Equestria 51

Ben Daniels sat down opposite to the alien. The alien looked patient, ready for listening. Ben Daniels began to ask the alien questions. "Who are you?" Was his first question.

"Greetings, sir." Said the alien. "I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle of Equestria. I am the leader of the Elements of Harmony and the Princess of Friendship."

"I see." Said Daniels. "Do you have any knowledge of your species?"

"I am a pony, Equis Equestrianus, and I am specifically an alicorn, Equis Equestrianus Alicornia." Explained Twilight.

"Why have you come to Planet Earth?" Daniels asked.

"I don't know" Said Twilight, "I didn't even know this was Planet Earth!"

"Are you hostile?" Asked Daniels again?

Then Twilight said, "Why would the princess of Friendship be hostile! I come in peace!"

"I see. Do you have any knowledge of the creatures accompanying you?" Asked Daniels.

"Yes!" Said Twilight. "They are my five closest friends, them and I wield the Elements of Harmony!"

"Now, what are these Elements of Harmony?" Asked Daniels.

"Magic, Laughter, Generosity, Loyalty, Honesty, and Kindness." Twilight explained. "They keep Equestria in balance and avoid utter chaos!"

"What happens if these Elements don't keep things in balance?" Asked Daniels again.

"Then there will be utter chaos! Everypony will be rivaling each other, trying to prove who is the greatest in Equestria! It can go too far as blowing up everything and killing everypony! Only some crazed, Discorded maniac would do that kind of stuff!" Twilight warned him. That's when Daniels realized something.

"Hold on a sec" Said Daniels. He walked out of the room and talked to the commander for a moment. "Did ypu hear what she said?" He asked. "She says we are Discorded Maniacs!"

"Why do you know that?" Said the commander.

"She claimed that Discorded maniacs cause utter chaos by blowing up places and killing people! That is basically us!" Said Daniels. "That is America! We are the savages!"

"Are you being disloyal to your country?" Asked the commander suspiciously.

"No, it's the truth! She's too smart!" Said Daniels, and he walked back into the room to continue the interview. "Sorry about that, let's get back to questions" Daniels told Twilight. "Tell me, do your friends know a lot?" He asked.

"Yep, they do?" Said Twilight.

"All right! Next subject!" Yelled Daniels, and the soldiers pulled Twilight away. They brought in the next alien for Daniels to interview.

The soldiers sat the alien down at the table, across from Daniels. This alien, however, looked similar to the previous one, as it was equine in appearance and had wings, but it lacked a horn, and it was cream-colored, with a pink mane covering part of its face.

"Hello there" Said Daniels. "What is your name?"

"I'm... I'm..." Said the alien hesitantly.

"Yes?" Said Daniels patiently.

"I'm... um..." Said the alien again, and then she turned her head away from Daniel and squealed.

"Take your time, please" Said Daniels, but the creature wouldn't budge. Eventually it squealed loudly and ran out of the room. "Ok, next please" Said Daniels. The soldiers brought in the next one.

This alien had a horn but no wings, and had a white coat and purple mane, but she was complaining a lot.

"Put me down! What are you doing to me? I don't like this one bit! What's going on here, huh?" The alien exclaimed.

Daniels began interviewing. "Hello, my name is Benjamin Daniels, and I mean no harm. Tell me, what is your name?" He asked.

"I am Rarity, and I demand to know what you are doing to me!" Said the creature.

Then Daniels said, "We're just here for an interview, so-"

"AN INTERVIEW?!?!?!?!" Exclaimed Rarity. "I DON'T WANT TO HAVE AN INTERVIEW, I DIDN'T DRESS UP RIGHT? I LOOK TERRIBLE, I'LL NEVER GET A JOB LOOKING LIKE THIS!"

"It's ok, this is not a job interview." Said Daniels calmly.

"YOU ARE A DISCORDED MANIAC TO BRING ME TO AN INTERVIEW WITHOUT ME KNOWING!" Shouted Rarity again.

"Please be calm and stop whining!" Said Daniels.

"Whining?" Asked Rarity. "I'm just complaining. THIIIS IS WHIIINING!!!! OOOOH, THIS ROOOM IS SOOO SMAAALL! YOU CRAAAZY DISCORDED MANIACS ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE! SOMEPONY SAAAVE MEEEE!!!" She shouted.

Daniels covered his ears. "Take her away! Give me the next one!" He shouted angrily. The soldiers grabbed Rarity, who was still "Whining" and carried her out of the room. "I hope the next one isn't as crazy as this one was!" Daniels said to himself. The soldiers brought the next alien in. She was pink, had a curly mane, and smelled like candy.

"Oh hi, who are you? I'm Pinkie Pie! Do you like to party?" Said the alien, identifying herself as Pinkie Pie.

"My name is Ben Daniels" Said Daniels, "And I'm here to ask you a few questions."

"Oh boy! I LOVE guessing games!" Exclaimed Pinkie.

"This is not a game, this is an interview." Said Daniels.

"An interview?" Said Pinkie, "Am I getting a job here?"

"No, this is not a job! I just want to know what you are, why you are here, and-"

"THIS IS BOOOOOOOOOOOORING!!!!!!!" Shouted Pinkie. "Let's do something else. Are you hungry?"

Then Ben said, "Well, I- MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH!" Shouted Daniels as Pinkie shoved a bunch of cupcakes down his throat. Then she took out a giant carton of milk, and poured the whole carton down his mouth to wash the cupcakes down. Daniels started to cough. He said, "I don't feel so- BLAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!" And then he projectile vomited all over the room, destroying the audio tapes, the film cameras, and the notes he was taking, getting them all wet and soggy. "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! GIVE ME THE NEXT ONE! NOW!" He shouted.

"Sorry." Said Pinkie Pie, and the soldiers carried her away. Then they brought in the next one, which was light blue with a rainbow colored mane and wings.

"Hello *COUGH*, may I have your name please?" Asked Daniels, wiping his mouth.

"I'm Rainbow Dash!" She said. Noticing that Daniels was bald, Rainbow said, "Hey, you're an egghead."

"I take that an insult." Said Daniels. "Now, I'm going to ask you some questions." He said again, and Rainbow started to answer them without being asked them first.

"XBOX! Call of Duty! Cheesecake! Cloudsdale! Wonderbolts! The Bridesmaids! Missouri! Stinky boxer shorts!" She shouted.

"I didn't even ask!" Said Daniels.

"Sorry about that, ask me anything." Said Rainbow Dash.

"Why are you here?" Asked Daniels.

"Because I am." Said Rainbow Dash.

"I mean, why did you want to come here? Who sent you here?" Asked Daniels again.

"I won't tell you that!" Said Rainbow Dash.

"Why not? I need to know, this is not a yes or no question." Said Daniels.

"You're invading my privacy! I don't want to talk, quit forcing me!" Said Rainbow.

"All right, all right, I won't go too serious. This interview is done. Next please!" Said Daniels, and the soldiers took Rainbow Dash away.