Cakelestisa

by burning trojan pony

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 1007

Discord eats celestias cake. pain to follow

Discord finds celestias secret stash of cake and now he has to run

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-23 23:41:55 UTC

thy shall not touch my cake

You would think that it wouldn't matter or wouldn't be well known but it was. princess celestial loves cake "yeah yeah who doesn't love cake" your probably thinking but some say celistia loves cake just as much as pinky maybe even more.  There's even a running joke about here "LOVING"  cake wink wink nudge nudge of course they never joked about it in front of the princess but she knew there were jokes. Of course she wasn't as serious as they thought so she wouldn't mind the jokes but none the less they where there. Many of her little ponies even used the expression going after like celistia and pink strawberry short cake (which was her favorite) for many things. And seeing how she had a certain status to uphold as a princess cake was one of the few things she let herself over indulge in. So you would think everypony would think twice before messing with the immortal goddess princesses cake right . Yes everypony would .sadly this expression does not cover everyone  for example a Griffon or a manticore or maybe a certain mixture of creatures that was a god of chaos that rhymed with Miscord.

And so this is the reason discord was running through the castle hallways of canterlot castle while an absolutely livid celestia soared behind him screening threats and names that if you weren't there you wouldn't belive  a regal figure such as her self even knew.

"Tia we can work this out can't we?" Discord cried out as he turned a sharp corner panting.

"I WILL END EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER VALUED"! She sceeched.

discord was tiring so he thought maybe he could just face the music.

"TWICE"!!!!!!!!

Or maybe not.

"But I didn't know it was yours" he called out still running not knowing when he could stop. "IT WAS IN MY CAKE VAULT YOU KNEW DAMN WELL. and he did know well almost every pony knew of celestisas secret cake vault it was one of the many enigmas surrounding the building of the castle in which no one but the princess knew where it was even the architects who built it where sworn to secrecy and that was at least 400 years ago. So the architects not being immortal sun goddesses were long dead .which lead to celestial questioning how discord was able to find it and slip in and still all her cake like the little rat snake bat thingy he was but celestia decided to leave such thoughts for when she had him in the torture chamber because she was preoccupied with different thoughts like DESTROY EVERYTHING HES EVER CARED ABOUT (TWICE).

"OK" discord thought the royal gardens should be right around this corner and- awww buck me

He had run into a dead end a fact that he was made painfully aware of by the gleaming eyes and low mad laughter that was closing in on him from his only route of escape' except for just teleporting away with a snap of his fingers but he had lost any piece of sense (along with almost all bowl control) in his all consuming fear.

he heee celestial laughed in a low hiss no where to run. Now its time for me to have a little fun.(she had lapsed into rhyming the sheer madness of her rage).

Discord silently gulped as he attempted something he had never tried before...diplomacy.

"Now now tia there's no need for violence can't we forgive and forget this whole debacle"?

"No"

"OK I know you feel entitled to something here, so what if I got you another cake". He offered while snapping his fingers making another cake appear.

"No"

"But its the exact cake".

"IT IS THEE PRINCIPLE WE MUST UPHOLD!!!", she screeched switching back to the royal canterlot voice.

Discord had only one option left one he always tried to avoid, "OK what if I apologized"

Celestial gave him an unamused look

"Sincerely" discord meekly offered.

"Your screems will be heard all the way to ponyville".

...

Fluttershy was in her cottage yet again  trying to get angel bunny to eat his dinner

oh please angel just one teeny tiny bi-

fluttershy was interrupted by a loud popping noise. And she turned around to see discord and celstia standing together and discord looked like he had been thrown to a pack of timberwolves that discord had recently poked with a stick for several hours.

Oh you poor thing fluttershy quietly exclaimed immediatly rushing over to discord.

She looked up at celetistia "oh my you,what happened to him"?

Oh he just fell down some stairs didn't you discord

fluftershy looked over to discord with big doe eyes

Ummmmm. I actually-

Discord looked over fluttershy's shoulder to see celestia glaring and shaking her head and moving here hooves in the universal if you say anything I'll beat the living plot off of you motions.

"yes yes yes just fell down the stairs" he said quickly remembering the events from earlier fearing for fluttershys safety as well as his own.o

"And we have learned to respect the stairs haven't we" celistia asked interrupting his thoughts.

"Uhhh" he stammerd "Ofcourse" he quickly shot out at celestial giving him another death glare.

Oh okay fluttershy said innocently buying it

Can you fix discord up celistia asked

Sure

"Well by discord" celestia said in a sing song voice as she teleported to buy another cake

As soon as she left discord broke down and began to sob.

while still  confused fluttershy saw no other choice but to comfert her friend

"There there would you like some cake".

At this discord began to sob even harder.

...

Upon her return Celestia went down to her cake vault  to replace her cake stash. She undid the excessive amount of looks on the door, did an eye scan and a D.N.A check and upon opening the door she saw Luna sitting amongst here cake with a guilty look and a chocolate smeared muzzle.

"Uh... hi tia"

Fluttershy  soon received another patient.