Doctor Whooves Episode 1: Disharmony and Blue Boxes

Chaper 5

With a Bit of Persuasion

      "Why hello there, Discord." A sly voice interrupted his thoughts. Discord turned around, meeting eyes with the presumable writer of the letter.

      The pony he saw was a stallion with a white coat, blue mane, and large unicorn horn sticking out of his head. "Who are you?" Discord asked the anonymous stallion.

      "You don't need to know that yet!" The stallion snapped back at discord. "But," The stallion said slyly "you do need to know this: You WILL accept my offer." an aura appeared on the unicorn's horn.

     "NO!" Discord shouted. He deflected whatever spell the pony had just thrown at him, then jumped at the stallion. Tackling the stallion to the floor, Discord sent a spell back. But, the stallion deflected, turning the tables on the king of chaos. This threw Discord off, causing him to jump off the pony. The stallion kicked discord in the nose with his two front hooves, knocking Discord out, and sneered at him.

      "Puny." The stallion said attempting to hypnotize the unconscious king. As he did so, Discord jumped up and performed a dark spell on the pony, causing the stallion to fly back into a shop window, shards of glass sticking out of him at different angles. The stallion jumped up. Something so stupid would not stop his pursuit. Discord walked toward him. The stallion charged.

      How funny, Discord thought. This pony thought he could hypnotize Discord, the king of chaos. How laughable. Discord flung the pony into the Boutique window, nearly laughing at this attempt of attack. The "stallion" jumped out of the window. Discord stepped closer. The stallion charged.

      The pony was stopped mid-gallop. He felt an odd aura around him. He stared at Discord, who seemed pleased with himself, and tried to pry free of the spell. He could not. Discord had won. Or had he? The stallion had one more trick up his sleeve.

      Discord stopped the pony mid-gallop with a spell. Raising the "stallion" about 3 feet above the ground. He couldn't help but smile. He had won. Yay! Although, that always happened to him, the king of chaos. He could see the pony looking at him, disgust on the "stallion's"  face. He must ask the "stallion's" name. After all it was impolite not to. So he did, "Name?" Discord asked, keeping it short and sweet.

      This was his chance. He would tell Discord his name and he would let him go, hopefully. The stallion confidently answered, "Prince." He paused, to add suspension. Staring at Discord with wide eyes and a smile. He would tell Discord his last name now. "Blueblood." Discord dropped him, his mouth wide open. Blueblood strode over to Discord. "Hello Discord. I was expecting you to come." He smiled, his eyes still wide.

      Staring at Blueblood, Discord realized he looked more insane than he did last time they met. With his wild bloody hair, wide smile and wide eyes. He looked at Blueblood, his eyes focused right on Discord's, attempting to hypnotize him. Shit, Discord thought, he couldn't look away. Shit! NO! N-

      Blueblood saw Discord's eyes gloss over, proof he had hypnotized him. Yes! He thought, his plan had worked! He commanded Discord to follow him, and started heading home. Blueblood smiled. With the king of chaos under his grip, he could do anything. Anything. His eyes widened at the possibilities. "I thought I could get you." Blueblood said "With a bit of persuasion."

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      "Dammit!" The Doctor shouted. They could not find Discord. They had been looking all morning. around the farm house, IN the farm house, in the TARDIS, and even in Ponyville. They asked around, seeing if anyone knew where Discord was. The shattered window in the Carousel Boutique didn't help much either. It just shrouded more mystery around the whole thing. He stared at the glass pieces, covered in blood, like a detective at a crime scene. He was startled out of his examination by screaming and hoofsteps followed by a loud explosion.  He got thrown back into the alleyway, probably from the explosion. He went out of the alleyway.

     "Holy Shit!" The Doctor screamed over the chaos. Everything was in shambles. The whole town was broken down, as if the explosion was a mini-nuke. The worst thing was, it was Discord who had done this. He saw Discord's large shadowed figure over all the chaos, a smile on his face. Discord spotted The Doctor. The Doctor ran forward, sonic in his TARDIS. He would have to take this to Sweet Apple Acres. As he was running to Discord, he saw Twilight. "Twilight!" He called.

      He waited for a reply, but what he got was a head tilt to the side, Her head shaking too fast to be ponily possible, and a brow furrow. He had seen this before, with Applejack. What was the cause of this? Whatever it was, the claw came out now. He didn't want to fight, but he had to. Shit! He thought, he didn't have anything, not even his regeneration power. Where was Twilight?

      He saw a beam of purple magic aimed at the fake Twilight, killing it , and an alicorn in the sky. This was bound to be Twilight. But, as the shadow descended, he realized it was one of the princesses, not Twilight.  "Hello, Doctor" the princess said. This was princess Luna, the one who raised the moon. She looked into The Doctor's eyes, expecting something. Then The Doctor realized, she was a princess, she was expecting a bow.

      They had no time for that! So, he said that, but slightly politer. "We don't have any time to lose, Luna." There, that was polite enough, right? Polite or not, Luna got the message. He didn't want to anger the princesses on his third day, did he? Hopefully that was polite enough. Anyway, they got to Discord, or rather, Discord got to them. "Discord!" The Doctor shouted.

      Discord's lips curled into a smile, an insane look in his eyes."Hello Doctor. Nice seeing you here." he said. His smile got wider, and he sent them both to Canterlot, showing them the ruins of the castle. Discord laughed, and Luna screamed.

      "NO! The castle!" She shouted, Discord laughed louder.

      "DISCORD! COME OUT AND FIGHT US!" The Doctor shouted, Luna still crying. "DISCORD!" The Doctor shouted, ever louder, Discord's laughter getting even louder, his figure appeared in the throne. "Discord." The Doctor said, a glare in his eyes, Luna still sobbing.

      A smile appeared on Discord's face, and with a snap of his finger, he turned them both to near stone, leaving their eyes, ears, and mouth. "How does it feel?", Discord asked. His eyes got wider, making him look more insane. "How does it FUCKING feel? I was stuck like this for 300 years! 300 FUCKING YEARS!" Discord's eye twitched. "FUCK YOU LUNA, CELESTIA FUCK YOU ALL!" and with that, Discord flew away, leaving them there to die.