WHY AM I HERE, I HATE THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!
Chuck hated My little pony. There was no other way to describe it. He though this was stupid and for baby girls. None of this changed of course when he tripped into a portal on the ground that no one was observant enough to notice as humans are to busy with important business to look for magical portals on the ground. Of course chuck fell in that portal. The day that happend would be the worst day of his life, or a living nightmare.
One of the most important things about him is he dosent care, about much of anything at all exept he claims he cares about happiness and some video games but not much else. Another thing is he is invincible, his punch is that of over 9000 average humans (of course that is major exaggeration but whatever). Of course chuck is not his real name but I don't want to get in trouble for using this persons real name and stuff, but for this story we will just call him Chuck.
When chuck fell in the portal he saw rainbows everywhere but did not care at all. When he landed in Equestria he was horrified by what he saw. He saw ponies all over, just like in My little pony (which he hated but I already said that).
The first thing chuck heard was,"hello little creature, oh my you look terrible I'll take you home and give you some medicine" said a sweet voice that was obviously fluttershy. She was greeted by chuck with a hard punch to the face that sent her through the wall of her house (this time I was not exaggerating)!
On his way to find more things to punch and throw on the ground, he came across a small yellow foal and that of course is applebloom and before she could speak she was on the ground in pain.
But applejack had somthing to say about this,"What the hay are you doing to m— she was cut off by a knuckle sandwithch.
As chuck walked through the streets of ponyvill reeking havoc upon everything, by punching it he aprroched rarity's shop. He punched down the door, then knocked her to the ground and trashed the building.
Next he went to the house of pinkie pie, broke down the door and went in, took out the cakes and then went upstairs and saw pinkie pie.
Pinkie pie was expecting a new friend and said,"hellllooooo stranger you must be new here and I would know because I know every pony unless your not a pony and it that case I would get a chance to meet a strange creacher"chuck was tired of this as she continued,"and we could have a PARTY" chuck liked party's but decided to just continue punching and he did, punch pinkie that is harder than he had to the others, because of her annoyance.
chuck continued down the street as he saw rainbow dash in the street talking to sorin,"so we could go flying after"
"Su— sorin was cut of by a punch to the nose.
"Sure go and flyaway" chuck replied as he sent rainbow into the clouds.
chuck continued walking until he arrived at twilight's castle that looked like a tree, he looked at in and said,"That thing is hideous" as he went inside and saw more hideous pictures of when they changed coulers at the time the defeated terik. They were soon shares of glass on the ground.
Then he go to spike who was soon barfing on the ground.
When he finally got to the top he saw all 4 princesses and asked,"WHY AM I HERE I HATE THIS PLACE?!"
Twilight spoke first,"well I was trying out some magic i recently herd about and well..... Tried it."
"SO YOU BROUGHT ME TO THIS DUMP"before twilight could answer she was falling out the window as celestia shot him with a beam so he said,"I don't care" and not that song if you are wondering, if you don't know what I mean watch this
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Chuck was hit with a beam of magic from Luna and the 2 princesses were in the ground and that is not a error they were pushed by the force of the punch so hard they were in the ground
Cadence was a different matter altogether. You know how her wings have some blueish purplish on her wings, well now she had that hew all over her body and was just on the ground...atop the other princesses.
Chuck was almost enjoying punching/terrorizing every pony not just in ponyvill but in well everywhere. The defensive magic almost scratched him but not quite.
After a few hours chuck was getting bored. He had punched every pony on the planet and then at that moment Godzilla came out of the sky and said,"hi"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hi"
"I will take you where ever you warn as long as I can destory this land"
"Of course I don't care what you do with this land"he answerd without thinking.
"Good"
I Wrote the ending of this story with delight as in it chuck came out of my iPad and killed me. So then I published it to fimfiction so you could read this and see the amazing cover picture for it and so you could have a good time reading it.
But then of course I saw a face on my iPad when I should see fimfiction and this appearing on the screen and it started to look more and more like chuck. Then the head came out of the screen and a body followed. I have no idea how it fit through as my iPad is a mini.
Regardlass it came out and said,"it was you a pony 600 who made me go to Equestria by writing this die!" He yelled, pulled out his fist and punched my vital organs out and then of course threw me on the ground (please tell me you have heard that song and if not click the link: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=i+threw+it+on+the+ground and watch it)
After I was lying on the ground almost dead I said,"wait in the story you go back and I can DELETE it "
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"he screamed,"I AM CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Just as I typed",were my last words as chuck was transported back to Equestria,"and he is not chuck Norris".