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The first day of summer. Silver and I are going to Sugarcube Corner to enjoy another good sundae. Of course the sundaes are never good enough for me. Being Diamond Tiara, I only deserve the best of the best, and even the best of the best isn't great enough for me. But they'll have to do.

"That'll be ten bits." Mrs. Cake said with a smile. I gave her the bits with an innocent smile, and Silver repeated what I did. She always does. I don't mind, I mean, doesn't everypony want to be like me? Anyways, I turned around and rolled my eyes. I should get this stuff for free.

We sat down by the window seat and looked out at the sunny summer day. There was ponies playing, selling things at stands, and walking dogs. Ugh, dogs. I hate dogs. They're slobbery and dumb. I have a cat, her name is Princess. She has a gorgeous long, black coat and sparkling green eyes. She is groomed well; she's the only living thing I care about besides Silver Spoon and Daddy.

I snapped out of my thoughts. "Hey, DT, can you believe we're going to be the first class in Ponyville Middle School? We won't be stuck in an old elementary school; we're going to the shiny, new one." Silver commented.

"Yeah, and there's going to be ponies from the west side of Fillydelphia coming. So we won't be stuck with the normal losers." I replied.

"I know right? What if there's cute colts?" Silver smiled.

"Pfft, you and I would have no problem getting them to date us. I'd be surprised if those stupid Cutie Mark Crusaders even have any friends besides each other, or dates. They'll probably be so desperate they'll date each other." I commented.

Silver Spoon giggled, "So true. And the cute colts will probably be on the football or track team. We tried out for cheerleading, remember? Think we'll get on?"

"We're too pretty for them not to let us on, Silver. We were probably their first choice, they probably didn't even hesitate." I said.

"I know right? I'm so glad I didn't see any of those Cutie Mark Crusaders there. I even heard Scootaloo saying she was going to join cross country this fall and track next spring. That chicken will be stuck with the Earth Pony divisions because she can't even fly." Silver chuckled.

"What about Applebloom and Sweetie Belle? Are they going to try out for mare's basketball?" I asked, rolling my eyes.

"I actually think Applebloom is. Sweetie Belle said she was going into choir." Silver said, "She can't even sing!"

"Where did you hear this, anyway? I'm curious." I asked.

"I was walking by those losers, that's what." Silver muttered.

"Oh, whatever. It doesn't even matter. They're blank flanks- talent less." I commented.

"So true, DT. Let's eat our sundaes now. We're too cool to think about those losers." Silver added.

And we finished our treats.