Stand Back I just Been Groomed!!!

by Saint_Polaris

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life
Length: 1028

Blueblood's worst day ever gets worse with a trip to his Stylist. First Acetone is late, than things go down hill.

Acetone one of Canterlot's best stylist has to put up with the complaining with his Regular Client …. Prince Blueblood. Finally something snapps and Acetone just can't control where his razor goes. What made Celestia's Favorite Stylist to Loose it over her nephrew.

It's time for a Bad Hair day and a few Laughes…..

All characters used belong to either me or Hasbro .

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-20 05:00:08 UTC

Stand Back I Just Been Groomed!!

STAND BACK I JUST BEEN GROOMED!!

By. Stagetechy22

To those in my  Group who love Blueblood. And for those folks who want their Revenge against him since Season 1.

As music played in Best Hoof Forward Day Spa & Salon, the favorite of the nobles of Canterlot ,Equestria.  A few of the spa mares looked up from their post as  a regular made his way through the door. It wasn’t uncommon to see this  blue bowtie wearing stallion. “Acetone is the back , Sir he’s on Lunch right now.”

“Lunch, Our Appointment was sechudaled last monday at 11,” Blueblood said with a lifted brow. “Why is he still haveing Lunch.” He was starting to frown it wasn’t like Acetone he thought to take a long  lunch brake. So he decided to wait in the waiting room.

The mare at the desk rolled her eyes “He had a mare who wanted a perm before you.” She was a paint with blond mane and tail and big old green eyes.  As the back room opened  a buckskin unicorn came in takeing a cigarette out of his mouth.  He leaned on the  counter as he timed in.

“Who I got  next Maybelline,” He smiled sweetly as he  flicked his neon tipped tail.  On his rump was a cutiemark of  a Razor with  green bio hazard marking on the Razor.  It was then he felt a hot breath on the back of his neck.. “He’s behind me isn’t he.” All the mare did was smile  was the two stallions looked to each other.

“Your Highness,” Stated Acetone with a smile trying to seem like it wasn’t a big deal he was late. “I’m so  sorry my last appointment  dipped into our time. “ That seemed have calmed the fumeing Prince as he placed  his hoof around him. “What are we doing today?”  Kissing  Blueblood on both cheeks as he  looked into the baby blues. “Don’t mess with me now  come  on.”

“Well I think I need another  trim on my main and tail  and ,” than the Prince looked to his hooves and  gringed  “And maybe a hoofacure.”

“Well I can see what I can do, “ He looked to  Maybelline with a wink and  took the  Prince to the  Hoof station first.  “Clear coat?” Acetone was going through the motions  as the Prince either nodded of  shook his head.   “Sauna?,  “ Some of the usual were sometimes  passed up. But it seemed today  Blueblood was really serious about what he wanted.

“I Just  want the smell of  cake out of my  coat,” he grumbled as Acetone than remembered what was still on the  Prince’s  Mind.  And he rolled his eyes his pierced  ears  going back as he leaned the prince into a washing  section.

“Sir that was four years ago  why are you still on about that,” Acetone said as professional as possible as he  shampooed  Blueblood’s mane. Than the Prince shook his head, so it wasn’t the  Gala this time. So maybe a simalier  incident.. “Did Mr. Toity call you a Bamboon again.”

Yes  Acetone  heard every little  complainant that the Prince had on the  Public , like it was his  job to be the  Stallions  Shrink and not his  Groomer.

“Who does she think she is? That girl has

tangled with the wrong man. No one says 'no' to  Blueblood.”  He snorted a bit as he  looked  to  his hooves. Acetone  tried to remember what events  happened recently.  He knew the Prince went on a date  recently and  he wondered if the Mare was worse than the Prince himself.

He had to figure out a way to  get his client to  stop mopping, So he suggested  something “How about a honorary lemonade on the spa.” Quick thinking  there  Acetone.

“Dissmissed , Rejected, Once again Publicly Humulitated, why it’s more than I can  bear,” Blueblood just  kept  complaining  all the way to the  chair  with a towel on his  head Acetone was holding in place with his yellow magic.  He was beginning to  get annoyed with The Prince as well.

He tried one last attempt “Why not I surprise ya this time?” He was being generous figured a new  look will  cheer up the  Prince.

“What for Nothing  helps, I’m disgraced,” Blueblood looked  to the side as Acetone put the  cape over him.  Each word was starting to get to Acetone as he  turned  on some  comforting music on  still trying to  act professional. While the Prince  just  kept talking.  “Maybe I would go on those  gay feelings I told you last week…  I been  seeing this  Red Stallion  for some time now..” Acetone just nodded not sure what was going on now..

“But I really thought  your  Sister was the one Acetone,” That did it Acetone’s  eyes  than shifted to small dots. “But  Kabuki Brush is obsssessed about that  Mahjong .” Blueblood made  Hoof qoutes in the air..  “Gypsy Vanders  with their…”

Ace than turned  Blue away from the mirror, “Acetone what are you doing.. You usually check in the mirror to keep it  even. What in the  name of Celestia are you going to  do.”

Than the buzz of a Razor as  Ace smirked behind the Prince, “Oh I just  decided to  Surprise ya.”  The prince than started to fridget as the razor  inched  closer to his mane.  Each  inch  was makeing the  Prince scared as half of his mane  started to  go.. “Oops I forgot I was going to color it…”  Smirked Acetone as he held the prince in  place..

The spa mares looked over  giggling  as  the Prince  screamed  “HELP ME  SWEET AUNTIE  SAVE ME!!!”

Finally  Acetone was done with the Prince he took the cape off and  spinned him around  "No Pony  talks about  Kabuki like that." Ace smirked. "Not even a Noble."

The prince's mane  now  resembled  a  Dj by the name of  Vinyl Scratch as Acetone  turned on his Mirror Lights.   It was than the  Prince ran out  screaming from the salon.. "I'm going to  sue you and your  Company  Acetone.... AUNTIE!!!!!"

Maybelline slowly walked over to Acetone at that moment  "Your Lucky  Celestia has a sense of Humor."  Her eyes narrowed on Acetone at that moment..  shrugged "Well let's hope she likes his  Artsy new look."

"Your a flankhole you know that Acetone," she said as she went back to the books.

"But I'm your flankhole," He smiled widely to her.

"Yes you are and your going to be the death to this salon one day."

Acetone followed  her to the Backroom "So ...How about that Lesson in Biniki Waxing."

And he was  punched in the gut and  pushed out of the door..

"Okay maybe that wasn't the best pick up line."

Outside  "Prince Blueblood , Prince Blueblood whats with the new  look are you  finally comeing out.."  Flash blubs where in The Prince's  face... "Who was that  Red Stallion in your Hospital room Prince Blueblood.?"

They only got this  from the Prince that day " Maccy the groomer was mean to me.." And alot of  crying.

"Prince Blueblood," One got in his  face....

"STAND BACK I JUST BEEN GROOMED!!!," he than turned for the castle.