derp. (AKA Worst fanfic ever writen.[I'm so sorry. I just had to XD])by ZippyChapterswhere was I when derpy came to life and carried you away, into the show my little pony lol jka duck walked up to a lemon-aid stand...joined at the hip, ya your side kick needs you...Rise in revolutionscared to death that I'll never be afraidit's hard ta say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep...error 404where was I when derpy came to life and carried you away, into the show my little pony lol jkA gray pegasus with a blond mane was zapping some weird circuitry with a strange silver tube with a glowing blue tip when Discord came out of no where, and discorded her. She snorted. "For once the universe can save itself this time!" She yelled in an obnoxious voice, and walked in to a blue box that said "police box" on it, and the box disappeared. Suddenly a brown stallion with a dark brown mane and cutie mark of an hour glass ran by with a creature that looked like a flipped over trash can with a plunger and whisk attached to it who was yelling: "EXTERMINATE!" screamed in a girly high pitched voice: "DOCTOR! Help! IT'S A DALEK! THEYRE BACK!" Discord just stood there, his mouth dropped down to the floor (quite literarily). "What did I just do?!" He yelled as he (somehow) had bars on his head. a duck walked up to a lemon-aid stand..."Tell me a futtershy story!" A little filly in Mrs. Cheerlie's class said. "Um, ok." Pen stroke said with smile. "Once apon a time, a beutiful young princess named buddershy ate a disgusting peice of cake, and decided to take care of animals, change her name and race, and become the element of kindness instead. The end!" "Get out of my classroom." Cheerlie said pointing at the door. He left and the school day continued. Sudenly, Nyan Cat flew in farting blue rainbows (don't think to much about it). "Wat." Cheerlie said, before she passed out. joined at the hip, ya your side kick needs you..."Oh look its a chicken in a wolf costume!" Dimamond tiara yelled out as Scootaloo walked home from nightmare nighting. "You think that's funny?" Scootaloo said with a smile. "Then you will find this humorus!" Suddenly Scootaloo became nightmare moon and yelled: "how dare thou insult us!" Diamond Tiara screamed and ran away yelling: "night mare moon is back! Help!!!!!" Then Scootaloo stepped out from behind nightmare moon. "Thanks 'sis'!" Scootaloo said with a smile. "Thou art welcome little sister." Nightmare moon said as she turnned into princess Luna. Luna then leanned down and said in a miscevious voice "How about you race us to Home?" "Bring it on, big sis!" Scootaloo said grabbing her scooter. "3..." luna said with a happy smile on her face. "Two..." Scootaloo said with a smile as well. " 1!" Luna yelled and ran. "No fair! That's cheating!" Scootaloo yelled as she buzzed her wings and chased after her sister. Rise in revolutionA simple day in canter lot when Prince Blue Blood ran franticly through the second hall in the castle followed by a purple alicorn with flame hair screaming: "I WILL DESTROY YOU BLUE BLOOD!" Startling the palace gaurds. "IT WAS JUST A LOVE LETTER!" Blue Blood yelled franticly. "SENT TO ME! FIVE YEARS AFTER YOU TURN DOWN AND EMBARASE MY FRIEND?!" Twilight aka the furiuos alicorn yelled while shooting a blast of magic at him. "Tia will banish you if you kill me!" "No she wont!" "Will to!" "Will not!" "Will to!" "Will not!" "I feel like I should stop them, but this is just so funny!" Princess Celestia said while rolling on the floor laughing. scared to death that I'll never be afraid"..cause I am the best at partis all the ponies will agree! I know it has been 10 years but it seems like yesterday you born! Happy birth day today HEY!" Pinkie yelled as she hugged the cake twins. "Thanks auntie Pinkie Pie!" Pound said as he wiggled out of her grasp, and Pumkin teleported out. "I'm going to eat a muffin!" Pound said triumphantly. "Pound, some pony already said that chapter!" Pumkin said. "Whoops, musta skipped a page." Pound said grabbing a script out of nowhere. "Pumkin, had me a muffin please." Pound said. Pumpkin handed her brother a muffin. Pound grabbed the wall between chapters, ad pulled him self into the last chapter. He was behind Dinky and tapped her shoulder. As she turnded around Pound pulled himself back into his chapter. "Pound Ginger Cake!" Pinkie yelled in frustration. "What?!" He yelled in shock. "You broke a rule bro." Pumkin said flipping thru the pages. "It clearly states that mrmph." She sais "mrmph" because pinkie pie stuck a hoof in her mouth. "Shush!" Pinkie said. "You'll spoil it for the bronies!" it's hard ta say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep...it's hard ta say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep... "Can you tell me a bed night story?" Apple Bloom said after her big sis, Apple Jack tucked her in. "Ok." Apple Jack said narrowing her eyes skepticly. "Once apon a time there was a colt named clutter step, then he married VYNIL Scratch and changed his name to Dub Step. And became an alicorn princess. The end." Then Apple Jack left the room. And walked out of the barn. And walked up a tree. And became an alicorn princess. And then ate a bad piece of cheese. And destroyed a tree. "Wat." Apple Blom said as she slapped the omnitrix and turned into big chill. menwhile... "What did I just read??" The brony asked himself. "I dont know!" Sweetie belle said, her voice squeeking. "What are you doing in my house?!" The brony demanded. Sweetie Belle shot a web from her hoof and into the brony's face. By the time the brony took the web off his face, Sweetie Belle was gone. error 404"I'm going to eat a muffin!" Dinky said with a smile. "Um, ok." Sparkler said scooting away from her sister. "Can you by me a muffin?" Dinky asked with a smile. "No." Sparkler said flatly. two hours later "Sparkler!" Dinky yelled franticly. "Yes Dinky! What is it?! are you ok?!" Sparkler yelled as she ran into Dinky's room to see that Dinky was wearing a gas mask. "Are you my mummy?" Dinky asked. Sparkler screamed, ran and yelled at the top of her lungs: "DOCTOR! HELP! DINKY BECAME ONE OF THE ALEINS FROM YOUR STORIES!" Dinky chuckled and took her gas mask off. "That's what you get for not giving me a muffin." She said as she chuckled some more. Then some pony tapped her on the shoulder. She turned to see that there was a muffin behind her. Wat.
where was I when derpy came to life and carried you away, into the show my little pony lol jkA gray pegasus with a blond mane was zapping some weird circuitry with a strange silver tube with a glowing blue tip when Discord came out of no where, and discorded her. She snorted. "For once the universe can save itself this time!" She yelled in an obnoxious voice, and walked in to a blue box that said "police box" on it, and the box disappeared. Suddenly a brown stallion with a dark brown mane and cutie mark of an hour glass ran by with a creature that looked like a flipped over trash can with a plunger and whisk attached to it who was yelling: "EXTERMINATE!" screamed in a girly high pitched voice: "DOCTOR! Help! IT'S A DALEK! THEYRE BACK!" Discord just stood there, his mouth dropped down to the floor (quite literarily). "What did I just do?!" He yelled as he (somehow) had bars on his head.
a duck walked up to a lemon-aid stand..."Tell me a futtershy story!" A little filly in Mrs. Cheerlie's class said. "Um, ok." Pen stroke said with smile. "Once apon a time, a beutiful young princess named buddershy ate a disgusting peice of cake, and decided to take care of animals, change her name and race, and become the element of kindness instead. The end!" "Get out of my classroom." Cheerlie said pointing at the door. He left and the school day continued. Sudenly, Nyan Cat flew in farting blue rainbows (don't think to much about it). "Wat." Cheerlie said, before she passed out.
joined at the hip, ya your side kick needs you..."Oh look its a chicken in a wolf costume!" Dimamond tiara yelled out as Scootaloo walked home from nightmare nighting. "You think that's funny?" Scootaloo said with a smile. "Then you will find this humorus!" Suddenly Scootaloo became nightmare moon and yelled: "how dare thou insult us!" Diamond Tiara screamed and ran away yelling: "night mare moon is back! Help!!!!!" Then Scootaloo stepped out from behind nightmare moon. "Thanks 'sis'!" Scootaloo said with a smile. "Thou art welcome little sister." Nightmare moon said as she turnned into princess Luna. Luna then leanned down and said in a miscevious voice "How about you race us to Home?" "Bring it on, big sis!" Scootaloo said grabbing her scooter. "3..." luna said with a happy smile on her face. "Two..." Scootaloo said with a smile as well. " 1!" Luna yelled and ran. "No fair! That's cheating!" Scootaloo yelled as she buzzed her wings and chased after her sister.
Rise in revolutionA simple day in canter lot when Prince Blue Blood ran franticly through the second hall in the castle followed by a purple alicorn with flame hair screaming: "I WILL DESTROY YOU BLUE BLOOD!" Startling the palace gaurds. "IT WAS JUST A LOVE LETTER!" Blue Blood yelled franticly. "SENT TO ME! FIVE YEARS AFTER YOU TURN DOWN AND EMBARASE MY FRIEND?!" Twilight aka the furiuos alicorn yelled while shooting a blast of magic at him. "Tia will banish you if you kill me!" "No she wont!" "Will to!" "Will not!" "Will to!" "Will not!" "I feel like I should stop them, but this is just so funny!" Princess Celestia said while rolling on the floor laughing.
scared to death that I'll never be afraid"..cause I am the best at partis all the ponies will agree! I know it has been 10 years but it seems like yesterday you born! Happy birth day today HEY!" Pinkie yelled as she hugged the cake twins. "Thanks auntie Pinkie Pie!" Pound said as he wiggled out of her grasp, and Pumkin teleported out. "I'm going to eat a muffin!" Pound said triumphantly. "Pound, some pony already said that chapter!" Pumkin said. "Whoops, musta skipped a page." Pound said grabbing a script out of nowhere. "Pumkin, had me a muffin please." Pound said. Pumpkin handed her brother a muffin. Pound grabbed the wall between chapters, ad pulled him self into the last chapter. He was behind Dinky and tapped her shoulder. As she turnded around Pound pulled himself back into his chapter. "Pound Ginger Cake!" Pinkie yelled in frustration. "What?!" He yelled in shock. "You broke a rule bro." Pumkin said flipping thru the pages. "It clearly states that mrmph." She sais "mrmph" because pinkie pie stuck a hoof in her mouth. "Shush!" Pinkie said. "You'll spoil it for the bronies!"
it's hard ta say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep...it's hard ta say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep... "Can you tell me a bed night story?" Apple Bloom said after her big sis, Apple Jack tucked her in. "Ok." Apple Jack said narrowing her eyes skepticly. "Once apon a time there was a colt named clutter step, then he married VYNIL Scratch and changed his name to Dub Step. And became an alicorn princess. The end." Then Apple Jack left the room. And walked out of the barn. And walked up a tree. And became an alicorn princess. And then ate a bad piece of cheese. And destroyed a tree. "Wat." Apple Blom said as she slapped the omnitrix and turned into big chill. menwhile... "What did I just read??" The brony asked himself. "I dont know!" Sweetie belle said, her voice squeeking. "What are you doing in my house?!" The brony demanded. Sweetie Belle shot a web from her hoof and into the brony's face. By the time the brony took the web off his face, Sweetie Belle was gone.
error 404"I'm going to eat a muffin!" Dinky said with a smile. "Um, ok." Sparkler said scooting away from her sister. "Can you by me a muffin?" Dinky asked with a smile. "No." Sparkler said flatly. two hours later "Sparkler!" Dinky yelled franticly. "Yes Dinky! What is it?! are you ok?!" Sparkler yelled as she ran into Dinky's room to see that Dinky was wearing a gas mask. "Are you my mummy?" Dinky asked. Sparkler screamed, ran and yelled at the top of her lungs: "DOCTOR! HELP! DINKY BECAME ONE OF THE ALEINS FROM YOUR STORIES!" Dinky chuckled and took her gas mask off. "That's what you get for not giving me a muffin." She said as she chuckled some more. Then some pony tapped her on the shoulder. She turned to see that there was a muffin behind her. Wat.
