FinestFantasy13's A Series of Not-So-Unfortunate Events

by The Dankest Meme

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 293

A different pony visits my house every Saturday. This is what happens on these nights. Not a story, just a series of oneshots that I've been writing to break through bouts of writer's block.

A different pony visits my house every Saturday. This is what happens on these nights. Not a story, just a series of oneshots that I've been writing to break through bouts of writer's block. Some of these will include multiple parts.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-24 03:03:49 UTC

Luna

7:00 PM

A clap of thunder echoed in my kitchen. At first I was about to freak out, until I remembered that it was just Luna again. I had a strange life. Every Friday, a different pony visited my house. It was both weird and awesome.

"Hello, my friend." Luna called from the kitchen. "Did you get the food I requested?"

"Bottom cabinet!" I called back. Luna stepped into my living room with a bean burrito in her telekinesis, sitting down on the sofa next to me.

"So, how's everything going?" I asked her, giving a curious expression.

"It has been... interesting. What about you?"

"Nothing at all. Just been sittin' here, playing video games."

"What are you playing now?" She was staring intently at my TV screen, watching me play Dark Souls.

"It's called Dark Souls. I actually just got this yesterday. It's pretty cool."

"What were you doing when I came here last month?"

"Did you forget? I was finishing Final Fantasy X-2. That took me forever."

"Oh, right. Do you have anything that you think I would enjoy?"

"Actually, I do."

I turned on my computer and booted up an instant classic: Kerbal Space Program.

She's going to love this.

12:45 AM

"This is excellent!" Luna exclaimed. I was right in my thought that she would love it, but it was getting really late.

"Hey Luna, you can just keep... doing your thing over there. I'm just gonna lay down here for a few minutes."

"Okay. I will speak to you..." She let out a somewhat adorable yawn. "later."

"You tired?"

"Just a bit. Night Court was unusually busy today."

I turned off my Xbox and laid down on the sofa, watching Luna as I fell asleep.