Pinkie Eats a Cheese Sandwich
It was official. Pinkie Pie was on a lunch break; nopony would be served by her for the time being. But that didn’t mean she’d have to leave her workplace. Sugarcube Corner has a rather big kitchen, so she could take a seat there. She was plopped down at the kitchen table, a plate in front of her.
She licked her lips, examining her lunch. The smell of the dairy product lingered in her nostrils, giving her a scent she just couldn’t deny. She picked it up, a smile emerging on her face. This was a lunch she’d be certain to make again. Why did she always stick with cupcakes when the cheese had always waited in another cupboard?
She brought it to her mouth, her jaws opening in the process to permit the passage of bread and cheese. She felt the smell flow around her throat, before chomping down. She closed her eyes, heightening her taste sense as a wave of pleasure rode her taste buds. Her mouth worked wonders as the mixture of dairy and bread got mashed together, moving towards her throat by the second.
She swallowed the small chunks of the first bite, sighing as she did so. The taste was just... incredible and satisfying. She opened her eyes again, gazing down at the sandwich with a chunk of it missing. It was love at first sight.
She proceeded to lick her lips again, before her hooves started to move the sandwich towards her once more.
“Mmmm!” came a voice from the kitchen. Rarity and Applejack finally drew their attention to the noise.
“What was that?” Applejack asked.
Both of the mares got up from their table to peek around the kitchen, only to spot Pinkie Pie devouring a cheese sandwich in no time. Their curious looks were discovered by Pinkie Pie, who had licked her lips in satisfaction.
“Nice?” asked Rarity, looking almost a bit smug.
“Yummy!” Pinkie Pie replied. “Thanks again for helping me out this morning.”
“Ain’t no problem Pinkie. You can count on us anytime.”
“When do you reckon he’ll be here? He said lunch and well... it’s lunch.”
Pinkie Pie raised a hoof towards her chin. “I don’t know. But I can’t wait!”
Applejack readjusted her stetson slightly while seeing the overexcited Pinkie Pie bouncing all over the kitchen. “I can see.”
Rarity however, frowned. “What will you do in the meantime?”
That caused Pinkie Pie to stop, before gasping after getting a spectacular idea. “I’m going to have another!”
Both of the other mares raised an eyebrow. “Another what?”
Pinkie Pie gave them a little scoff. “Another cheese sandwich of course!”
Applejack and Rarity only turned their heads to follow Pinkie Pie racing all across the kitchen, putting together two new slices of bread and a huge chunk of cheese to place in the middle. In little time, the second sandwich of its kind was put on the plate of the one before it, prompting Pinkie Pie to retake her seat at the table.
She lowered her head and took a large inhale from the scent it was giving off. She elicited a moan as her eyes wandered off into daydream territory.
Rarity and Applejack looked at each other, before heading back to their table and leaving Pinkie Pie to her lunch. “It’s not like him to be late. Do you think something happened?” asked Rarity, addressing her concern.
“Nah, I’m sure he’s fine,” Applejack reassured her. “Maybe he just got held up.”
The frown returned on Rarity. “I hope he’s alright.”
Both of the mares shared uncomfortable looks, worried about what happened to the stallion. He was never tardy. Applejack placed her head on her hoof, trying to think of a reasonable reason why he was indeed later than usual. She ignored the bell ringing of Sugarcube Corner, which Rarity noticed.
“Twilight! Over here!” she called to the alicorn, waving her over.
Applejack turned her attention too, indeed spotting Twilight Sparkle trotting happily over towards them both. “Howdy Twilight.”
Twilight looked down at the pair with a broad smile. “Hello girls.”
“What brings you here today?”
Twilight turned behind her and picked up a book from the saddlebags she was carrying. She presented it towards the pair using her magic. “Pinkie Pie requested this cookbook, but I knew she was busy. So I brought it over when I was certain she was free.” She looked around, not spotting Pinkie Pie. “Is she here?”
“She’s in the kitchen.”
“Ah.” Twilight started to wander over towards the kitchen.
“That tastes so good!”
Twilight paused in her movement from the loud orgasmic sound coming from the kitchen. She turned back towards Rarity and Applejack, who didn’t seem concerned. “What’s she doing?”
“Hmm?” Rarity asked, now bringing her attention to Twilight. “Oh, she’s eating a cheese sandwich.”
Twilight neared towards her two friends with confusion. “She’s eating... a cheese sandwich?
Rarity analysed Twilight’s blank expression. “Yes...”
Twilight blinked a few times before getting the common sense to check on Pinkie Pie herself. She poked her head around the open door to reveal Pinkie Pie... indeed eating a cheese sandwich. She didn’t know what she was expecting. “Should I be this surprised?” she asked herself.
“Hey Twilight!” Pinkie Pie shouted, waving to Twilight.
Twilight smiled and waved back, before joining her in the kitchen. Activating her horn, she placed the cookbook on the counter where there was space. “Good afternoon Pinkie. Here is the cookbook you asked for.”
“Thanks Twilight.”
Twilight nodded in appreciation, before heading back out of the kitchen. She was about to pass Rarity and Applejack, before she felt Rarity’s hoof touch her.
“Why don’t you join us Twilight?”
“Err, I don’t know. I should really get back to the library.”
“Oh pfft!” Rarity brushed off, waving a hoof in the air at the same time. “Come on Twilight, sit and join us.”
Twilight remained still for a while, looking like she was internally in confrontation. “...Ok.” She took the empty seat that was around their table.
“There you go!” Rarity added.
Twilight adjusted to her seat, now becoming comfortable. “So why is Pinkie eating a cheese sandwich?”
“She thought she’d surprise him.”
“Surprise who?”
Rarity groaned while Applejack smacked her own face with her hoof. “Cheese Sandwich.”
“She’s eating a cheese sandwich to... surprise Cheese Sandwich?”
Rarity rolled her eyes. “Yes.”
“He’s coming today? Has it been two weeks already?”
Applejack finally chipped in. “Time sure flies by huh?”
“Indeed it does.”
All three of the ponies turned towards the source of that final voice. Standing in the open doorway of Sugarcube Corner was a stallion perched up against the wall, one hoof across the other. Raising his hoof to pull his hat off, Cheese Sandwich gave the group a smirk.
Sugarcube Corner was silent, as the stallion made his way over to the group in his full attire. He took off his poncho, taking Boneless Two with it and placing them on the table.
“It’s about time!” scowled Rarity, breaking the silence.
Cheese Sandwich did not take offense, but rather keep his smug grin. “Hello to you too.”
There was a noise that came from the kitchen, a pink blur appearing by the group as soon as it occurred. Pinkie Pie saw her coltfriend standing there with her friends, before launching herself right at him. “Cheesie!” She wrapped her hooves around him, drawing him in a hug, before leaning in and kissing him.
Rarity let out her girly squeal and frantically clapped her hooves together in excitement. Applejack gave the unicorn an unamused look. “Every time...”
Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie broke from the kiss, sighing as they did so. Pinkie Pie stood by his side and brushed her head into his neck, while he lent his hoof over her. “Ah Pinkie, I’ve missed you.”
“I missed you too...” Pinkie sighed, enjoying the comfort of her coltfriend. Although she was looking at her friends, her eyes looked like they weren’t paying attention, rather in her own personal world.
Cheese Sandwich sniffed a little, even moving his tongue around his mouth for a moment, feeling the cheesy remains of Pinkie’s kiss. “Hang on Pinkie. Did you just eat something?”
Applejack sat back in her seat, feeling glad. “She's had herself two cheese sandwiches.”
Cheese Sandwich cocked his eyebrow, before looking down at Pinkie Pie at his side. “Really? You ate a cheese sandwich?”
Pinkie Pie joined him, gazing up into his emerald shaded eyes, before increasing her smile. “Surprise.”
“You did it for me?”
Pinkie Pie nodded her head.
“Aw, thanks Pinkie.” Cheese Sandwich looked back at the three other ponies before him, noticing that Applejack and Rarity shared mocking grins. “I take it this was a group effort?”
Rarity and Applejack kept their expression. “Of course not, don’t be silly.”
Cheese Sandwich seemed somewhat unsatisfied by Rarity’s questionable behaviour. “Right...”
“Come on Cheesie!” Pinkie Pie grabbed Cheese Sandwich’s hoof and started to pull him towards the kitchen. At first he felt off at the sudden jerk, but he was quick to follow through with it.
When Cheese Sandwich entered the kitchen, Pinkie Pie let go of his hoof and jumped behind the table, before pressing what looked like a hidden switch. As soon as she did, balloons, streamers and confetti appeared from every cupboard in the kitchen, flying all over the room. A banner appeared from the ceiling, welcoming him back. He looked at what his marefriend had set up for him, aweing as he did so. He turned back to Pinkie Pie, who was eagerly awaiting his response.
“I love it! Thanks Pinkie.” He waited a moment, certain that the other three were listening in. “...And I’m sure if there were any other ponies involved in setting this up, I’m thankful for them too!” he said in a much clearer voice.
He didn’t hear any reply from behind him, but he was certain they knew. He walked further into the kitchen, where Pinkie Pie was still waiting for him. Pinkie Pie did not move as he made his way next to her, taking her hoof in his. He looked down into her blue eyes, after missing them so much. His eyelids dropped slightly as he lost himself in her dreamy eyes.
Pinkie Pie felt heat come over her, her cheeks deepening in red, her coltfriend staring right into her. She took a chance, leaning forward and kissing him. It was certainly rewarded as he gave back to the passion she put in, still feeling the cheese roll off her tongue. They shared a moment between them, lasting only a few seconds, before breaking apart. They both had missed that.
Their concentration was broken as they heard the approval of Rarity coming from the entrance of the kitchen, with Applejack giving her yet another dirty look. They gave each other a little space, before realising that they indeed were kind of in public. It was only Pinkie Pie’s lunch break, so it couldn’t last anyway.
“So where’d you last party?” Applejack asked Cheese Sandwich, rather curious. They would catch up at some point later anyway, likely when Pinkie went back to work, but she thought she’d hit it off.
He smiled back. “Fillydelphia.”
“Fillydelphia?” Twilight chimed in, entering the kitchen as well. “That’s quite far away.”
“Indeed. That’s why I’m a bit late today.”
Pinkie Pie gasped after hearing a low grumbling sound. “You’re starving!”
All four of the other ponies didn’t say anything, as Pinkie Pie once again sped around the kitchen, putting together some food for the stallion she heard the grumble come from. In just a few blinks of his eyes, Cheese Sandwich noticed a perfect replica of his name in front of him. He gave off a little chuckle. “Pinkie?”
Pinkie Pie leaned forward in anticipation. “Go on Cheesie. You must be hungry.”
The three mares at the doorway gave each other looks. “Perhaps we should catch up later?” They got their answer when they saw Cheese Sandwich digging into a cheese sandwich, Pinkie Pie watching every second of it.
The three of them took their seats at the table they had, relaxing as they did so. Lunch wasn’t over yet. Twilight looked and smiled at her two friends, before hearing her own stomach rumble. Seeing Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie eating before was making her hungry herself. “Maybe I should go back home. I’m a bit hungry myself.”
“Really?” Rarity responded. “Why didn’t you just say so?”
Twilight watched as Rarity lifted up a small container from the floor with her magic, laying it on the table shortly afterwards. “Oh no Rarity, I don’t think I could—“
“Nonsense! I made more than what I can usually eat anyway, so it’s on me.”
Twilight felt a little uneasy accepting free food from Rarity. “...If it’s really ok...”
“Of course it is!”
Rarity smiled and nodded, before prodding the lid of the container open with her magic, revealing some of the food she had made earlier. Twilight licked her lips just looking at them, before noticing an item that really stood out amongst the others. It was something she had experienced very recently. Rarity saw what Twilight was smiling at.
“Would you like a cheese sandwich?”
Author's Note
I got the idea for this story while I was eating a cheese sandwich. Go figure.
