Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery in Equestria

by Probably Minion

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Other, Scootaloo, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 2091

Dr. Evil has teamed up with Discord to attempt to steal the magic from Equestria's princesses. Can Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, the Mane 6, and Austin Powers stop him in time and save Equestria?

Dr. Evil has somehow ended up in Equestria and decided the best way to make use of his time in this mysterious universe is to team up with Discord and build another doomsday device to steal the magic from Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, and Twilight so they can take over Equestria. Can Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, the Mane 6, and Austin Powers stop him in time and save Equestria?

Published 2014-06-15 18:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-08 22:28:46 UTC

Introduction

Last time we saw Austin Powers was when he came close but short of finally defeating his enemy, Dr. Evil. Rumor has it that Dr. Evil has unfroze and ended up in a universe populated by colorful ponies with different abilities. Once realizing he may be in trouble, Dr. Evil had an encounter with Discord, the master of chaos. After a brief conversation, Dr. Evil and Discord decided to team up to build a doomsday device so they can steal the magic possessed by Equestria's four main leaders: Princess Celestia: princess of the sun, Princess Luna: princess of the moon, Princess Cadance: the ruler of the Crystal Empire, and Princess Twilight Sparkle: the princess of friendship. Where's Austin Powers when you need him and will anypony by willing in assisting him in defeating Dr. Evil and saving Equestria once again?!?!?!

Chapter 2

Meanwhile in Equestria, Dr. Evil and his new ally, Discord were talking about the doomsday device they were building to steal the magic from Equestria's rulers.

"Discord, I know you may not be the brightest creature I've ever met but I'm glad I found someone similar to me who knows a thing about this place. Otherwise I wouldn't have a clue about what to do here." said Dr. Evil with that fake evil look on his face.

"I'm more than glad to assist someone who wants to defeat Princess Celestia. Before I met you, I didn't know anyone who was evil like me." said Discord.

"So about that doomsday device, it's gonna include a magnetic mechanism that will shoot a laser beam and pick up any powerful magic that Equestria may possess and once it picks it up, half the power will get to me and half the power will go to you." said Dr. Evil.

"Sounds fantastic! And once we have the power, there will be nothing that will stop us, not even your enemy, Austin Powers. I bet he doesn't even know you ended up in Equestria!" said Discord.

"Uh please, I'm pretty sure he thinks I froze myself permanently. We'll pull this off with ease!" said Dr. Evil.

Little do they know, is that Austin Powers has just entered Equestria and is seeking the ponies who will assist him in defeating this "dynamic duo".

Chapter 3

Once Austin entered this mysterious land, he made his way to the home of the two of the ponies who were going to assist him in defeating Dr. Evil. Once he arrived, he realized it was floating on clouds and didn't know how to get up there but then saw stairs and was eventually got up near the house. Austin knocked on the door. He was greeted by a young orange pegasus with a purple mane and tail.

"Hello there, what's your name?" asked Austin.

"My name is Scootaloo. I'm assuming you're the one who's gonna help me and my big sister defeat Dr. Evil and Discord. I'll go get my sister but come in." said the orange pegasus.

Not long after, Scootaloo came downstairs with a bigger blue pegasus with a rainbow colored mane and tail.

"My name is Rainbow Dash. I understand you know a lot about the creature who Discord teamed up with to steal the princess' magic." said the blue pegasus.

"Why yes. Dr. Evil is my nemesis." said Austin.

"We''ll talk more about this later. But first, Scoots and I wanna take you to Ponyville and see if any of our other friends want to help us defeat Dr. Evil." said Rainbow Dash.

"Sounds good to me." said Austin.

Chapter 4

As many people know back in season 3, the mane 6 (in particular Fluttershy) somehow made Discord stop his evil and chaotic ways and convinced him that friendship is indeed magic. But after hearing what Discord was up to, Fluttershy was in a state of shock and disbelief.

"How could he do this?!?!?! He told he me would be friendly forever!" cried Fluttershy.

"I know Fluttershy. Scoots and I were pretty shocked when we heard about this too." said Rainbow Dash.

She then turned to Austin.

"So tell us about this Dr. Evil guy." said Rainbow Dash.

"Back in 1997 after being frozen for 30 years, Dr. Evil and his crew of assassins attempted to send a drill into the mantle of the earth but luckily, my assistant and I were able to stop him dead in his tracks and he froze himself again. I think that's how ended up here in Equestria." said Austin.

"So basically what you're saying is this guy is legit?!?!" asked Scootaloo.

"Yep pretty much. I need you three and anypony else who's willing to help me defeat Dr. Evil and Discord and keep them from stealing the princesses' magic and save Equestria." said Austin.

"Well.... we have these things called the Elements of Harmony that me, Fluttershy, and four other ponies used to turn Discord into stone about two years ago. Maybe if we can convince the other four to help us defeat Discord and Dr. Evil, we can do the same exact thing to Discord and possibly even Dr. Evil." said Rainbow Dash.

"Hello anypony home?" said a voice who seemed to have just entered Fluttershy's cottage.

The voice was coming from a white unicorn who had a purple mane and tail.

"Who's that sexy... I mean glamorous pony over there?" asked Austin.

"Oh, that's Rarity. She owns a fashion shop and Ponyville and is very generous." said Fluttershy.

"Who in the name of Celestia is that?!?!?!" asked Rarity.

"Rarity, this is Austin Powers. He seems to know a lot about the creature who's helping Discord try to steal the magic from the princesses." said Rainbow Dash.

"I know this may be a bad time to ask you baby but, wanna hang later?!?!?!" asked Austin.

"Uh sure......" said Rarity with a confused look on her face.

"Anyway, I'll go tell Pinkie and Applejack about this situation and see if they're willing to help us defeat these two monsters. I'm pretty sure Twilight already knows about this since she's one of the targets but I'll go tell her anyway in case she doesn't know. I'll let you know what happens tomorrow." said Fluttershy.

"Sounds like a plan. We're gonna kick some butt tomorrow!" said Scootaloo with a smile on her face.

Chapter 5

Princess Celestia is best known for her tendency to take immediate action when a threat to her or any of the other princesses comes up. This obviously was no exception.

"I must talk to Dr. Evil and Discord at once!" demanded Princess Celestia.

Her royal guards brought in a medium- sized TV screen on which Dr. Evil was planning to have a face-to-face video chat with the princess.

"Hello there Princess Celestia and any other royal subjects of Equestria. My name is Dr. Evil and evil is what I do!" chuckled Dr. Evil with that fake evil look on his face.

"What are you doing in Equestria?" asked Princess Celestia.

"It's really simple. My new partner Discord and I are building a doomsday device with a laser that will have the power to suck up any powerful magic in Equestria and once we have the magic, there's nothing that can stop us! That only way you can stop is if you pay us...... 1 million dollars!" said Dr. Evil with that fake evil look on his face.

Princess Celestia and the other guards in the room started cracking up after hearing that the ransom was a price they could easily pay. In the background, Discord gestured that Dr. Evil said the wrong price.

"Oh yeah sorry. I meant to say the only way you can stop is if you pay us...... 900 trillion dollars!" said Dr. Evil with that fake evil look on his face.

Princess Celestia was all of a sudden in a state of shock.

"I am going to send the six ponies who represent the Elements of Harmony after you to ensure you don't any harm to anypony or any other creature in Equestria and you will regret even trying to steal the magic from me, my sister, Princess Cadance, or Princess Twilight Sparkle! You hear me, you will be shocked and hopefully you will learn that nothing is more powerful than the magic of friendship!" said Princess Celestia.

"Good luck Princess Celestia, I hope that the ponies that are supposed to be my friends have the courage to turn me into stone for the second time!" said Discord and they hung up.

Princess Celestia then wrote a letter to Twilight that said:

My dearest Twilight, as you may know Discord has teamed up with an evil mastermind by the name of Dr. Evil who are planning to attempt to steal the magic from me, you, Princess Luna, and Princess Cadance. I need you and your friends to retrieve the Elements of Harmony from the Tree of Harmony and then locate these two and turn Discord into stone just as you did in the season 2 premiere! Good luck and be careful. Yours truly, Princess Celestia.

Chapter 6

The next day, the Mane 6, Scootaloo, and Austin met up at Twilight's castle to go over their plan of attack for defeating Dr. Evil and Discord.

"We've got ourselves a big threat knowing that this time, Discord has teamed up with another evil creature by the name of Dr. Evil to try to steal the magic from Equestria's rulers. I think we can defeat these two if we stick together, worry only about our assignments, and not many mistakes." said Twilight.

"Dr. Evil, ha! What a silly name!" said Pinkie with a smile on her face.

"Pinkie, this isn't the time to joke around. This is serious business!" said Twilight.

"Oh sorry." said Pinkie.

"Anyway before we start looking for these two, we have to go retrieve the Elements of Harmony from the Tree of Harmony so we can turn Discord into stone. And as for Dr. Evil, we'll let Austin tell us how to defeat him, right?" said Twilight.

"Absolutely baby!" said Austin with a grin on his face.

"Twilight, can I come with you to get the Elements of Harmony?" asked Scootaloo.

"Actually Scoots, I need you to go with Austin to start looking for Dr. Evil and Discord. I wrote a letter to Daring Do asking if she can help so you might see her on your way." said Twilight.

"Alright, we know what we're doing! Let's do this!" yelled Applejack and they were off to save Equestria.

Chapter 7

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Chapter 8

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Chapter 9

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Chapter 10

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Chapter 11

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Chapter 12

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Chapter 13

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Chapter 14

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"The Wiggles in Equestria" Sneak Peek

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Chapter 1

As you may know, the life of British spy Austin Powers is anything but ordinary. Ever since Dr. Evil froze himself for the fourth time, his life was slow and he had some time to enjoy life. One day, he received a video message from his boss informing him about Dr. Evil's new plot and where he was located.

"What the hell is Equestria?!?!?!?!" asked Austin with a confused look on his face.

"I don't know much about this place myself but from what people are telling me it is a very important place. It is said that Equestria is the only reason that even some people get along." said his boss.

"What do you suppose Dr. Evil is doing in Equestria?" asked Austin.

"From what I heard, Dr. Evil has teamed up with this dragon-like creature called Discord and they are currently negotiating the possibility of building a doomsday device to steal all of the magic from Equestria's rulers to take over Equestria. I figured you would be the perfect person, of course if you're up for the task, to team with a few of the citizens of Equestria to once defeat Dr. Evil and his new ally." said his boss.

"So how am I gonna get to Equestria?" asked Austin as he was getting his things together.

"It's simple. You're going to enter Equestria through a portal located in the nightclub where Dr. Evil froze himself the first time and you'll meet the ponies who're gonna help you defeat Dr. Evil and Discord. I heard one of the ponies was a sexy white unicorn who I think is your type of girl if you know what I mean?!?!?!" said his boss with a grin his face.

"I'm on it! I'll let you know how this mission once I return from this mysterious 'Equestria' land." said Austin.

"Best of luck and see you soon." said his boss and he hung up.