derp. (AKA Worst fanfic ever writen.[I'm so sorry. I just had to XD])

by Zippy

it's hard ta say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep...

Previous Chapter

it's hard ta say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep...

"Can you tell me a bed night story?" Apple Bloom said after her big sis, Apple Jack tucked her in.

"Ok." Apple Jack said narrowing her eyes skepticly. "Once apon a time there was a colt named clutter step, then he married  VYNIL Scratch and changed his name to Dub Step. And became an alicorn princess. The end."

Then Apple Jack left the room. And walked out of the barn. And walked up a tree. And became an alicorn princess. And then ate a bad piece of cheese. And destroyed a tree.

"Wat." Apple Blom said as she slapped the omnitrix and turned into big chill.

menwhile...

"What did I just read??" The brony asked himself.

"I dont know!" Sweetie belle said, her voice squeeking.

"What are you doing in my house?!" The brony demanded.

Sweetie Belle shot a web from her hoof and into the brony's face.

By the time the brony took the web off his face,  Sweetie Belle was gone.