I'm in Equestria!?

Everything was just fine for Logan, the school year just ended, he aced all his classes, and he was finally just about to take a well deserved sleep.

Then the Lord of Chaos crashed into his bedroom.

"Ugh," groaned Discord, "note to self: never openly mock Celestia's big flank when you're right next to an inter-dimensional mirror, but it was totally worth it!"

Logan blinked, rubbed his eyes, then looked again. Sure enough, Discord, the spirit of Chaos and Disharmony, in all his unrivaled, insane glory, possessing various animal body parts, right down to the cloven hoof and lion paw, was sitting in his room.

Of course, being of Celtic descent, Logan didn't care at the time if it was a covenant Elite. If you interrupted his sleep, you're getting his foot up your phanny.

"HEY!" He yelled at the smug Discord "what the heck are you doing in my room?!". Then the realization finally hit him: Discord, a character from the brown - haired boys' favorite show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", an ANIMATED SHOW, was in his bedroom.

Discord literally turned back his head without moving his neck upon hearing Logan's demanding for an explanation "Well young man," he replied in his sophisticated, yet manic voice, "I was just minding my own business in the Crystal Empire, looking at my beautiful reflection," as he said this, a vanity mirror appeared in his eagle talon that proceeded to crack upon his looking at it, "but, out of nowhere, Celestia attacks me, demanding that I apologize for saying the truth!"

"And what might that truth be?"

"That her cutie mark has its own orbit. When I said that I wouldn't apologize for saying what was true, she shot me with her magic, which hit the mirror as I dodged the blast, and sent me here."

"And by mirror you mean the portal to the human version of Equestria?"

"Exactly."

Logan thought for a minute ‘This can be my only chance’

"Take me with you."

The draquenequis immediately turned back to the human, with a look of surprise on his face "What did you say?"

"Take me to Equestria with you" Logan repeated.

"Okay, you'll obviously want to bring books on all human science, history, and others of that nature to handle Twilight, you'll also need a pony body, maybe a Pegasus?"

Now it was Logan’s turn to be surprised, "Wait, so you're not even going to protest my joining you?"

"And pass up the perfect opportunity to spread some minor chaos? How you wound me," said the Lord of Chaos dramatically, "besides, I already made a copy of you to stay here as to not arouse any suspicions in the bathroom."

The teenage boy grinned "Thank you kindly, Discord." he then proceeded to bow.

Discord grinned in turn, then snapped his fingers, opening a portal, "Shall we?"

"Why, don't mind if I do," replied Logan as he stepped through the portal, beginning a new chapter in his life.

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It's a beautiful day in Ponyville, and Rainbow Dash, the fastest flier in all of Equestria, is doing what she does best: sleeping on her personal cloud.

Suddenly sound like thunder woke the rainbow manned mare.

"What the hay?!" she screamed, looking for the source of the offending sound. She then stopped and gaped at a dark hole, roughly the size of Big Macintosh, opened up above her, spilling out a pony.

"DISSSCOOOOOooorrrrrrdddd,,.....", screamed the pony in a masculine voice, showing Dash that the pony was a stallion, as he was rocketing towards the earth.

It took Rainbow Dash a few moments to process what she saw, "Omygosh! He's gonna crash!" she immediately launched herself from her cloud and flew towards the falling stallion, catching him with outstretched hooves and gently placed him on the ground.

Dash started to look at the stallion, who had passed out during his fall, to check for any injuries. She first noticed that the stallion looked just like one of Princess Luna's royal guard, which confused her since he didn't appear to be wearing any of the specially enchanted armor that gave the pegasi their bat-like appearance, but what confused her even more was that he didn't have a cutie mark, even though he looked around RD's age.

Realizing that she was looking at his flank longer than was deemed appropriate, she shook her head to clear the blush that was starting to form. "I wonder what happened to him," she wondered aloud before shrugging her shoulders, "eh, I bet Twilight has an answer.", she finished before picking up the still K.O'ed, stallion and carrying him to the Golden Oaks Library to hopefully get some answers from her friend.

***

Princess Twilight Sparkle, former student of Princess Celestia and Element of Magic, was in her room above the Golden Oaks Library, muzzle deep in a book when she heard a large boom, followed by an 'oof!'. The Alicorn immediately rushed downstairs to find her friend, Rainbow Dash, buried under a pile of books with a pony draped across her back, unconscious.

Twilight began to scold her friend, "Rainbow! What's going on?! Who is that?! And why-"

The princess was interrupted by a cyan hoof covering her mouth.

"Listen, Twi, I'll explain later, but right now he needs help." said the prismatic mare as she gestured over to the strange pony with her free hoof. Twilight looked over and noticed all the bruises and cuts that covered his body, then looked back at Rainbow Dash and nodded, allowing the Pegasus to remove her hoof from her friends' mouth.

Twilight rubbed her muzzle, "Take him up to my room and put him on the bed," she ordered as she proceeded to levitate the saddle bags he was wearing off of him and placed them by hers.

"Heh, guess you finally got a stallion into your bed." quipped Rainbow, causing Twilight to blush furiously.

"R- Rainbow Dash!?-" the lavender Alicorn started to say, before the cyan Pegasus started to laugh.

"Relax, Twi, I was only joking!" she said between giggles. Twilight huffed and stormed into the kitchen to look for bandages.

"Where's Spike?" asked Rainbow Dash, noticing the absence of the baby dragon.

"Oh, he's with Rarity, looking for gems, he won't be back for a while."

"Oh, okay," said the Pegasus as she proceeded to carry the still unconscious stallion up to her friends' room.