Doctor Whooves Episode 1: Disharmony and Blue Boxes

                                                     Chapter 1

                                              I’M A PONY?!?!?!?

      Twilight heard an urgent knock at the door. She looked over her shoulder. “Who could that be?” she asked, consulting her clock. It was 5:00 am. Who would be awake at this hour besides her? The only pony she knew in town that would be up this early was Applejack, and she would have been at her farm. She went to the door and opened it with her magic. Pinkie Pie was standing outside the door and had something completely covered in jewels in her hand.

“Hi Twilight! I have something for you!”

“And what’s that?”

“A book!” A BOOK? That thing? It looked like something Rarity would have put together for Sapphire Shores!

“Where did you find it?” Twilight asked politely

“The Castle of the Royal Pony Sisters!”

“WHAT?!?!?!?!” Twilight exclaimed. She was infuriated. Pinkie had taken a very old book from The Castle of the Royal Pony Sisters that could be anything! It could be infested with dark magic for all she knew, and she just took it?!! But then, Twilight noticed something. She had seen this before. The diary! Princess Celestia’s diary! What had Pinkie been doing in Celestia’s room? Wait, this is Pinkie Pie we’re talking about. She could have been doing anything

      Twilight eagerly took it out of Pinkie’s hands. She had to study it. She just had to! Last time she had left it, she had found something of great interest. It was something about the box. At the time, she could not study it, she was busy with other things.

      When Twilight had the heavily embroidered book in her hands, she slammed the door on Pinkie Pie, causing the pink pony’s snout to get very smashed. Twilight galloped to the chair she was sitting in when Pinkie had rudely interrupted her studying, when she saw a strange golden glow come from the window opposite. When she looked out, she saw a glowing pony falling from the sky.

“ What in the name of-” but before she could finish her sentence, the pony came crashing into the room with heavy velocity, causing both ponies to pass out.

      SEVERAL HOURS LATER… “Twilight! Twilight! Wake up!” Spike said, shaking the purple alicorn. She groaned.

“What Spike?”

“You were out cold for 5 hours!” Spike shouted.

“What!” Twilight was confused at what the last thing she remembered was… The pony!

“Was anypony else here?!” She exclaimed

“No, not that I saw but…”

“But what?”

“The front door is wide open.” Twilight galloped to the door, noticing what Spike had said was true. The pony flew out the door, the houses flying past her like streaks of lightning. She searched town for anypony who looked hurt. No one questioned the fact the princess was zooming by with such speed. They thought she must have really important business to attend to.

       Rainbowdash was walking down the lane when she saw Twilight flying by the sidewalk when she ran into her. “Hey! Twilight! Twilight!” she shouted.

Rainbow ran into Bon Bon.“She looks busy! Don’t disrespect the princess!”

       3 HOURS EARLIER… The Doctor woke up feeling very sick. “Ugh” he groaned. Wait… something was different. He sounded different. Did he regenerate? It was all a bit foggy.

       He remembered! He had regenerated. Although… this time it was strangely painful. As he looked to see if he had arms still, he noticed something. “What the hell…. WHAT THE HELL?!? I’M A FUCKING PONY!’’ He exclaimed. Someone groaned beside him. “Who’s there?” he asked, alarmed. When he looked in the area the groan came from, he noticed a purple pony with wings and a horn. “Alicorn… right?” he asked himself. Yes. He confirmed the thought in his mind.

       Trying to walk was hard. Right as he stood up, he collapsed down to the floor again. He got the hang of it about an hour later, feeling comfortable enough to go outside. Although, when he reached the door, he thought of how he could open it. How was he supposed to do that? Then the thought hit him. An alicorn? There was no such thing. Also, how had he talked? He was a pony! In fact, how had the other one groaned?

       He abandoned these thoughts quickly. He had to focus on the task at hand. He thought of all the ways he could physically open the door, and then a thought hit him. It could maybe be pushed. He felt stupid for not thinking this before. Although, this thought was shortly torn down, for the door would not open with all his attempts at pushing it forward. Then he tried his next thought. He stretched his neck toward the door handle, grabbed it between his teeth, twisted his head sideways, and pulled. It worked! He was then out the door in seconds.

       When he stepped, or rather, trotted outside, he noticed a pink pony trotting down the lane next to the road. She had very frizzy hair and had an almost cartoonish smile on her face. The Doctor decided to talk to her, as she was the first pony he saw. When he approached her, her smile grew even wider, almost uncomfortably wide. He was slightly unnerved by the pony’s smile. “Hello Ms… What is your name exactly?” the pony jumped so high into the air The Doctor thought she would never stop going up.

“Your new!!!!!!!!!” she exclaimed with so much excitement The Doctor was afraid she would wake up all the ponies in the town.

      The Doctor was flustered. He had never made someone so excited before in all his lives. “Yes, yes, I am new!” he said, almost sounding afraid.

“I’ll have to throw you a party for you and invite everypony in town…” The Doc’s thoughts drifted away from the conversation. He was thinking about how he had gotten here. Had his TARDIS crashed here? Then he remembered. His TARDIS! Where was it?

      He dashed away toward the outskirts of the strange town. If he could find his TARDIS anywhere, ANYWHERE, he would be fine. On his way he saw many strange sights. Pegasus ponies flying by with quite a bit of speed. A thought caused him to stop in his tracks. The pink pony had talked. His eyes widened, his eyebrows raised. “How-” He was cut off by feeling a strong gust of wind go by him. All he saw was a streak of cyan followed by a string of rainbow-colored streak.

      He was knocked onto the ground, causing him to shriek in pain. The streak flew back by, stopping right in front of him. It was another pony. It had a cyan coat with a rainbow mane and tail. One distinct thing was different about this one, though. It had wings. The Doctor’s discovery caused him to scoot even farther back. “Hello! Omygosh! Are you OK?” asked the cyan pegasus.

“Yeah, I’m fiiiiiiine!” The Doctor’s voice raised and his eyes widened. There was his regeneration energy. He had thought it had been a bit late. The chestnut brown pony started racing again to the outskirts of town.

      Rainbowdash had seen the mysterious pony run away and challenged herself to get an answer from him. She did not care what the answer was, she just wanted one. This pony had something coming to him. Or did he? He was really fast for an earth pony. She wondered for a moment how he was so fast, but quickly dismissed the thought. She had to focus on the task at hoof. “I don’t think so!” she shouted at the chestnut pony, going at top speed. Her wings flapped as fast as they could and the wind felt so good on her face.

      The Doctor ran as fast as he could to the outskirts of town where he came to a skidding stop, thinking where he was going for a moment.

       The cyan pegasus appeared next to The Doctor, panting. “Hey! You!” She shouted between breaths.

       The chestnut pony spun around to see the cyan pegasus from a few moments ago. “Oh! Hello! Er, have you seen a blue box anywhere?” he rushed out.

“A- A- A- blue box?” she stammered out.

“Yep, you seen o-” it seemed the earth pony had remembered something. “AM I GINGER?!?!?” the pony shouted, startling Rainbowdash.

“N-n-n-no.”

“Damn!” shouted the earth pony.

      Rainbowdash gasped. She had never thought anypony would use such language.

“What? What’s wrong?” asked the chestnut pony.

“I-I’ve just never heard that sort of language before!”

“Well, that’s too bad. How about that blue box?” the pony said like his language was just nothing.

“I-I haven’t seen it.” Rainbowdash said.

“Damn!” shouted the pony again. The pony looked down at the ground, but looked up again with a smile on his face. “Do you know of a place where one would have crashed?” the stallion asked hopefully.

      Rainbowdash thought this pony was officially insane. He should be down at the mental asylum with all the still discorded ponies. Even though she thought he was insane, she had to answer his question. She looked up thoughtfully. “Sweet Apple Acres, maybe…” she said.

      That made the chestnut pony smile even wider. “Great I’ll be off the- could you take me there?” he asked, blushing slightly.

      Rainbowdash contemplated this for a moment. She could take an insane pony to Sweet Apple Acres or do her boring morning routine. Buck yeah she was gonna take the insane pony! “Yes, I will take you!” Rainbow said happily, looking into the eyes of the pony she thought insane.

      The Doctor smiled. Yes! He was gonna get taken to a possible TARDIS crash site! He’d definitely find his TARDIS there!

      Rainbowdash turned around, her brow furrowed. “Wait, just one question.”

“What?” asked the chestnut pony, following his “escort”.

“What’s your name?”

      The Doctor smiled. He loved that question. “My name? The Doctor is my name.”

“Doctor who?” The pony asked.