Vegeta and Nappa Reads Pinkie's Power Level

by MingMardez

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Pinkie Pie, Crossover, Human
Length: 1016

When Nappa and Vegeta go to Equestria to try to sell it for money to other buyers. They run into some problems they really just can't blast away.

Nappa and Vegeta are going to sell Equestria after wiping its inhabitants. But after reading a power level of a specific pony
they really regret going to the Planet.

Published 2014-05-25 04:20:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-06 04:56:40 UTC

Arrival

Nappa and Vegeta have arrived in Equestria to see if the land is good for selling. Nappa and Vegeta have been traveling for a year to get to Equestria. The Mane 6 and the Princesses have not yet known they are about to touch down. Only Pinkie Pie knew they were coming because of her Pinkie Sense. So, she went over to where they will land and once they arrived she greeted them.

"Hello there." said Pinkie grabbing Nappa's head.

"Ah, who the hell are ya?" Nappa said.

"Take it easy Nappa it's harmless." Vegeta said calmly.

"So, are you guys aliens, you don't look like a pony" said Pinkie, "Do you want to try my new batch of Cupcakes, I KNOW, I'll host you guys a party!"

"Vegeta... is this pony crazy or what?" Nappa said.

"Perhaps, or mabye she is just really hyper, anyway we have to do our jobs and sell this planet for a profitable price." Vegeta said seriously.

"Selling the planet, your so silly you can't sell a planet thats impossible!" Pinkie said yelling at Vegeta's face.

"GET AWAY FROM ME!" yelled Vegeta. Vegeta threw the party pony over the edge, making sure she was

gone for good he blasted the area with an energy beam.

"Alright, it's gone, finally." Vegeta said breathing hard.

"Wow Vegeta, you really blew away that pony." Nappa said laughing.

"Whoever she was, she is no more" Vegeta said happily.

"Oh, my name's Pinkie Pie, so your name is Vegeta huh?" said Pinkie, "That sounds like vegetables, yuck I

hate vegetables but I do like cake, do you like cake?"

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Vegeta yelled. Pushing the pink pony away from his hair.

Nappa reads the power level of the pony reading a power level of 5.

"Shit just got serious, so, Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta-" Nappa kept saying until he was cut off.

"WHAT!?" yelled Vegeta.

"Hi" said Nappa jokingly.

"Fuck you Nappa" said Vegeta.

"So the bald one's name is Nappa huh, your so tall, and you both smell, that's funny mabye you should both

take a bath." Pinkie said getting a giant bathtub.

"Where did you get that?" Vegeta asked.

"This?" said Pinkie, "I got it from the store."

"The Store...?" Vegeta said in disbelief.

"LET'S CELEBRATE!" yelled Pinkie getting her party cannon.

Random crowds of ponies enveloped around Nappa and Vegeta. They were both in a house but they had no

idea how they both got in their. Vegeta was completely at a loss of words since he had no idea what kind of

powers this pony had.

"Nappa, eliminate them all, destroy their corpses and BURN THEM TO HELL!" yelled Vegeta angrily.

"Ima fire in ma LAZER!" Nappa yelled destroying the house leaving only Pinkie Pie completely unharmed.

"Impossible, what kind of Demon are you?!" Vegeta said trembling.

"You silly alien, I'm not a demon, I am a pony, get it right next time." Pinkie said while laughing.

"That's its I am done prepare to die no one makes a fool of me!" Nappa yelled angrily.

Nappa released a giant energy wave directed at Pinkie Pie. He destroyed all of Ponyville's inhabitants and life forms. Leaving only the 3 of them. As Nappa was furious he was so mad he released all of his energy almost destroying the whole planet. But after the explosion Nappa, Vegeta, and Pinkie survived the explosion leaving the 2 saiyan's in a scared state.

"Ummm, Vegeta can you tell me the power level of this pony" said Nappa.

"Sure..." said Vegeta.

'Alright let's see the power level of this pony, lets see what she really is made of after surviving Nappa's

explosion.'

"It's over 8000!" yelled Vegeta.

"NO WAY IMPOSSIBLE, THERE'S NO WAY SHE CAN BE THAT STRONG!" yelled Nappa.

"It's still rising, 13,000, 14,000, 15,000, 16,000, 17,000, 18,000, 19,000, 20,000, 21- NO, 22 Thousand!" yelled Vegeta as the scouter blew up. "I don't care!" yelled Nappa, "I don't care if her power level is high I will still grind you to a pulp."

Pinkie Pie kills Nappa with a flash in front of a frustrated Vegeta.

"That was a fun game." said Pinkie, "Do you want to play?"

"GALIK GUN!" yelled Vegeta conjuring energy, "FIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE!"

As the smoke cleared, there was no sign of Pinkie Pie in the ruble.

"YES!" yelled Vegeta, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU SURPASS MY POWER LEVEL!"

"Really?" said Pinkie, "Are you sure, because that really did tickle alot."

"Tickle?" said Vegeta, "How the fuck does that tickle?!"

"Ooh ooh here let me try one." said Pinkie, "Brohoof!"

This knocked Vegeta back all the way to Canterlot. Seeing other ponies there he decided to blast them all away with an energy beam. Vegeta got up angrily and started firing random energy beams towards Pinkie's location. He flew into the air and blew up the remains of Ponyville. He then turned towards Canterlot and blew it up making sure she would have no place to hide.

"Hello there, ooh your hair is so spiky!" said Pinkie, "We have a Dragon named Spike do you want to meet him later, then after that we can race, sound okay with you?"

"PLEASE CAN YOU, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!" yelled Pinkie, "If you don't

come your just going to be a big meanie and make me sad."

"I give up, this is to crazy." said Vegeta flying back to the ship.

"At least Nappa isn't here anymore." said Vegeta.

"Your wrong, I'm a Ghost." said Ghost Nappa.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" yelled Vegeta.

                                                                                  THE END

Pinkie Pie

"I can't believe he left, what should I do now," Pinkie says talking to herself.

"Well I will have to reset the whole map," said Pinkie.

Thus Pinkie Pie reset the whole thing like she did not destroy anything. She keeps doing this to revert any damage she does.

She tries to hide her inner power but keeps sometimes can't do that.

"Another reset, the 184th time," says Pinkie.

Pinkie then walks to sugarcube corner, waiting for anything to happen, any time.