What Am I Doing In Equestria

by ZeroPony55

Chapter 1 Ponyville

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I enter Ponyville and I instantly saw a orb on a roof. So I jump on some creates and swing on a pole and then landed on the roof. I picked it up and absorb it. After I absorb the orb I heard clapping. It was coming from some fillies that just saw that display. I never thought doing parkour was such a entertaining thing to watch. I spotted some more orbs, five at least. So I went to grab the orbs until I made it to the last one. I was intercepted by and orange filly. I quickly shot a string out of my hoofs and reeling the orb and than absorbing it. Now I grab the orange filly and summon a hook shot to shot at a pole. I grab a hold of pole and sidled down while the filly was with me.
"Thanks" said the filly.
"It's no problem just be more careful when flying ok kid" I said to her and walked away. I didn't really care who this filly was but she care about who I was.
"Hey who are you any ways your new aren't you" the filly asked.
"I'm Frankie and it doesn't matter if I'm new or not the matter is that looking for orbs" I said to her.
"I'm Scootaloo and I think found what your looking for" she said as she pulls out the orb and handed to me.
"Thanks, Scootaloo" I said while grabbing the orb and absorbing it as well.
"Whoa how you do that?" asked Scootaloo.
"It's nothing so see ya" I said and walked away.
"Scootaloo you ok" said a filly with a ribbon.
"Sorry about that" said the other filly.
"Yeah I'm fine Appleboom and Sweetiebell it's thanks to Frankie I'm fine" She said as she pointed at me.
"Hey he doesn't have a cutie mark let's see if wants to join the cutie mark crusaders" said Appleboom.
Before I know it the trio starts bothering me about joining the cmc. God they won't shut up so I shouted "CHAOS CONTROL" and teleported out of there.

So now I'm inside a library with Rainbow Dash, a purple alicorn, and dragon. I was next to three orbs so picked them up and absorb them while those three still lay in shock.
"Ummm... are you ok?" I asked with regret because the purple alicorn just ask so many questions on what I just did. To shut the ailcorn up I shove my gauntlet hoof in her month and told to shut up and just go with because it will make less sense if I try to explain. Than I back up and she actually got the message.
"So who are you" said the ailcorn.
"Isn't it rude to not introduce yourself to your guest" I said.
"Sorry I'm Twilight Sparkle that's, Rainbow Dash," she pointed at her "and this is Spike" she soon point to him.
"I'm Frankie"
"So Frankie what did you do those orbs?" Twilight asked.
"There my powers that left me when I got to Equestria and also it only corresponds to me" I said.
"Can I asked another thing?" Twilight asked again.
"Go ahead Twilight" I said with a wondering look.
"Those orbs contain so much magic that even a royal guard's armour doesn't come close to it just how powerful are you."
"Well those orbs I just absorb didn't give any powers just stats booster."
"So you saying that those orbs give you powers."
"Pretty much."
"And how many orb are there."
"Putting that my stats became orbs as well I would a lot."
Twilight soon fainted from this knowledge probably because that I'm might be powerful than Celestia but really she pretty weak compare to others like Arceus or Hades heck even Chrysalis bested her. So left Twilight, Spike, and Rainbow Dash thinking how powerful I'm even though I not that strong I still have my problems.

So I decided to go to Sugarcube Corner because I suspected that Pinkie Pie will throw me a welcome party when I get there. As I enter I saw that pink pony but she didn't see me. Good I didn't want a party any ways. I walked around the shop trying to not be spotted by Pinkie. When I was walking Pinkie almost spotted me but I was fast enough to hid under a box. Being in a box reminded me of a animal, which was weird because a animal in a box seem ridiculous. Pinkie left the store and came out of the box. I scared like two ponies because of that. I look around and see a orb behind the counter. I went to get it but I was stop by a yellow pony.
"Sorry sir but this is off limits to customers" said the yellow pony.
"Only customers?" I asked.
"Yeah only customers" he said with a confused look.
"I'm not customer than, if I haven't bought anything so that means I a visitor and you said only customers but not visitors"
"Yea but I" he tried to say something but was in a lost.
I past though him and pick up orb and absorb it and than left leaving that yellow pony even more in a lost. I walked outside and all of the sudden Pinkie show up out of nowhere.
"Hey you a new pony aren't you?" she asked.
"It doesn't matter if I'm new or not I not planning to live in Ponyville" I said.
"Well your still new here which means you don't know anypony and that would be bad to not know anypony and an-"
I shoved my hoof in her mouth. "Look Pinkie I know a lot of ponies that live here and they probably don't know me but I know them and knowing who they a fine right" I said.
"Well I guess so but"
"But nothing I'm a busy person and now if you excuses me, I have to get going"
"Ok than see you later" she said with a little sadness.
"Bye" I said and then I left her. I know I should act nicer to others but I'm in a bad mood. I lost my powers like it came right out of a metroid game, I can't play my 3ds, and I can't eat meat or I kill anything unless I want PETA after my tail or proving Fluttershy is a killer.

I decided to go to Sweet Apple Acres to find anymore orbs. On my way here I found like six orbs and one of them containing the rest of my chaos powers and no not Discord's chaos magic. I enter the farm and be greeted by Applejack.
"Howdy there partner and welcome to Sweet Apples Acres" said Applejack
"Hi I'm looking for orbs when I came here I lost some orbs and I wonder if it fell here may I have a look around?" I asked.
"You sure can as long as you don't take any apples without permission"
"Of course" like I need a apple company. I roam around the farm and I didn't find a single orb. I wonder for moment until I spot a tree house. I decided to head to the tree house. I stick my head in a window and saw Appleboom, Scootaloo, and Sweetiebell and a big pile of orbs.
"How do you think Frankie did it" said Scootaloo.
"I thought you just break it" said Appleboom
"Maybe you eat it" said Sweetiebell
"Do you really think you would do that, Sweetiebell?" asked Scootaloo.
"Maybe we should... Hey look there's Frankie"
Shit I thought to myself. "Hey nice to see you again" I said while grinning.
"How did you teleport you're not a unicorn?" asked Sweetiebell.
"Ya how" added Appleboom.
"And how to you did that thing with the orbs I'm you teleported when you grab the orb so it main the orb gave you super powers and we want super powers" said Scootaloo.
"I thought you wanted your cutie mark?" I asked
"That too but super powers is more awesomer"
"Look kids the orbs only react to me unless it's from someone else than it theirs, now can I have my orbs now" I said.
"Only if you tell us how you teleported and why you don't have a cutie mark" Sweetiebell said.
I sighed, " I teleported by a chaos control and before you said what's chaos control is it's just another means to teleported that you probably can't use because you need chaos powers" I decided to left out that you really need a chaos emerald or something at least something close to it."Why I don't have a cutie mark is because I don't want something that's telling me what I'm suppose to be and I don't like how oddly place it is" I said.
"But how is it out of place?" asked Appleboom.
"It just how I was born and thinking it's out of place now can I have my orbs now" I said.
"Fine" said Scootaloo. They all toss my orbs one by one to me and I absorb all of them.
"Thanks" I said while opening a portal and then going though it. I went to the front of Sweet Apple Acres because I wanted to let Applejack know I be going. My portal open up above a pig's pen. Great I cover in mud.
"Howdy how did you do that fancy trick?" Applejack asked.
"I know how to open and close portals and don't question how I did it because I don't really know either it just feel natural" I said.
"Well either way your a mess and I going to take you to, Rarity to have you clean up."
"No it's ok you don't need to I'm pretty sure you have more stuff on your hoofs."
"Non-sense I done my work and I wanted to head to the Carousel Boutique to get my hat fix anyways."
"Fine" I said.

We walked to the boutique and I found some orbs that were in trees. Applejack didn't question how I absorb orb instead all she did was simile. We finally made it to the Carousel Boutique. When we enter we heard a shriek. It was Rarity shrieking when she saw me cover in mud.
"Rarity clam down this is no monster it just a new pony name, Frankie" Applejack said.
I would be mad but on the way here a couple of ponies stare at me and I thought I heard do you see that monster.
"Oh sorry about that dear but it's the mud that I'm shrieking about, Frankie" Rarity said.
"Fine I clean my self" I said while I walk outside. I flew to a nearby cloud and using my water blending I clean myself. I went back down to the Boutique.
"Uhhh, Frankie can I ask you something?" Rarity asked.
"What is it?" I asked.
"Why on Equestria are you wearing some much red and while wearing a glove and green goggles?"
"Well I-" I got cut off.
"Now I think you should-"
"Rarity"
"Lose the goggles and the glove as well-"
"Rarity"
"As well you should wear a scarf instead of a bandanna-"
"RARITY!!!!" I shouted at her.
"What is it, Frankie?" Rarity asked.
"This is my design and I not changing into anything" I said.
"Well at least can you tell me why you just wear single glove?" Rarity asked.
"First it's a gauntlet and second my friend gave me this and yes it's just one" I said.
"Well that's an interesting way to look, so anyways what bring you two to the Carousel Boutique?" Rarity asked.
"I need mah hat to be fix" said Applejack.
"I just looking for orbs" I said.
"Well Applejack you can leave here and pick it up tomorrow and Frankie I not sure but check in this box you might find what you looking for" She said while levitating a box towards me.
"What is this?" I asked
"It a box where I put pearls in but I did find something today that might be some orbs and I put it in that box because it look like pearls to me I might have taken your orbs by accident" said Rarity
I open it and put my hoof in it and absorb any orbs that was in there.
"How did you do that?" asked Rarity.
"Rarity don't question how and just go with just like Pinkie" Applejack said.
"OK I guess."
"Thanks Rarity" I said.
"Don't mention it those orb were kinda big anyway."
"I be going now"
"Well where are you heading, Frankie" Applejack asked.
"Well I don't know, I been to SugarCube Corner, Golden Oak Library, Sweet Apples Acres and here" I said.
"Well, Frankie have you tried Fluttershy's cottage?' Rarity asked.
"No"
"Well you can head there tomorrow it's getting dark let's head back to Sweet Apples Acres so you can rest there and head there tomorrow" said Applejack.
"Oh no I couldn't bother you with where I'm staying."
"But do you even have a place to stay."
"No but I do like the out doors."
"While the outdoors are nice but your freeze."
"Fine."
"Ahh ya come on, sugarcube let's get going."
We left Rarity and headed back to the farm. We had idle chit chat but nothing much was really going on. Once we were at the house I headed straight to bed because my body have to get use to more power again. Applejack tried to make me join dinner but I skipped it.

Morning came and I was out and early. I never like sleeping because of the time I'm wasting but I can't really play my 3ds and Fluttershy is probably asleep if I try to visit her but then it hit me. I didn't want to visit Fluttershy I just wanted my orbs. God I'm such a idiot but whatever no-harm done to anything. I left a note saying that I'm leaving. I'm running pretty fast at the edge of the Everfree Forest. I finally made it to a cottage. I guessing it's Fluttershy's home so I went to the door and knock on the door. The door open and a yellow pegasus show up.
"Hello how can I help you?" she asked.
"Ah yes you can be telling if you found any orbs or at least saw any because I lost orbs and I want to see if it's my" I said.
"Yes well here" she gave me all her orbs she found "and some fell in the Everfree Forest but be careful there full of monsters"
"Ok thanks" I absorb the orbs and quickly headed to the forest. I thought I heard something from her but I didn't really listen. I headed though different points of the forest. Luckily for me one orb gave my other tracking power. I could use my sword but that could lead into some awkward moments. I just head to point to point and slashing at any poison joke flowers and or timberwolfs. The only thing deadly here were the plants that can't move. All you really need is something like a bat and the guts to hit something. Once I grab the last orb I bolted out of the forest. I somehow ended out at Fluttershy's house. I saw two girls out there. It was Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash but they have a worried look on them so I looked behind me. There was like sixty to seventy timberwolfs. I heard Rainbow Dash said.
"Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn."
I saw like a bunch of animals run. Only Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash was left because they were making sure the animals were safe. I decided to fight off the timberwolfs. I took out my sword and begin to slash though the pack. That was a bad idea, after a while than gang bang me. I bleed a lot but once I saw blood on my eyes I begin to get pissed. I was losing to wood. I started to glow red and Rainbow Dash took notice. She told Fluttershy to stay a little back. After a little while a lot of timberwolf were clinging on to me. I then shouted "Chaos Blast" A big explosion and soon of later there were no more timberwolfs.
"What was that?" Rainbow asked.
"I was losing to timberwolfs so I blasted them to oblivion" I said.
"You could have killed us"
"But I didn't and besides I know how for this reach"
"You could have killed yourself"
"And you care why?"
Rainbow blush before saying "I didn't want Fluttershy to see any wrong with anypony."
She was lucky that performing a chaos control or blast heals any wounds or I would have said something. "What ever I'm done at Ponyville I don't need to be here anymore I think I head to Cloudsdale next" I said.
"I going with you" said Rainbow Dash.
"Why?"
"Somepony got to make sure you don't destroy Cloudsdale"
"You just saying this so you can follow me" I said.
"What no I-" she blush even harder than before.
"I just joking do what ever you like."
"Yeah you better be pal" she said with something that's like Fluttershy's stare.
"Ok let's get going than, Rainbow Dash" I said.
"See you later, Rainbow" Fluttleshy said.
Me and Rainbow left and headed to Cloudsdale.


Author's Note

Alright done chapter 2 let's see how many references and copy ability can you see.
Metal Gear,Pokemon,Kid Icarus Uprising, Nintendo Product, PETA, Metroid, Fluttlershy is a killer theory.
Now let's see how awesome you are if you get the metal gear and Metroid references.
Also comment if you got the only one gauntlet thing and the tracking with the sword. If get both you deserve to be awesome.

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