Dude the 80s Called they want their Mullet back.
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DUDE THE 80s CALLED THEY WANT THEIR MULLET BACK!!!
Dude the 80s Called they want their Mullet back.
Dude the 80s Called They Want their Mullet Back
By. Stagetechy22/1991
Dedicated to NoWacking and my friends
A Ivory colored unicorn looking at an new phone a Grey earth mare was giveing her comeing out a near by shop.. "Oh thats why I had the last one." The mare facehoofed as she took the bag.. "Thanks Tavvy."
"Vinyl you really shouldn't have tossed the last one into the fire place," The gray mare sighed as she looked to her friends huge cart.. "So another huge club gig... wheres that stand in you were Training." And Vinyl began to rub the back of her neck as she smiled a bit goofy like..
"Well Ya See Octavia... the kid had this big tripped planned and I really didn't wanna let him down..." She bit her lip thinking some "So I borrowed some bits from your Purse."
"How many Bits and where did you send the kid," Octavia was now looking to her roommate with the scariest look many would call the Concentess Stare. Given to those who don't listern to the Conductor. "Where did you send him Vinyl."
"Okay the kid wanted to go to Neighpon I know it was alot of money," She tried to comfort Tavy some knowing deep down this mare some link to the Mafia or whatever she called her father. "Listern I'll make it up Volume Up is a really good kid and his dream was to go there... And I will get the bits back I promise... even if I got find another pony to do grunt work."
"As in the very next pony we see," Octavia scolded as Vinyl nodded.
Thats when Blueblood dashed into the line of view in the worst possible state for the Prince to be in...
He clearly had what looked like a Mullet done to his mane and tail "DUDE THE 80s Called they want their Mullet back." Some drunk stallion with pink and blond mane said as the Prince passed him in the most feminie tone you ever heard. "MmmKay."
Octavia Smirked looking to Vinyl as the Prince crashed himself into a tree trying to think of a witty comeback.. makeing them both wince "Nows your chance... It's the Prince or no "Oolong Tea's Carrot Chow Mein for dinner for you tonight.."
"Tavy YOU CAn't be serious you want me to Hire Prince Blueblood Part time... Heck he's going to be hearing that Line all night at Strobe Gate.... Can't I just do it the old fashion way."
" Do this or no Chipony food," Tavy smiled and Vinyl groaned she loved Chipony food.
Vinyl stepped up to the Prince while he was Sulking "Hey Princey what ...what's with the hair."
"Oh if it isn't the DJ from the Cousin's Wedding who said "Dude... The Navy Hoofs want their Tie back."
"Okay one time ... I promise I won't do it now, Upscale was a bit harsh and not to mention drunk when he screamed that," She sighed "I can't believe Octavia hired him for our Appartment during the reno.. he's soooo pushy for perfection sometimes."
Blue actually chuckled at that... "Thanks that Cheers me up a bit."
"So um whats with the Mullet." Vinyl removed her shades showing those haunting eyes everyone wishes they knew the right color. Even Blueblood was shocked that they were a Red with a hint of Maroon.
"Oh My Groomer ....Acetone.I said something about his sister," Blue sighed a bit
"And how did he take it." She knew the Prince well they kinda went to the same school together and half the time she's seen him around Fancy Pant's Estate for some his parties Octavia drags her too all done up.
"Listern Vinyl, " Blue made a note rememebering she apolozied before.. "Why are you over here.. not to cheer me up."
"Well here's the thing I Owe Tavvy Money," She blushed a bit "And I need a new Grunt cause my last one Volume kinda bailed for a Con trip." He was laughing at her now..
"It's not funny Bluey,"She put a hoof to his mouth to shut him up "I may not get dinner tonight and I love me some apple fired rice. Now please.. I am begging ya as an Old friend please...Be My Grunt..
"Will you give me bits to hire a new Groomer," Blueblood pouted cutely knowing this would work like it did the last time he needed her..
"Ugh not the ....Mountian Hot Spring Rave look...Blue ... God your," She gave in "Fine but only because we grew up next to each other. And we were Six."
Blue smiled "So I do grunt work and you... do your thing right for this Club."
"Club Strobe Gate is a Local Raver hangout your not going to be two welcomed there blue....." Vinyl said
Later that night at -Strobe Gate
Octavia was at the back door with Vinyl and Blueblood they had given him colored contacts of Rainbow Mix a trench coat to hide his cutiemark and rainbow streaks to his mane..
"How is this surpose to help hide me. from your fans," He looked to them "I look like Acetone Mated with a Cheerleader and stoll Gackpony's Eyeliner."
"Jrock is currently the biggest fashion choice for ravers," Octavia said 'U will fit right in."
"Come on now , we have to get before they get Restless," Vinyl said opening the door and running to the stage..... "HELLO!!! STROBE GATE I'M DJ-PON3 AND I'M HERE TO MAKE YOU SCREAM... WHOS READY TO BREAK SOME OLDIES!!!!"
The crowarded screamed... "AND I GOT A HELPER TONIGHT!! HE's handsome he's funn... give it up for the Prince's Twin... AcidIce."
Blueblood groaned "Is that the best cover up she come up with I sounds like I have to be a White Rapper."
Octavia than pushed him on stage "If it gets Bits. than rap your heart out Blueboy."
"ACID GET IN HERE... PONIES NEED TO HEAR YOUR SICK BEATS," .... Vinyl was calling him..
"Looks like I got no choice... Guess I'm AcidIce tonight the Rapper."
Octavia than turned as the prince went in and said "I hope that hair cut and this cover doesn't blow ... even the Tabloids will be saying "Dude the 80s called they want their Mullet back."
Finally on stage Blue tripped over the coat as he ran up trying to act well. "Hip" instead landed himself upside down and his cutiemark showing to all eyes in the club...
And causeing a Red and Butter colored Stallion to storm the stage..
One albino raver to scream out "PRINCEY Gackpony called He wants his Contacts back."
Causeing Vinyl to facehoof deeply going "This is going to be a Long night."