Sam is a human who has been living quite a happy life in the small town of Ponyville (a little town filled with brightly colorful, talking equines) for the past year and a half. He has a good job at the post office, a roof over his head, and a best friend named Derpy Hooves. But what happens when Derpy decides she's ready to take their relationship to the next level? Now Sam is faced with a choice; commit to his old world's beliefs about interspieces relationships, or embrace his new life, and tell the cute, cross-eyed mare that he's been living with ever since he fell out of the sky that he loves her too.

Edit: I did some major tweaking of a plot point regarding Dinky that a few readers found to not really suit the story. If need be, I can change it back to the original version, but for now, I actually kind of like this version better.