Disco Inferno
Dear [ Rarity ],
It is my sad duty to inform you that your services as Defender of Equestria are no longer required. Your employment was terminated as of three hours before you received this notice. Do not bother to collect your belongings.
In consideration of your years of service to the former management, I have decided, out of the goodness of my heart, to grant you a most generous retirement package: an all-expense paid, permanent vacation for you and you alone to [ a flea-bitten circus on the planet Earth, at the height of the Disco Era ].
Have fun!
Sincerely yours,
D.
President and CEO of Equestria Discorporated
The [AU] tag is there because, as the above quote indicates, this story includes a pre-reformed Discord, circa late Season Two.
13 Chapters:
- Figure 1: CB Radio 2014-05-24 04:15:37 UTC3875
- Figure 2: Clipper 2014-06-19 02:25:03 UTC3859
- Figure 3: Light Bulb 2014-07-25 05:54:10 UTC3703
- Figure 4: Video Game System 2014-09-02 03:47:16 UTC3345
- Figure 5: Speakers 2014-09-23 03:17:16 UTC1557
- Figure 6: Camera 2015-03-26 02:13:51 UTC2292
- Figure 7: Slide Projector 2016-01-23 23:38:07 UTC3155
- Figure 8: Portable Radio 2016-02-19 04:49:46 UTC5353
- Figure 9: Headphones 2016-04-11 03:29:14 UTC6166
- Figure A: Video Cassette Recorder 2016-04-26 06:07:46 UTC6199
- Figure 10: Air Cushion Restraint System 2016-06-22 02:26:54 UTC4395
- Figure 11: Turntable 2016-07-31 02:50:53 UTC11026
- Afterward, Credits & Acknowledgements 2016-07-31 04:38:32 UTC12253