Average day of a rainbow dash

by dakota plus ponies

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Random, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 782

A story about rainbow dash in everyday life

What rainbow dash does when she's not adventuring with her friends

Published 2014-06-17 17:30:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-06-17 17:30:04 UTC

Chapter three: the interview

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Chapter one: good morning PONYVILE

It was another day in ponyvile for rainbow dash. She was watching the new "daring do" movie and was not enjoying it."what the heck!" Almost Everypony could hear her shouting. "That was terrible! Everypony knows daring do's wing was broken in the books! Who made this movie anyways!" She had wanted to see the movie so long and......... I'm just gonna stop narrating now so BYE! Rainbow got up from the couch and went to the kitchen to get a snack when she heard the phone ring. It was twillight.

" Are you okay rainbow! The whole town could hear you screaming!" Twillight exclaimed.

"You know that new daring do movie? We'll let me tell you something about it. IT SUCKED." Said rainbow. "Rainbow you can't just..." Rainbow interrupted twillight in mid sentence "your a princess twilight, can't you do something about this!?" Twillight was starting to get aggravated

"Rainbow dash! No I can't do anything about your movie being bad so why don't you just... Augh!" Rainbow had hung up and soon realized how late it was.

"darn! It's 11:30! I need to get some rest! And so ended rainbow dash's very unexiting afternoon.

Author's Note

Just the first chapter for now. If people like this ill continue

Chapter two: gettin fired

Rainbow had just woke up and was getting ready for work when she got a call from some pony she did NOT want a call from,her boss." RAINBOW DASH! You haven't shown up for work in a week!" Her boss shouted through the phone.

"What! You said I was done with my work for the week!" Rainbow shouted back

"I hate to say this rainbow but I said for the day and also YOUR FIRED! " what! Said rainbow dash in surprise " you are fired. Good bye rainbow." Beeeeeeeeee. He hung up. Rainbow sat in thought wondering what to do , but there was only one thing left to do. It was her only hope. Call derpy.

Rainbow sat in thought." There has to be something else! There just has to!" But sadly for rainbow, there wasn't . All she had left was to go to derpy's house and ask her what to do. And that is what rainbow did

When rainbow arrived at derpy's house she was amazed at what derpy had done for herself. Rainbow trotted up to the door and knocked on it. Dinky answered
" mom rainbow dash is at the door asking for your help." Dinky yelled to her mom. There was the sound of boards creaking and derpy came to the door looking sleepy, but she smiled and said

" may I help you rainbow" rainbow came straight foreword

" I lost my job"

what!" Derpy shouted causing her neighbor to look at her " come inside rainbow. This is seirious." Rainbow had never seen derpy be serious before and it was HILARIOUS ,but still this was serious. Derpy told rainbow to sit in the living room while she made some coffee.when derpy came back in she turned on the tv and looked at rainbow "How? How did you lose your job rainbow. Just how?" She looked calm as she said this even though rainbow could tell she was mad.

"I misunderstood my boss" said rainbow.

"so just like last time?" Said derpy in an aggravated tone.

"Yeah exactly like last time." Said rainbow

After a few hours of talking derpy gave up on getting anymore information out of rainbow. She got up and walked back into the kitchen to grab the newspaper. "Do you know what this is rainbow? Well I'll tell you. It's a newspaper." She flipped to a page and looked at rainbow, then said " which would you rather be? A fast food worker or someone to help fluttershy with her pets?" Rainbow stared at derpy, and then stated crying

"I want my old job baaack!" She cried into derpy's mane for a while. When her little fit was over she said " fast food worker " and derpy smiled and grabbed the phone. She pointed at the number below the ad and told rainbow,to call it

After about an hour on the phone rainbow hung up and smiled " they interview me tomorrow!

" Derpy started starring at rainbow, as if something was wrong, then shrugged. She yawned and said " I'm tired, I've been working all week and I need a break. Goodbye rainbow " she said noticing rainbow go out the door. Then she went into her room and fell asleep immediately .

Author's Note

Sorry about the last chapter. Still kind of new