I Must Have had One too Many
I Must Have had One too Many
The night time air and cool breeze, beautiful display of stars that decorate the night sky that put most humans in awe, but for Michael this was not one story. You see Michael was a 20 year-old man child. He worked his dream job of being a successful YouTuber, and even wrote a book just for a some fun. He was also someone who was a little too smart and sometimes angered his friends with the constant banter of his Atheists belief.
Michael was just coming back from Halloween Party that his best friend Alex had set up. Alex was one of Michaels best friends they’d known each other since the 4th grade. Now Michael was driving back to his humble above trying to keep the car straight and look like he was a safe driver. Even tho this wasn't the truth he was buzzed borderline drunk. Lucky for him the roads where very empty so he really didn't have to worry that much about traffic and the hell of bumper to bumper when intoxicated, no one wants to be in a car accident drunk.
With his Silver Chrome Daft Punk helmet setting in the passenger seat he was sing along to his radio Around the World. Michael was a big fan of Daft Punk so much that he had made a Thomas on of the robots of the robotic duo, and even bought the suit they wore in the music video of get Time to get Lucky. Sadly all of this had to come to a sudden halt as he say a mysterious figure on the road, his car stopped a little easy barely grazing the body that laid before him. He slowly got out of his car and carefully head up to the front of the vehicle.
The last thing he wanted to see was a dead body. He was hoping it was just a prop some dumbass through nonchalantly to the side and the wind gusted it to the street. As he peered over the front his headlights shined on something he never thought to even be in reality.
What had been the mysterious object looked was actually a living... pony. It’s coat was a dark shade of blue and when he looked on its flank there was a illustration of a crescent moon, something like a tattoo. With its whole backside in the color black, when he set his eyes on the face of the creature he notice a quite adorable looking pony with a long horn a few inches in length. Then He also saw that the Unicorn had a set of wings. To add to the confusion and disbelief he noticed that it was wearing Royal Apparel, ranging from dazzling glass shoes on its hooves all the way to a sparkling black crown. Now he didn't know what the hell it was. All he knew was he wasn't just gonna let this rare mysterious creature stay laying on some street where some idiot might run it over.
So he started to walk towards the Unicorn Pega-Pony animal. He was at first a little terrified of touching it and trying not to awake it. Easing his way under the body he realized that the pony was as soft as a hotel pillow that you could sink your head in. What really surprised him the most though was how light the creature was. He could probably hold this animal with one arm, but he gently lifted it up and cautiously placed her in the passenger seat next to him and took his helmet. tossing it in the back. Gently put the seat belt around the pony proceeding to the driver seat and starting up the car. He drives home with thought racing through his mind, the one that keeps popping up is “I must have had one too many”
I’m Luna
After the drive home which I must say felt like an eternity I took notice the Uni-Pega Pony was twisting and turning in the passenger seat as I drove. As I arrived home I lifted the slumbering mare into my hands and locked the car doors. I used my free hand to unlock the door and I gently, cautiously used my back to push the door in trying not to make any sudden movements to awake her. I kicked the door close behind me and start to head towards the bedroom. I had left the lights on before I left so my home was still very well illuminated, I already had come to terms that the light bill was gonna fuck me.
I didn't have a guest bedroom that room was my office with all my games then my setup. So it was either the couch or the bed. I decided on the bed. I went to my room and carefully ever so carefully rested it on the bed. I turn the fan only to keep the room a nice crisp cool environment. But before I could leave the room to my kitchen to get a drink. The pony spoke out
“Celestia. mmm I’m its opening” I was shell shocked from what I just heard. A million thoughts raced through my mind like she speaks perfect english and who the hell is the Celestia? I left the room immediately.
“I think I have had enough with all these magical horses” I talk to myself as I rub my forehead wiping the sweat from it. When I get to my fridge I pop open a can of Mountain Dew and take long deserving gulp. I walked out of the kitchen and sat down on the couch and started to process the events that have happened. As I noticed how crazy I sounded I knew it was gonna get even more crazy when the damn pony woke up. How am I gonna explain how it got here. Well it even understand me. What happens if someone found out I was harboring a Magical flying pony in my home. Ugh!
I started to stress out but I was interrupted with a loud growl from my stomach. I went back to the fridge and my fingers wrap against the handle of my refrigerator but before I could even get a little snack. I'm yet again interrupted.
“Hello there... creature d-do you understand me” My heart sank, I started to sweat and I was frozen stiff. I didn't answer for a while, but I slowly turned around and looked at pony. She was finally awakened.
“um. Hi. I see you are finally up.” I hope I played it off I thought to myself. She squinted at me and her horn started to glow in a blue aura. I backed up against my refrigerator, and though this might be the end. This wasn't the cause thankfully for an instant the aura faded. She look back up at me with her big sky blue eyes.
“Do not worry, I can sense you are scared.” She looks down and frowns.
“I am too.” I didn't think and slowly knelt down toward her placing my hand on her shoulder.
“Don't worry it is gonna be ok. Trust me” Her frown did a one eighty degree flip and turned into light smile. “Thank you, I am Princess Luna. You may call me Luna.”
losing all sense of weariness, or anxiousness I extend my arm and held out my hand. “I am Michael, its nice to meet the first of your kind.” She held out her hoof and we did a pony version of a handshake.
“Want to set on the couch and we get better acquainted with this turn of events.” She nodded and we take our seats and sat for a bit in silence.
“Well why don't I cut to the chase and ask you Luna, why are you here?” I said breaking the silence. Luna to a deep sigh and I could tell she was trying to remember.
“My thoughts are clouded and all I can remember was the portal that my sister and i had found down in the sanctums of our castle. Something happened and now I am here.” I know this is getting trying but I was even more shocked about this information.
“I dont know what to say. I never had experience of getting lost in an alternate dimension.” She let out a small chuckle make a smile form on my face.
“Why you tell me about where I have been teleported to. I have no clue the identity of my location.”
“Well.... You are on a planet named Earth. A planet inhabited by many organisms but the most cognitive and complex is my kind. Human. We are advance species, sadly though with all our advance knowledge and culture we are a warlike people.” She looked distraught at when I said war. As if she had never heard of the word be for.
“Are you ok, did I say something”
“Why do you humans engage in war.” She asked as if she was that little kid you know who is fascinated with almost everything he doesn't understand.
“Well we fought for land, resources, if we didn't like one another, oh and religion.” She looked mortified.
“How could those even be reasons to engage in such a devious action.” I shrugged.
“Ask our leaders of nations, why so surprised don't you have war where you are from.”
“No not at all, Our land is peaceful and shines with laughter and smiles. There is no contamination of racism or murder.” I looked at her and all I could think of is “wow” it must be beautiful there, better then this shit hole Earth.
“Well your world sounds nice.” She smiled once again and stood up and headed to the door. I got worried and raced to the door blocking her from leaving.
“Why are blocking my exit. Let me leave.” She started to get in a defensive stance.
“Wait, wait. You cant leave. I might be generous and take you in but other people will be startled and call the authorities. When the police shop hope the government gets involved and when that happens... Lets just say you’ll end up in a laboratory with scientist poking tools inside your stomach.” She frowned.
“Where am I suppose to go?” She asked desperate. “What am I suppose to do then how will my sister find me?”
“I-I don't know but you should stay here, I have no problem taking care for you.”
“Thank you Michael. I take it that is my only opinion.” She seemed to grow depression.
“Luna let me show you around.” With that I walked away from the door and Luna followed me with her face showing a frown and her in deep thought.
