need another trim on my main and tail and ,” than the Prince looked to his hooves and gringed “And maybe a hoofacure.”
“Well I can see what I can do, “ He looked to Maybelline with a wink and took the Prince to the Hoof station first. “Clear coat?” Acetone was going through the motions as the Prince either nodded of shook his head. “Sauna?, “ Some of the usual were sometimes passed up. But it seemed today Blueblood was really serious about what he wanted.
“I Just want the smell of cake out of my coat,” he grumbled as Acetone than remembered what was still on the Prince’s Mind. And he rolled his eyes his pierced ears going back as he leaned the prince into a washing section.
“Sir that was four years ago why are you still on about that,” Acetone said as professional as possible as he shampooed Blueblood’s mane. Than the Prince shook his head, so it wasn’t the Gala this time. So maybe a simalier incident.. “Did Mr. Toity call you a Bamboon again.”
Yes Acetone heard every little complainant that the Prince had on the Public , like it was his job to be the Stallions Shrink and not his Groomer.
“Who does she think she is? That girl has
tangled with the wrong man. No one says 'no' to Blueblood.” He snorted a bit as he looked to his hooves. Acetone tried to remember what events happened recently. He knew the Prince went on a date recently and he wondered if the Mare was worse than the Prince himself.
He had to figure out a way to get his client to stop mopping, So he suggested something “How about a honorary lemonade on the spa.” Quick thinking there Acetone.
“Dissmissed , Rejected, Once again Publicly Humulitated, why it’s more than I can bear,” Blueblood just kept complaining all the way to the chair with a towel on his head Acetone was holding in place with his yellow magic. He was beginning to get annoyed with The Prince as well.
He tried one last attempt “Why not I surprise ya this time?” He was being generous figured a new look will cheer up the Prince.
“What for Nothing helps, I’m disgraced,” Blueblood looked to the side as Acetone put the cape over him. Each word was starting to get to Acetone as he turned on some comforting music on still trying to act professional. While the Prince just kept talking. “Maybe I would go on those gay feelings I told you last week… I been seeing this Red Stallion for some time now..” Acetone just nodded not sure what was going on now..
“But I really thought your Sister was the one Acetone,” That did it Acetone’s eyes than shifted to small dots. “But Kabuki Brush is obsssessed about that Mahjong .” Blueblood made Hoof qoutes in the air.. “Gypsy Vanders with their…”
Ace than turned Blue away from the mirror, “Acetone what are you doing.. You usually check in the mirror to keep it even. What in the name of Celestia are you going to do.”
Than the buzz of a Razor as Ace smirked behind the Prince, “Oh I just decided to Surprise ya.” The prince than started to fridget as the razor inched closer to his mane. Each inch was makeing the Prince scared as half of his mane started to go.. “Oops I forgot I was going to color it…” Smirked Acetone as he held the prince in place..
The spa mares looked over giggling as the Prince screamed “HELP ME SWEET AUNTIE SAVE ME!!!”
Finally Acetone was done with the Prince he took the cape off and spinned him around "No Pony talks about Kabuki like that." Ace smirked. "Not even a Noble."
The prince's mane now resembled a Dj by the name of Vinyl Scratch as Acetone turned on his Mirror Lights. It was than the Prince ran out screaming from the salon.. "I'm going to sue you and your Company Acetone.... AUNTIE!!!!!"
Maybelline slowly walked over to Acetone at that moment "Your Lucky Celestia has a sense of Humor." Her eyes narrowed on Acetone at that moment.. shrugged "Well let's hope she likes his Artsy new look."
"Your a flankhole you know that Acetone," she said as she went back to the books.
"But I'm your flankhole," He smiled widely to her.
"Yes you are and your going to be the death to this salon one day."
Acetone followed her to the Backroom "So ...How about that Lesson in Biniki Waxing."
And he was punched in the gut and pushed out of the door..
"Okay maybe that wasn't the best pick up line."
Outside "Prince Blueblood , Prince Blueblood whats with the new look are you finally comeing out.." Flash blubs where in The Prince's face... "Who was that Red Stallion in your Hospital room Prince Blueblood.?"
They only got this from the Prince that day " Maccy the groomer was mean to me.." And alot of crying.
"Prince Blueblood," One got in his face....
"STAND BACK I JUST BEEN GROOMED!!!," he than turned for the castle.
