"Scootaloo, mah boyfriend better be alive or else I will buck you to next Tuesday!" I yell angrily at Scootaloo.

"I-it was an accident, I swear!" She said shaking nervously. I see her do this and I felt the redness in my face wash away.

"Fine, I forgive you. Only if mah boyfriend comes back alive!" She nods quickly and speeds off upstairs. I sighed in frustration and heard a knock at the door. I saw Spike run down the stairs to answer it. When he opened the door, I smiled with delight.

"Hey, I think my weapons are here. May I check?" Said my lovely boyfriend as he walked into the house. "Oh, hi Apple Bloom."

"Howdie!" I said in my cutest voice. I realized that the voice worked because he blushed slightly when hearing it. Thank Celestia I was cute. "Scootaloo took your things." I said.

"It was an accident!" Yelled Scootaloo from upstairs and I heard Jake chuckle.

"Well, I'm still standing, so I don't mind." He said. He was so forgiving. I thought about him more until I heard him say, "Bloom, are you ok?" I looked at myself I was lying on the ground with my hooves stretched out, I blushed and he laughed.

"You know what, I'll stay for the next day so that I can prepare. The others are doing the same." I beamed with joy and ran into his arms and hugged him. I looked over to Spike and Sweetie Belle, who was now awake.

"Do y'all mind?" I said with a smile and they walked upstairs, Sweetie Belle giggling. I looked up at Jake and he looked at me. For the next minute or so, I felt our lips touch and eventually, we fell on the floor. I've never felt that much happiness in my life.

//Jake\

I woke up with only my pants on and lying next to Apple Bloom. -What the fuck did I do- I thought as I stood up, I felt nervous when my legs started trembling. -Woah, what happened last night- I looked over at Apple Bloom and immediately, my heart starting beating, fast. -Well, I guess something happened last night- But all I could remember was her asking, 'How old are you?' I must have told her my age, otherwise I probably wouldn't have done the things we had done.

"I heard everything!" I heard someone squeal and I looked upstairs to see Sweetie Belle peaking over the ledge. She blushed and said, "And saw some of it."

"Uh, listen, I uh..."

"I already know about the birds and the bees." She told me and I sighed. She still shouldn't have witnessed whatever it was she witnessed.

"What part did you see?" I asked, actually wanting to know.

She replied with a wink, "Your favourite part." She said and started laughing. I felt like I was going to throw up. What would Rarity do if she found out. "Oh, and you were a little rough on her." She said with a giggle.

I blushed intensely, "Oh God."

//1 hour later as Apple Bloom\

I woke up in the morning and saw that I was on the floor. I felt very warm and my heart was beating and, wet? I looked around and remembered what happened last night and I sighed happily and fell back, my eyes half lowered.

"So did anything special happen?" Asked a voice of which I jumped at. I looked and saw Scootaloo with Sweetie Belle. I was still upset with Scootaloo, but she was my friend, so I chose to forgive her. I blushed at the question and I nodded, then they gasped.

"How old is he?" Asked Sweetie Belle. Looked up at them and answered their question.

"17, why?" I said as they looked at me with worried faces.

"Apple Bloom, you're only 13. Why would you go that far?"

"Well, I just love him that much I guess..." I said getting up and trotting over to the kitchen area to get myself breakfast. Before I could even walk into the kitchen, I heard somepony walking behind me. I turned around to Jake in his uniform, which was now cleaned. We both blushed at each other as Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle went outside to get something. As I sat down I looked up at Jake and he looked at me. We both blushed.

"I uh... don't really... remember what happened last night." He said and I looked up at him with a grin.

"Lets just say you made this filly very happy." I said blushing a little. "Oh and by the way, thanks for going rough." I said, turning away with my flank raised and hopped off the chair. In a mirror I watched was ogling me and blushing. I giggled and walked out the door.

//Jake\

Wow, she is just... wow. For a kid, she really knows how to get me going. I got those thoughts out of my head and turned back to the table, ate my breakfast, washed the dishes, gathered my weapons, and walked out of the doorway. I was only to be greeted by the two brats Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. They laughed at me and looked from side to side, trying to see why they were laughing.

"Wow, it really seems like you have an addiction to blank flanks. Especially after what you did last night." Said Diamond.

"Y-you heard us?" I asked with a blush.

"To be honest, I'm pretty sure the whole town heard you two." I blushed a deep red. "But why would you settle for a blank flank, instead of fillies like us." Said Silver Spoon.

"Because, unlike you, Apple Bloom is actually a very nice pony, mark or no mark." I said staring at them. "And don't forget my warning." I said. They laughed nervously and took off. I can scare anypony I want, at least without guards hunting me down.

I walked around the town and I got a few glares and glances and heard some giggles from ponies walking by. I ignored them and continued to walk towards Fluttershy's house, which was given a map of Ponyville. But then, my focus turned to my watch. I stared at it and walked to Fluttershy's house.

On my way there, I bumped into somepony, the pony looked up at me amused and I stood there uncomfortable. The one thing she said was a mutter.

"I knew they were real..."

Author's Note

Just wanted to have some fun here, please don't hate on me. See you guys next time!!!