A Normal Day In Ponyville

by Fryguy

Rating: everyone
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Random, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other
Length: 1118

It's like everything goes wrong in this town!

What happens in Ponyville everyday? It seems Twilight is the only pony who is civilized in this town.

Takes place after season 1 premiere

Published 2014-05-25 19:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-25 19:00:02 UTC

A Normal Day In Ponyville

Twilight had just moved into the Golden Oaks Library, she was happy to be with her friends after understanding what friendship really was. Princess Celestia had tasked Twilight in learning more about friendship and write to her about her findings. Twilight knew she would do her best. But Twilight is new to Ponyville, and getting to know everypony other than her friends won't be easy. But she was determained to succeed.

One day Twilight was in her library reading a book. The book was about advanced teleportation spells. But as she turned the page, a loud crash was heard and it shocked Twilight so much that the book was sent flying through the library. Angry, Twilight turned to her door, to find it in pieces. Rainbow Dash was lying next to the door.

"Ugh! Rainbow Dash! Do you always have to crash through someone's door?" Twilight asked in a angry tone. But Rainbow Dash started to turn onto her back, and still didn't answer her question. Twilight only rolled her eyes and looked at her shattered door. How much will that cost to replace it? Sometimes her friends can be so annoying!

"Have you looked outside? It's looks awesome!" Rainbow Dash asked Twilight and pointed outside with a hoof. Twilight noticed this and decided to go outside her door frame. What she saw was the sky half day half night. How many days will this be like this?

"Something is strange about the sky alright." Twilight exclaimed to herself. But as she turned away and went back inside the library, the princesses had started flying around Ponyville with horns glowing chasing each other. It seems like they were doing something crazy, which was probably why the sky was what it was. Everypony outside was watching, but Twilight just went to her bed and decided to try to read again.

"Okay, let's see. The teleportation spell requires three things. A picture of your destination, luck, and more luck. Hmmmmm....I guess I'll need some crayons." Twilight went to her drawers, but was dismayed t find that she didn't have any crayons.

"I guess I'll have to go buy some." Twilight thought to herself. Twilight then turned to her stairs, but then heard a explosion. The blast had startled Twilight so much that she started to fall down her stairs. Spike had just come into the house and saw Twilight on the floor.

"Twilight, the sun is up, you don't sleep during the day." Spike said, and started making his way to the kitchen. Twilight got up, and started grumbling. When she finally made it outside, she was startled to see everypony outside looking at a demolished building. Soon a brown unicorn wearing a purple vest started to make his way to Twilight, with the cutie mark of a hamburger and a messy yellow mane and tail, and a very disturbed look on his face, he was starting to yell in Twilight's face.

"Twilight! My restaurant! In ruins! By the princesses! They've gone mad!" Twilight knew this unicorn since she moved to Ponyville. Sometimes he sees things that don't even exist in his mind. Twilight started to chuckle at the panicked unicorn and replied.

"Oh Fry, you have to stop telling everypony that you see things we don't see, it's starting to get a little out of hand." But as she finished her statement, everypony in Ponyville started running away screaming, Fry had ran with them. Twilight only rolled her eyes again and went to a store to buy some crayons.

Twilight entered one of Ponyville's shops in search of some crayons to complete her teleportation spell. As she looked around the store, ponies were running to Sugar Cube Corner, it seemed that the princesses were gone and they were going there because Pinkie Pie was having a party or something. But Twilight didn't notice.

"Crayons, crayons, crayons, crayons! Yes! I found them!" Twilight had looked in the arts or crafts section of the Walmart like store to find some boxes of crayons. Twilight was so happy that she couldn't wait to try out her teleportation spell. She picked up the crayon boxes and went to the cashier.

"I want to buy these items please." Twilight told the unicorn at the cashier table. The cashier noticed the money that Twilight was paying, and the boxes of crayons on the table.

"Leave the bits on the table ma'am, and have a nice day." Twilight was confused, was this how service was in Ponyville? But she took the crayons and left the bits on the table. Twilight then quickly left the store.

"Hey Twilight! Join the party!" Twilight was startled at the voice, and turned to look to see what was happening. She saw her friends near Sugar Cube Corner, holding Cupcakes in their hoofs. Twilight didn't feel like having a fun time right now, she was anxious to try her teleportation spell.

"Maybe later, okay?" Twilight then dashed towards her library. Her friends didn't really mind, she did say maybe later, which was maybe a yes.

Twilight entered her library, she was in fact tired, the crazy things that happened that day was in fact, crazy. Twilight was starting to wish that she moved back to Canterlot. But before she did. She wanted to do her teleportation spell.

Twilight went to her room and got a sheet of paper. She placed it on her dresser, and with some crayons from the boxes she purchased, she wondered what to draw. Twilight thought for ten minutes, and then, it hit her. Sugar Cube Corner! She started to draw away.

When Twilight finished drawing, the sheet of paper was covered with pink, brown, and white galore. Twilight started smiling at her drawing, then with her horn glowing, she started her teleportation spell. Within a flash, Twilight disappeared from the library.

Pinkie Pie was outside waiting for Twilight when a flash of light caught her eye. She turned to look and finds Twilight, on the roof. She was hanging on the chimney for deer life. Twilight's friends run outside to find Twilight on the roof screaming. Soon Rainbow Dash was laughing.

Twilight, how did you get up there? Did you sprout wings?!" Rainbow Dash fell to the ground in laughter. Twilight groaned, her life in Ponyville won't be boring, but she'll need to get used to it, it's like everypony thinks everything goes wrong, I mean sure, a building gets destroyed, Twilight's door gets destroyed, but will it happen everyday? Twilight hopes not.

That's a normal day in Ponyville.

Author's Note

Fry is my OC, if you didn't know. It's a one shot, I hope you liked it!